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Author has written 6 stories for Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, Warriors, Total Drama series, Cats, and Twilight.

NAME:Alix Marie Mendez Hale

I LOVE JASPER HALE!! HES COOL!!

my email is bcb2022@yahoo.com

search my email address at myspace

my youtube acount iz http://www.youtube.com/user/tangleface1997


my fave tv shows are:

Inuyasha

Tokyo Mew Mew

Cardcaptor Sakura

Keroro Gunso

Pokemon

Digimon

Scrubs

Family Guy

Futurerama

Shin Chan


COUPLES iLOVE!~nya~

INUYASHA-KOGAxKAGOME INUYASHAxKIKYO MIROKUxSANGO

TOKYO MEW MEW-KISSHUxICHIGO TARUTOxPUDDING PIExZAKURO

CARDCAPTOR SAKURA-SAYORANxSAKURA ERIOLxTOMOYO

POKEMON-DREWxMAY ASHxMISTY PAULxDAWN

DIGIMON-TKxKARI MATTxKARI IZZYxKARI TAIxSORA

SCRUBS-JDxELLEOT TURKxCARLA PERRYxJORDAN

FAMILYGUY-PETERxLOIS BRIANxJUILLIAN STEWIExOLIVIA

futerrama-FRYxLEELA

TWILIGHT- JASPERxOC JASPERxALICE CARLISLExESME BELLAxEDWARD ROSALIExEMMETT JACOBxOC LEAHxJACOB

Scrubs Stuff

Favorite God-like Character: Dr. Perry Cox duh
Close Second: turk
Up There: J.D.
Totally Adorable: Turk and JD
Also Like: Carla
Like in Small Doses:The Todd, Ted, Dr. Kelso
Only on a good day: Elliot
Can't stand, never want to see on screen ever again:keith except in pain muhahahahahahahaha...ha...ha..ha.ha...HA!!
Favorite Pairings:JD/Elliot turk/carla


okay here are some great writers

SOWER KREEM

MEW-ETERNIA

NARUTO UZUMAKI

POETIC NOTHIGNESS

SCREWTHERULESIHAVEMONEY

AND MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MORE!

'THIS LITTLE THING IS DEDICATED TO CATS MAINLY THE ONE I LOVE(CREEPY) QUAXO/MISTO"brooklyn said in a hotel in londen

WE ENCOURAGE EVERY ONE TO LOVE 'Cats'

WE BELEIVE MISTO AND QUAXO ARE THE SAME PERSON BECAUSE THEIR USUALY PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON AND QUAXO IS VICS SOULMATE

BROOKLYNS FAVE CATS FROM 'CATS'

MISTO/QUAXO
VICTORIA
RUMPLETEAZER
MUNGOJERRIE
BOMBALURINA(SP)
DEMETER
SKIMBLESHANKS
MUNKUSTRAP
OLD DEUTORONAMY(SP)

MY FAVE COUPLES

MISTO/QUAXOxVICTORIA
TUGGERxBOMBALURINA
MUNKUSTRAPxDEMETER
SKIMBLESHANKSxJENNYANYDOTS
OLD DEUTORONIMYxGRIZABELLA
JEMIMA(SP)xALONZO

ONES I UNDERSTAND

MUNGOJERRIExRUMPLETEAZER(I SEE THEM A BROTHER SISTER)
VICTORIAxPLATO(NOT A FAN BUT I CAN READ ABOUT)

JUST PLAIN WRONG COUPLES

MACAVITY AND ANYONE(WHY DOSE HE DESERVE ANYBODY)

QUAXOxTUGGER(JUST NOT A FAN OF THESE)
QUAXO/MISTOxANYBODY BUT VICTORIA(MY FAVE COUPLE CEPT IN MY STORY)

Brooklyn:i belive mungojerrie and rumpleteazer are related only because i watched the 'making of cats" thing on our cats movie and the person who played rumpleteazer said their related
Brittney:i agree only cause mungojerrie is mine!!
Brooklyn:i dont care only quaxo is mine=D(droolz a little bit) oh and ive been righting(spelled wrong on purpose)a cats story about a cat that miseriously apears whilevery male loves her but the females loghth(i know i spelled that wrong) her. wait got that wrong almost every male cept 1 and NO hes not gay just wait till i post my story to find out who it is.

