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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey! CrazyFrog07 here and welcome to the insanity that is my profile!

Favorite anime/manga: Naruto, Inu Yasha, Ranma 1/2, Kaze Hikaru, Seven of seven, Crescent Moon, Full Moon, Absolute Boyfriend, Fruits Basket, MeruPuri, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Case Closed, FullMetal Alchmist, Dragon Ball Z/GT, Spiral, Kodacha, and Death note.

Favorite TV shows: That 70's Show, My name is Earl, Monk, Psych, King of the Hill, Grounded for life, Grey's anatomy, According to Jim, Scrubs, and South Park.

Favorite Bands/ Singers:Three Days Grace, Sum 41, Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION, Simple Plan, Relient K, The All-American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Cascada, Ayumi Hamasaki, and Rammstein.

Favorite Video Games:Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, DDR, Ratchet and Clank, Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando, Jak and Daxter, Jak II, Jak 3, Halo I and II.


Favorite couples: NejiTen, ShikaTema, ChoIno, SaiIno, NaruSaku, KibaHina, SasuTen, ItaTen(ever since I read girls Cabin number 2) KakaAnko, TsunadeJiraiya, ObiRin, ZakuKin.

Top 20 Favorite Charaters:

1. Tenten-I honestly don't know way I like her so much...Maybe it's the weapons.

2. Deidara-My friends say I look like him and talk like him. (Not true!)

3. Tobi-Tobi is a good boy. That's all I have to say. ( longer true...)

4. Neji-Love his hair and he was so cute as a little kid!

5. Kakashi-The cool guy gets me every time.

6. Anko-Who can't love the local sweat tooth psychopath?

7. Jiraiya-Makes me laugh. Loves a character who can make me laugh

8. Tsunade-Kick ass female Hokage. Need I say more?

9. Hidan-He swears to much, but he's funny, that's why I like about him.

10. Kimimaro-Has a cool Bloodline limit.(sniff) but such a sad past

11. Kiba-I also like his hair. Such an animal. Akamaru's cute too.

12. Sasuke-I loved him ever since he killed Orochimaru.

13. Kabuto-The mysterious guy...

14. Tayuya-She curses to much too, but how she fights is just plain awesome.

15. Itachi-heh...he's fun to poke fun at. (note self: Stop him from ever making that mad-man look again)

16. Sakura-I used to hate her in part I but now that she can actually fight she's pretty cool

17. Naruto-Funny guy. Always getting things mixed up.

18. Gai & Lee-Another funny pair. Great comic relief in the series

19. Suigetsu-heh...Sharp teeth. His power is pretty weird but he's still cool. And I'm the only Suigetsu fangirl in our group.

20. Kisame-he's also fun to make fun of.

For those who have read some of these stories on Quizilla, don't worry I'm not coping, I just moved the stories from Quizilla to Fanfiction.

-stupid quotes-

(Before my swim meet)

"Who are we?" - swim coach

"Stingrays!" - team

"Who's gonna' win?" - coach

"...What's the other teams name?" - Cory


"They gave us pie!" - Cory

"Who?" - me

She points upward towards the sky.


"It's the morning people! Mother help!"

"Save your own damn self, there's a pistol in the closet."

"What about all that love and protection speeches you made?"

"What? Oh, I was drunk when I said that."

Random phone convobetween me and MyObssessionisGaara (MOIG)





"Hey, those mushrooms look edible...oh wait mushrooms are edible." - Me


"See you! Bye! I'll maul you tomorrow!" - Mariah


"There are 356 types of yams." - Mariah

"And you know" - Me

"I watch TV." - Mariah

(Convo between me and Mariah)


(When I was explainingDeath Note to Mariah)

"And so Light's father dies..." - Me

"Wait I got question." - Mariah

"Okay. Shoot." - Me

"Do palm trees grow in Kentucky?" - Mariah

"...W-what...?" - Me


"Yeah, I love Yoga. My favorite is the dancing hippo." - Mariah


"The worth of my life...two buttons." - Me


"We will have the Elkorn creek milk party! We'll take all the milk in the cafeteria and dump it in Elkorn creek! Just like the British!" - Some guy in my 8th grade social studies class.


"Don't forget to do your Ha's and Ho's children." - My Japanese teacher.


"Masahiro! What sound does a bunny make in Japanese?"


(Oh the wonderfulness that goes on in the Japanese room. Short convo between my Japanese teacher and my emo exchange student from Japan.)


"Emily, can I get in your pants?"






"A million dollars?"

"Get in there."

(Random convo between MOIG and our friend Emily on the bus.)


"I wish Gaara's voice wasn't so deep." - MOIG

"I know." - Me

"You know that one voice that was also done by Gaara's voice actor?" - MOIG

"Which one." - Me

"The one that was on Naruto Abridged." - MOIG

"Yeah! I like that one. I only want it to sound more Gaara-ish." - Me

"So you want Gaara's voice?" - MOIG

"No! No! That's not it at all!" - Me


"This land is made for me and more of me!" - MOIG


"Let's see here...hey Leah, Am I in the 8th grade or the 9th grade?" - MOIG

"...Your in the same grade as me, so 9th..." - Me

"Oh yeah!" - MOIG

"Yeah, changing schools just doesn't seem to have an impact on you." - Me

"Shut up." - MOIG


"You know Leah, you have horrible grammar." - Chelby

"...Up shut..." - Me


"Okay, even an idiot would know the answer to this question. Mariah! What color is the sky?" - Science teacher

"Uh-uh-Red!" - Mariah



"I swear to God! I'll be speaking Germanese by the end of this year!"

(MOIG when she was complaning that in her mind, German and Japanese would start to run together)


(Me and MOIG were talking about different flowers)

"How about Rose?" - Me

"Roses just smell like carrots to me. Nobody is attracted to the smell of carrots." - MOIG

"Really..." - Me

"Yeah. Watch. Hey Kyle! Do the smell of carrots attract you to me?" - MOIG

"Do the smell of carrots attract me to you? No, not really..." - Kyle

"See! Told you!" - MOIG


"We are the class that says 'Ni'!" - Japanese teacher


"This is no freaky, freaky's a picnic..." - Girl in my Algebra class.


"Okay, What stalks the streets at night?" - Me

"...Ho!" - Mariah

(When me, Mariah, and MOIG were trying to learn hiragana. Mariah was stuck on 'Ho')


"Ah, Jacob where did you come from?" - MOIG

"One day my dad got excited and my mom was bored." - Drummer boy

"Eww." - MOIG

(A convo between my friends in the hallway on the way from lunch)


"You mean to tell me that he brought a toaster and a loaf of bred into math class...and made toast?" - Me

"Yeah, it was so funny." - Chelby

"And he didn't get caught?" - Me

"No, he didn't, he sits in the front row too, with the teacher standing in front of him." - Chelby

"Now that's just sad...oh yeah, he also jumped out of a window in that class too, didn't he?"

"Yeah, it's hard to believe he's a straight A student too." - Chelby


"Boob crack!" - Vinnie

"You're quit proud of that arn't you?" - Dani

"Way, yes I am." - Vinnie


"I an't got no more!" - Ashley

"There's that good old Kentucky education." - Dani


"There is a mammoth underneath the Refrigerator!"

"...No, that’s not possible."

"Yes, it is, I saw it!"

"Do you know what a mammoth is?"

"Of course I do!"

"No, I don't think you do."

(Goes to get electronic dictionary.)


(Later, when they got rid of the mouse)


"Did you take it out far enough?"

"Yes, I took it out 2 miles exactly!"

"I think you should have taken it out farther."

"It's not the same mammoth!"

(Convo between my Japanese teacher and his wife, who is Japanese so she has an electronic dictionary and she sometimes confuses words)


"Hey! Somebody who graduated from high school! Help me with this question!" - MOIG

"What?" - MOIG's Father

"Who were the first 5 presidents?" - MOIG

"Franklin." - MOIG's Father

"Franklin who?" - MOIG

"Benjiman." - MOIG's F.

"Benjiman Franklin wasn't a president!" - MOIG

"How about the guy who rode the horse?" - MOIG's F.

"Paul Revre? No! He wasn't a president either!" - MOIG

(When MOIG was taking the Impossible quiz on the Internet. She needed help so she asked her Dad.)


"It's the Japanese version of the American version of Mexican rice!"

-The Assistant Language Teacher (ALT) at Tahara jr. High school

(It was lunch time and me and Chelby had gone to get our lunch, when we asked what it was, the ALT answered.)

"I studied Spanish for 5 years, and in Collage I studied French for 3 years, so I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing in Japan... - The other ALT at Tahara Jr. High

"Okay, now what is this?" - Japanese teacher

"Oh! I got it! It's a big wooden ball!" - Molli (Sarcastically)

"No." - Japanese teacher

"Oh! It's a firework!" - Chelby

"Exactly!" - J. T.

"...How did you know that?" - Me

"I'm a true Pyromaniac." - Chelby

(We had went to museum about Japanese Festivals and our Japanese teacher stoped infrot of a Giant wooden ball looky thing)


"And so this Kanji means Tahara, and this Kanji means city, and-" - Jap. Teacher

"Oh Look! A Rolly Polly!"

(Everyone gets up and runs to the small bug)

"...If that's not the most ADHD thing..." Jap. teacher


"Two girls sitting puzzled in a daze." - From a song of which I don't know the name of...

"What? Two girls eating pizza in a cage!" - MOIG


"It's not Porn! It's Yoai!" - Ashley (It wasn't yoai...)


"OH MY GOD I CAN'T SEE MY FOREHEAD!" - Stormy (just as our science teacher turned off the lights.)


"What was that noise?" - Mariah

"It's the call of the dumbass..." - MOIG


"Hey, Mr. Patton which is worse? Black coffee or coffee with a whole bunch of milk/sugar/creamer in it?" - Me

"...I don't know..It's like asking me which is worse? Meth or Crack?" - Japanese Teacher


"And the next thing I knew, I was in the shower fully clothed and covered in chili." - World Civ's teacher


"What really happened to this boys Christmas weed?" - Scene from our school play


"Come on Mr. Sullivan! You need to go outside! There's a fire drill!" - Girl outside the trailer

"Have fun ..." - World Civ's teacher (very nonchalantly)


"Yume, if you haven't noticed we live out in the country." - My Mom

"Yeah Leah, when we get home, you're going to have to slop the pigs, feed the chickens and horses, muck out the stalls, feed the hippos and wash the giraffes..." - My Dad

"...what country are we in?" - Yume

(When My wonderful host sister, Yume, came to stay with me for a week, it was taking a while for us to get home and so my mom explained why...and if you haven't noticed, my dad is crazy.)


"I would be a horrible teacher. I would never remember their names, I would make them all wear name tags." - MOIG

"If you gave them name tags, they would probably just write smartass stuff on them." - Me

" I could imagine it now...Hmmm...Aswiipe...oh sorry ass-wipe, you read." - MOIG's Mom (pretending to be the 'horrible teacher')


"I'm so gay, I cum rainbows!" - Josh


"My first hour is going to rape your first hour!" - James

"...James, Shut up." - Japanese teacher


"Okay, everyone push your chairs in and go away." - German teacher


"I'm totally not following you." - Dillan

"Hmph, stalker." - Me

"Hey! I'm not a stalker! Oh, by the way, your living room furniture looks lovely from your front lawn." - Dillan

-End stupid quotes-

--Ooishi's Comic Block--

Slang- Very informal words and expressions that are more common in spoken language. Especially used by children, criminals, and soldiers. Oxford Dictionary

"Masa, 'say pull my finger.'" - Mariah

"Pull my finger..." - Ooishi (Masa)

"Hey Ooishi! Say 'Playa playa, how you so cool.'" - Tiffinay

"Playa, playa..." - Ooishi

he's learned a lot of slang so far, but...

