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Joined 04-03-07, id: 1252104, Profile Updated: 06-30-11
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Give it up for my Beta Kokoa! Without her my stories would be totally lame and suck-ish! I love you so much, and thank you so much for all the time you put into my stories!

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Brothers Can't Be Trusted by Kiwi Ninamori reviews
Itachi decides to entertain himself by winning over the heart of some poor sap. But what happens when that person happens to be Sasuke's own best friend and crush? Will Sasuke be able to keep Naruto out of his brother's clutches? ItaNaru ,mainly SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 205,276 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Entangled in Eachother by CityKyu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are the new kids in school, look what happens when hormones take over. SasuNaru LEMON highschool fic COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Child no Jutsu by Selkit-Guardian reviews
A jutsu goes wrong and Naruto is turned into a small child with no memory of his teammates. Sasuke is assigned to care for him... Protective!Sasuke and Child!Naruto Eventual Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Results of a concert by Belle A Lestrange reviews
Tom gets hard during a concert from watching Bill. He storms off afterwards and Bill follows, not knowing what he's getting himself in to. Want to find out what happens? Well go ahead and read : WARNING: TWINCEST! TOKIO HOTEL! R&R!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Ward F by ToxicalityIssue reviews
Bill is an 18-year-old high school senior with an obsession for the criminally insane. While visiting the local mental institution for a subject to write his research paper on, he is assigned Tom Kaulitz. Is Tom the perfect subject or a nightmare
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Small and Uncomfortable Spaces by TheEvilPeaches reviews
Put on a Cclass mission, Team 7 is sent to go play housemaid for an old woman. What exactly happens when Naruto and Sasuke lock themselves into an extremely small closet? Many things. Sasunaru. Chp6 LEMON REDONE- more explicit. yaoi. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,521 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wanting Something You Can't Have by Temporarily in Hiding reviews
Sasori and Deidara are finally a couple, but who is jealous of the happy pair? Uchiha Itachi. Will Itachi put Deidara's happiness first or will he do the more selfish thing? Imagine what's going through Deidara's mind; he thought Itachi HATED him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trouble Going by XKat-ChanX reviews
In the past six years there's not a day when there's no trouble. After witnessing a murder, Akatsuki is after Naruto. Will his life take a drastic change when he gets into a new school and meets Sasuke? a little OOC, AU, SasuNaru, a bit of Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,868 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Differences by Candlelight by Circius reviews
Deidara finds Itachi wrapping a wound, and thinks about his relationship with the Uchiha...seduction occurs. Itachi resists. Deidara gets mad. ItaDei with a hint of DeiIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
damn uchiha by LQNEGURL reviews
Sasori had gone on a mission with kisame this morning leaving the blonde to train with itachi, let's see what happens, sha'll we. itadei, first time of writing actual yaoi fic, you don't like it - - keep it to yourself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Forgotten Children by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's lover is suddenly killed and he is being blamed. A red headed detective comes to save him though and prove he is innocent. But is he really all that innocent? Full summery inside. SasoriXDei NarutoXGaara YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,040 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Naughtyness by doodlelover reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Al Dente by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feverish by darkalbino reviews
We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I know how much he needs me and i need him by JustAnotherAnybody reviews
Finally the truth is shared, the night before Sasuke must leave the leaf. but one night can change things forever. boyXboy one shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maybe next time by Aka the Red reviews
Deidara is sleeping when all of the sudden...Read to find out ONESHOT! Uber short sorry, only reviews will make me write more
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Training Gone Wrong by Hosh reviews
NWS. Sasuke doesn't know why Orochimaru stuck him in a room full of snakes, but when the snakes start... taking advantage of him, Sasuke can't get them to stop. Yaoi. SnakesSasu. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Fatalist by Nakamura reviews
Run for your life. He comes. He kills. What is he after? R&R ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Belong to Me by thecollectiveunconscious reviews
Naruto suffers, but Sasuke will never let him go, because Naruto belongs to him, and only him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unlawful Temptation by EvoIIICE9A reviews
A mysterious letter leaves Itachi wondering what he should do, acting upon it leads him to the world of underground street racing. [ItaxDei, ItaDei] [Warnings: AU, Yaoi, Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Permit For Learners by Ma Chat reviews
In which Sasuke is a prestigious race car driver, and Naruto is the newest member of his pit crew. The real question: Just how many positions will that car allow?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Escort For a Week by DaysGoBy reviews
When big shot Uchiha gets bored, he calls an escort company... not realizing he was getting a male. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,004 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scars by Mernha reviews
He peered at his skin closely, eyeing the whispers of cuts long healed, with only their footprints left, crisscrossing the skin of his bare arm. SasuNaruSasu Cutter!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Untitled by Nixevin reviews
First fanfic. RoyEd oneshot. Roy's actions in the library one afternoon leave Ed confused and frightened. Frightened enough to make him ask for more. YAOI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sasuke's Little Slip by If You Know What I Mean reviews
Sasuke ends up saying something... unintended during sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take away my loneliness? SasuNaru : Yaoi Oneshot by Soul The Second reviews
Naruto feels alone, and one day when he's looking at the setting sun, and wakes up in Sasuke's home.It isn't long before Sasuke asks if they are friends... Will Naruto's loneliness finally end?...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teach Me by Hiki-chan reviews
[Oneshot: SasuNaruSasu] So, getting stuck with teaching Sakura and the dobe to swim huh? Not so easy if Sakura is always trying to cling on to you with fake tears while I’m trying to keep my hands off the dobe. [Warning: Light lime!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mustang's Desk by cassana-do reviews
You're a sick bastard, you know that, right' PWP i'm practicing my sex scenes! .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The tree by Alliecard reviews
Roy has done something unspeakable to Edward. Somethings that are used to love just shouldn't happen. But why would Roy do that to him. And why is Ed up a tree?[EdxRoy, Lemons]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Bet by darkalbino reviews
Naruto makes Kiba a bet...and I don't think Sasuke likes it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A Thousand Tears by Maelstrom-Pulse reviews
When we fought at The Vally of the End,my heart was breaking. Every time you hit me it cracked more.Then when our final blows hit.It snapped.It shattered right then... SasuNaru. Co-written by Punkrockfrog
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dealing with Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,074 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Internet Chat gone Awry by Atropa13 reviews
Not your everyday internet chat... NarutoSasuke, Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tender Loving Care by Dark Days reviews
Sasuke knew he was never one to have love. [SasuNaru, drabble, DarkFic, contains nongraphic rape.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I Am by Sardonic Grin reviews
IchigoxRenji. Renji would sooner admit he preferred the company of men than admit he didn’t understand the living world. Ichigo knew this fact he relished it and used it to feel superior to his once rival. However, he didn’t know Renji preferred his compa
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Choose Me by bevino reviews
Uchiha Sasuke had known since he was a very small child that you should never let a demon come inside your house after the night had come. But then it came. [NaruSasu, Yaoi, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dotless Dice by VanityWantsYou reviews
All Naruto wanted was to get something to eat, but he ended up in a pleasure house instead. SasuNaru and NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Love Story Tokio Hotel reviews
Bill and Tom were separated at birth due to their parents’ divorce. When they turn 18 they are finally able to meet… Twincest! Better then it sounds!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,158 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010
Blastphemy reviews
Is this what dying really felt like...? Death fic. It's not that bad, but kinda weird. Just read, please?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gay Mafia reviews
There are only three things Uchiha Itachi wants in life. Money, Power and gay sex. When his younger brother befriends the governess’s grandson, everything falls into chaos. But what does Itachi care? He is the leader of the Gay Mafia! full sum inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Promises reviews
Just a short poem. It's Naruto reflecting on his and Sasuke's relationship. Hints of SasuNaru if you really look.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Craving
It's about Gaara, there isn't much else to say. It's not any old Vampire story. Just read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Chat Room reviews
Sasuke is having some trouble with his older brother. He gets on a chat room to talk to is friends and asked we can do to make Itachi stop. Better then it sounds! Child abuse, language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete