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I am part of The Literate Union--also known as L.U., for short. If you are not happy about a review I left you, feel free to go here:
And please...read the forum rules, first.
Chances are, if you received a less-than-flattering review from me, you made at least one of the following errors:
a.) Your spelling is incorrect.
b.) You failed to insert correct punctuation, indent paragraphs, capitalize proper nouns and/or the beginning word of each sentence, etc. Basically, my chickadee, you broke the laws of grammar.
c.) You bold, underline, or italicize everything, or use a combination of all three.
d.) You created a chatfic, songfic, etc.
e.) You used an author's note to take up an entire chapter.
f.) You blatantly beg or blackmail to get reviews.
g.) Your story is a plagiarized work.
h.) You wrote a lemon.
i.) You wrote a canon character completely wrong. This is sometimes conditional to the plot of the story, however, and I understand that.
...I really could go on, but I think you get the idea. ;)
Inuyasha, Naruto, Junjo Romantica, Fable, Bizenghast, Samurai Champloo, Harry Potter, Twilight, Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Hosts Club, Elfen Lied, Eyeshield 21, The 10th Kingdom, Ghost in the Shell, Pride and Prejudice, Princess Tutu, Berserk, Oblivion, V for Vendetta, Vampire Knight, Warriors, Sweeney Todd, Loveless, Hetalia-Axis Powers, D. Gray-Man, etc.
"NO! I refuse to let you die!"
"That's so sweet. It's almost like one of those cheesy romance novels... except its real, and it doesn't smell like Swiss."
--Lally and Ten, respectively.
"It's time for you to come with me. -pulls out a sub-machine gun and starts firing-"
"Whoa, wasn't expecting that. -dies-"
--Death and me, respectively.
"Be thankful the Sandman comes (me) and gives you a good dose of sedatives (what, were you expecting 'sleeping dust'? Psh...)"
"...Whoops. Shouldn't let things like that slip. The Agency for Supernatural and Holiday Oriented Super-Beings (a.k.a. Hallmark gift card headquarters) will send people after me again. And those metal bats hurt. Ouch.O.-'"
--Me, and then Lally, and then me again.
"...I will rip you a new one and then throw you to a gang of rabid homosexuals."
"It was funny, because that particular year of summer camp, there were one or two sleepwalkers in our cabins. I still remember the time one girl rose like a zombie in the middle of the night, grabbed one of her beanie babies, and then proceeded to use it to beat a girl out of her bed. The rest of us were trying hard not to wake the counselors with our giggling."
"-stuffs off ramen in mouth- All done. Need more. -_-"
"Well, hell...-wanders into Wal-Mart and stuffs her jacket full of ramen...passes by the check-out counter worker- ...I ish pregnant. -hurries out- Here, satisfied now?"
"Yes...I gave birth to ramen. Unsurprisingly."
--Dictionary and I.
"I hate people who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal; where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"
"The consequences of misunderstanding the text lingo can be mortifying. Cassandra McSparin, 23, of Jim Thorpe, Pa., knew a woman whose friend’s mother had died. The woman texted her friend: “I’m so sorry to hear about your mother passing away. LOL. Let me know if there’s anything I can do.”
It turns out she thought LOL meant “Lots of love.”"
--Featured in an article by Stephanie Raposo.
"skips over in a totally-non-camp-and-completely-masculine way"
"I can just imagine the pigtails and skirt."
George and Elodie, respectively.
"I posses the ability to understand.
Don't posses the desire, though."
--The Modest Satirist
"My dad decided to come to my college to visit me one day. So, while my dad was in my room, my roommate decided to strip down, walk into the room, kiss me on the cheek, and then say in a really queer voice, 'Thanks for the great night last night.'"
From a post on FML.
"just curious, what are you comparing this to?"
":-P The English language. And it's nothing, nothing like the English language."
A fan!brat and Read, respectively.
"George, it's up!
Don't you dare make any sexual reference out of that sentence. -.-"
"It is better to sweat in training than to bleed in battle."
"Poor little thing..."
"Stop talking to your penis."
-Gopher and Aron, respectively.
"It's a religion- I believe in the almighty creator- the Flying Spaghetti Monster! And his noodly appendage :D"
"I'm part of a faith that believes in the invisible pink unicorn. We know it's invisible because we can't see it. But we know it's pink because we have faith. :) I think our gods should do battle.
Actually, I should probably switch to the spagetti god. I've got to offer support to all of the pasta hybrids, being one myself. X)"
"Agreed. Also, at the end of our prayers, we say 'R'amen'. Perfect for you, Ramen!"
-Ten and I, respectively.
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