SeveruSeprentine
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Joined 04-01-07, id: 1250364, Profile Updated: 04-03-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I actually currently don't write fanfiction very much at all. >> All Because They Tried to Kill Me is the only thing i've ever considered finishing, but be warned - it won't happen for quite a while. I have originals now, joy!

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Unexpected Mischief by Raelyn Estel reviews
Severus Snape wished Daphne Rue would just go away! She was everything he hated...A Gryffindor, best friends with the Marauders, always so damn happy, and worst of all she liked being around him. SSOC, JPLE, RLOC,SBOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 460,554 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Severus S., OC
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Keep Your Enemies Closer by Millenia Marik reviews
BLU team has fled the area and left RED team alone with itself. With teamwork recently established, things should move along smoothly. ..right? Rated M for violence, language, & suggestive themes. See last chapter for notes. /Sequel!/
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,007 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Spy
Another Perspective by fahzzyquill reviews
Dumbledore decides that the students and staff of Hogwarts lack understanding. He decides to have them switch bodies for a month to gain another perspective on life. Will revenge win out, or will a new understanding be formed by the Hogwarts population?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,333 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Look Into Medusa's Eyes by VampireRedEyes reviews
Severus..met this beautiful naga,Half human and half snake, name Ava..Slowly without Severus knowing, he starts loving her.Is it possible that THE Severus Snape, the cold hearted professor can actually love someone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Severus S.
Calm Before The Storm by Sins of the Soul reviews
A night in Spinner's End. Warning: Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
Legacy by fahzzyquill reviews
One boy sits staring at blood red sky reflecting on who she wants him to be and who he knows he is. He resents who he has become. He accepts that he may have to let her go. By doing so he frees himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Random Adventures of Fenir Greyback by islay12 reviews
Well my brother Joefish has been spouting of great fanfic ideas so I got him to dictate one. The very Random Adventures of Fenir Greyback which will be updated when we see fit. Crack!Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fenrir G., Dolores U. - Complete
The Afterlife by Sins of the Soul reviews
Spoilers for DH. Severus wakes up in a strange place surrounded by white. Who does he encounter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Easter Traditions by My Dusty reviews
SSHG...story has no deep meanings, merely a brief piece of fluff that wouldn't get out of my head...one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore to the Rescue by Walter the Wizard reviews
Young Snape witnesses a shocking scene and then receives a commensurate reward.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Grieving by skinnyrita reviews
After Sirius dies, Remus can't grieve. Slowly he becomes a shell of himself. Will Snape get to him before it's too late? SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Birth Control and Bananas by muzicfan5 reviews
This is my reponse to the PotterPlace Sex Ed at Hogwarts Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,313 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Potential by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
‘Boredom is a sign of unused potential.’ James reflects on Snape’s worst memory, realizing, in a bizarre sense, his actions towards Snape had been similar to a Death Eater’s. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2006 - James P. - Complete
Suspend the suspense by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily and James lock themselves in the dorms for a night of naughtiness, forcing Sirius and Remus to sleep in the Shrieking Shack. SiriusRemus one shot, silly bantering, and eating of the face in a kissing sense .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Easter Bunny isn't always Momiji by Baroquess reviews
but sometimes, it is profitable to dress up like them. HatoriAyame, R for implied situations. Random Easter story.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
Thou Shalt Have No Other Muses Before Me by Ami E. Bowen reviews
When my muse, Severus Snape, is away, I end up being inspired by another only to have my real muse return unexpectedly. It is too long to be a drabble and too short to be a normal fic, so it's just a cute little ficlet instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
HP and the Embarrassing Demise of the Sorting Hat by Walter the Wizard reviews
Harry thinks he has found a Horcrux…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
My turn to choose! by fen-san reviews
Brain is finally disillusioned with taking over the world so Pinky gets to chose what to do one night. This leads to Brain making some odd discoveries. First Pinky and the Brain slash on this site. Not graphic, but the teen rating is for a reason.
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
I Don't Care by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Drastic situations lead to drastic actions. That's why Remus and Tonks are locked in the Knight Bus by their former respected teenage associates Harry and Ginny. A one shot with Remus overanalysing and romantic gestures through a game of Scrabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hogwarts goes Weird Al! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore thinks that Hogwarts needs a little cheering up in the form of a concert. Using songs by Weird Al Yankovic! I was feeling goofy when I wrote this, but Please R&R anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2004
Starcross'd by kitsunelover reviews
Snape's relationship with the Giant Squid was doomed from the start.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
It Happened In The Spring by Roni Black reviews
COMPLETE! Epilogue added! Lucius had been killed in the war, and Narcissa was left all alone in the huge manor. One day, an unexpected visitor comes to stay, and Narcissa finds herself falling for him... does she even stand a chance? NM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Far Too Personal by Icarus reviews
Student, tall, beater's build..' Okay, maybe not quite beater's build, but he was close enough. Ron Weasley places a personal ad and lies shamelessly about himself and his 'assets.' His blind date did the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Ron W., Severus S.
First Signs of Magic: Severus Snape by Icarus reviews
Severus Snape still hasn't shown his first signs of magic, and his grandfather (a notorious Dark wizard) wants to see him. What shall the Snapes do about Severus?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Severus S.
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Diary Wars reviews
SSRL, RLOC, implied SBRL. Marauder Era. The world seems to bein love with Remus, Remus keeps telling himself not to be in love with Severus, Caramelina is caught somewhere in the middle, and everyone is running around with everyone else's diary!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Remus L., Severus S.
All Because They Tried to Kill Me reviews
RLSS, SLASH you no likey, you no lookey, you no flamey, we all happy!. Umm... after Severus discovers Remus is a werwolf, can the two escape their difference and the Marauders long enough to build something lasting? Marauder Era. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,942 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Severus S., Remus L.