Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Hey, Ancient Fox here
Read on, stranger, but take heed,
Of what awaits, the sin of greed
For those who take, but do not earn
Must pay most dearly in their turn.
So, if you seek to steal my story
God will be the least of your worry's.
Theif, beware, you have been warned,
There's nothing like an old fox scorned.
I got this from Moony's Metamorphmagus, you gotta' ask her permission
Hi, I'm Ancient Fox, you're average 16 year old smart-ass. I have a collage level reading and comprehensive skills, and an outrageous sense of humor and sarcasm. Deadly combination.
Least Fav. Pairings
NaruSasu (I agree with Dirty Reid, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!)
NaruAnyGuy ( I don't care if Naruto or whoever is made into a women, it's still just plain wrong!)
Okayyyyyy, so i revamed on old fic i had in the basement of my brain, its called : Elements of Wizardry
I get TONS of plot bunnies, but no actual stories. Here the the little fuckers:
Naruto/Ninja Assassin: Naruto isnt a loud mouth who wears that special shade of 'OH KAMI PLEASE KILL ME' orange, and is a self-taught weapons master. He still has the same basic personality, but goes into 'dont fuck with me' mode when hes on a mission. He has the same skills as whashisname from the movie 'Ninja Assassin' but this isnt a crossover, and Naruto can still do justu. and the preferred weapon is still the sick-ass kama and chain that he used in the movie. If you havent see Ninja Assassin, i would highly suggest it. It has some of the best ninja battles EVER!!! Kakashi can either be a good or a bad teacher, but i would REALLY prefer good teacher. Pairing is Naruto/TenTen. PM me if you wanna have a go at it. Oh, and no 'SUPER AWESOME ABLE TO MAKE GIRLS ORGASMATE WITH A LOOK' Naruto, he wont be an ultimate master at the age of 12, hes still training, so he's still able to get his ass kicked every now and then.
Naruto/Assassins Creed. This is not a 'Altair/Ezio finds a crying Naruto and teac'--NO!!! BAD BAD BAD! Horrible plot line. Now, in this story, either Hiruzen pulls a few favors and sends Naruto to a non-ninja monastery, so he can be safe and learn the ways of true and simple assassination before returning to learn ninjitsu. The other option is that Naurto finds a summoning contract in the forbidden scroll that can summon the assassins, and he asks that they teach him. Now, if he were to,say, summon La Volpe (Assassins Creed II) He would teach him how to free run like he does, and how to steel, and how to properly wield a dagger. He could summon Altair (Assassins Creed I) to teach him how to use (and make) a hidden blade. He could summon Ezio to teach him how to make a poison blade, or the primitive gun (in that universe, they are just developing that technology in Snow), or how to disarm different oponents. Naruto will dress a LITTLE like ezio, but it will still be ninja-ish. Basically any one from any of the assassins creed games, including Mualim, who could teach him tactics, and manipulation. But no Dezmond, it just wont fit, so dont do it.
Thats it for now so if you would like to use these for a story, or at least elements of them (like the the assassins summoning, you know you want it) PLEASE contact me!
Have a nice day
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