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Author has written 1 story for National Treasure.

National Treasure Puppet Pals.
Yes, you read that right. We have a joint account, there are four (maybe five) of us, and we WILL be writing NTPP stories, ie: Bothering Ian, Trouble at Buckingham Palace, and Mason Swears. These are just a few of the ideas we have, and we will be getting those out shortly. The account is here, and yes, there is a story behind the penname. You'll find out eventually. Put us on your watch list, for the insanity is soon to come! Mwahahahaha!

I am so sorry it's taking so long for the next chapter of RGTG...it took way longer than I thought to get it written, and I am very nervous about this next chapter. Nervous enough that I'm having it beta-read this time. As soon as I hear back from them, chapter 11 will be up!!!

Book of Secrets was AWESOME! Yeah, there were plotholes, but is was a way fun movie and Riley was hiLARious!

My collection of quotes from NT fics

“Why the heck does the Declaration of Independence smell like lemons?”

-Lemon Scented, by Pog Mahon

"Trust Riley to find the cloud inside the silver lining."

-Hold Up, by save changes to normal

"Try convincing an irritated Riley Poole he needs help getting dressed in the morning. I did. Two days ago. He threw a coffee mug."

-Hold Up, by save changes to normal

“Promise on your button collection?” (Riley to Abigail)

-We Are, by Princess Tyler Briefs

"Did you really have to threaten his computer? That was kind of mean.” (Ben to Abigail, talking about Riley)
Abby turned to smile at him. “You still don’t understand the concept of a bargaining chip, do you?”

