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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Gilmore Girls, and Castle.

Name: sarcasticromantic0494

Age: younger than you think...let's say between the ages of 9 and 50

I live in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a hemisphere, in the world.

my best friend is seekerchick06...see favorite authors to visit her profile...)

Penname: It says it all. On the outside, I'm crazy, sarcastic, mean, etc. Not many people know that deep, deep, deep down, I'm a hidden romantic

My favorite Books:

Too Many to count

Favorite Shows:

Gilmore Girls

Castle

HIMYM

Life Unexpected

Heroes

FAVORITE PARINGS

Hermione/Snape

Draco/ Harry

Hermione/Sirius

Hermione/Harry

Hermione/Draco

Logan/Rory

Finn/Rory

HATED PAIRINGS

Ron/Hermione - too predictable/Ron's a moron, and Hermione would never go for him

ANY FEMMESLASH (EEEEWWWWWW)

Remus/Snape- So wouldn't work...Remus isn't like that...

Harry/Ginny- Too Predictable/I think that Ginny is slut

Dumbledore/ANYONE!!-EWWWWWWWWWWWW he's all...shrively! Gross!

Tristan/Rory

Marty/Rory


MY STORIES:

Love Is... : I'm don't think that I am going to continue this one, so if anybody would like to take it over, just PM me.

Waiting in Silence: ONE SHOT Hermione is watching her mystery man in silence

No Longer Dreams: ONE SHOT Hermione is tired and fed up with Ron, so she finally decides to leave and go to Severus...

Balloons, Sunny D, and, of Course, Spaghetti Sauce: ONE SHOT What can Remus, James, and Sirius do with over four dozen balloons, spaghetti sauce, and a sugar rush off of sunny D?

Down by the Docks: ONE SHOT Hermione is down by the docks when Snape finds her...what will happen? DRABBLE

Never Again: ONE SHOT This is a songfic based off of the song Never Again by Kelly Clarkson. Hermione is looking for one thing in particular. What will happen when she finds it.

Momentos: ONE SHOT Hermione is sifting through old momentos when she finds her old diary DRABBLE

A Little Note and a Little White Lie: ONE SHOT Harry finds a note that leads to a lot of confusion and a little white lie.

One Step at a Time: IN PROGRESS Hermione wakes up after a night of drinking and finds several surprises.

Are You Serious, Black? : Sirius and Severus are glaring at each other after the exposure of Severus' plan. DRABBLE

Tumult: My first GG fic. She's back at the place she fled from.

Check Yes Or No: After an exhausting day at work, Rory goes home to a wonderful surprise

A Tale Untold: IN PROGRESS Hermione returns to teach at Hogwarts after an eight year disappearance. What secrets does she bring with her?

I tried to create a banner for this one... It didn't work out too well, so if someone wants to make one for me, I'd really appreciate it... Just check out the quote I did...

Read and review PLEASE!!

BTW, if you have any requests for sequels or prequels, SAY SO IN THE REVIEW!!

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Back to the Books by FarrahKaya reviews
DMHG After they get together, they're just as sarcastic as ever... but from them, what can you expect? Can they keep it together, or will tempers and history rip them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,903 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Paper Boats by SkyandIris reviews
Kate Beckett has personal experience when it comes to dealing with a nine year old on a sugar rush.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,183 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Rick C., Kate B.
Paradise Lost by Leraiv Snape reviews
Sequel to Forbidden Fruit. Having obeyed his master's commands, Snape and Hermione face the challenges of confronting both Death Eaters and the Order. Chapter 15: Fallout from Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 127,496 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2007 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
The Better Solution by Mother of Tears reviews
According to the new Ministry Marriage Law, Hermione has to marry a pueblood wizard right away. That would mean leaving school. Suicide seems the only way out...until she is offered a better solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,109 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Homecoming by MaggieMerc reviews
Hermione's back in England after fifteen years abroad. Harry's hunting for a new dark wizard. Ron's anticipating the arrival of a baby. Ginny is looking for love in new and diverse places. It's a HP/HG tale with much love for those Weasely kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,089 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Untold Secrets by hermoine snape reviews
DM/HG SS/OC Severus Snape had secret that was well hidden that no one knew Hermione Granger was his daughter.Draco and Hermione have known each other since they one and now have to wed through arrange marriage. What will her friends think? My first DM/HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Apartheid by Platinum Express reviews
Sirius and Hermione stumble into a marriage, after a night of drunken sex. Now they want out, but wizarding law decrees that a couple have to live together for a year before divorce. Rated M for severe smut and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 109,290 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Lady by Ms-Figg reviews
Dark!Hermione kills Voldemort and takes over his throne. She is quite kind to Severus. And rather attentive to Draco too. But what are her true motives? Will she become the next despot? Severus Snape has to continue his role of spy to find out. NC-17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,790 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
An Unlikely Pair, No Longer by AnneM.Oliver reviews
3rd in the "An Unlikely Pair" triology. Married after one weekend together, everyone claimed they were an unlikely pair, but after 14 months of marriage, they were out to prove, at least to themselves, that they were an unlikely pair, no longer. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,950 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Head to Head by malfoymaiden reviews
Head duties, planning balls, patrolling, bickering: normal behavior. Kissing in closets, dancing, snogging the DADA teacher, becoming friends: ? It's everyone's favorite Head Boy and Girl! Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,375 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Almost Wasn't by malfoyisawesome reviews
Sequel to King of the Castle by malfoyisawesome. Shorter fic. The conclusion to the first story, as Draco figures out life after his encounter with a certain Slytherin. Dramione. Rated M for language only and mild smut not as bad as the first story .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,487 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Because You're Mine by Ms. Padfoot reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursley's by Severus Snape. What he tells Harry leaves him stunned. Who is my father?...I am. Not all is as it was believed to be. Who really is meant to be the 'Saviour of the Wizarding World? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 611,455 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Serpent and The Lion by hermoine snape reviews
HP/HG TR/MM Set in 7th. They hid her to protect her from a prophecy that was well hidden in headquarters of ancent order. "I don't want to leave her." "We have no choice." Hermione's mother returns seventeen years later. Will she accept her parents?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,903 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
New York Night by Gilmoregirl19 reviews
Rory & Logan meet two years after they break up at an Industry Party and hit it off immediately. Follow them through 9 months filled with romantic proposals, fantasy weddings, and backstabbing business deals. ROGAN-COMPLETE! Sequel called: New York Novel
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 131,918 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Protecting His Bookworm by hermoine snape reviews
HPHG Harry married Hermione to protect her, but will their friendship with Ginny and Ron fall apart at the seems? In the process of being improved. Edited/Updated on 12/8/2010. Chapters 18-20.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,690 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Endless Love by hugsandkitties reviews
Sequel to Vampire Angels and Veelas. Draco and Harry are thrilled to find out there's another family member on the way, but when Harry becomes victim to an accident, will he even remember his own name?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,827 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
King of the Castle by malfoyisawesome reviews
