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Joined 03-30-07, id: 1248893, Profile Updated: 12-20-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hola! If you're reading this, YAY YOU! Stuff about me... I'm really tall, that's usually the first thing people notice. I have almost no social life... but I still have some. I'm not your typical high school student; I think. I love LOVE love learning. My favorite subject is science, with a focus on human anatomy/physiology. I'm not Hollister-chick-ish, either. I like certain thing from every genre (right word?) of style, so I tend to mix up my own stuff. I appreciate the darker side of life; in order to see the light, you must accept the dark. Because of this reasoning, I have a wide variety of friends that usually clash a lot. My nails are usually unusual (lol, paradox much?). I'm not Christian, I'm my own religion, and most everybody hates that. You wouldn't believe how many friends I've lost because they try to convert me. UGH. Anyway, I like reading a lot more than writing, partly because I know my grammar is terrible, partly because I get stuck every damn time I write something. Oh, and I'm a rated almost-genius. 4 IQ points away! And lastly, I absolutely love my height. I wish there were more options for the tall girls, like long jeans and bigger shoes in every mall. Petites get entire brands, why can't we? ONE MORE THING: I am beyond Team Jacob. Edward can bite me. Not literally, that would be terrible. Then I could never be with my sun...

STATS: Name's Jen (obviously), 6'0", Brown hair (when I spend time in the tropics my hair turns blonder), really dark eyes, pale skin (but I tan quite nicely), funny, dorky. Never ask me to dance, or really do anything physical... Now for the mental stuff: lol. That's all I have to say.

I originally got started on HP fics, by my friend Liz (she warned me against them, the naive fool). I read a lot of different kinds of fics, but HP and Twilight are my faves.

My SHIPs: Fanon: D/G, SB/RL, Hr/FW (or GW), Hr/H, Hr/M!BZ, Hr/Anyone male (and reasonable), H/D, H/LV (LOVE this one), more (HP). George/Mason (Dead Like Me), Jacob/Bella, Bella/James, (Twilight), Spike/Willow/Angelus (any combo possible here, Buffy) and more... OPENMINDED. Canon: Renesmee/Jacob(Twilight), Mia/Michael (Princess Diaries). I HATE canon ships from JK. Sorry, but I truly and honestly do.

My fave fics: A Tale of Two Matchmakers (Kerichi), and all Aafro Man Ziegod fics from fictionalley.com., and VCCV fics. Check out my favorites to see more.

My Fave hot guys ;): ((HP)) Draco Malfoy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Young Sirius Black, Male!Blaise (as the dark haired, blue eyed Italian god), Remus Lupin, Tom Riddle ((Twilight)) Everyone beginning with J? lol. Jacob, James, Jasper. Mike's adorable, too.((CSI)) Greg Sanders, ((Miscellaneous)) Alec from Dark Angel (Jensen Ackles is GOD), Logan from 1st season Dark Angel (he really changed in the 2nd), Mason from Dead Like Me (he's luvable). Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, more...

Things that squick me (few but there): Femmeslash, heavy bondage, anything romantic involving Snape (ew), Jacob Black bashing, Mason/Daisy fics, mpreg, any JK canon fics (okay... Lily/james and some H/G exceptions, but really...), serious angst, some cross-generational

Things I prefer reading: gay!Harry (just too adorable to resist), longer fics (usually written better and more entertaining), and that's about it

I'm sorry my fics suck so hardcore. I'm really trying to change my writing, but I'm afraid it still might suck :(

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Inconvenience by keep austin wierd reviews
Bella moved from the forests of Forks to the cacti of Phoenix. Not only that, but she has an annoying neighbor. Her neighbor happens to be a quiet Edward Cullen. Will she be able to break down this green-eyed teenager's wall? COMPLETE! SEQUEL!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,392 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Countdown by meeker004 reviews
100 dollars. It was how much Seth owed his older sister after she won their bet that Jacob Black would imprint on somebody completely inappropriate and leave Seth completely and utterly brokenhearted. Leah-Embry and Seth-Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Seth, Leah - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Turn for the Better by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione Granger goes back in time to try and convince a young Severus Snape not to aid Tom Riddle. Of course, Severus doesn't make it easy. Life at Hogwarts is now VERY different. Alternate Universe, Violence. OOC, Drama, Romance, Humor, Lemons and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 177,172 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blind by Jayeliwood reviews
AU,OOC, All human. Disability doesn't mean you're not able. Can Edward get over his disability and himself to find true happiness with someone who cares deeply for him. Will he do anything to become whole for her? Winner of 3 Twilightawards best author!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 7106 - Favs: 6,186 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Space In Between by mia101 reviews
BTVS/Angel crossover. After Angel again loses his soul in "The Beast". This is just a short, smutty one shot that plays off the idea of how Angel loses his soul and what would happen if something kind of the opposite were to happen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex Machine by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella is Edwards sex machine tonight! Yea!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Just A Stupid Crush by PadfootBlack4Ever reviews
It's just a stupid crush. At least that's what Hermione Granger keeps telling herself. Set in her 7th year. Not HBP or DH compliant. Rated T for later chapters. SBHG. COMPLETED! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,712 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Escalation by SometimeSelkie reviews
There was a perfectly good reason why Ginny Weasley was practically shagging Draco Malfoy in plain sight in the hallway. HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
A Not So Unpleasant Conversation by Twilight-Songstress reviews
After breakingup with Dean, Ginny heads out to get some fresh air, but what happens when someone's already in her favorite relaxing spot? Slightly DG and takes place during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
If One Weasley Doesn't Work Try Another by SexiAnglo reviews
Hermione finds her fiance in a rather compromising position. Hurt. She knows that dancing will help her recover,but having another man by her side can't hurt. Complete Ive had a crazy number of hits, but no reviews. Plz Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Best Gift by Moldy Voldy reviews
What Ginny REALLY wanted to give Harry for his seventeenth... Vey much rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Change Is Everything by Titled Heart reviews
Ginny comes back to school well developed. She's got a renewed sense of style, and all of this has caught the eyes of many of Hogwarts' goodlooking boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,601 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Phone a Friend by SlytherinTwinCC reviews
For a young woman named Chelsea life was a seemingly endless mass of gray. For a quirky Chocolatier named Willy life was about to get pleasantly complicated by a very unexpected series of phone calls. WWOC. Depp Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Forget it, Forget Me by Filthy x Gorgeous reviews
COMPLETE! Draco and Hermione are sent back in time 20 years. How will spending time with the Marauders affect them? How will they get back? Will anything ever be the same? As time unfolds ... again ... relationships forge, threatening to upturn lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,842 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Draco M., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Awkward Moments by Madame Zephyrus reviews
Oneshot. Everyone shares their awkward moments with each other at some point or another... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When The Full Moon Rises by CherryCheeks91 reviews
Another one of those Travelling in time fics concerning one Hermione Granger... Strange how I seem slightly phsycopathically obsessed with these...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,507 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It All Started With A Fall by Mirlyn reviews
What if I don’t want to be left alone? What if I don’t want protection from the ‘Big Bad Slytherin’? HGBZ Some days are just like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Detentions by airuhkuh reviews
Hermione Granger, perfect Prefect and all around goody two shoes, had detention. Blaise Zabini, best Potions student in all of Hogwarts and in Slytherin, was given detention as well. And why exactly do they insist on making them heated snog sessions? BHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
An Impossible Match by DaughteroftheClayr reviews
Ok.... I think this is the ONLY RonxVoldemort fic out there.... for good reason! Warning: This story is fluff happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Ron W., Voldemort - Complete
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Everyday Ejaculations by AbstractConcept reviews
The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Unrequieted Love by Carbon-Based Biped reviews
HPWW. Yes, that's right, HPWW. And yes, I'm aware I stole the last paragraph from Mercedes Lackey. And yes, I know I'm funny in the head. HA!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Harry P.
Walking Slow by KC2 reviews
Wolf & Virginia in the aftermath of Hide 'n Seek.
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2002
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Futures Revamped reviews
A new look on an old story. When Kate, a Harry Potter-crazed teenager, moves to London, she discovers something extraordinary about herself. What will happen when she is suddenly thrust into a world of wizardry? Magic. RWXOC, somewhat AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Ron W., OC
Futures reviews
Kate has always loved Harry Potter books, I mean, Jk Rowling is her God. What happens when she actually is a witch, and is going to Hogwarts? Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Ron W.
Yes reviews
A short fluffy VInceGreg romance about the best birthday gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
Stalkers reviews
She glanced at him across the tables. His hair stood out amongst the other heads. He was in some sort of heated debate with his friends. She knew it was wrong to lust him so, but she knew he liked it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Pansy P., Ron W. - Complete