"Masa, what are you going to do now?" - Host mother

"I'll go skinny dipping!" - Ooishi (He meant to say 'I'll take a shower')


"Ashley, can I ask you a favor?" - Japanese teacher


The Habit of Ashley...

90 percent Laughing

10 percent Speaking English


"Hey! Ooishi! What's up?" - Me

"I'm fine."

"Guess what? I failed this test, blah blah." - Me

"Ah...huh..." - Ooishi

"Stupid! It pisses me off! Blah blah blah." - Me

"You mean you've got to piss...?" - Ooishi (as he holds out a hall pass)

Japanese people can't understand slang.


"Ooishi! Say Beast!" - Mariah

"What?! Bea...?" - Ooishi

"Godzilla! Beeeeeast!" - Becca

"Ah...Beast..." - Ooishi

"Ooishi! Beast! Beast!" - Kristie

"Beast!" - Ooishi

"Good morning, Ooishi-sensei" - Japanese teacher

"Beast!" - Ooishi


"Ashley, what did you want to see me about?" - Brooke

"HAHAHAHAHA Brooke! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I got a new Joke! It Burns! It Burns! HAHAHA" - Ashley

"HAHA" - Brooke

Brooke, you are the most patient person in the world


First time I came to the US...

"How are you?" - Ooishi

Two months later...

"What's up?" - Ooishi

"You should learn proper English. I'm gonna teach you." - Demi

"Should I?" - Ooishi


"How-" - Assissant Principle

"What's cracka lackin home slice?" - Ooishi


In Japan

"This is a pen." - Ooishi

"...This is a pen..." - The class

In America

"Kore wa pen desu." - Japanese teacher

"What are you saying?!" - MOIG

"Do you mean 'where is bread?" - Mariah

"Shut up! He means I'm bread!" - Nikki


6th Period

"Kitty, you're supposed to be doing your bellringer." - Ooishi

"What?" - Kitty

"I said, do your bellringer now!" - Ooishi

"Give me cake!" - Kitty

Ooishi has a hrd time communicating with some students


"Give me candy!" - Kitty (said about 10 times)

"Ok, here it is." - Ooishi

"Hurrah!!" - Kitty

"Munch munch are stinky." - Kitty

"What?" - Ooishi


If you are wondering what these are, these are comics that out Japanese TA, Ooishi, made. I only put up the ones that were mostly dialouge, but there are more. These are about his time in the US and his interactions with all the students in the Japanese classes.

If you do not believe that I am totally insane by now, then just wait until 'Konoha's annual man-hunt' is posted and then you may change your minds.