Dramione. 7th Year as Head Boy and Girl. The two students get closer and develop feelings for each other, even as hard as Malfoy tries not to. Thier eventual relationship is led up to by humorous events and dialogue. Rated M for later scenes, not too bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,689 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Skies by idreamofdraco reviews
If things had seemed bad before, they were only getting worse. How could Hermione see the bright blue sky when it was covered with dark clouds? Is Lucius alive? Will Draco leave her? And has the curse returned? Sequel to Diary of a Songbird. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,632 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kidnapping or Hypnosis? by Pink Blackberry Girl reviews
Rory and Logan scheme up ways they could tell their families that Rory is pregnant. A short, funny, fluffy, Rogan one-shot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 5,026 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Rooms by siriuslives394 reviews
Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Golden Phoenix and Silver Dragon by Descendant of Doom reviews
Completed! Something happened over the summer to Draco. Now he needs protection from Voldemort. Will Harry protect him and if so what is in store for the two? Slash DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Linked Destinies by elvishwolf7 reviews
Sequel to ONLY DRACO'S MUDBLOOD During the summer, the group reunites in France. Secrets are being kept, and a half-blood murderer is on the loose. Dramione possible hpgw
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Evie by muhnemma reviews
Lily and James had another child, who they sent into hiding for her protection. Fourteen years later she returns. Set during OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,862 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Red Sun Rising by Calai'di reviews
Sequal to Secrets. Every secret is coming out...to everyone, including the Dark Lord. How will Harry and Draco deal with Voldemort and a Horcrux search when they can't even trust each other? sequal, SLASH, numerous pairings but mostly DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dating My Celeb Crush by rogan21trory reviews
Sequel to 'Meeting My Celeb Crush'. Hey no one ever said this dating thing was easy, but they'll make it. Right? Guess you'll have to read to find out.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,822 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Preservations of a Fledgling Future by DiehardJavaJunkie14 reviews
The Gilmore Handbook meant the world to Lorelai and Rory, the Danes Family Album was Luke's most prized possession, but the third book would mean the most to all three. Part 3 in the series. JAVAJUNKIE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,232 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
12 things Hermione isnt allowed to do as a Malfoy by Librarybeauty reviews
12 little things Hermione isnt allowd to do if she ever became a Malfoy... HGDM ONESHOT-LIST Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
April Fool by Platinum Express reviews
Hermione, Fred and George indulge in a little April tomfoolery. A mysterious phone-call from Hermione swings the whole issue into action. One-Shot, Little Bit Of Fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Serendipity by Platinum Express reviews
Sirius and Hermione discuss baby names. Hopefully, her husband won't ever find out. Rated M, One-Shot, SBHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Game of Life by Lynn79 reviews
Rory's and Logan's life after graduation. With a wedding on the way, a secret identity, work, and friends how will the couple get through it all. Rated M for a FEW sexual situations [Rogan]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 272,179 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Rory G., Logan H.
Staying True by belle717 reviews
ROGAN! Post finale. Starts in September 2008. Rory goes on the campaign trail and tries to move on with her life. She does well at work and makes a lot of friends. Then, at the debate in Nashville, she runs into the one person who would complete her.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
You Could Be Happy by halfadash reviews
PostFinale, Rory's seemingly perfect career path has begun to falter, and her love life is at a complete standstill. Maybe it's because she shouldn't have let him get away. Rogan.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
The Purple Potion by B.B.Ruth reviews
A year after her best friend betrays her, Hermione has to face Harry and work with him to uncover the truth about the past, as Harry struggles to convince her that they can have a future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 70 - Words: 325,008 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Piss Off A HouseElf by lady-kyo reviews
HGxSS: a new take on the Marriage Law. The law is passed and Hermione uses the houseelf assigned to her to send for Ron. What happens when the elf makes the decisions for her and his former master, for their best interests?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 134,920 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Tourniquet by harrypotterlollipops reviews
I stand here, staring as they torture her. One-shot. FORMERLY MY ONLY LOVE but it was really cheesy so we changed it. Possibility of it changing again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Special Election by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy were both running for Minister of Magic. Hermione was running because she wanted to make a difference, Draco was running to give her a headache. He didn't care about politics,so why was he running & why did it bother her so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 166,739 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forever & Always by Tinkerbell79 reviews
Sequel to Disowned. Logan and Rory's lives pick up a year after the end of Disowned with new jobs and a move to New York.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,201 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Rory G., Logan H.
Sex Therapy in the Dungeons by BloodyBrilliantRuthie reviews
Severus experiences Erectile Dysfunction. Hermione is a Sex Therapist. Will she be able to cure him? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,748 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Can't Hate You Anymore by jmalfoy reviews
Being forced to marry a man you hate is not as bad as loving him after he destroyed your life. After years of heartache, will Draco and Hermione ever find true happiness? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,795 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prongs' List of Forbidden Wooing Techniques by CaramelBoost reviews
James bloody Potter has stolen Lily's knickers for the last time. Now he's got a list; a list of things he can't do around Lily. Will he stick to it? Doubtfully. Is it going to be pretty? Not likely. Third out of Four companion pieces JamesxLily Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets in the dark by imslytherinatheart reviews
Severus discovers Hermione as a death eater. Nobody knows her secret but him and both need to stay alive to help Harry win the war. Their relationship grows as they only have each other to confide in. Rated M for later chapters,SSxHG some LM/HG & DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,116 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Daddy's Little Princess by DiehardJavaJunkie14 reviews
Fluffy future fic... a series of little moments in the lives of Lorelai, Luke, and their daughter... a fatherdaughter story with some familiar faces thrown in!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,855 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Eternity by smartprettyawkward reviews
When Logan's fiancee leaves him but suddenly returns, he and Rory come up with a plan to deal with her. What happens when the plan works better than they could have ever imagined? AU
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,450 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Vampire Angels and Veelas by hugsandkitties reviews
Harry is a vampire angel. Draco is his mate and a veela. What more is there to say? Follow the stages of their bonding ritual. First stage: Teasing. This should be fun. HPDM Warning: Wand on Wand. Sexual scenes later on. My first fanfic! Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,630 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come What May by Kavi Leighanna reviews
AU Rogan When life throws you lemons, make lemonade. When life throws you Shira Huntzberger... lemonade just doesn't help anymore. FOLLOWS CATHERINE'S FOUNDATION
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,178 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Serpent Guard Common: Lexicon & Deleted Scenes by Calai'di reviews
Have you gotten lost while reading BS, RSR, or CC and can't remember what's what or who's who? Or do you want a little more content to some chapters? Here's the place to look! Warning: SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Remembering Hogwarts by Rebellion Author reviews
It's been 10 years since Hermione left her fiance at the alter, but she doesn't remember it. She doesn't remember much actually. So why is she remembering things that could not have possibly happened? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,954 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thongs by lazer-angel reviews
Draco and Hermione discuss an interesting subject: Thongs. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Danes Family Album by DiehardJavaJunkie14 reviews
Luke tells Lorelai about his family. Sequel to The Gilmore Handbook, JavaJunkie chapter story.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,360 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger by Kiska King reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gilmore Handbook by DiehardJavaJunkie14 reviews
Lorelai attempts to enlighten Luke by explaining the rules of a handbook made by her and Rory... causing lots of reminiscing to ensue! JavaJunkie, chapter story.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 62,724 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
A Familiar Place by AnneM.Oliver reviews
She looked outside the train window & everything seemed familiar, it felt right. She was going home, back to Hogwarts. One question needed asked, why was Malfoy on the train? The answer, he was leaving home,and he had no where else to go. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 173,315 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Down the Aisle by DiehardJavaJunkie14 reviews
Post finale fic. Rory's getting married, and she's got a big decision to make: who will give her away? See who walks her down the aisle and comes to her rescue. JavaJunkieRogan fluffy chapter fic.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Luke D., Rory G. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Hanako A reviews
Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Secret Worth Keeping by Red Writing Hood reviews
Letters between Hermione and Dumbledore reveals a secret that Hermione had kept from Severus. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,219 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Accio Harry Potter by Flying Ducks reviews
Voldemort tries the summoning charm and it works all too well.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
HPWS is worse that PMS by Sirie reviews
HGSB. HPGW. NTRL. They all live at Grimmauld Place. The men dread their time of month that is upon them. What will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mockery Of Overused Plot Ideas by siriuslives394 reviews
