Me'nGaaragoboink
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Joined 04-01-07, id: 1250705, Profile Updated: 02-27-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Ok...i am Me'nGaaragoboink nice too meet ya.

Right now i am studying in china :D whoo...( D: save me...)

Decided to change this up a bit cuz readin from the last time updated made me sound like a bunny on speed.

So...yea...:) a lil bout maself

Im from The Bahamas.

First things first, im a pancake whore >:d and plan to marry IHOP one day. I like languages n yaoi ( to the point where i giv het a wtf look :) heh) n anime (who dosent?). Fav colors: Black, Purple, Neon green, Grey, Blue, White usv(ect.). what else? idols? Dnt really gat any...maybe mangakas i guess? Hobbies? Reading, writing, urm...bothering my daddy:). What else? Oh im not the nicest person in the world :D im blunt and lack empathy and the ability to comfort ppl. Not to mention i tend to speak my mind with a complete disregard of the other party's feelings. I can count the number of friends i have on my hand n toes cuzza this:). Either you really love me or you hate me, EXTREMELY few ppl fall between these 2 categories. Whoo on to music. i like everything. i dont have a particular genre i like so i just listen to everything to c if i like it. And when i say everything i mean it (unless it deals with the devil) from kanye west down to the Benedictine monks :D.

Speaking of devil, i am religious! I love the Lord but i will not force my beliefs on ppl nor do i like when ppl force their beliefs on me.You do you amma do me.

An interesting Fact bout me: I find teeth attractive :)

Fav sayings:

Ugh...Waste

Who cares what you said? I said...

If i were susceptible to nose bleeds i would be dead.

If i were susceptible to exploding because of holding back fangirl screams...everyone else would be dead :)

Oh he fine..i want him...ohh how i want him.. i wud do anythi-...woa looka that guy.

Im not lazy im work challenged...that means ure making fun of my mental condition...i have my lawyer on speed dial :)

Muddasik dred! So niggas dont be hungry den?(Bahamian slang for feed me :D)

Bitch. BITCH. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttcccccccccchhhhhhhhhh.

He sexyness makes him sexier...

I love my belly, My belly loves food. Food is prepared by ppl. If my belly loves food and food is prepared by ppl that would mean my belly loves those ppl. In conclusion i'll love you if you feed me :)

Couples
GAANARU- (cuz dey sexy n Gaara is my fav character.)


SASUNARU-(waay too many of these so me likey not so much)


GAALEE-(haha ha haha ...jokes...)


SASUNEJI-(i can read it )


SASUITA-(mmmm uchihacest goes better wit syrup >:d)


LIGHT x L-(Smart hot guys ...only they can make an explanation of the theory of relativity a turn on :D)


GAASASU-(no...)


DEISASORI-(mama approves)


KIBASHINO-(i love these guys :D)


SEBASTIONXCIEL-(oh yea...)

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Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Innocent Addiction by Caranina reviews
10 year old Naruto and a 15 year old Gaara...Gaara knew there was a reason he hated kids. Will they kill each other before something else blossoms as they get used to being neighbors? Eventual Naruto/Gaara. Iruka/Kakashi, Neji/Gaara with light Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,339 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Gaara, Iruka U.
A notsonormal teenage romance by Miss-Robin reviews
I, Naruto Uzimaki, notsonormal teenage boy, have a huge problem.I have a crush, and now he knows.Thats right, HE knows.This is a very serious problem... slight SasuNaru but mostly GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
Betray Me 'If you can think of some plot, send it' by MckayZielke reviews
Sabaku no Gaara was his first case, and they both knew it. So what will Uzumaki Naruto do when Gaara decides to trade information on his life for sex? And how will Uchia Sasuke feel about this when he finds out? NaruGaa now on Hiatas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Golden Haloed Angel by Merks reviews
There's just something special about that Uzumaki boy. He has... a magnetic personality... and I find that I can't stop thinking about him. GaaNaru HIATUS Author Note inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Fit to Be Tied by Wingedchilde reviews
Sequel to Green Eyes. Naruto decides to 'prank' Sasuke. So he enlists the help of a certain white eyed male to make Sasuke jealous. This could only mean trouble... Slash SasuNaru Onesided NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Painted Dreams by half of NF reviews
AU: Gaara and Naruto are two young students entering Konoha University. Will their dark pasts keep them from experiencing any real future? Warning: abuse, death, love, yaoihet pairings. Other main characters include Neji, Shikamaru, Lee and Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,356 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
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Seduction reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is the co-owner of Konoha. A popular health club. Successful..check Rich..check Handsome..check Bored..checkx10. Maybe the new red head masseuse can help him out: ...oh right almost forgot Straight..CHECK. OCmayb Naru/Gaa/Naru M fer future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U.
I'm Begging you reviews
WELL FOR ALL U PLEASE TUTOR PLEASE LUVERS HERE MY FRIENDS IS THE SEQUAL!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Please Tutor Please! reviews
well the title says all :3 first story! GAANARU! cause thats all i usually read rated fr safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,533 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.