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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
I LOVE SASUKE!
I'd like to give credit to my awesome BETA mimicv18! He's awesome!
Story Stats: (Order of which I'm working on)
A Different Reality: 0 Percent ~ Revision Chapter 4: 70 Percent ()
Death Brings New Life: 10 Percent (ON HOLD)
Ghost Guardian: 25 Percent (1st)
Secret Project: ? Percent ()
Things I like:People who review, sending e-mails to my fabulous editor, reviews, writing, daydreaming, reviews, modesty, and money (who doesn't?).
Things I dislike: Arrogance, Bickering, Homework, Popular Girls (As in the stereotype behavior), People who believe humans cause global warming, FDA, FTC, Democrats, the medical industry, yuri.
Things I enjoy:Reading reviews, Playing video games(DDR, Zelda, Naruto Ultimate Ninja, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Guitar Hero II), and reading manga (duh)
Personality: Smart, Shy (I really open up when I get to know someone), Nice (Trust me I'm too nice for my own good XD), Dedicated, Logical, Friendly, Naive, ummm... well my friends tell me I'm Modest but I don't think I am...
Description: Natural Blond (Dirty blond) (I hate fakes ~ ), blue-eyed, and slim (Enough said, won't find me anyway, to many fit that description Muhahaha!)
Gender: I'm Female (No brainer there)
Extra: I play Oboe!
Favorite Manga:Rurouni Kenshin (all the way), Busou Renkin (nothing but awesome), Naruto, Fruits Basket (KYO!).
Favorite Anime: FMA, Black Cat, Rurouni Kenshin, Haruhi Suzumiya, and Fruits Basket.
Favorite Non-Anime:SUPERNATURAL (I LOVE DEAN!)
Favorite Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Eragon, and Eldest.
Favorite Naruto Characters:
My most Unfavorite Naruto Characters:
(before time skip)
Favorite Naruto Pairings (In Order of Most to Least)
1. Naruto x Sasuke (1.SasuNaru 2.NaruSasu)
2. Naruto x Ino
3. Naruto x Sakura
4. Naruto x OC (A well written OC)
Least Favorite Naruto Pairings (In Order of Least Favorite; #1 Is Least Favorite Pairing)
1. Naruto x Older Female (Anko, Kurenai...TSUNADE!!...)
2. Naruto x Harem (Unless written in a way that shows TRUE feelings and is well detailed for each relationship. I rarely find such that meet these requirements.)
3. Naruto x Hinata (Cliche)
My Fanfic Dislikes
(No particular order)
1. A LOT of OCs
2. Too OOC characters
3. Terrible reactions (Ex. "He's your father, Naruto." Naruto blinks at the Yondaime. "You want to get some ramen?") O.O
4. Horrific grammer, spelling and lack of descriptions.
5. Bad written Summary or title (It makes people not want to click your story if you have terrible grammer and spelling in your title or summary. Make sure to capitalize where needed as well.)
6. Blocks of text (Space your lines in your story appropriately!)
7. Terrible romance (Usually this happens when an author takes it too fast)
8. Cliche (Not different enough from all the other stories on )
9. All talk no description
10. All description no talk (Please don't bore me with walls of detail! Acceptable in some circumstances, but don't do it everywhere!)
11. MPreg. (NO NO NO NO NO!)
My Naruto Fanfic Gods of Writing
lord of the land of fire
Favorite lines from other Fanfic's:
WARNING: SOME LINES ARE FROM M-RATED FICS!
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again
Jiraiya got everyone’s attention, “So, Arashi, you going to be Hokage again? Now that Sarutobi is gone, this village will need it more than ever.”
Arashi frowned, “For this village? After what happened to my son throughout his life, I wouldn’t lead a rock.”
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan
Haruno Sakura versus Yamanaka Ino.
“That was pathetic.” Naruto muttered, “Those two spent more time screeching at each other than a pair of cats in heat.”
Naruto: Rebirth by Akuma-Kyuubi
“I hope you know how to fly, because it won’t be the fall that kills yah. It’s the sudden stop at the bottom!”
Blind by Tazaki4
What does it mean? My life goal is to be Hokage, it should be the thing that will make me happy, shouldn’t it be?
Kid, I know what you mean. One time I went around killing people, thinking it would make me happy if I killed enough.
Nope. Then I got a mate and we both went around killing people. Then I was happy.
You...are a sick bastard
The Podium by darkalbino
~Sasuke~ "If I tell you to jump, you ask how high. If I tell you to shoot, you ask where to aim. If I tell you to speak, you ask for how long. If I tell you to fuck, you ask how deep."
Another officer blinked twice, "But sir...why would you-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP! What did I tell you about questioning me?! My orders do not have to be reasonable, you follow them anyway like the little bitches you all are! I could fucking tell you to vomit, you better ask me what color!"