me and a friend came up with...creepy things

in the 'cats' movie skimble has a bulging...yeah so we came up or she came up with S.S.B.(SKIMBLESHANKS BULGE)EWW RIGHT SHE ISNT MY FRIEND NOW

misto fans go here http://magicalmrmisoffelees.webs.com/ i made this crappy website for misto


I have become a twilight Book fan though many people became fans cause the movie i didnt though i saw the movie recently i read the books a few weeks ago all i can say is jaspers my fave... and then comes jacob and then emmett and then edward (carlisle dosnt count or he would be first ...)


Ladies and gentalmen(and ladiegentalmens) give it up for my O.C. for Twilight(aplause)

Character name: Tori
Power: manipulates emotions and body & telekenesis(SP)
Age: 18(human) 169(vampire)
Personality:smart cunning and tricky
When Born:1840 became vampire in 1858
hair(outfits change alot):long brunett Ends at butt and has bangs that end over her eyebrows.(all streight)
Extra Info: has a hatred of human blood and drinks animal only.

NOW FOR THE COPY PASTIE THINGGIES!!

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If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.The Snuggie commercial!!--

If you're in Gifted class and think they call it that to make you feel special, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you support Sparrabeth because forbidden love is always the best kind, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because of the looks (filled with love) that Jack gives Elizabeth nearly ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, copy this into your profile.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days...

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever sung "99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall" all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Twilight copy and paste this on to your profile

Random This or That

Blue or Red?

red cause its the color of evil and so am i

Purple or Green?

Green reminds me of nature (I'm not a tree hugger though)

Lake or Ocean?

Ocean because it Humoungus

Party or Ball?

A par-tay!! because cause its cool

Black or White?

Black ecause that is night and night is when i am up

Orange or Hot Pink?

Orange because it is one of the many colors I see during my favorite time of the day...Twilight. (Not a pun!)

Salad or Fries?

fries!! i loves the greesy foods
Italian or Chinese?

chinese

Casual or Dressy?

Casual! I hate dressing up! Unless I absolutely have too.

10, 20, or 30?

I like being a teenager, Thank you!

Late at night or Early in the morning?

Late at night because I can't sleep at night. I love writing and doing everything at night.

Lipstick or Eyeliner?

Eyeliner!

Gold or Silver?

Gold cause if you have gold your rick(un less your diggin for gold(lol)).

Dangley or Studs?

studs my friend got her ear part where it dangles sliced in half cause of dangleys

Clean Freak or Messy?

Messy! i cant keep a tiny box clean

Morning or Night?

Night! I love writing and reading at night.

School or Home?

HOME!! shcool is horrible.

Mansion or House?

Mansion! I can take time to get lost in it! It would be fun.

Safe Ballet Flats or Dangerous High Heels?

Ballet flats! I'm not wearing those--high heel--death traps!

A little Twilight survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?
Twilight because that was where it all started.

How long did it take you to read them?
Twilight: 2 days
New Moon: 2 weeks (I didn't touch it after I read that Edward left. It wasn't my favorite book.)
Eclipse: 1 days
Breaking Dawn: 8 hours(i counted!!)

Who introduced you to the books?
My friends kept talking about them and I asked my mom if i could buy the first 2 and my friend let me borrow the last two

Did you buy them, borrow them, or just read them?
first two i bought last two i borrowed-
Who is your favorite character(s)?
My favorite male character is Jasper and my favorite female character is Alice.

Who is your favorite vampire?
jasper cause hes hot!! and mysterous and can manipulate emotions and therse a supper long list of reasons

Who is your favorite werewolf?
Jacob.look at my name

Twilight or New Moon?

new moon
New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse! . I liked Eclipse because Alice made it funny...(spoiler)

when she was holding Bella hostage.

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight was my favorite book but I love the action in Eclipse. I'm going to have to say both!

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun! Hands down! Breaking Dawn was okay but the way Stephenie Meyer ended it made it sound like there was

going to be a post-Breaking Dawn.