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Addictions by smoking-tulips reviews
It's an unlikely place to start a friendship, but life is full of surprises. Something these two are about to discover. 'Hospital'/Asylum AU - M for character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Netherlands, Norway - Complete
Heaven by Nokito-chan reviews
Unholy alliances led Sasuke down the path of destruction but he'd always known one day he would have to pay his dues. Through a twist of fate Tenten becomes his ticket out of a hatred ravaged existence as she struggles to make her way home. Ninja-verse AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,960 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Tenten
Cliff Notes for Ninjas by Kaori reviews
A series of Coulda Been Shinobi'sGuides. All of the stories that didn't meet my requirements for Guide status ended up here. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 9/1/2006
Strings by lantur19 reviews
AU as of Episode 9. Amon never shows up, and Tarrlok succeeds in his plan to escape Republic City and take Korra with him as a hostage.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 202,268 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Korra, Tarrlok
Fun with Former Vikings by Reverberating Winds reviews
Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,703 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
The Trophy Wife by mercy-angel-09 reviews
Post episode 9 AU. Rather than escaping from Amon at Tarrlok's mountain cabin, Korra is captured. She makes a bargain with the Equalist leader for the safety of her friends, sacrificing herself in the process. Things don't quite go according to plan. There is snark, sarcasm, romance, friends, and old wounds to be healed. And the occasional shenanigans.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,653 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Pass the Coffee, Hold the Tea by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NejiTen:. [AU] "Hyuuga Neji is your typical boss: tall, dark, humorless, and an absolute loner." Who says being an assistant is easy? "The last thing I need is for people to think I am involved with my boss." Definitely not Tenten. [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,294 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Marry Me by Aberii reviews
So Norway's engaged to Sweden but she's fallen for Denmark and Finland's in love with Sweden but Sweden's desperately trying to build his relationship with Norway. Period drama meets Hetalia. Rating may go up to M in the future
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Norway, Denmark
Of Family, Thugs and Gentlemen by julien-schu reviews
In which there is a game of rugby and ridiculous brother-related antics. A sequel of sorts to 'Of Family, Friends and Football'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Of Family, Friends and Football by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Loyalty, Liberty and Love by LabrynthineSong reviews
In honor of Veterans Day. "He's always known he loved his country, he'd just never thought it would be literal." OC/America. Sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2009 - America - Complete
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Girls Cabin Number 2 by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
[AU] The girls all meet up at somewhat of an anarchy camp. Drama, revenge, punishment and extreme perversion lurk around the campgrounds. [Multiple Pairings, NORM&CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Tenten, Hinata H.
This Is My Destiny by Raine Ishida reviews
Tenten's life is pretty mundane. She runs a dance studio with Shikamaru and recently moved in with Gaara. However, she never saw herself actually falling for her quiet, redheaded roommate... TenGaa, SasuNaru, ShikaTem. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,309 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
Steel by CharLots reviews
He saw nothing. Day after day, they practiced their aim, and with his eyes he could detect the slightest movement of her hand from a mile away, but he saw nothing. NejiTen, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Vermillion by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen AU. Tenten is the PA for one of the world's biggest rock bands. But is it the frontman she wants, or the lead guitarist who's catching her eye? AU, Crack, Rock Music abound. Also with KibaHina, ShikaIno, HidaTema, GaaSaku. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
The Actual Title Was Too Long to Fit In the Box by Kaoru Kyo and Kagura reviews
The truth of the fourth hokage and the back story of how everything you know in the Naruto world has come to be. WARNING: Total and utter crack. If you can understand any of it, you have accomplished more than the writers of this have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
A Portrait of Youth by JanuaryFriend reviews
What is life, without a few good friends by your side? Snapshots from the youth of Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,902 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Team Gai - Complete
Total Drama Wireless by Poetic Nothingness reviews
A collection of super-short, crappy, spur of the moment cell phone commecial parodies. Definely the type of thing you need for a bad. These were written purely for entertainment and in no way are a display of my writing skills.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Over The Years by Cyberwolf reviews
Neji's birthday, as celebrated over the years... Finally updated!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
In the Eye of the Beholder by Blu Rose reviews
SaixTen AU What art is differs with the artist. Sai eventually comes to learn this from being around a different kind of artist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sai, Tenten - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7222 - Favs: 5,928 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seven Drunks and a Funeral by Atopos reviews
