Ax the Headbanger
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Joined 04-02-07, id: 1250890, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 4 stories for Guilty Gear, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hi everyone! I'm Zuzana Ax Novotna, a little Metalhead from the Heart of Europe, certain pagan nad barbaric country known as the Czech Republic.

Currently, I'm 24 years old, trying to fit into working and tax paying part of society after ending studying Archeology in the West-Bohemian University of Pilsen (the famous city of BEER!).

As you could already guess, I love Heavy Metal. It's my religion, my greatest obsession, my food and drink and the reason of my life. Brainstorm, Primal Fear, Gamma Ray, Savage Circus, Heidevolk, Hammerfall, Iron Fire, Rage, Demons & Wizards, Epica and especially the Krefeld Bards, gods of the gods - BLIND GUARDIAN!!

Are you scared? No? Good for you. I'm not that scary.

Aside from metal I live off sweets, beer, coffee and especially stories. Any kind of stories - books, movies, manga, videogames, D&D. My current obsessions are World of Warcraft, Megaman, Transformers, Organization XIII (just them, not KH), Brütal Legend, Metalocalypse, Discworld... I read and try to write funny stories and parodies, although I'm pretty cynical creature. I really like to make fun of everything, mostly of myself. Also have soft spot for bad guys.

And here's my message to the world: BANG YER HEAD!!

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Second Chances by LAXgirl reviews
G1. Starscream is given a choice other than execution after the end of the war: rebirth through Vector Sigma. Reformatted as a sparkling, he's taken in by Optimus and Ironhide as their son. Too bad Ironhide isn't too keen on the idea. OP/IH, future SS/SF
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,559 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 5/2/2012 - [Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream] [Ironhide, Optimus Prime]
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 237,240 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Marine Teals by Transvetites in Disguise reviews
After witnessing some questionable actions from Soundwave, Thundercracker decided to get to know him better. It all went downhill from there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,086 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Soundwave, Thundercracker]
The Little One by sakiko of soleana reviews
Hoping to find a new relic, the Autobot's find something that they never, EVER would have expected. Cute? Tiny? Love-able? Chubby-licious? Yeah right! There is no way the Autobot's could find the treacherous Starscream, former SIC of the Decepticons could be any of those things, even if he was a helpless and hungry sparkling. Right? Sparkling-Starscream fic. R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,772 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Starscream
Pariah by Starfire201 reviews
Convicted of a crime he didn't commit and sent to prison, Starscream must deal with the sneers and hatred of those surrounding him after an unexpected twist of fate sets him free - into the hands of the Autobots. G1 AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,727 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Starscream
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4707 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Apex by Dreamline reviews
As time passes, the tension between leader and follower grows, and outside events push everything to its apex. Megatron/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 105,761 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Megatron, Starscream
An Adjustment of Plans by L. Mouse reviews
Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,089 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Soundwave, Ratchet - Complete
Seeker's Curse by FoxBane1191 reviews
What's TC to do when he's captured by the Autobots? Especially when he's stuck in a tiny brig with no way out. Sunstreaker witnesses the 'Con's meltdown, leaving him no choice but to comfort him. Can comfort turn into something else?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sunstreaker, Thundercracker
Disregarded by N. H. Moonshadow reviews
A young runaway strives to survive away from familiar faces. But scars that run deep are not easily forgotten, and strength can be found in the most unlikely places. Barricade centric. 07' movie/G1 mash up. AU after the first movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,738 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Barricade, Prowl - Complete
Unwilling Partners by Az The Dragon reviews
Set after Stream and AU from there. no Beast. Hikari Netto went through a lot as a Net Saver. He battled WWW, saved the world, made friends with Enzan and saved the world. Again. But this? This is something that he would have never imagined to happen.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,819 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Lan Hikari, Bass.EXE
Until The Bitter End by Calming Aura reviews
After losing everything but his spark, Starscream is locked away on the Autobot base with his fate sealed. When he thought that things couldn't get worse... along came a teenager named Miko Nakadai.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
My Second by angelcakes19 reviews
Starscream ran from the Nemesis to deactivate himself in peace. What events have led up to this point and can Megatron ever be a good bondmate to his second? Story referenced in Old Patterns.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Starscream, Megatron
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Satisfied Fascination by Stargazer at Moonlight reviews
Thundercracker finds himself in a bad position and gets help getting out, but needs a third. And one his second approves of. Thundercracker x Soundwave x Sunstreaker - Slash, violence, language, innuendo, etc. Rating up in later chapters not posted
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Thundercracker, Soundwave
The Tyrant's Heir by Takashidaimao reviews
Prime-verse. Starscream's not feeling well, so Megatron sends him to Knock Out to find out why. Megatron x Starscream, M-Preg, Slash, & a lot of fluff. Reviews are loved, even if I don't always reply. *I have edited this story to conform to FFnet TOS. Details inside. Y-Gallery & Tumblr Mirrors now Live! thatrandomdrell . tumblr . com
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,246 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Starscream, Megatron
The Right of All by Katsuko1978 reviews
The definition may have changed along the way, but his personal freedom was something that nobody could take away forever. G1 AU for the fic trader's "Gen in January" challenge. New chapter added 1 June 2012.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Starscream - Complete
By Any Means Necessary by Dragon Star Empress reviews
Starscream is determined to do whatever he can to give the last surviving sparkling a chance to survive no matter how crazy or slim that chance may be.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,759 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream
New to Me by ashion reviews
Skyfire has been pining for what many Autobots have. A lover, a mate. But the majority still don't fully trust him. Only one mech always has and he's caught the flyer's optic. Now, it's a matter of obtaining the unobtainable. sticky, slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,322 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Optimus Prime - Complete
Journey through the Pit by Supermoi reviews
When Wheeljack's latest invention go haywire in the middle of a battle, Starscream and Optimus Prime find themselves thrown in a completely different universe... One in which they both meet their worst nightmare. Crossover G1/SG TF READ WARNINGS INSIDE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,282 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
Seeker Trine and Autobot Harmony by NovaBlastTF reviews
The humans have gotten word that the Autobots have accepted the once Decepticon Command Trine into their ranks, now they demand to meet the three to make sure they are trustworthy. Too bad nothing the Autobot's can say will deter them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Driving Forwards by GreyLiliy reviews
G1/IDW Rumble has a problem. And that problem's name is Starscream. Doesn't help that Skywarp's jealous or that Soundwave does not approve. Rumble x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,805 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Megatron, Rumble, Soundwave, Starscream
Dawning by White Aster reviews
Jazz, Soundwave, a very personal favor, and tactical use of emoticons. Jazz reset his optics. "What, is snarking over IM some kind of Decepticon mating ritual I didn't know about?"
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Candid by Ceris Malfoy reviews
Megatron and Starscream. Alone together. In a cell. For several weeks. Deprived of the chance to kill each other, they may learn a few things that they really needed to know. G1 AU. EDIT: Tenses fixed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Neophytes by Got Buttermilk reviews
The war is over. Their planet is revived. But there are other kinds of foreign territories to be explodered; after all, love and peace are still alien concepts to them. . . Optimus/Starscream -ON HOLD-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
Little Wonders by Crooked reviews
A frightening accident leaves a certain F15 Eagle fighter jet as a baby sparkling and Optimus has taken him in to raise him. Of course, Megatron finds this to be an excellent opportunity to mold the perfect soldier… Finally Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,307 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
The Freedom of Choice by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
Peace talks between Decepticons and Autobots have hit an impasse. For some reason the Autobot Council get it into their heads that all issues will be solved if Optimus Prime were to bond with Starscream. G1-ish AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,874 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Optimus Prime, Starscream] [Mirage, Jazz] - Complete
Cave In by antepathy reviews
Optimus Bob and I are co-writing a fun uh, not so little piece for you! Autobots and Decepticons, forced to work together? What will happen? Adventure and enemy-cooperatin' fun!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 98,706 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Optimus Prime, Barricade
In Want of a Prime Directive by herongale reviews
De-anoning from the TFkinkmeme to post this here. The request was for awkward, bitter Starscream/Skyfire, either their first meeting or first hook up. I decided to go for both. Here's everything so far! Starscream is VERY bitter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire
Breaking Free by MissCHSparkles reviews
After being abused once too often by Megatron, Starscream suffers a breakdown, right outside the Autobot base. Can his old friend Skyfire and the Autobots help him to mend or will he remain broken. Warning. Contains slash, violence and rape.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,246 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Nothing's Unconditional by Nurse Ansalong reviews
Damaged and abandoned, Starscream is picked up by the Autobots.. and a human. Will he be able to accept their help, or will other forces keep him trapped in Megatron's abusive clutch?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Starscream
Undertaking by TheCandyTerror reviews
Armada, Slash JFSS: “Right, so we have a moping Decepticon in our base, making our lives miserable. What now?” Oh Jetfire, what have you gotten yourself into this time...Eventual angst. Hiatus: Undergoing Re-Vamp
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Jetfire
Mentality's Hold by AutumnCaskette reviews
G1. Starscream falls deeper into the realm of insanity, becoming a threat to himself and his fellow Decepticons. In an act nearing desperation, he is sent to an asylum, but the condition grows worse. Megatron must decide whether he's too unstable to live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,730 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
Static by KrysSaiyan reviews
Skyfire's not too keen on letting go. SkyfirexStarscream. First chapter written for the Transformers kink meme on LiveJournal. Now a series of oneshots!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Second Chances Part One by sonofwolf reviews
Starscream gets a chance to go back and do it all over. Ten bucks says he screws it up...again. This story includes tons of things that will most likely make you hate me, so don't read it if you can't take a mature fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,649 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire
Sound and Fury by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,939 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Cloudy Skies by Swordsoul2000 reviews
What if it had been Starscream who crashed in the ice? How would that effect Skyfire? AU SkyfirexStarscream rather dark, movieverse, with G1 elements
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,349 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream
Scream by LokiWaterDraca reviews
In the brig for insulting Megatron, Starscream recieves an unexpected visitor... and then the bunny grew! lots of smutty goodness!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,371 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Number 9 by Jaek reviews
Demyx's arrival in the world that never was. Axel is happy to find that he is no longer the new guy in the castle.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Axel, Demyx
all your hidden faces by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
It turns out that getting Starscream to move in with him was the easy part. Slash StarscreamxPrime and a direct continuation of 'two worlds apart, two together'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - [Starscream, Optimus Prime] Jazz, Thundercracker - Complete
A Good Cleaning by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Skyfire, after a hard cycle's work, finds it somewhat difficult to get himself clean and relaxed. Starscream, of course, is all too happy to oblige. Slash. Pre-earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Hate the Dark by NKfloofiepoof reviews
G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,385 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Redemption by NightwindandFrostbite reviews
G1 This is our big, huge story about Megatron, Starscream, and Skyfire. It's the first story of an AU, but this particular story is not AU until the very end. It's also slash. First chapter is an author's note. Please read it first!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,389 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
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The Nobody's Guide To The Star Wars reviews
Nobodies don’t take into account the fact, that somewhere out there in the big mean Universe, there exist a force that is stronger than them. That force is called the Infinite Improbability. Parody crossover for Orgy fans, full summary inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010
Organization 13 plus 1
Living with the Orgy. Contains of the 14. OC member, but don t fear, no pairings. The first chapter is about her joining with XIII., Demyx s fight with Ultimate Evil, Xigbar s trophy collection, Xaldin s bottle of booze and much more...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,871 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Demyx
Fairytales of sisters Grins: The Sleeping Beauty reviews
What happens, when cheerful british boy discovers a dark enchanted tower in the middle of the forest. Featuring Axl and... the Sleeping Beauty - read to find out, who might that be!
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Fairytales of sisters Grins: Hansi and Gretchen reviews
If you have been good boys and girls, you can now listen to the story of two kids Hansi - Ky - and Gretchen - Sol - who get lost in a dark evil forest.
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete