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Joined 04-02-07, id: 1251141, Profile Updated: 02-15-10
Author has written 10 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Over the Hedge, Pinky and the Brain, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, and Evangelion.

Oi, narute rulz!!

Les rêves des amoureux sont comm'(e) le bon vin
Ils donn(ent) de la joie ou bien du chagrin
Affaibli par la faim je suis malheureux
Volant en chemin tout ce que je peux
Car rien n'est gratuit dans la vie

Welcome to Mexico city, a great place to leave.

Me name is Gourgaud, Gaspard Gourgaud, and I try to write some stories, as I get pass through the Darkness of ignorance, thanks to the OCEANO English - Spanish, complete dictionary I… found.

"Obregon le dijo a calles, por el bien de la nacion, nos haremos los compadres, viva la revolucion"

I though that seeing lots of movies, playing lots of videogames, and reading a few books in English, I could write it properly, but it seems not to be just that easy.

If you don’t already hate me, then you can start now.

I’m Mexican, and me true name is “Pablo Hernandez” and I’ll tell you mate, is such a great deal to live here, in Mexico City.

Is the music, videogames, movies, and books, what I spend my free time on, and I got lots of free time, like 6 hours a day, from nine to that time when I feel tired, very tired.

Wait a minute, did you said, ignorance?, then how can you read our stories, you bastard! Easy amigo, easy, I’ve read far more complicated things before this site even existed, (for real) the problemo is to write, is there when I got all messed up, but how can I learn to write English properly, well, this be the ideal site, here’s the deal, I read hundreds of yer works, learn a lot of phrases and word uses, write to ye hundreds of reviews based on me long reading and writing experience, (both idioms,) and you only reply me reviews, mate, either way you win!

Mexcan, mate, so what, it’s a lovely country!

Mexico City, Where Your Car Is All Our Car!

Do you…?

Love Grand Theft Auto? Keep the car running, boy, this isn’t a diplomatic visit! .

Love Fable? take your master longbow, and try beating me decapitations: 89

(big deal, decapitating is for idiots anyway)

Love Metal Gear Solid? Do not try this at home, CQC

Love Halo? Take that Carbine and beat me in a battle, (only a question, what if you miss?, I won’t) . Regret, Regret, Regret, catchy.

Love Conker? Who’s round is this? (yours!) what, again, oh well.

Live a Half- Life?, Sorry about the scare, I had to put on a show for the cameras.

Live Over the Hedge? Help me and me friend Hammy count to three.(comes after six right)

Saw Ratatouille already... -rigth now me favorite of all times movie!!

Hate Real violence? Then we are friends already

Hate yourself? I do sometimes, but please don’t do this, love yourself, think, I’m great, I’m the dominant specie, I’m an writer!

Hate the capitalist society?, then you must… hey, what the hell!… forget this, we all love the capitalism, don’t we chap, (mmhhh!, help…)

Mexico City, were dreams are broken.

Now a bit about me self (boring) shut up!, hee.. Fable Style, suffer, I mean Enjoy:

Alignment: full bar in the side of good, I’m such a good person, (in the game, of course)

Scariness: 10 (I couldn’t intimidate a child, and believe me, I’ve tried)

Attractiveness: 0 (I look a bit spooky from certain angle as well!)

Unknown "Cyber worker" called asdfg

Age: 21!!

Weight:Average =D

Sexuality: , I’ve developed the “Friction” philosophy, that in time I’ll find the way to write about, some day…

Mexico City, makes you wish you’d stayed at home.

Words to describe me: selfish, intelligent, lonely, unloved, unwilling to do anything, lazy, can’t write the English very well, mean, coward, child like, idiot, and very normal.

Creatures killed: 0.0

And so, how do I look, old same clothes every day, black hair, dark face, and bad appearance in a word.

Stories written, I think it’s nine, but who knows, I can’t check it right now.

Reviews got: eight, I think

I’m not the law, but these gentlemen are.

To finish with this, let’s have a look at some guys I’ve read about, or known their music, movies or whatever.

They all where, are or will be great, for me:

(some names in Spanish mate, sorry!)

Musicians: Fredrick Chopin, Johan Sebastian Bach, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, (1) Wagner, Philliph Glass, (special mention to the movie’s compositors) Danny Elfman, Michael Giacchino, Javier Navarrete, John Williams (more new guys) John Winston Lennon, Simon and Art Garfunkel, or whatever their name was, (in Spanish) Julieta Venegas,

Bands or groups: The Beatles, Creedence clear water revival, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Radio Head, Lynyrd Skynyrd, the Doors, America, The Animals, Kansas, and a bit more.

For their Movies: Brad Bird, Wolfgang Reitherman, Tim Johnson, Karey Kirkpatrick, Hayao Miyazaki, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Guillermo del Toro, (he actually lived in the very same place I do).

Writers, (you know, that people we want to be like): Hebert George Wells, Julies Verne, Juan Rulfo, Dante Alighieri, John Winston Lennon, (in his own write) Beatriz Rivas (a special mention to her, she gave me the idea of me very Internet Name, the real one is more like Juan Garcia, you know, for being in Mexico) Louis L’amour (thanks for Sitka), Armando Palacio Valdez, Jose Joaquin Fernandez de lizardi, William Shakespeare, Virgilio, Homero, (I love Greek legends, and history, so hallucinating) Miguel de Cervantes, Alejandro Dumas, R. L. Stevenson, Stephen Hawking, and lots more, the ones here in F, F, (Special Thanks to: K73Ditzy, Yunkel, Ornery Texan, Gidpac, Possum Overlord) and any other that reviewed me bad written stories, or answered the reviews or posts, or simply wrote a story I loved. All to be Reviewed! (forgive me for taking into me profile yer nicks, you can destroy me if you like)

Bandits and Outlaws: Robin Hood (was he real or invented, it’s good to know that fanfiction respect those stories just as much as I do) John Dillinger, Billy The Kid,

Al Capone, Bonnie and Clyde, Joaquin Murrieta Orozco, Jesús Arriaga, Butch Casidy, and those who opened the way for a quickest world’s end.

For the videogames: Hideo Kojima, Peter Parsons, Tyson Green, Frank O’Connor, Dan Houser, Terry Donovan, every single person behind: Fable, Halo, Metal Gear Solid, grand theft auto, Midtown Madness, Metal Slug, Star Craft, Age of Empires.

I’ve been thinking, and I want to declare that from now on I will finish some stories, and then read and review at least the stories in me first are of interest, (so you know, Over the Hedge, Sponge bob, Rescue Rangers, -because I find them most interesting to analyze the impressions that this left in some one else’s mind, so…)

De que puedo hablar con los finísimos y preciados hablantes del Idioma de Cervantes, de un cambio de una cultura a otra, o simplemente de lo reducidos que son, en comparación de la mayoría que Habla, (o seria mejor decir “Escribe”) Ingles, aun así, desde este momento les digo a todos, y en especial a mis compatriotas, “que una cultura solo se puede preciar en todo su esplendor, desde la perspectiva de otra” por eso digo “que pagina mas adecuada para ello no?”

Did you really wasted your valuable time reading this? In that case I thank you from the bottom of my dark heart, arrivederchy Tony.

Mexico City, lock your doors!

(and remember, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE)

and maybe some scotch

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EL ESCANDALO DE ASUCA by darkexcess reviews
Evangelion - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
The Crystal Crisis by xxPillow reviews
Vincent is back, RJ is having visions, and two forest animals are about to become pawns in the bear's plot for revenge. [RJxOC, minor RJxHammypossibly]
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
RJ Goes to School by Jon Leto reviews
RJ finds himself transfering from an animal school to a human school. He thinks he won't fit in, but a lone human sees it like RJ sees it. Heather also crushed on RJ but never had the courage to tell him. Is it too late? This is my first fic.
Over the Hedge - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007
Things I Learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog by avatarjk137 reviews
A good cartoon teaches you things. Funny things. Here are 25 of the valuable life lessons I learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Rated K plus, like the show should be. My first oneshot! Oh yeah, review, please.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Resolve From Anxiety to Impatience by Yunkel reviews
The Rescue Rangers have all they need in their HQ: bedrooms, kitchen, TV, etc. But what would happen if they hadn't had a bathroom? What would happen in a case of emergency? Read the experience of Dale with this problematic issue. Ver 1.2
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
They Deserve To Die by OrneryTexan reviews
The thoughts of Stitch's inner lust for pure destruction. Dark and violent.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Un Mundo Más Feliz by beamknight87 reviews
Después del Doceavo Ángel, Shinji se encuentra a sí mismo en un mundo donde todos están actuando extraño. Asuka lo ama, le importa a su padre, PenPen se alimenta a sí mismo. ¿Fuera de personaje? Pueden apostarlo... Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
The way of the ninja by Yunkel reviews
Con la esperanza de que Booker y Sheldon no hagan cambios a los cuentos de Orson, éste les cuenta una historia sobre ninjas pero aun asi los 2 hermanos hacen de las suyas.
Garfield - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
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Angel reviews
who ever cared about what they think?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
This is the end reviews
Check the Genre, it says all you must know about this story, in the end of man kind.
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Fricti9n9 reviews
One of the friction series.this one is about the war betwen Humans and animals, with bronze.
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007
Coraje conoce a Billy escopeta Jonson reviews
el titulo lo dice todo, clasificado t por algunos escopetazos, borracheras y discursos presidenciales incoherentes.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007
Who meets who? reviews
They are famous, They are loved, they are, well maybe a little too much, Spongebob meet the Beatles and theirs yellow submarine.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2007
Nowhere man reviews
The world is at your command.
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
The eye she took away reviews
When I said that sandy caught my eye in my profile is not a joke.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Heather's heady heaven reviews
Yes, I like Her so much! Never write after drinking five glasses of scotch.
Over the Hedge - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
A hard day's nigth reviews
How can you make a fic of a cartoon you don't remember?It's easy, All you need is scotch, my god there are two of them now!
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007
The snowing path reviews
Another love history about sandy and bob, ugh! I don't know very well what I'm doing, so be honest, please!R&R
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete