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Hi everyone! I'm Lauren and I love love love love LOVE reading fanfictions almost as much as I love reading the real stuff :)

I live in Northern Virginia with my family, two cats, and all of my books!

I'm in the 14-16 year old age range...I don't really wanna tell my age on a profile everyone can read...

I have a lot of favorite books, my favorite having to be Harry Potter. I think it's the best thing out there... perfect for any age!

I also enjoy these other books:

- Twilight Series (well, just Twilight and New Moon. Maybe Eclipse...)

-A Great and Terrible Beauty

-Any Jane Austen book

-Maximum Ride

-and so many others!

My favorite movies are:

-Harry Potter :)

-Pride and Prejudice (also Bride and Prejudice..hehe)

-27 Dresses

-24: Redemption


Favorite T.V. Shows:

- 24

- Heroes



-The Office

-Flash Foward

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.



She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating
room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ?
When can I see him ?"

The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."

Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?
Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?"

The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of
the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to her son. She
ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of
his hair?" the nurse asked.

Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag
and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University
for study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but
Jimmy said, "Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some
other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My
Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting
to help others if he could."

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after
spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's
belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house.
She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his
hair to her son' s room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his
room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his
bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed
was a folded letter. The letter said:

"Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will
ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say "I
Love You". I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday
we will see each other again.

Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so
you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old
stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably
wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls
and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me.

This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and
showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The
angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus
doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was

Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom ? I got to sit
on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when
I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and
everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know
what Mom ? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you
this letter.

I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop
this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the
questions you asked Him "Where was He when I needed him ?" God said He
was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He
was right there, as He always is with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you.
To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ?

I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in
the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure
the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm
glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't
stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of
Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery ! How about that ?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Here are some of my favorite quotes...

"She's ( Elizabeth) safe, just as I promised. And she's set to marry Norrington, just as she promised. And you're (Will) dying for her just as you promised. So we're all men of our word, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman"-Jack Sparrow


"Define normal..."-idk

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."-idk

"Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge."-idk

"Why dont you slip into something more a coma.."

"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't - look !SHINY!" -idk

("What happens if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"-Harry

"Throw it away and punch him on the nose"-Ron)

("What if I told you to take me to Vegas right now? Would I be a vampire in three days?"- Bella

"Sure. I'll get my car."- Edward

"That's Edward. He's gorgeous, of course, but don't waste your time. He doesn't date." - Jessica

“I think she’s having hysterics maybe you should slap her!”- Alice

“Your father told me never to come through his door again but technically I came through the window.”-Edward

“Stupid Shiny Volvo owner.”-Bella

“We watched zombies eat people, it was great.”- Bella

"I used to think that the human brain was the single most fascinating thing in the universe. Then I realized what was telling me that."-Emo Philips

“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…” Edward Cullen

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."-Steven Wright

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling"-idk

"When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office."-idk

"Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better' but best friends will be prank calling him saying 'you will die in seven days'"-gottaluvtwilight

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."-Willy Wonka

"Stupid, stupid! How could you die on me?"-Kagome

"Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot"-idk

"Life isn't about the breaths you take... It's about the moments that take your breath away."-idk

"The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas"-idk

"I hear voices and they don't like you."-idk

"DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE. It kinda hurts"-idk

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."-idk

I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it"-idk

"Love is giving someone the power to break you but trusting them not to"-idk

"'Loved' isn't a word. There is no past tense to love. If you love someone you will always love them. No matter what."-idk

"Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door"

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." -Jack Handey

"Beauty that catches the eye will fade away. But beauty that catches the heart, will always stay"-idk

"Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together". -Idk

"If a person offends you, do not resort to extremes, simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick." -Anonymous

Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos" -SRW

"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?"-Jack Handey

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us." -Calvin and Hobbes

"Open-minded people must accept the possibility that being closed-minded is better. Close-minded people can take comfort in knowing that they are right."-Anonymous

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters whether I win or lose."- Anonymous

"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."-Anonymous

"If you're arguing with an idiot make sure he isn't doing the same thing."-Anonymous

"If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back hunt them down and kill them."-Anonymous

"The reason attempted suicide is illegal: The government can't tax you if you're dead."-Anonymous

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous

Come to the dark side...we have cookies

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous

I’m the kind of girl who bursts out laughing in dead silence about something that happened YESTERDAY

I agree with the dictionary…

Friends before love

Partying before studying

Girls before guys

Wanna know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than American history

Thanks for visiting my page!! Have a great time reading all the fanfictions you can find :)

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Never Forgotten by WatchMeChange reviews
Bella has been changed for 7 months. She was taken to New York and dumped. Now living with two other new borns her human memories start to come back. What will she do when she remembers everything she has forgotten?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Blindingly Beautiful by BottledCoke reviews
Bella's been blind since she was little. Edward is the next heir to Cullen INC but to take over he has to get married and have a heir in 5 years or less. He meets Bella at Jaspers party and makes her a deal she can't refuse. ExB, JxA, AU/AH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,339 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Veggie Vamps and other Cullen Song Fics by michaeladawn reviews
Basically random little skits about the Cullens, usually involving them singing Veggie Tales songs with word alterations or other songs. Just random and funny I think so anyway
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
JB in Forks by froggiefriends reviews
Alice gets tickets to an awesome concert and Bella reveals how much of a fan she is! Will they accept her or what?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008
She Will Be Loved by The Rejected Spork reviews
Set when Edward left Bella in NM. 5 years later, Edward is a famous singer named Clyde Mason in London and Bella is a famous dancer in NY. What happens when they cross paths? Read and find out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,719 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bring Me Down by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
Renee died and Bella moves in with an abusive Charlie. She befriends Alice and Emmett, while Edward, along with his beautiful vampire girlfriend, hates Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
To Continue by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
“So remind me. Why are we going back to school after a year of roving the world and defeating evil?” And how exactly do you pick up the pieces of a shattered life and just keep going? After all, to continue is the hardest task of all. RWHG HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,141 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Midnight Waltz by Warui-Usagi reviews
AU: A year later and Bella is still living in Forks. She didn't jump off the cliff. Edward never returned. But now Alice is sick of watching her family suffer, and her ensuring actions have consequences more dire than anything she could've predicted. E&B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,537 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/25/2007
your scent still lingers here by twilightlovr reviews
After Edward left things took a deadly turn on bella's life, a physchotic vampire seeks her revenge by going to the volturi for help, the most fearful vampire in the world wants Bella dead,& Bella is making a life threatening choice, Edward or her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,247 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Finally by jordanskater1989 reviews
Bella wakes up to her alarm clock.But what happens when she does.Sorry I stink at summaries.Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007
You're a Vampire? by BeautyXBlessedGuard reviews
[Role Reversal] Edward's the human and Bella's the vampire. What will happen when these two meet? Will their love survive the many problems they face? See what happens in this twisted tale of love and vampires! ExB, AXJ, EXR, CXE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
All Those Years by Four and Twenty Blackbirds reviews
Tells what happened during the 19 years between the last chapter and the epilogue in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It might continue after that point . . . Warning: this story is post DH, and therefore contains spoilers. HG, RH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Road Trip by Alunamai reviews
What happens when the Cullens take a cross country road trip... in one hummer? And then Sirius and Remus turn up...Lets find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Solstice by ReadingTwilight reviews
Bella is still recovering from her trip to Italy and Edward returning. The Cullens are full of excitement at the arrival of the Denali's, but something evil lurks in the shadows of Forks. I'm not Stephenie Meyer nor do I own Twilight or the characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by Amber477 reviews
The summer before the Trio's seventh year, everyone must decide where their loyalties lie and what's truly worth fighting for as the final battle comes upon them all. RonHermione, RemusTonks, HarryGinny, and as far as everybody'll have to read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,036 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Top 15 Reasons Why Edward Loves Bella by Creative.Heroin118 reviews
Fluff alert! Fluff alert! Review Please. Our redeeming list! Love us again! PLEASE!Edwardmyheroin118 and Creative.Lannah love you! RETURN THE LOVE! ...please?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Vampire Idol! by Rogue Robot reviews
While watching American Idol, the Cullens create a little singing competition of their own! Who will be the next Vampire Idol?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
why emmett cant go out anymore! by alliegirl09 reviews
why cant emmett go to walmart you ask read and find out! funnier than it sounds! also why emmett cant go to victoria secret and the mall! keep reviewing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Coming Back To You by edwardsoul reviews
Edward can't stay away. One night he comes back into Bella's room, but someone else is already there. SEQUEL: Ch. 10 to 23 Bella is foolish and determined to make things right with Jake. Will the werewolves take away everything that Bella cherishes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,246 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Forever Twilight by sharniexxox reviews
The most dreaded happened. He left her. Bella's story of how her life was changed when he left. He returns and discovers her once again at Forks High. He loves her but she is mad and belongs to the most powerful coven in the world. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,340 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006