A strange oneshot from my warped mind. It's mostly parodying some of the more common plots. But only some of them. Mostly from independant!Harry, but I like those stories, so it's all in good fun. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ode to the Avocado by cuppacuppajoe reviews
Rory in the aftermath of 7.21.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,445 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
JERRY SPRINGER TORTALL STYLE! by writersfairies reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. There is alot of bashing and randomness. This episode is about Alanna's love life and all the other random characters that we're involved with her scorned lovers. It's hillarious. Read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Tortall - Complete
If You're Reading This by Rebellion Author reviews
Hermione's pregnant and can't fight in the war. Her husband Ron is an active member in the war. But what happens when Hermione gets an 'just in case I die' letter from Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 738 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Padfoot's List of Dating NoNos: 101 by CaramelBoost reviews
Remus is sick and tired of hearing girls complain about Sirius' lack of dating manners and curtsey, as well as appalled at his friend's vulgar attitude, and so comes up with a list. A list of things Sirius is banned from doing on his dates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Wedding You'll Never Forget by xoElle23 reviews
Sequel to Thank You For Loving Me. This is all about the trials and tribulations of Rory and Logan planning their wedding! COMPLETE!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,951 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 310,224 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Let The Music Heal Your Soul by LillyOfTheValley reviews
COMPLETE REPOST! After a tough year Hermione heads off to her usual Muggle music camp and meets someone there she never expected. DMHG Read and Review. COMPLETED! WARNING! RON BASHING! The formatting on the songs is screwy and I can't seem to fix it, sorr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,840 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Catherine's Foundation by Kavi Leighanna reviews
AU Rogan Loss is a powerful bond. SEQUEL COME WHAT MAY.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,910 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Leraiv Snape reviews
Magic has unexpected consequences. Ancient magic draws an unwilling Hermione Granger and Severus Snape together, forging them into a potent instrument to end the war. And neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort wastes any time exploiting it. Part 1 of a 2-part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,160 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
70 Ways by CaramelBoost reviews
70 ways to annoy the characters of Harry Potter... Prone to randomness and bursts of oddity. Starts with 70 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort, then Harry Potter himself, etc... constructive critizism welcome. Not for kids as there is some material that can beT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Secrets by sicklittlesuicide reviews
Rory kept something from Logan when he moved to California, she never expected to see him again, until he moves back. COMPLETE
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,720 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
The Apprentice by postalservice reviews
COMPLETE Hermione stays at Hogwarts after her graduation to be the apprentice for Severus Snape, what secrets will be unraveled and who will fall in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chemical Attraction or How Harry Deduced He Was Ga by LadyBelz reviews
Harry likes girls, at least he thinks he does. But for some reason, his body doesn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Road To Heaven by apalusa-light reviews
Starts season 5 at Finn's Birthday Party. AU Will contain tidbits from the show but is a complete AU twist of the Rogan relationship! They start with a nostring relationship but things have a ways of changing when you least expect them to... COMPLETE
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,274 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Tw1ggy reviews
Now that Harry is back from defeating Voldemort Ginny believes Harry should be punished for his absence, but Harry has other ideas...Read and review PLEASE! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 4481 - Favs: 9,020 - Follows: 2,664 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lost Love by Rhiain reviews
[complete] It’s been three years since Ginny left and Harry has been looking for her... What happens when he finds her? Where was she? What happened to make her run? and what is she doing in Melbourne Australia? Will she talk to him? or will she run again
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 225,002 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Sirius Detour by RemusSiriusJames reviews
Oh boy. James is driving a car. Join him, Sirius, Lily and Remus on a thirty mile journey home which contains of firstaid kits, traffic jams and a very bored Sirius. James may be driving the car, but Sirius is driving too Driving everybody absolutley mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Unintentionally Yours by Dinkel reviews
What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 340,148 - Reviews: 3388 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just Married, Kinda by ColorOfAngels reviews
Voldemort has just been defeated and Harry and Ginny are feeling spontanious, so why not get married...Tomorrow. This story was planned & partially written preHBP & is now officaly AU since it overlooks minor details such as certain deaths and the like...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,626 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
All Hail the Eater of the Socks by EmptyHallway reviews
The much awaited sequel to 'Living With an Alarm Clock Killer'. Still readable if you haven't read the first. Much fluffy fluffy Rogan futureness! Hooray! Most finally completed.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Disowned by Tinkerbell79 reviews
Completed: Logan's parents have disowned him after he and Rory got engaged. Will it work out for them to stay together or will Logan's family break them up. ROGAN
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,663 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
House Hunting by Lady M28 reviews
A newly engaged Rory & Logan search for a place to live in NYC, small spoilers for 7.11. OneShot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,781 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/2/2007 - [Rory G., Logan H.] - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Christmas You'll Never Forget by Alex223 reviews
This is how Logan and Rory spend their Christmas with Lorelai, Luke, the citizens of Stars Hollow, and I may throw some Stephanie, Colin, and Finn in. The first part is set in NY, where Logan's apartment is and then in Stars Hollow. Read and Reveiw!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,256 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Living With an Alarm Clock Killer by EmptyHallway reviews
A pointless story of lovely Rogan fluffiness. Life, broken clocks, and useless banter. You know you want to read it. Most finally completed!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Make Me Forget His Name by jmalfoy reviews
Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Study Break by FarrahKaya reviews
I never really understood the looks he'd give me...' DHr ... Terribly fluffy. R&R svp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Chat Between Friends by fortheloveofedward reviews
Draco and Blaise have a little... rendezvous on AOL Instant Messenger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Ways In Which Hermione Granger Could Have Ended Up by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Game of Love by xoElle23 reviews
A funny Hogwarts Game show. I do not own HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 171 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Skip a Beat by AminalLuv reviews
COMPLETE: Rory and Logan never got back together after their break up at the Pub. Rory gets a job and moves to Philadelphia to be with Jess. What will she do when she crosses paths with Logan and realizes her feelings for him never really went away? ROGA
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Faith Of The Saint by LillyOfTheValley reviews
Draco Malfoy is back in London after a five year absence and has a chance encounter with a distraught Hermione. As a result they lives are tied together. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mione's Enchanted by LixXxa reviews
Based off the book Ella Enchanted. The war's over, Harry's a Hero and Ginny's a Heroine. Problem is, she isn't, Hermione is. Ginny's little miss perfection, too perfect though. And now Ginny has something on Hermione that turns her world upside down. HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
This Thing Called Love by bonkers reviews
Harry Potter is now the most famous Quidditch player in the world. He has everything anyone could ever ask for. But on board the British Airways, he reminisces about the one person he’d be willing to give up his money and fame for...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,264 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Fortune Cookie's Always Right by Meredith Girl reviews
Remember the party that Emily and Richard organized sophomore year of Yale for Rory to meet eligible bachelors? Well suppose Logan's "rescue" was a bit more intimate, and suppose Dean saw it? Rogan by way of a RoryDeanLogan love triangle.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,457 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Doors Opening by cuppacuppajoe reviews
Logan ponders his future with Rory. Will he stay or leave for London? What would it mean for Rory and Logan if he decides either way? Set in the evening of Partings and after.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,409 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Unlikely Partners by Dafina reviews
A Post Half Blood Prince Hermione and Severus romance with a little side of RLNT. Full summary inside. An original story with multiple plot twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,421 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In The Rough by cmonace reviews
A little over a year ago, she made a decision that turned their worlds upside down. Now, they try to deal with the consequences and push forward, when everything in them only wants to step back into a life loved and lost. Rogan.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Getting Lost by FlamezBlaze1 reviews
AU! What if Logan meet Rory when he got lost and ended up at Stars Hollow. Luke and Lorelai engaged already. REview! Getting Lost never been so much fun!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,158 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Working Without A Net by abc79-de reviews
Oneshot. Complete. Third in the Bathroom Monkey series RoryLogan. Falling is a tricky business.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Vanilla Orchids by jmalfoy reviews
Breakups are a nasty business, especially when involving the two most vicious people in the school. Will they be able to find a common ground and get back together? Oneshot! REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4937 - Favs: 8,473 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Great Mistletoe Mishaps by Wile reviews
Harry's Troubles with Mistletoe through the years. A little humor, a little romance, lots of fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Valentine's Day Hunt by purtyinpink71121 reviews
Lily finds a piece of paper from a secret admirer 4 months after James gave up on her. Soon, she is following clues to reveal her secret lover. Oneshot, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How a Single Event Can Change Your Life by Wile reviews
Or how Lucius Malfoy screwed up his revenge and affected a turn of events even he couldn't have expected including a student teacher marriage and a secret Hermione and Severus desperately don't want to become public knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Sleep Fakers by abc79-de reviews
One-shot Rogan. Faking sleep is sneaky. But informative. Sequel to another one-parter of mine, Bathroom Monkey. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Bathroom Monkey by abc79-de reviews
ship of RoryLogan, but also a lot of focus on Rory and Lane's friendship and it's strength at important life moments. One Shot, COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
Taking a header or staying the course by Joy1 reviews
Logan wakes up from his first time with Rory with a whole lot of emotions he can't identify. So how is he going to make this work when he soon realizes Rory is just as unsure as he is. (Starts Angst but mainly Humor) COMPLETE
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,379 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
A little thing called by JustTrippin reviews
Hermione was happy. That was until her bestfriends started to hate her, the man she loved left her. So she ran away. 13 years latter work brings Hermione back with a 12 year old girl. What will happen when Hermione finds out what she was told wasnt true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,195 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Contemplations of Birth by Saavik13 reviews
Hermione is in trouble and goes to the one place she thinks will hold her salvation. Is the solution worse than the problem or is it in fact better? Complication, the sequal, is up! So is Convergance, the backstory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 105,157 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/28/2003 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everybody in the Room by Tavalya Ra reviews
Random insanity set after the events of Love Potion HP. Mucking about in the kitchen, Harry Potter and Remus Lupin brew a weakened batch of Veritaserum and verbal chaos ensues when Severus Snape accidentally drinks a dose. SSSB Slash of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Hogwarts Online by dot.dot.dot.deranged reviews
Hogwarts has an email system introduced. Madness ensues, with classic cases of Whoops I Just Sent It To Everyone In My Address Book and I've Forwarded A Naughty Email To Snape. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002
Anyone For a Game of Truth or Dare? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The teachers lock a group of Hogwarts students in the Potions classroom for several hours. A game of truth or dare, a game of chinese whispers, and a really bad day for Snape ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 291 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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The Wrong Side of Tomorrow reviews
All she wants at the end of the day is him. She just doesn't realize it yet.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Rick C., Kate B.
A Tale Untold reviews
After having disappeared for eight years, Hermione returns to accept a job offer at Hogwarts. What secrets does she bring with her? Whose lives are forever changed? Rated for future content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,455 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Check Yes Or No reviews
After an exhausting day at work, Rory comes home to a wonderful surprise.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Tumult
She is back to what she ran from.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Are You Serious, Black? reviews
Sirius and Severus are glaring at each other after the exposure of Severus' plan. DRABBLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
One Step At A Time reviews
After a night of drinking, Hermione wakes up to several surprises
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Little Note and a Little White Lie reviews
Harry finds a note that leads to a little white lie from Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Down By the Docks reviews
Hermione is down by the docks when Severus finds her. What will become of her? R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Again reviews
Hermione looks for something as she packs a box. Songfic, Never Again by Kelly Clarkson...First Songfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Momentos reviews
Hermione is going through old momentos when she stumbles across her diary. What will happen when she takes it down to her darling husband? r&r plz!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Balloons, Sunny D, and, of course, Spaghetti Sauce reviews
What can Sirius, Remus, and James do with over four dozen balloons, spaghetti sauce, and a MAJOR sugar rush off of Sunny D?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Waiting in Silence reviews
Hermione spots her mystery man at a school dance, and occupies her thoughts with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
No Longer Dreams reviews
Hermione is fed up with Ron. He doesn't love her, he doesn't even like her. Who will she turn to? HGSS Some fluff Rated T for language towards the end. WARNING! Ron Basher. If you don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Is reviews
I'm putting this fic up for adoption....do with it what you may, just let me kno if u want it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M.