Sasuke grit his teeth, "You..."
Naruto blinked and frowned, "Naruto...and you are...?"
Sasuke shook him violently, "You made a fucking fool out of me!"
Naruto smiled, "Emphasis on fucking!" he joked.
The blonde shrank back, "You know, cuz' you were...fucking...my mouth...aha...to soon?"
Beastly Callings by darkalbino
~Naruto~ "Why the hell are you watching, " he glanced at the TV, then back at Sasuke, "Dora the Explorer?"
"Well I was watching...um...what was that show?" he looked and down and snapped his fingers a few times before pointing at Naruto, "Blue's Clues, that's what it was, Blue's Clues. And I gotta tell you, I thought you were stupid, but that guy, Steve, Jesus Christ. He kept asking me where the goddamn clues were, and they were right behind him every time. And now this girl here, she can't find shit without my help. And she has a fucking map...and it talks."
Naruto rolled his eyes and snatched the remote off the couch, "You don't get out much do you?" he turned off the television.
"Hey! Oswald was coming on!"
"It looked like a show about talking animals, they probably need help finding obvious shit too."
Favorite lines from Supernatural (Only a few because there is simply too many)
Dean: (to Scarecrow) Dude. You Fugly.
Dean: God saves us from half the people that think they're doing God's work.
Jerry Panowski: Dean and your dad really helped me out.
Sam: Yeah, he told me it was a poltergeist.
Person walking by: Poltergeist, man I love that movie.
Jerry Panowski: Hey, nobody's talking to you, keep walking.
Lynda Bloom: Well, let me just say that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color or...
(Looks at Sam and Dean)
Lynda Bloom: sexual orientation
Dean: Hmmm, right. (To Sam) I'm going to talk to Larry. Okay, honey? (slaps him on the ass)
Sam: (Gives Dean the WTF! look)
(CC101: This is funny due to the fact they're brothers LOL)
Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?
Dean: I'm just saying these outfits cost hard-earned money.
Dean: Ours. Credit card fraud is hard work.
Dean: Now why don't you go and give that girl a private strip o gram
Sam: Bite me.
Dean: No bite her. Don't leave teeth marks though, just enough to...Sam?
1. Sasuke (Naruto)
2. Train Heartnet (Black Cat)
3. Itachi (Naruto)
4. Himura Kenshin at age 15 (Rurouni Kenshin)
5. Kyo (Fruits Basket)
Something You Must Read:
Do you love the Yondiame (Fourth)?
Then You Must Read Naruto Tensei by nekoni and YG (Yondaime Gaiden) by kunoichi-san on DeviantART, Because Their Awesome!
Paste in Profile um...stuff
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass of.
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(CC101:Yeah I read that easy as pie and I was so astounded I read it five more times to make sure I could. Cool huh?)
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1/31/08 Wow, it's been awhile, and I'm really sorry about that. I had midterms, sisters who hogged the computer, I got sick for week, and then I missed a week of school and got backed up with work...yeah, basically life. I'm working on Ghost Guardian, although I had writers block for a short while, but hang tight!
2/3/08 I've been working on GG chapter 6 and I must say, it will be the longest chapter yet. So be patient, and you'll be rewarded!
2/4/08 I have bad news to deliver, apparently my new chapter is crap. Craptastic! My BETA pointed out it was bad and to redo it, and I knew that it was bad. I tried writing it while sick and during a writers block. Obviously not a smart idea. I have an idea on what I'll do with the fresh chapter, so please be patient. I'm trying to make a good chapter!
2/5/08 Me and my BETA are working out the problems with the old chapter so I don't incorporate them in the new one. Hang in there!
2/12/08 Been working on the new chapter, don't know how this one will turn out. Who knows, I might have to redo it again. (shrugs) I'm trying to make this a good chapter, but meh, it's not easy. Trust me, I'm pretty darn good for someone my age, but it's not easy to make my writing up to par with everything I've already written.
3/8/08 Wow it's been that long? ... Where did my life go? Anyway I finished Chapter 6 of GG, so now I'm hoping I don't have to redo it again XD My BETA has it now, so hang tight!
3/11/08 Chapter 6 of GG is up!
4/3/08 Revising Work...
5/25/08 ACK! It's been that long? (whistles) You people will just have to hang tight until school ends. The end is in sight! Just remember...I have a life to.
6/17/08 School is over now, so I'm trying to write GG Chapter 7. It's getting there, but I noticed fight scenes are not my forte. XP I struggle writing such things, but I'll make sure to do the best of my ability
11/15/08 Uh...I've been lost of the road of life and I plan on updating?
2/11/09 Um...yeah... I know I'm guillty XD
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