-Sick Day, by Princess Tyler Briefs

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Somebody Save Me, A Heather Wells Mystery by Macaulay10 reviews
Story based on Heather Wells Series by Meg Cabot. My version of book #3. Set post Size 14... HeatherCooper
Heather Wells Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,929 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Heather W., Cooper C. - Complete
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
Hidden Treasure! Can I come? by Lamminator reviews
Bianca Lewis, a cryptographer and old friend of the Gates' Family, joins the gang in the quest for the Knight's Templar treasure. Takes place before, during. follows exactly., and after the movie.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 83,626 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Riley P. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3789 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Finding Air by Sveedish Chef reviews
Ben involves Riley in something much more dangerous than he expected. As they both struggle with allegiance and guilt, their integrity and beliefs are severely challenged by two polar opposite world views. Conspiracies, cluster headaches, and jackalopes!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,954 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
See No Evil by elvenrarehunter reviews
The sequel to Blind Faith. Things haven't exactly gone according to plan. The gang gets back together because of something peculiar that Rylah picked up when they found the treasure. Where to this time? No flames plz. R&R CC welcomed and appreciated.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007
Another Clue by BG Sparrow reviews
Sequel Up! A young woman takes up housekeeping in the Gates' manor as a cover to get a clue to the rumored other part of the treasure. But things change when Riley comes into the picture at the wrong time. Where does another clue lead them this time? RxOC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,585 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Riley P. - Complete
The Perfect Christmas by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
In which Ben tries to make up for all the Christmases Riley didn’t get as child. Semisequel to Magic of the Season. BenRiley brotherly fluff with a side of BenAbby. Chapter 18 of 25: Christmas Music.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,216 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Inertia by Kermitfries reviews
this is my story of Bart Allen. This my story of the evillest villain, a man who was denied love, Lex luthor. This is what happens when you are presented with a choice, sometimes you choose wrong. You make mistakes all the time. And can't always fix them
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,895 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Bart A./Impulse, Chloe S.
The Legend Of Riley Poole by Lollipop456 reviews
Ben, Abigail, and Riley set out to discover the truth behind the fact of King Arthur's illegmiate son. Was he real? Did he kill his father? Is Riley truly related to the greatest king that England ever had? RileyxOC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
Interlude: Goldie by Spastic Bookworm reviews
In RC, Riley says he really likes a certain blue iFish... In here Riley shows us why. Pre-PreSlash and Slash. /Best to read Riley's Converse first, however, as it's epilogue is here.\
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
You Want me to do What? by LaylaBinx reviews
Hehe, Riley gets the hiccups and Abi and Ben think up all kinds of ways to help him! Silly stuff :D Hope you like it!
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Suddenly by ekagrey reviews
This is how I have wanted the Alex and Addison relationship to go from the beginning. Starts right after Wishin' and Hopin'...enjoy
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
Riley Versus Winter by Tori of Lorien reviews
Riley Poole is the smartest, best-looking computer hacker he knows. He even helped steal the Declaration of Independence and found a couple of great treasures with his best friend. But can he beat Mother Nature when she unleashes winter?
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Birthday Present by Angelic Prophecy reviews
Ben and Abi take Riley to a surprise movie night for his birthday. And they see a very familiar story. ONESHOT!
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Change by Renata Swift reviews
Change is inevitable. Change cannot be stopped. The changes have been great in Ben's life, so he stops to reflect. Oneshot, and first story in the Mercy Me! Chronicles.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Fate of Fortune, Price of Glory by WalkingInMemphis reviews
Sequel to Fortune & Glory. An Ancient Brotherhood. A Long Awaited Revenge. Two Estranged Historians. Two Hostages. One Altar. RileyOC....FOURTH CHAPTER FINALLY UP!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006
Loyal by LoremIpsum reviews
Something I wrote after seeing Book of Secrets in response to Riley being so looked over by everyone. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Riley's Converse by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Riley loves his Converse. The reason why is so simple. Oh and his shoelace breaks. BenRiley preslash, kinda fluffy. Epilogue to this posted in Interlude: Goldie! Poll in my profile. Go vote!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Circles and Triangles by Bee03 reviews
How long would you wait for love? //Clois/Lexana/Chimmy/Brois// CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Note pen name change, formerly SpikesSweetie.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,866 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Sick Day by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Riley has a cold, Abby gets to nag, and Ben once again plays observer in his own life. [BenAbby and BenRiley Brotherly Fluff].
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Operation: Pain in My Side by KeymaJade reviews
In which Chloe is completely and utterly frustrated with the flirting and arguing and especially the sexual tension that goes on between our favorite pair.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Hold Up by save changes to normal reviews
All they wanted was a couple of cheeseburgers. But with Ben and Riley, is it ever that simple?
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Persistence of Vision by Logans4ever reviews
Musings of a true love. Shades of Clana and Clois.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Honey You Could Do So Much Better by AFreakInside reviews
Tomas Gates was entrusted with a secret so big he couldnt keep it to himself. So he enlisted in the help of his friend, James Mitchell. Since then, none of their descendants have succeeded in recovering the Templar treasure. Until now. RileyOC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Riley P.
Watchtower by rh-fntc reviews
Chloe and Oliver start off on two wrong feet...
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,895 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Chloe S., Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
Actions speak louder than words by inkl0v3 reviews
When the FBI need help to solve a case, they send the three treasure hunters on a vacation with the only witness. Will Riley be able to unlock the girl's secrets before it's too late? RileyOC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
A World Without Lois Lane by Jade4813 reviews
What would the world, and Clark Kent, have been without Lois Lane? She's about to find out. Clois.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,432 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Expected Surprise A Hydro Kiss Story by AlaskaCannoli reviews
Complete. Clois. One shot? It's Clark's crazy kissed out mind after Hydro
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Blind Faith by elvenrarehunter reviews
What happens when Riley's sister gets caught up in the hunt? Who can she trust when her world is turned upside down after the Charlotte incident? And what happens when she finds out that there's more to the treasure than meets the eye? Please R&R No Flame
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,813 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Obsession by nerdyy.girl reviews
TEMPORARY HIATUS! Riley, Ben and Abigail aren't the only ones working for the good guys! They've recruited history buff, Chloe's help. Read as she helps them slip past Ian and as something develops between our young Chloe and Riley... RileyxOC
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Riley P.
Questions by Rachel-DI reviews
Clark and Lois are just afraid to find the answers to the questions they have been asking themselves.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Fooling by Rachel-DI reviews
Jimmy threatens to break up with Chloe because he feels she spends too much time with Clark. Not being able to say it's because Clark has powers, she comes up with the excuse Clark has a girlfriend: Lois.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Strangest Things by sarahofearth reviews
AUish. Ian and Riley are oddly enough working together to find Ben and Abi after the couple’s mysterious kidnapping. Read as a new relationship grows and shocking revelations are made. No Slash. Final chapter up. Reviews appreciated!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Riley P., Ian H. - Complete
Caught! by unlit-match reviews
Bart Allen returns to Smallville again. When he's there, he runs into some old friends. BartChloe
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Chloe S.
Pigs Will Fly by R-Gomeni reviews
HUMORClois. She always said pigs would fly first...
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Back To Normal by CiCi-Star reviews
Lois and Clark....Just a little bit of fluff!
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Living Conditions by CiCi-Star reviews
Lois has a house guest...
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
What Poking Preludes by sheproclaimeditrandomly reviews
Poking preludes all love confessions...right? RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
National Treasure : The Treasure of Jean Laffite by Kyoko-chan and Mistress-sama reviews
Sequel to NT II : Riley's Declaration of Independence. Riley and Alexis's adventures continue. This time, they're in Alexis's home state of Texas trying to piece together the mystery surrounding a lost pirate treasure and Riley's disowned twin brother.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
National Treasure II: Treasure of the Underworld by ForRent-Me-Not reviews
Shortly after Ben and Abi’s wedding, some of the treasure is stolen from the Cairo museum. Ben travels to Cairo with Abi, Riley, and his sister Ellen. Soon, a myth unravels and an old enemy resurfaces. AB, RxOC. No angst, just fun! Please review!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006
Riley's Love by Pinkey the Brain reviews
Riley Poole falls in love. What happens next? Read and REVIEW!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
A Scene from Darkest Hour by LordLanceahlot reviews
As the title says, just the scene where Suze is sleeping in David's bed, armed with power tools to protect herself from Maria in Jesse's POV. Just a short ficlet of a scene I really enjoyed.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2005
Winning His Heart by Chibijac reviews
This is my first HermioneRon fic, so please just go easy on me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2002 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Riley Gets the Girl reviews
Kelsie Greene meets a darkhaired geek in glasses and Converse sneakers. Abigail thinks Ben is cheating on her. And when a new legend surfaces, why does Larry Daly know more about this treasure's history than Ben? AN deleted, this is the real chapter 11
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007
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