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Joined 03-30-07, id: 1249132, Profile Updated: 07-01-11
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

I'm Ironically Hip In Some Flip Universe.

That is the mantra by which I live my life. In someone's flipped up, tricked out version of a world, I'm totally awesome. More or less. Maybe even godlike... or contari-wise, maggot-esque.

Anyways. I was born in '92, you do the math, I don't update my profile on here often enough to put my age. I've been writing fan fiction since I was like, 12 maybe? It started out mostly as HP and Furuba, moved onto mostly... all... Naruto when I was a tad older, with one/two-shots for whatever other fandom I was obsessed with at the time.

If you want to read some of my old stuff, not that I can recommend it by any stretch of the imagination, try Airotia. It's not updated, it's only looked at when I need a new bunch of self-loathing, and it's full of 'hai' and psuedo-Japanese talk that I can no longer stand. xD Well. The old Naruto stuff is, anyways.

Also I was more into hetero than yaoi back then, apparently. o_O;

Now I rarely read something if there isn't at least one slash pairing, but I'll be completely honest and say that I love stuff with a bunch of pairings and a mix of pairing types. xD Even if I still kinda gravitate towards yaoi. Anyways.

I don't read fan fiction so much anymore, though I still like writing it from time to time. If you want to talk to me, go ahead and PM me (or better yet, review my most recently updated fan fiction), and I'll definitely get back to you. :D

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14066 - Favs: 17,338 - Follows: 14,832 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sleep by melkyre reviews
Denmark can't sleep.
Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
I'm Sorry, Shikamaru by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
It was an accident. It was a mistake. It was just a one night stand. But it started it all. How Shikamaru and Ino were going to deal with the shocking pregnancy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,505 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Promises by Magical Shovel reviews
Promises. We all make them. It's a daily aspect in our lives. Promises is a collection of short stories. Each chapter is a story. Each chapter is a promise.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Pink by Skye Aerrow reviews
A visit to the bathroom changes Amber's life forever.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,166 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Amber Sweet, Graverobber
When A Man Loves A Vulcan by spooky-fbi reviews
My ideas about how Kirk & Spock's relationship might have developed throughout the series and after the first movie. K/S slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hands by spooky-fbi reviews
Jim's thoughts throughout the backrub scene. K/S slash, obviously.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Necromerchant's Choice by lost.in.literature reviews
Post-opera. Grave's life has always been about doing what's be for himself, but difficult choices lie ahead. "Teen" for safety's sake.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
Needle into a Shilo by Tasareswrist reviews
Pairing s /Character s : Luigi/Shilo Summary: Kink Meme. Bugplay. Warnings/ Kinks: D/s, nakedness, bugs.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Shilo, Luigi - Complete
He Needs Me by Tasareswrist reviews
Pairing s /Character s : Pavi/Luigi Summary: Pavi takes care of Luigi's needs. Warnings/ Kinks: Dom/sub, bloodplay, rough fingering, nipple play, collar, whip
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Luigi, Pavi
Ingénue by derangedfangirl reviews
The heat licks at her bones like gentle hellfire. Grilo. Dark. Eventually rating will go to M.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
Aftermath by 51stCenturyPheremones reviews
A conversation between Nathan and Mag after Marni's death.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Nathan, Blind Mag - Complete
Chase the Morning by Blind Magdalene reviews
What if, during Come Back, Nathan changed his mind and let Mag back in? What if he'd always been in love with her? Rated M for later chapters. ON HIATUS!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Nathan, Blind Mag
Lady Velisna by cylobaby reviews
Lily works for Voldemort in order to save her sister. Voldemort thinks of her as a daughter and has taught her to become a Stunner. Can James and the rest of the Order convince her that she has a chance to escape before it's too late? Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 172,573 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Blame Not by Magical Shovel reviews
On a night on the job, Nathan comes across the GraveRobber. They are who they are. You cannot blame their ways.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Graverobber, Nathan - Complete
Couldn't Stop Looking by OutspokenSilence reviews
PavixGraverobber. ....Don't ask.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Graverobber, Pavi
We have both been kept in Bondage by Tasareswrist reviews
Summary: AU. Shilo passes out during Chase the Morning and Mag takes advantage. Warnings/Kinks: sex, asphyxiation, femslash.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009
Two Ascots and a Dress by Tasareswrist reviews
A drugged out Amber admits she would love to have a threesome with her brothers. Largoscest for LArgoscest sake really.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009
Punishment by Tasareswrist reviews
Rotti finds 12-year-old Pavi's box of Toys. Did this one for the LJ kink meme.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
How Baby Sluts are Made by Tasareswrist
I'm working on a "Largo Family History" sort of story, and this is a part I just finished that I think pretty much stands on it's own. Rotti hired a young woman to care for Luigi and Pavi when Pavi's mother died, but wasn't totally honest about why he hir
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009
Now I Don't Have to Wonder by Romantic-Agony reviews
Draco Malfoy receives an invitation to the wedding of Ronald Bilius Weasley and the secret love of his life, Hermione Jane Granger. What does he do? ONESHOT, SONGFIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
The Hyuuga Way by Edric Loto reviews
The Hyuuga family is very traditional, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise for the young heiress Hyuuga Hinata. HinataNaruto, Hinata centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Of Brothers and Lovers by Jedi.Vixen reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke deals with seduction at school, home, and the business world. GaaraxItachixSasuke, NejixSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,626 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
All I Want For Christmas Is You by FastForward reviews
Sasuke gets sent out on a mission two days before Christmas, but buys Naruto an extralarge present to make up for it. The problem is, does Naruto care about the present when he's to spend Christmas alone? SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Caring by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Kakashi couldn't understand how Iruka could be so brave. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
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And Darkness Prevails reviews
Vampires, Oracles, premonitions, blood magic, and slash? The story of Naruto, but greatly altered due to additions of vampires throughout ninja history. Lots of pairings. Main pairings but not all are: NaruGaa; ShikaTema; KankShin; and KakaIruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,454 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Hope of Sand and Leaf reviews
Slash. Read warnings inside. This story is about the interconnecting relationships between the Suna siblings and the Konoha ninjas. Starts off with The Sand being attacked, and Gaara being forced to adopt a child... Rating could change, we'll see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Faceless Bachelor reviews
The night after the opera, Shiloh gets an interesting visitor--Pavi. After narrowly escaping his advances to rape her, she finds herself unable to reject an offer made by Amber Sweet. And everything in the Largo household comes with a price. Shiloh/Pavi
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Shilo, Pavi - Complete
Inner Demons reviews
Luigi didn't regret, usually. But even for the most cold-hearted of people, some things are meant to induce guilt. Slight Luigi/Pavi One-shot
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Luigi, Pavi - Complete
The Blind Babysitter reviews
Mag x Pavi. Done for a fan fiction challenge. Mag is forced to babysit young Pavi one night, and after, ends up influencing Pavi as he grows up. Read full summary inside. Rated T for the use of naughty words.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Pavi, Blind Mag - Complete
Akatsuki Crack Theatre reviews
AN inside. The members of the Akatsuki play a dangerous gamewho can get more blackmail on the others? Crack fic as stated in title and rating subject to change. Very slight yaoi no pairings references included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Never Meant To Win reviews
The good guy was always supposed to win, or at least, Sasuke thought so. He knew that Naruto would kill him for his betrayal. But that's not what happened. Sasuke won the fight, and now, he's trapped in a city where everyone hates him. SasuHina NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,295 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
But It's Wet reviews
Temari and Shikamaru have just finished watching a movie, and it's storming outside. Due to Temari's stubbornness, Shikamaru isn't spending the night at her house. Fluffy. ShikaTem Very slight sex references. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
This Word Called Love reviews
Cute little oneshot about how Gaara finally realizes the meaning of love. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Tiger and the Sheep reviews
Cute little oneshot about how Kisa and Hiro are so good for each other. Kisa x Hiro
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Kisa S., Hiro S. - Complete
They Have Her reviews
A drabbleish type of ficlet about how Shino and Kiba feel towards Hinata, and why it is they, not Naruto, that have her. Implied crushes, but no pairing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete