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Author has written 2 stories for Dracula, and House of Wax.

I don't write fanfiction anymore, although I kept that one up because people seem to like it. Although if you could please not review it, since it's clogging up my email, that would be super duper fantastic.

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Surviving Seventh Grade by theheartyearns reviews
Our favorite bohemians go through their first year in middle school and try to survive massive amounts of homework, crushes, peer pressure and more. Takes place in 2006. Don't like that? Don't read it. Rating for language. DISCONTINUED.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,753 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Maureen J., Mark C.
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Igor's Secret Journal by jwhaler82 reviews
A look into the miserable life of Dracula's newest underling.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
How Few Days Make Up A Century by Assimbya reviews
Tracing the life story of the novel's titular character, from his mortal life as the infamous Vlad Tepes of Wallachia to his immortal one as the equally infamous Count Dracula.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Dracula
Van Helsing OUR Way! by musiclover209 reviews
A modified version of Van Helsing. I haven't watched it in a while, so please pardon any mistakes in the basic storyline. Thank you Erin for all your hysterical ideas to improve the movie. Rated T for the same reasons as the movie. COMPLETE! C'est finite!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Spoilers by Jax Malcolm reviews
Crowley's committed all sorts of evil acts throughout his existence. However, Aziraphale thinks this one is particularly heinous.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
How to Annoy Van Helsing Characters by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
What the title says. Please review, first humor story ever.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
And now, a Response by MightyMouseSinger reviews
Oneshot. What if Dracula read what we write? His thoughts. not mine, written in 5 minutes and wanted to share. forgot: I don't own the character
Dracula - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Hospital Days by aradioactivehamster reviews
Oneshot, mid to post RENT. When AIDS begins to take its toll on everyone, the hospital receptionist gets to watch it all. Allcanon pairings, not revolving around it though. First story, rated for a bit of language.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
A Phantom's Guide To MarySues by Miss Black Shadow reviews
Ever wonder why you aren't getting enough reviews? Maybe your main character is a gasp MARY SUE! To avoid this dreaded disease, or you just want some laughs, please read my handy little guide!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Erik
Ask Calus by Hermy Puckle reviews
Ask Calus is The Daily Prophet's new advice columnist and he is sweeping the wizarding world! But who is this mysterious man? Hermione Granger is going to go undercover to find out. Along the way she will make friends, eat cheesecake, and get numb feet! V
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,399 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
IT 2: The Reckoning by Emily Eccentric reviews
Something's wrong in Derry... Something's wrong with Bill Denbrough... What could IT possibly be... Based on the book, not the movie.
IT - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2006
Never Loved by Assimbya reviews
Alternating between a need for solitude and a need for companionship, the Count creates Fledglings. But none of them are destined to be anything but his slaves.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Dracula, The Vampires Sisters - Complete
To Take Is Not To Give by Assimbya reviews
AU. Mina and Dracula have an interesting experience with a Shakespeare play. The sweetest Dracula/Mina you'll ever get from me.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Mina Harker, Dracula - Complete
Awrooooo! by Jobey in Error reviews
Zippy fun in Lockhart’s, erm, class. Colin Creevey has enthusiastically volunteered to play the role of the Wagga Wagga Werewolf. Ladies and gentlemen, the boy is a born thespian. One-shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
The Quidditch Incident by Alteng reviews
A short, and a very short Short! Ron is hurt in a freak accident on the Quidditch field.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
My Mistresses by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Dracula's brides thrist for love and compassion their Master does not give them. And while he is out for the night, they turn to Renefield. But Master forbids Renefield of such touching of his Brides. And yet, this touching seems so familiar...
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2004
Dracula: The Abridged Script by Tristan2 reviews
Basically a parody of the Coppola movie. I love the movie but everybody can poke fun at it once in a while! Please RR I will love you forever!
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2004
A Public Service Message from the Count by Mobius Shadow reviews
Hello, Transylvania. This is the Count. And I have a very important political mesage to make.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/19/2003
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In Which Blood, Death, and Laughter Ensues reviews
The original novel, as told by everyone's favorite vampire, the Count. Lots of the Brides, Lucy, and Mina.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 59 - Words: 77,385 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
How to Survive House of Wax reviews
The town seem a little deserted? The sole inhabitant a little obsessed with knives? A guy who really needs a haircut following you? It sounds like you need some help. How to survive "House of Wax," beginning to end. Suggestions welcome.
House of Wax - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete