Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Scrubs.
Well...what to say...what to say. I love all things Harry Potter. I've written a few other stories that I haven't posted...mainly because they're either not finished or not good. I love to read and write. I am an absolute Slytherin fanatic. I love the House of Slytherin and everyone in it. (with a few exceptions.) I mainly tend to read slash stories, but have been known to read other types. My favorite characters are...
Draco Malfoy--He's a sexy, sexy beast that is completely on the side of the light. I would kidnap him if I could, I love him. lol
Severus Snape--Dark, mysterious, brooding, and amazingly hot. Need I say more?
Lucius Malfoy--What else is there to say? He's Lucius Malfoy! He's gorgous and rich with a side of a aristocratic attitude and compeling prescence. Also, he was a spy along with Severus.
Sirius Black--He's not dead!! Deal with it!! Sirius is very much alive, he just had some order business that had to be done in the otherworld to gather a ghost army, but he was back within a week. Get over it!!
Remus Lupin--A yummy werewolf that can teach me anytime. ;) (oh, and he's not greying, he's too young for that!)
Harry Potter-- He's the main character, it's a given.
Dobby--I don't really know why, but I love him. He makes me smile.
Blaise Zabini--He's just an awesome Slytherin. And he's a GUY! not a girl
Neville Longbottom--He's a really cute character when he's not stuttering and acting incompetant.
Seamus--I love his Irish accent.
The Twins--They're just funny and make me laugh.
Luna Lovegood--She's so random. It's fantastic!!
People I sometimes Like
Hermione Granger--Sometimes she's a know-it-all bitch, but other times she's a good friend. It just depends on the story.
Ron Weasley--Same as Hermione, sometimes he's a prejudicde bastard, but sometimes he's a loyal buddy.
Percy Weasley--I like him when he's helping to infiltrate the Ministry, but most of the time he needs to pull the stick out of his butt.
Molly and Arthur Weasley--They can tend to be overbearing at times, but are usually good for Harry.
Ginny Weasley--She's normally a stalker slut, but I've read stories where she's a good friend and helps out a lot.
Billy and Charlie--I like them most of the time but I hate stories that have them hooking up with Harry.
People I Don't Like
Fudge--He needs to go jump off a cliff and kill himself. He's a fool.
Umbridge--Don't even get me started. Hahmm Grrrr...
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter
Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy
Severus Snape and Sirius Black
Severus Snape and Remus Lupin
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin
Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley--a classic but sometimes over done
Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger
Blaise Zabini and Seamus
Oddly enough--I've been reading a lot of Sirius and Harry stuff lately. It's actually a surprisingly good pairing.
I've had a LMxSSxRLxSBxHP story plot bouncing around in my head that I want to write...it shocked me when it came to me. It's such a WEIRD pairing...and so long too. Maybe eventually I'll get enough time to work on it.
Pairings I Don't Like
Draco Malfoy and anyone but Harry
Harry Potter and anyone but Draco--with the exception of the occastional Harry Potter and Severus Snape (changing slightly, but HPxDM are still my favorite male pairing.)
Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy--Ew!
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy--Nasty!
Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood--How weird is that thought?
Killed by drapery.
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt -
REMUS LUPIN IS NOT DEAD! AND THE TWINS WERE NOT INJURED!! If you agree post this in your profile.
DUMBLEDORE LIVES...AND SO DOES DOBBY!!
IF YOU THINK J.K. ROWLING NEEDS TO STOP KILLING OFF CHARACTERS POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!
On the Harry Potter books by J. K. Rowling: "I went off and read the books after the audition and I read all four books in one sitting - you know - didn't wash, didn't eat, drove around with them on the steering wheel like a lunatic. I suddenly understood why my friends, who I'd thought where slightly backward, had been so addicted to these children's books. They're like crack."
~Jason Isaacs, Lucius Malfoy (I LOVED this quote. Made me laugh very hard.)
You're unique...Just like everyone else.
The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.
I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
Inside every old person there's a young one-wondering what the hell happened.
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones.
"Luck is my middle name," Rincewind indisctincly. "Mind you my first name is Bad."
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.
I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion, than of 100 lions led by a sheep.
“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
'Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.'
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
I'm not prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Once I had a handle on life; then it broke.
“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
“Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself.”
Dark as night
I left my concience pressed through the keyhole as I watched you dress.
Addiction is such a nasty word, why don't we call it . . . taking a fancy to!
Just once, i want to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien... -- Rodney Mckay
"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die, the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather."
"Good night, America. I'll see you in your dreams. I'll be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife."--Stephen Colbert
"If you had a chance right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler wouldn't you do it?...I mean I personally wouldn't stop him cause I think he was awesome, but you would right?"
You'll never see the stars if you're always looking down.
Love is a ring and a ring has no end. O
I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.-- George Carlin
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.-- Elayne Boosler
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.-- Jack Handy
“Wizards have had their buttocks blown off because they kept their wands in their back pockets.” “Name them. No one comes to mind? Shows how much you know, huh?” “Shut up.”-- Sorry... I don't know where this quote came from...
They say that when you die your life flashes before your eyes...So make it woth watching.
'You ever want something that you know you shouldn't have, But the more you know you shouldn't have it, the more you want it...'
Death is gonna be easy coz life is hard.
“My heart’s broken Doctor, in more ways than you think.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
"I would fuck that cup of coffee if I didn't think it would stain my cock some nasty brown color." : Brandon Boyd
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
And if you look closely to your left, you can see my sanity zooming away. Wave goodbye!
Love makes the world go round... But then again so does a blow to the head.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs and germs are hated, so kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated!
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Me breaking the rules? No. I just test their elasticity.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
The road to success is always under construction.
I'm looking forward to regretting this.
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."
Can I get your picture? I collect natural disasters.
"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."
I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten .
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
The loneliest place I have ever been was not when I was alone...it was in a room full of people that never even cared.
The loneliest place I have ever been was not when I was alone...it was in a room where I was in love with someone who was not in love with me.
You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did. --Marilyn Peterson
It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.
Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. --Lamartine
“If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.” -Bill Lyon
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.” -Mark Twain
There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. --Harry Crews
"If you expect the unexpected does that make the unexpected expcted."
"Shit happens. You just have to watch where you step."
"Never Meddle in the Affairs of Fangirls, for you are cute and go well with other men."
Something we can know for sure: All mushrooms are edible. Some of them just don't make you feel so good.
“Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Ruler #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.” – Anonymous
I'm like time... I can't be stoped.
Curiosity killed the cat; satisfaction brought him back.
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. -- Mark Twain--
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. -- Arab proverb
A true friend, is one that will take a bullet for you in the war. -- Italian proverb
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
“I’m kicking some Russian ass!” ~Mr. Biggs
“War is an organized bore.” ~B.J. from MASH quoting some author
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