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun! The movie was bad compared to the book, but without the comparison, it was a good flick.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward! They are made for each other. Jacob didn't stand a chance with her.

Who do you like more

Bella or Edward?

Edward...he's a vampire. (Need I say more?)

Bella or Jacob?

Probably Jacob since he was the only other mythical creature besides vampires.

Bella or Alice?

Alice because she can see the future and because she's hilarious.

"It sounded like were having Bella for lunch and we came up to see if you would share."--Alice, Twilight

"How offended are you of grand-theft auto?"--Alice, New Moon

Alice or Jacob?

jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie because, she may be a bitch, but her attitude is what I like about her. And how she tells Jacob off in Breaking Dawn...hilarious!

Jasper or Alice?

JASPER!! I LOVE JAZZY

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper!

Emmett or Edward?

Emmett because he's a big teddy bear basically and he's hilarious in Eclipse and the other books too...

Carlisle or Esme?

Both. They are both great adult figures and I couldn't chose between them.

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper DUH

Emmett or Jacob?

Probably both.

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella because she may be whiny but she at least takes Rosalie's constant glares.

Esme or Charlie?

Esme because she is a great mother figure.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle because I love his history and he is a great father figure.

Charlie or Billy?

If I had to chose, I would chose Charlie, but I don't have a reason why.

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob since he's the true alpha and I don't like Sam that much anyway.

Sam or Quil?

Quil! He's awesome!

Quil or Embry?

Both! I can't chose.

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

I think James because he can actually leave a scratch (bite) on Bella whereas Victoria runs away but does come back for vengeance.

Werewolves or Vampires?

I love them both. I like vampires a little more though. Sorry. :(

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21.Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28.Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

eNinety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

f you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read the Twilight series, and afterward wanted to do a large number of bad things to Jacob, and his stupid pack, put this on your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.(not only did he deser to he got hit by one and survived)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Just so all the boys know i am single and straight

My therpist says i shouldn't be so obessed

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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l、 ~ヽ
じし f,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth. (T.D:...WTF?!)

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too (duh):

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling and thinking 'this is all rght! weird...'

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

99.99.9 of authors believe that Flamers are just a bunch of good for nothing pieces of crud that can't write crap of a good story so that take it out on everyone else. IF you are one of them, copy and paste this and put your name on it. Tenacious D, BuckSkywalker2012

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Hilarious things 2 do in Wal-Mart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
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8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
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14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

