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My grandmother passed away on wednesday May 12 2010 dou to cancer.I miss her so much i hope you all treasure someone you love very much you never know how much you will miss them until they are gone.
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If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)
If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy
Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To
Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?
If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?
What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?
What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?
Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?
Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?
Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?
Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?
What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?
ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"
"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." Draco Malfoy,
"I don't have a license to kill ... I have a learners permit!"
"He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies."
"Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most."
"Quick, pretend I'm normal before the men in white jackets come!!" Piper-Knight, Fanfiction Author
If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl,takara963
If you have ever been sTo wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X
If you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list:
darkalbino, Mello-MattLiveOn4ever,Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, candyluver, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai,takara963
IF YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE COLOR BLACK PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you have ever said that an anime character is hot and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your butt off. Funny thing is im a Johhny Depp fan but I wouldnt die for him unless I got a kiss out of it, and maybe not even that.
If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile
Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!
Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
If you would like to be in "Society" in Gamer copy this into to you profile and add your name Takara410
I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.
If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile. (it's really crazy, i know. but i dont get it either.)
IIf you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.
If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.
I suffer from OBHLJCD = Obessive Heath Ledger Joker Compulsive Disorder and no doctor can prescribe a remedy. If u think u have this disorder please put it into your profile
Ingedients: Giggles: 5 percent, Bloodlust: 15 percent, Anarchy: 10 percent, Insanity: 50 percent, Gut-busting hysterical laughter: 20 percent, Fun of a Lifetime: 100 percent.
Side Effects May Include: Random bursts of laughter, Disoriented thought process, nonsensical speaking, and/or a sudden fascination with the color purple and shiny pointed objects. Contact your doctor immediately should you find yourself with a sudden desire to murder and destroy society, as this may be a rare but serious side effect.
If you've ever seen The Dark Knight SO many times that you can quote it word for word, and you have at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed randomly like the Joker in an empty, silent room, do it again while you are copying this onto your profile.
" When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."
- Helen Keller
"When the Chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other, You'll see and I'll show Ya."
- The Joker from The Dark Knight
"Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me.
Yes, I lied to you.
"Why is the rum always gone? (staggers drunkenly into the wall) Oh, that's why." - Jack Sparrow of course!
" Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"
Who'd you leave him with...? Your People...that is considering they are still your People...and not Maroneys." - Joker-The Dark Knight
Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason!
Jack Sparrow: "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." :) :) :)
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)
i love stories with kimiko and chase and hao and anna itachi and sakura sakura and gaara also
i just did a story please read it you can do flames if you want
My best friends are my circle though i drive two of them bonkers yes they have said that
I am a Joker and Sweeney Todd fan girl
Im always on
trust me its a rockin site i might do some poetry it depends im a lazy lazy and just add 100 more lazys and you get me.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.)
If you think Jasper Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a crazy fetish for V or the Joker type this into your profile
XoX !I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP!XoX
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
-Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
-Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
-The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
-Forecast for tonight: darkness
-If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
-We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
-Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
-I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!
-Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
-Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
If you have a youtube account talk to me takara963
thank you Erin Nightshade
You're a 90's kid if: (Pasted from ReadNinja's Profile)
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
Joker and his sisters
""Run like a dog with a broken leash and an endless beach on which to run."- A shirt.
"Any similarities between your reality and my own is pure coincidence."- A shirt.
"'I have a bat!'-mom- 'And I have a mitt, and I'm not afraid to use it!'-dad-" -The movie Cats & Dogs
"Son of my mother!" - The movie Cats & Dogs
"I can't see my back! Something is utterly wrong with me!"- A person.
"You seem a decent person. I'd hate to kill you.""You seem a decent person. I'd hate to die."- Princess Bride, Indingo and Wesley.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
PASTE IF YOU BELIEVE!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie, book, TV show, et cetera and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
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