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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, Discworld, and Left 4 Dead.

Me, Myself and I


My name's Ruth, but you can call me weird and delusional. Or Vampy. Or Ayu. Whatever.

I'm eighteen years old, English and in my first year of art school, which doesn't leave me a hell of a lot of time for fandom, and I'm more likely to spendmy fandom time drawing or RPing, but hey, I can always try. I like...things. Lots of things. All the things.

Things like...

The Dresden Files, Good Omens, Discworld, Sandman, X-Men, Iron Man, Young Avengers, Runaways, Harry Potter, Vampire Game, Full Metal Alchemist, Eyeshield 21, NANA, D.Gray-man, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Blood, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Axis Powers Hetalia, Realm of the Elderlings...I'd go on, but I'm getting bored.

There are a lot of things I'd rather not read, like RPS, Mpreg, incest (especially twincest, excluding HikaruxKaoru) and so on, but if you like them, go ahead. I won't be writing them, but if they're very well done, I may still fave them. Because a good writer can make anything good. I know someone on LiveJournal who made RemusxHermionexSnape sexy. It's all about how you write.

However, there are a couple of things I absolutely CANNOT STAND.

-Character bashing



Fanfic is a way of self-expression and enjoying yourself. How about a little deal? I won't flame your pairings, you don't flame mine, ok? (which isn't to say I would anyway, but still...)

I'm NOT a grammar nazi, but there is a lot more chance I will go on reading your story if it isn't so much work to understand what you mean by "i luv your stile ichigo saiz 2 ruki w/ a smile it r well goffik" or "deth wake up n sai 2 dreme "i think im gai"', which to me sounds like it was written by a dyslexic monkey...



And just so you know, I am not only extremely insecure about the quality of my fics, but I am also neurotic that you're only giving me nice reviews because you're lovely people, not because my story's actually any good. So, CONCRIT IS MY FRIEND! -:huggles concrit:- And by concrit I mean serious 'I liked this, this made me laugh, but I think your characterisation of X is rubbish because this," not "OMG WTF U R TEH SUXXORZ GET OFF OF MY INTERWEBZ!11!!"

Stalking Me Around The Interwebz

DeviantART = BobbleBrain

LiveJournal = yarukage

Tumblr = thedreadvampy

Gaia = SaracenHeart

A bunch of RP forums = Ayu


Regarding Moon And Stars

My apologies to everyone who enjoyed my Puppyfic Moon And Stars, but it's highly unlikely it's ever going to be updated. The way I wrote back then and the amount of pathetic plot-points and poor characterisations in the fic make it really difficult for me to even read it, let alone work on it, without losing up to half of my fragile self-esteem. Thanks to everyone who commented, faved and subscribed to it over the time it was running, and I'm so glad you enjoyed my work!

Let's Talk About Some Fics I Actually Like, Ok?

Harry Potter

Die Letzte Tag: (SiriusxRemusxTonks) As I said in the A/N, this was titled on a Tokio Hotel high. So, I think of it as really being The Last Battle, but, you know, that title's kinda taken (Damn you, CS Lewis, stealing titles for crappy fanfic sixty years before I write it! Damn yoooou!). Title aside, I do like this one. I think it's the only time I've written a decent TonksxLupin, and that's a shame because I do like that pairing. I've started a few, a couple of AUs and oneshots, but none of them got far. I can't even draw them. Dunno why. Tonks is like my favourite character ever.

The Morning After The Years Before: (RemusxSirius) First fic I ever wrote for a community and I got several really great comments on it :) This one was fueled on a mixture of supernatural TV shows and Neil Gaiman short stories. Manna for the creative mind, I tells yer! Manna! Plus I always wonder about their reunion. That one was going to end with Sirius actually turning up, but I liked that ending a lot. It's open and I don't have to write dialogue! -:is lazy:-

Under The Shadow Of The Dog Star: (RemusxSirius)I do enjoy thinking about how Remus would feel after Sirius died. It's such a rich emotional vein. For the post-Hogwarts team on the RemusxSirius Games, I had the prompt 'we are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are staring at the stars'. And, well, with the challenge deadline fast approaching and no ideas, I started with the idea of 'staring at the stars', crossed it with Sirius and got the Dog Star. And it practically wrote itself once I had the title, it really did. I think it's one of my best :3


Love Is...: (InouexIshida) Sometimes I just get ideas growing in the back of my head. This wasn't going to be IshiHime to start with, but then I realised just how Orihime it was getting, so I took it from there. I think it's pretty cute (though I do say so myself), even if it's dead short.


Cutting Away The Pain: (Death) LAAAAWL. DAMN YOU LIVEJOURNAL! DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME DO THIS! Albert voice a bit weak, but I like the OC from the first half XD. I may use our friend Bobby Sniles as a cameo elsewhere, but I don't think he'll work half as well.

Unfortunately Illogical: OCs are my crack. I have a head full of them. Some of them manifest through RP and short stories, but most of them just hang out in there, trashing the furniture. The idea for Erich came about, I think, when I was talking to my sister about her Discworld RP (I wish I could find a Discworld RP) and her uber-powerful wizard Thomas (if he isn't familiar yet, he soon will be). So this story is thanks to her, not just for giving me the idea, but also for lending me her OC to butcher. I've never put an entirely OC-driven fic up here before, so I'm constantly nervous about its reception and the potential for sueishness x.x

Coming Soon To An ff.net Near You

Well, there's a bunch of stories hanging around on my hard drive and in my head haven't been finished or are still waiting to be written.

As far as Harry Potter goes, I'm working on a songfic based on the song The First Five Times, because that song is so exquisitely SiriusxRemus it hurts. And there's a few paragraphs waiting to be continued about Remus seeing Sirius for the first time after Azkaban. Also I've got a couple of finished fics that just need a bit of tweaking, but I'm procrastinating forever; one about Regulus and Sirius and one very short oneshot about a letter set after OoTP. Aside from RxS (!) I've got a PansyxHermione in the works.

Discworld calls for crossovers, and I'm tapping into that at the moment; The Dresden Files and Hellblazer are both possibilities, as is The Once and Future King /nerd. I'm also looking at doing some Drumknott-centric stuff and maybe a bit of Vimes.

I'm thinking about some RodneyxRadek fic, and on the note of a-bit-more-than-friends, I have a couple of ideas for Good Omens fics (AC, of course, and maybe some PepperxAdam future!fic). And since I'm so active in Hetalia terms, it's probably only a matter of time before I get ficcing there too.

I've got some D.Gray-Man and Monster stuff hanging around in My Documents, too, and sometime I might come back to my Mulan yuri fic. But those are long-term projects, so they probably won't even see editing until next eternity.