The only thing Hidan wants is to see what his funeral would be like, so Kakuzu decides to have a little fun. Warning: swearing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Hidan - Complete
How She Knew by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. I’m Tenten. I’m the only living nonHyuuga who knows that noble clan’s biggest secret. And I’m going to tell you how it happened!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Carpe Diem by Lady Silvamord reviews
Seize the day. An epic anthology and character study of Konoha's weapons mistress, Tenten. [courage. indomitable spirit. life. twisted humor. love. and all the things that make up a truly unique kunoichi.] Final part up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Politricks by Kaori reviews
Ninth and final shinobi's guide. Neji, Kiba, and Sasuke are running for Genin of the Year! However, navigating the ninja political arena will prove to be more difficult than taking food from Chouji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
A Blossom with Reason by Tanya Lilac reviews
For Neji and Tenten, it had always been about their indefinable relationship, sometimes too complicated to bear. For Daichi, it had always been about Tenten. Paper Shuriken's Prequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,795 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 498 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
The Shinobi's Guide to Sentai by Kaori reviews
The crack! It burns! Shinobi's Guide number eight gives homage to cheesy Japanese import TV. Parodies include Godzilla, Super Sentai, every magical girl anime you've ever seen, and some mecha anime just for the heck of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 236 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu by Kaori reviews
Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Konoha Ninja News by JFalcon reviews
Five years after Time Skip the gang is lacking money and decides to throw together a news show, poor Kiba gets to be the anchorman. Shikamaru with weather, Ino with fashion, Lee with sports, and Naruto with an important announcement!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Kiba I.
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Training by Kaori reviews
It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Accursed Heirlooms by Kaori reviews
The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Drama by Kaori reviews
Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Camping by Kaori reviews
This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Television by Kaori reviews
It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
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Konoha's Annual Man Hunt reviews
When Konoha goes bankrupt, Tsunade is caught in a bind. When she goes out drinking one night, she gets an idea that means the endangerment of the Shinobi and the pleasure of the Kunoichi. CH 10 is IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2007
40 Things Not to do in a Haunted Castle reviews
When the sensei are asked to come up with a new Jounin exam, Gai gets an idea that might drive the konoha 11 insane. It's 40 things not to do in a Haunted Castle...THE FAN FICTION! Chapter 4 is in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 10/24/2007
My Old Kentucky Home reviews
Take a journey throughout the life of the personification of the Bluegrass state. Chapter 1: The Beginning. Everybody has a start to their story. This is his. Series of interlinking oneshots centered around Kentucky, OC!States used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - America
30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake reviews
When Naruto is suffering from a ramen withdrawal due to Kakashi forbiding ramen he gets bored and depressed. In his depressed state of mind he vows to get revenge on his sensei. It's 30 Way's to Annoy Kakashi Hatake...THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H.
Team Gais' School Year reviews
We have all heard of Naruto's year teams and we love them dearly, but have you ever wondered what Team Gais' school year would have been like? Yeah, I thought so. Join us on this wacky advanture that introduces you to the ninja of Team Gais' year.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2007
20 ways to make Orochimaru go insane reviews
Suigetsu has had it with Orochimaru, and it's time for pay back! See how Suigetsu and the other sound nin get their revenge on Orochimaru. It's 20 ways to make Orochimaru go insane THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Side stories reviews
Side stories is an assortment of oneshots that retain to KAMH [Konoha's annual man hunt] but just didn't make it into the story itself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007
Itachi kun reviews
He really didn't mind when Tobi got a pet weasel. In fact for the first few days he just ignored it. But after weeks of the insistent calling of Itachi kun started to get on his nevers. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Arachnophobia reviews
Who ever knew that Lee was afriad of spiders? And who ever knew that it would lead to Neji getting a nose bleed? not yaoi [slight nejiten, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Bells reviews
A six years old Zaku finds Kin crying in the forest one day. How will he comfert her? ZakuKin [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Kin T. - Complete
Accidents reviews
When you work in a three man team and two of the team members are male and only one being female...accidents are bound too happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
In Which 'He' is a Girl reviews
Every one in the Akatsuki merly assumed that Deidara was a very feminine boy. But one rainy afternoon all of them would find out you should never make assumtions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Deidara
When Gaara becomes the Kazekage, Temari being as proud,and bored, as she is decides to make a documentary of what her life is like living with the Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Temari - Complete