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Fell in Love with a Girl by caanbr reviews
Tired of girls fawning all over him, Edward Cullen asks his step-brother, Jasper to be his boyfriend at their new school in Forks, Washington. It seems like a fantastic idea, until he sets eyes on Bella Swan. Rating M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,742 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Feelings by Kitty-on-CRACK reviews
Full summery inside. Basically What if Alice and Jasper were only friends? What if Jasper was the one left all alone? With no mate? What if a new girl comes to town with so much anger, hostility and sadness that even Jasper can't control? JasperOC. R&R BEING REWRITTEN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,331 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Jasper
Suicidal by Izzy Intoxicated xxx reviews
After Courtney finds out about Duncan and Gwen's kiss, she goes into full-on "EMO" mode. Will it get much worse? Rated T for swearing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Courtney, Duncan
Blue Hour by Dantegate reviews
Remy moves to her grandmother's home town after her grandfather dies. She encounters an offstandish and rather attractive boy named Jasper. Can love bloom? Or will Remy find herself in danger becuase of her attraction to him? Jasper/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,328 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Finding Comfort by iheartinuyasha reviews
Kagome watches in a slight depression as Inuyasha pines for Kikyou, who was killed, again, by Naraku. While he mournes for his loss, Kagome seeks comfort in the form of a charming wolf. Will he win her heart, or will Inuyasha come to his senses in time?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,511 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
25 Ways To Annoy Your Favorite TDI Characters by Theater Of The Mind reviews
Read the title people... Anyways, I am explaining and elaborating a few ways to annoy each character, Trent is up chapter 26
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,932 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Uh, no by PinkCatsy reviews
Basically just all the ways Kagome could dump Kouga. As if I need to tell you but there might be major bashing. Just so you know.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
Do I hear Wedding Bells? by Icee Suicune reviews
Dream eleven: Lindsay always knew she wasn't the brightest kid around, but...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008
Jellicle Jr High by Silohettekitty reviews
So many people have done Jellicle High school, I decided to try a Jr High!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009
Drama, Anger and Broken Dreams by DarkFallenAngel123 reviews
What'll happen when our Jellicles join High School? I know like three others have done this but I decided to have a swing at it, please don't sue me :
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009
The Search by Psychotic Peppermint reviews
Post Fang. Max and the Flock are looking for Fang. Fax. Please read its my first fanfic! Oneshot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
First Love by Kayasha 14 reviews
A abused girl physically and mentally moves to Forks and only wants to find happiness in a world of sadness.She meets the Cullen's and catches the eye of lone Jasper.She has secrets that she doesn't know about.It will endanger them all and she finds love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,491 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper
Chasing Pavements by OrganizedMess reviews
What if the cure of an imprint is jealousy? leah/embry, leah/jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Snow in Fall by Kungfuvampiredragon reviews
Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,034 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Paul
The List by jaction girl reviews
Can a sexy bucket list bring a boring relationship back to life? This is a Jackson Rathbone Fic.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010
The randomness of the world! by bristlefur reviews
Firestar is insane, Sandstorm is over reactive, and Cloudtail is extremely bored. What will these cats do to save themselves? I hope you like my second attempt at humor. Enjoy!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
Written In Jasper by Ambrosia Mae reviews
Amber Rose Swan has always lived in Forks and she is related to Bella. When Bella comes to live in Forks Amber starts to get strange dreams that haunt her whenever she sleeps. They are dreams of attacks from vampires and people dying. Jasper X Amber
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Jasper
Duncan's and Noah's Bogus Trip the GERMANY! by burga141 reviews
Harold went back in time and it's up to Duncan and Noah to get himn back. But it ain't all that easy when they go back in Poland in 1939 during the Nazi invasion of Poland. What will happen!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Duncan, Noah
Fun at WalMart by Christine232 reviews
Bella, Jacob, and the Cullen's go to Wal-Mart to have some fun. Better than it sounds! I suck at summaries! Read and Respond!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
The Trenches and the Billet by MrsBillWeasley reviews
Lets go back to before the beginning; before the war and the vampirism; A soldier stays in a billet house and meets a girl. His life after that moment was never the same; Not in the nearly 300 years his has spanned for that is. This is that story. JxOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Jasper
Extraordinary Machine by EbonyLuna36 reviews
A child prodigy who transfers from home-schooled, to Forks High, as a Junior at fourteen years, meets Jasper Hale. Because we can never love Jazz enough- JW/Oc E/A. Thanks, Luna. Songs are property of Fiona Apple. Mature for violence. -x-J-x-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,336 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Jasper
51 Things Edward Cullen Is not Allowed to Do! by The Real Emmett Cullen reviews
51 things Edward cullen isnt allowed to do.. AFTER BD.. Rated k for mild cursing,,
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward - Complete
can this love be? by 0-NiGhTmaRe-0 reviews
“The reason is, knowing that the one I love will never love me!” Kagome yelled at him. “What if there is someone else to love Kagome! Have you ever thought if someone else loved you!” Kouga yelled back. KagXKou
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kagome H., Kouga
The Twoleg of Thunderclan II by Aquabreeze93 reviews
Miranda, after crossing paths with an old friend, runs away from her family and searches for the clans. But, unbeknownst to her, she's being followed by a scientist who has figured out the secret of her connection to cats...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007
A TDI Haunting by Jenn the Cat reviews
It's just another TDI reunion fic, right? Wrong! Strange things have been happening in the camp that could put the campers' lives at risk. Could a ghost be haunting about? Containing material from the Discovery Channel horror show, A Haunting.DISCONTINUED
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008
Beautiful Shinka and the Curse of teh Tomato Frog by Lil' Love Bobopop Cornyflakes reviews
Shinichi's beutiful, awsum magical twin sister Shinka comes 2 their scool, Heiji strugles w/his feelings, and peepl get pregnant!1 Will Ran find out abt Conan reely being Shinichi?1! Reed to find out!11! Plz review!1 EPILOG UP.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - H. Agasa, Sonoko S. - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants are back on Wawanakwa for another season. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Ezekiel, Izzy - Complete
Know your stars, Keroro Gunso Style by Dubious Writings reviews
Well, this is know your stars. I will tell the characters what they are and something shall happen. You can review ideas and stuff! I mean, how can you not like pissed off characters! At the end they all -censored for spoiler- READ!
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008
Total Drama Island Reunion Show: After the Drama! by burga141 reviews
ITS HERE! THE REUNION IS FINALLY HERE! WITH YOUR HOST ME! R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,846 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Total Haiku! by pinkluver93 reviews
This is just a series of haikus explaining our hated and loved TDI characters, places, animals, and non-living objects! Hope you like it because its my first story ever!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008
Nine Ways To Annoy Warriors by Mooncloud9 reviews
A collection of random lists for how to annoy our favorite kitties!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008
Superjerrie vs The End by Aidylvice reviews
The end of series is nigh, but Super Jerrie and his sidekcick Turbo Teazer don't know this. When Jemima goes missing, there is a great Jellicle Ruckus, and only our super heroes can save the day. Visit to read Episode 7 before this one.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Warrior cats gone wild by Rainys13 reviews
Leafpool and Cloudtail throw slumber parties. Firestar wants to be king and how is Mr.Wifflepineapplestrudelcakedukeoftacos the pink Pomeranian going to help Leafpool get revenge on Russetfur. Please do not flame. New Chapter up. Now rated T. OLD AS DIRT AND WILL NEVER BE FINISHED
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
LOVE TRIANGLE by xxChocolatecupcakexx reviews
Misto felt lonely when Victoria finally have Plato. Just then, Jemima shows up and decided to help him get Victoria back. But, what is Jemima was slowly falling in love with him? So as Victoria? What will Misto do? MistoxJemima, MistoxVictoria
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Total Drama Wireless by Poetic Nothingness reviews
A collection of super-short, crappy, spur of the moment cell phone commecial parodies. Definely the type of thing you need for a bad. These were written purely for entertainment and in no way are a display of my writing skills.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
STARRING YOU! by dudette145 reviews
Come and be in my story!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
lights, camra, action, and you by KaylaRocks reviews
i want you to be the next contest on total drama island
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008
Total Drama Offscreen by Shikakun9 reviews
What do the campers really think about eachother? About Chris? About the show? See stuff you'll never see on TDI, on Total Drama Offscreen. Rated T for implied language, some sexual innuedo, and some violent attitudes.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008
My TDI Dream by niki5th reviews
Kinda short but it was my real dream.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
The Last 30 Seconds of Terror by thisgirlscribes reviews
On the train where Conan runs into Gin and Vodka for the second time, Ran is more vigilant than usual and prevents Conan from getting to the bomb in time. What now...? Warnings: Character Death
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Shinichi K./Conan E.
toataly mine drama island by ogrelovesprincess reviews
chapter one starts now
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008
Total Drama Island Interlude II: Duncan Baby Daddy by burga141 reviews
Author's Note! NOW WITH THE UPDATE OF MY NEW STORY RELATING WITH THIS ONE! R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,275 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Are You Kidding? by Anaila reviews
“May is a spoiled little daddy’s girl that has never fallen in love with a boy before. Can a certain boy break this tradition and make her fall for him? Contestshipping guaranteed!”
Digimon/Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Total Drama Showdown, starring YOU! by Dramatical-Error reviews
5 campers from TDI, 6 campers from TDC my story and eleven new characters face off in grueling challenges against each other. First episode is up! 2nd one will show up.....sometime
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008
Total drama island: my viwe by millie123 reviews
You see, I love tdi so now Me and you are in it now! P.S For all those peopel who hate Cody, I hate u. Plus I'm sorry if i got eneyone mad for makeing that poll, it will be resomed on a home page and i'm still keeping trake at home and still posting winne
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Cody
TDI Final Destination! by Chupacabra Kid reviews
Horrible title, I know, but it still says the plot. Noah is the main character, and this is rated T for real strong gore, language, and mature references. May change rating later.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2008
Kill The Witch by Mossnose reviews
How many of you TDI fans still want to cause Heather pain? Here's your opportunity! Send your ideas in reviews, and I will try to add it into the story! And don't be afraid to get creative! You can even kill her if you want to! I need these ideas quickly!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008
Harold slight redemption by Warlord-Xana reviews
Harold has gone to Duncan house to do something that may kill him. Thats right, beg forgiveness for switching the votes that got Courtney off the island.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Harold - Complete
Total drama Romance by BeatnikPanda reviews
It's the second season of Total drama island and who's staring in it.................... you. The first 22 campers will star in the fanfic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
I Kissed A Girl by Wise Assassin reviews
Random two-shot of oddness and fluffiness...? I suggest you read with low expectations.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Eva, Noah
Remember Ezekiel by TDIAwesome reviews
At the reunion of TDI, Ezekiel swears to take revenge on the 21 campers of TDI that voted him off and made him a hated person on national T.V. That's what he will be remembered for: Killing the entire cast of a popular reality show.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
Total Drama Island by chicago718 reviews
Basically a continuance of Total Drama Island before Katie gets voted off. Romance, humor, rivalries. PLEASE R&R! Note: The rest of Interlocked has been posted!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008
A shoulder to lean on by em0anime reviews
This is a dramatic love story between Kagome and Koga after Kagome see's Inuyasha with Kikyo on her 20th birthday. Love forms,rivals are made,enemies come out,and demons awaken in this epic story.Note; that story is rated T but if readers want M then vote
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Kagome H., Kouga
First Annual Cats Auction by EnchantingRose reviews
What would happen if a bunch of crazy Cats fans wanted to buy Cats merchandise? How much would you pay for Rum Tum Tugger's belt? Or Rum Tum Tugger himself? Or Mistoffelees? Or Rumpleteazer? Or any of the cats. Come and join the auction.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2008
You know you've seen too much TMM when by x-GlitterEyes-x reviews
You know you've watched too much Tokyo Mew Mew when any of the following apply to you...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
KXK by Serrenedy's OC's reviews
Inuyasha did the stupidist thing in the world and now Kagome is Koga's-can she discourage him from mateng her by takeing him to her time and she's in for a family surpise KXK KXI SXM SXR SXOC r&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Kagome H., Kouga
Captivated by meant-for-nothing reviews
Quaxo is captivated by a beautiful and graceful white cat. He can't get his mind off her, but there may be more pressing matters to attend to... QUAXOxVICTORIA Rated for possible future language use
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,761 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Cats the Musical by FireGoddess528 reviews
The kittens are trying to find the perfect gift for Gus. What does he love most? Musicals! So they choose to do AvenueQ and they drag the other cats into it. But what happens when the older cats realize what the play is about? Will the show go on?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007
Inuyasha meets Family Guy by CoWz-In-GrAsS reviews
Inuyasha and gang decide to poke a magical time rift with a stick and they end up in Family Guy! See Kagome and Meg's fight over Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru is on TV! CHAPTER 11 is up!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,217 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Quagmire's Story by BONZAI14 reviews
Quagmire writes a letter to Lois with strange results following. Keep reading please. Updates soon. Read and review. DaPope72
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Quagmire, G., Stewie G.
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Remember reviews
the name sounds crappy but its a part of the story no summary i just will say jaspers a main part rated T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Jasper
Gay Chicken reviews
Emmett gets Edward to play a game what will come of it rated T for almost slash now a random group of one-shots put together by many writers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Emmett
The Twoleg Warrior reviews
in story rated t for romance and violance
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
camia
a young cat found my our fave theifing twins has caused a ton of trouble mostly for the females only because this cat has the males acting thike all the females do around tugger rated t for reasons
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009
keroro gunso questonare reviews
youre questons will be answered and this is verry stupid sorry t for mild language P.S.IM NOT COPING ZEFRI012 GOT IT!btw there will be two chapters for each charicter
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008
A Genuis Boys Love reviews
crappy but i was tired and yeahSUMMARY:noahs life after total drama island NOT noahXcody! NoahxO.C.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Noah
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