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To the Wind by AdventWing reviews
Rukia's decided that since she lives in Ichigo's closet, it's okay to spend a week in a house with him. Alone. Or as alone as they can be with an AI Butler, Mad Scientist/Home Ec teacher and their crazy friends and family. IchiRuki Pre-SS Arc AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,424 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Stand Your Ground by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
It doesn't matter what the 42nd Hunger Games bring. Twins, politicians, Careers and criminals; anger and fear and maybe, just maybe, the spark of rebellion... it doesn't matter. The cameras will keep rolling; the Games must go on.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Other tributes
The Army Field Guide To by Hugger-Of-Trees reviews
A collection of drabbles related to the lighter and more fumble-y side of army life. Femslash warning: Polly/Mal containing an explosion of humorous innuendo with associated non-explicit adult themes .
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Polly P. - Complete
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
The Brave and the Bold and the Slightly Illegal by Gogol reviews
Being the swashbuckling story of the JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANKH-MORPORK, an insidious band of vigilantes whose evil might be thwarted only through the efforts of mild-mannered journalist SAM VIMES JR., his father's ghost, & eighteen dead, goldfishy sidekicks!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008
The Drinking Game: Espada Style by Teslyn reviews
Gin fondly remembers the drinking game back in Seireitei; he forces his new comrades to play. Cue the Ultimate Feeling of Utter Doom, Grimmjow thinks.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
NearLuna Experiences by InsanityInside reviews
Another crossoverish thingy. A series of loosely connected oneshots about Luna and Death. Includes 'Don't Cry'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Luna L., Death
Look Away by Blissful-Web reviews
GinxRangiku If you don't want to see, then simply look away.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by The Demon's Song reviews
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? RanxGin, one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Death comes to everyone by InsanityInside reviews
... what happens when he comes to the HP characters? HPDiscworld crossover, kind of...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Death
Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf by Hope4faith reviews
Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf or how Sirius and Remus ended up having sex in the storage roomNO detailed sex....just implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How to annoy Itachi by kishigo 4eva reviews
just 38 little ways to annoy Itachi, enjoy! follow instructions carefully lol
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Beetle Eyes by The Seaberry reviews
A conversation arises between a professor and a student. Severus Snape thought he knew everything about the students of Hogwarts, but is proven wrong when he first meets one Luna Lovegood. Oneshot, just a random idea!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Chocolate Frog Card by snowleaf reviews
“One day, Albus, we’ll be on these cards.” He flapped the cards in his hand as fire ignited in his eyes. “Among the most famous of witches and wizards, we’ll be there.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Loneliness by Jazyrha reviews
There was no explanation. There was no love. There was only the boy in control.There was only the boy who begged him silently to loose it. And there was the loneliness, that brought them to this. [Kyouya x Kaoru. Review please! First KyouKao! Sucky Title.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Two Seconds by neverbe reviews
RemusTonks. A snippet from the Battle of Hogwarts. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
To Love a Duck by MaskedShipper reviews
James tries, once again, to gain Lily's heart. Does his poetry work? [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cruz de Cuatro by Animegoil reviews
Kanda is the kind of person who doesn't know what to do with something like affection. Tonight, it is Allen and Lenalee that have the job of guiding Kanda's rare display of camaraderie toward Lavi. LARK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2007 - [Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee, Allen Walker, Lavi] - Complete
Stuck! Chapter One by FurryNemesis reviews
On patrol one evening, Ron and Hermione check the Room of Requirement, which maliciously malfunctions. Ron is clueless, and Hermione is pushed too far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Mother of All Pranks by draco-is-the-punk reviews
James Potter has made the mother of all pranks. Sirius and Remus must pretend to be in love for one week, and if anybody guesses its a fake, they both get cursed by a potion James gave them. Cursed with a six month long disfigurement. SBxRL eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
A Hundred White Feathers by Hopeakaarme reviews
My fanfic100 challenge response. The lives and existences of Aziraphale and those close to him from before the Beginning to modern times. SLASH MichaelLucifer, RaphaelGabriel, and Michael Uriel, future SLASH CrowleyAziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,789 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005
Bleaching Hogwarts by Tacky76 reviews
A collection of shorts on what happens when you try to clean up Hogwarts with Bleach. Just fun stuff. Pairings so far [HyorinBetty, YumiPaint, ZangShira, YachiFoy]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006
Snowballs in Sereitei by jwg676 reviews
The shinigami have a little bit of winter fun :
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Animorphs Alternate Beginnings! by FlowerOfMidnight reviews
Have you ever noticed how the beginnings of the Animorphs books are just the same thing recycled? Well, I've designed them some...ahem...alternate beginnings...Heh.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2004
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Watching From Beyond reviews
Death is but the next great adventure, and in the land past it there's plenty of time to watch over those left behind. And by 'watch over' we mean 'indulge in witty commentary'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Fabian P., Gideon P.
Startled reviews
Why do witches cry? An alternative POV on the L4D world.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Witch - Complete
Unfortunately Illogical reviews
In a narrative world, logic is a dangerous thing. Sadly for the Disc, logic incarnate has just joined the Watch. With a full cast of Watchmen, imps, Things, an insanely powerful wizard and a very confused foreigner, the world is in trouble. OC centric.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009
Cutting Away The Pain reviews
A short and silly oneshot. Death meets a soul-briefly, as always-who informs him of yet another inexplicable facet of human existance.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Under the Shadow of the Dog Star reviews
On the night of Sirius' death, Remus drinks away the pain and remembers what they've shared. Written for rsgames round 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Moon And Stars reviews
A long story charting the ups and downs of a Hogwarts love affair. RLxSB, rated M for language and slight smut. NOW ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Love is reviews
IshiHime not-quite-drabble 364 words written on the spur of the moment. Both characters' thoughts on love. ConCrit welcomed.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
The Morning After The Years Before reviews
The night after full moon always makes Remus remember... Set a few months pre-Prisoner of Azkaban, with muchly flashing back to Marauders-era, SBxRL, some mild swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Die Letzte Tag reviews
As Remus faces death in the final battle, he remembers what brought him this far. DH SPOILERS, TonksxLupinxSirius OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete