Hi everyone! I'm Lauren and I love love love love LOVE reading fanfictions almost as much as I love reading the real stuff :)
I live in Northern Virginia with my family, two cats, and all of my books!
I'm in the 14-16 year old age range...I don't really wanna tell my age on a profile everyone can read...
I have a lot of favorite books, my favorite having to be Harry Potter. I think it's the best thing out there... perfect for any age!
I also enjoy these other books:
- Twilight Series (well, just Twilight and New Moon. Maybe Eclipse...)
-A Great and Terrible Beauty
-Any Jane Austen book
-and so many others!
My favorite movies are:
-Harry Potter :)
-Pride and Prejudice (also Bride and Prejudice..hehe)
Favorite T.V. Shows:
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
I LOVE MAX THIERIOT
NOT ONLY DO I LOVE MAX, I AM 1000000 HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH TOM FELTON. OK... I'm done now.
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating
The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?
The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of
Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to her son. She
Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag
The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University
Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after
The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house.
She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his
It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed
I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will
Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so
This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and
Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom ? I got to sit
I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop
Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you.
I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm
Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
Check this out...
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Here are some of my favorite quotes...
"She's ( Elizabeth) safe, just as I promised. And she's set to marry Norrington, just as she promised. And you're (Will) dying for her just as you promised. So we're all men of our word, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman"-Jack Sparrow
"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!" - Ron
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."-idk
"Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge."-idk
"Why dont you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.."
"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't - look !SHINY!" -idk
("What happens if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"-Harry
"Throw it away and punch him on the nose"-Ron)
("What if I told you to take me to Vegas right now? Would I be a vampire in three days?"- Bella
"Sure. I'll get my car."- Edward
"That's Edward. He's gorgeous, of course, but don't waste your time. He doesn't date." - Jessica
“I think she’s having hysterics maybe you should slap her!”- Alice
“Your father told me never to come through his door again but technically I came through the window.”-Edward
“Stupid Shiny Volvo owner.”-Bella
“We watched zombies eat people, it was great.”- Bella
"I used to think that the human brain was the single most fascinating thing in the universe. Then I realized what was telling me that."-Emo Philips
“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…” Edward Cullen
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."-Steven Wright
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
"When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling"-idk
"When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office."-idk
"Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better' but best friends will be prank calling him saying 'you will die in seven days'"-gottaluvtwilight
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."-Willy Wonka
"Stupid, stupid! How could you die on me?"-Kagome
"Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot"-idk
"Life isn't about the breaths you take... It's about the moments that take your breath away."-idk
"The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas"-idk
"I hear voices and they don't like you."-idk
"DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE. It kinda hurts"-idk
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."-idk
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it"-idk
"Love is giving someone the power to break you but trusting them not to"-idk
"'Loved' isn't a word. There is no past tense to love. If you love someone you will always love them. No matter what."-idk
"Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door"-Coolbuddy.com
"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." -Jack Handey
"Beauty that catches the eye will fade away. But beauty that catches the heart, will always stay"-idk
"Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together". -Idk
"If a person offends you, do not resort to extremes, simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick." -Anonymous
Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos" -SRW
"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?"-Jack Handey
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us." -Calvin and Hobbes
"Open-minded people must accept the possibility that being closed-minded is better. Close-minded people can take comfort in knowing that they are right."-Anonymous
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters whether I win or lose."- Anonymous
"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."-Anonymous
"If you're arguing with an idiot make sure he isn't doing the same thing."-Anonymous
"If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back hunt them down and kill them."-Anonymous
"The reason attempted suicide is illegal: The government can't tax you if you're dead."-Anonymous
"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous
Come to the dark side...we have cookies
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous
I’m the kind of girl who bursts out laughing in dead silence about something that happened YESTERDAY
I agree with the dictionary…
Friends before love
Partying before studying
Girls before guys
Wanna know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than American history
Thanks for visiting my page!! Have a great time reading all the fanfictions you can find :)