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Joined 04-03-07, id: 1252250, Profile Updated: 09-22-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

yo. I'm TooDarnLazy.


My avatar. The WTF Bin: where the insignificant, practically plotless, typo-filled and grammatically-incorrect fics should go. Unfortunately, like public trashcans everywhere, The WTF Bin is not optimally utilized, hence the many crappy fics littering the cyberspace of FFnet and various fanficiton archives across the internet. Please do your part to keep our little fanworld clean - clean up your fics or chuck them in The WTF Bin where they belong.

XD

(LOL! I actually saw that bin when i was out for lunch with a couple of colleagues, and just had to snap a photo of it with my camera phone! ...Alright, fine. i did exaggerate the pic a little. I enlarged the 'WTF' spray-painted onto the bin as it was too small to be seen in such a scaled-down avatar, and added my penname. That's all I did, honest!)


What would you like to know? :-)

I love reading books, good fanfics and some manga. currently i'm kinda obsessed with Naruto, though I do read the occasional Detective Conan and Doraemon, as well as some one- and two-shot manga, mostly shoujo manga. I used to read Bleach, but I got bored waiting for the darned long fights in Hueco Mundo to wrap up. I really loved it before the Hueco Mundo arc. sigh.

so... Naruto. Fave characters? Naruto, definitely. and Namikaze Minato (kyaa!! drooldrool XD), Uchiha Itachi (kyaa!! droooool XD), Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Kushina (I like her by default - she's Naruto's mommy!), Gaara, Haruno Sakura and some assorted others :-D


I love writing, but unfortunately age and its ensuing responsibilities caught up with me and crammed my time with work. Sigh. When this is coupled with the fact that I am innately lazy... well, you get the picture ;-) I have quite a few fic ideas rattling around in my head, which interfere with the progress of current fics, as which fic I work on depends on my motivation and inspiration at that given time. In short: I'm a slow updater XD

I'd like to take the opportunity to thank you who read my fics, and especially those who take the time to write a meaningful review. I appreciate getting feedback, but what I mean by feedback is you actually telling me what you think of what I've written, not just 'Update Plz!' or 'Update Soon!' or 'Great Chapter'. I would really like to know more than that. So again, to those who have read and reviewed, thank you so very much! bows in gratitude

I'm sorry to all who read The Returns. it's not dead yet, but the plot bunnies (is that what they're called?) pushed the idea for I Think I (and a few other fics!) into my brain and wouldn't give up, so i'll be finishing that first, probably before returning to The Returns (pun unintended XD), unless 'em plot bunnies decide to stuff more ideas into my brain :-)


ja. mata! :-)

30th September 2008.


Short announcement/notification thingy. I've been accepted into the mother of all crash-courses. It's vital I pass it, or else I'm going to end up in a big amount of debt, since I'm on scholarship. If you're groaning and moaning right now, you've probably guessed what I want to say next - yup. My fanfic writing time has been drastically cut down.

NO, I AM NOT GIVING UP ON OR ABANDONING ITI. I remember including a 'warning' in each of my chaptered fics, and in that warning I did mention that I am an erratic and sporadic updater. So, without meaning to offend... well, you've been warned. While I don't mind you reminding me nicely to update, please keep in mind that I am quite busy right now.

Be happy, though - the course should end by the middle of next year. And there's no way on earth I'd give up writing entirely until that time - I'm too addicted ;-) I have quite a few plots for stories running through my head and I itch really badly to just sit down and write it all, but time's a real constraint. sigh...

Well, just wanted to inform you guys.

Thank you so much to those who still read ITI and ITM even though it's been ages between updates. I read all your reviews, even if I don't have the time to reply to each one of them. The fact that you guys read what I write keeps me motivated to keep writing. Thank you thank you thank you!

ja.

23rd September 2009.

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The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fool if you think it's over by enahma reviews
Harry flees to the muggle world. The war is not over, so Snape is sent after him. It's a non-slash story of love, hatred, fear, pain and betrayal. Can there be a happy ending? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,731 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fitting Pieces by Detour reviews
Preseries. Yeah, it's another fic dealing with how Gibbs met Tony in Baltimore. But come on. Don't you kinda love 'em? Some OCs, crazy action scenes, grumpy Gibbs and unreadable Tony. Eventually some Ducky, Abby, and, you know, an actual case.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,511 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 5,731 - Follows: 3,277 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Remember Remember by Suite Sambo reviews
Regrouping after Ginny is severely injured, Harry goes on a mission for Minerva and discovers that Snape is alive, is living as a Muggle with no memory of his magical life, and has a daughter Lily's age. A fun & sentimental journey to bring Severus home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Think I by Valkiria Thrud reviews
TRADUCCIÓN: Sasuke es traido de vuelta a Konoha después de un enfrentamiento sin exito con Itachi, donde se enfrenta a la eleccion de pudrirse en la cárcel, donde su semilla sera tomada para producir bebés con Sharingan, o... casarse con el dobe. FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - Spanish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,281 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
A Question of Honor by NuthatchXi reviews
Detective Tony DiNozzo has a rule—no undercover work. But when a friend is murdered, he can no longer refuse. When Agent Gibbs notices a pattern in a rash of murders, his gut starts both men down a path that will change them forever. Pre-series. Gen.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,828 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 4,390 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Sparks Will Fly by PandoraSilk reviews
When Lily and James' will is discovered in the ruins of Godric's Hollow, what secrets will be revealed. Will two sworn enemies be able to lay aside their differences for the sake of a boy who desperately wants a family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,763 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Alea Iacta Est by EllaEleniel reviews
When a bout of erratic magic delivers Harry into his professor's hands, the pair make a shocking discovery that forces Harry to face his toughest battle yet. Now, with Snape by his side Harry must fight to survive against a foe more deadly than Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 183,340 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Hindsight by binkeybella reviews
Gibbs confronts his SFA about something he found in Tony's desk, and the results are disastrous.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,246 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Nobody Loves A Moron by clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Remembrances Of Things Past by Noxialis reviews
- Sequel to 'Raphael' - When the new 'Supernatural' books are released, Garcia convinces Reid to join the fandom. What he finds, however, are too many coincidences for him to ignore.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,484 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Chuck S./God, S. Reid - Complete
Fair Exchange by Richefic reviews
The further adventures of Mr Timothy McGee alongside the dangerous Mr Gibbs and the mad Mr Anthony by kind permission of Sequitur. When kidnappers start targeting the sons of nobles it spells trouble for our trio. "Gentlemen of Last Resort" verse.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Nine Lives by thebondgirl reviews
"Well...looks like...I've...finally...run out...Boss," he gasped quietly in the direction of the small opening. "And what is it you've run out of DiNozzo?" The gruff voice sounded just that bit scared, and rightly so. Tony smiled grimly. "Al...mosts."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,715 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Bully by darklight1601 reviews
"At least my dad wasn't a bully like you!" The moment the child shouted those words, something inside Severus snapped. Not a bully? James Potter not a bully?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 171 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Gentlemen of Last Resort by Sequitur reviews
Victorian AU. When the police are uninterested in Mr. Timothy McGee's problem, he manages to persuade the mysterious Mr. Anthony and the dangerous Mr. Gibbs to take on his case. He may live to regret this.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,584 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Charm City by StinkoGingko reviews
Agent Gibbs throws a line into Baltimore Harbor and hooks Detective DiNozzo. With gratuitous Fornell. Welcome to Bawlmer, hun.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The Gap Theorem by Bacon.The.Bard reviews
"Anthony DiNozzo, comma, M.D." Tony had been a doctor, until he discovered that it was easier to prevent something from breaking that to fix it after it had. Tag to "Broken Heart" Gen, Tony-Centric, features Doctor!Tony. Oneshot. Original Character Death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
It's a Long Road to Walk Alone by Aishwarya reviews
Some secrets are worth keeping. Tony finds out he has a daughter and, suddenly, the word 'family' takes on a whole new meaning. General series spoilers. Gibbs/DiNozzo father/son.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Masterful Manipulations by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
Albus Dumbledore was a master manipulator. He always had the last say, and always got his way, which would eventually become your way whether you liked it or not . And sometimes you wouldn't even know that you had been manipulated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,466 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
the Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin reviews
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
For Duty and Honor by Bratling reviews
During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something... off in Harry's memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,166 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Revelations by usa123 reviews
Tony agrees to help his father after a misunderstanding puts Senior on the CIA's Most Wanted list. While dodging both the CIA & an infamous cartel, will Tony finally learn his father's true identity? Non-abusive Senior. AU. No slash/ships.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Tony D., DiNozzo Senior - Complete
The First Time by Stephanie2233 reviews
Other than smiling, how did Tony come to join NCIS? Gibbs and his team go to Baltimore to investigate the death of a Petty Officer. They find out his death is connected to an ongoing undercover op conducted by Baltimore's very own, Detective DiNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,280 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Obstructed Views by Detour reviews
Gibbs sees an opportunity to improve Director Vance's opinion of DiNozzo. Will Vance give him a fighting chance? Will DiNozzo behave? Seems unlikely, doesn't it? A new development finds Gibbs in danger...what's a DiNozzo to do?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,561 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Definition of Family by oliver.snape reviews
Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape's guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Resurrection by ihearttony reviews
Gibbs is reportedly killed while on assignment. Can Tony find out what really happened? Is the Lead Agent even dead? Tony doesn't think so. When DiNozzo gets in trouble, who will save him? Gibbs/Tony/Jackson-Father/Son themes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,579 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 3,566 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bone of My Bone by PrincessFi reviews
Gibbs fears the worst when Tony keeps a secret, but the truth makes him take another look at his senior agent.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Definition of Home by oliver.snape reviews
Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,829 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Mighty Soul by CSIGeekFan reviews
Summary: Tony finds a friend in the least likely place. Spoilers Through 7x01 "Truth or Consequences". One Shot. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,698 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Down to the Depths of Hell by AlkalineTeegan reviews
Casefic with ensemble cast. Everyone knows Tony's not happy as agent afloat, but when the team gets some startling news, is all as it seems? Or is something even more disturbing going on? Warnings for language and dark themes. COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 124,411 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Chakra and Magic by Carumati reviews
Four ninjas, Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, and Hinata, were chosen by Tsunade to represent Konohakagure, and to an extent, all of the Ninja Countries, to the outside world and the Magical communities. Their mission: guard Hogwarts and one Harry Potter. Xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,949 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Sense of Family by GraveDigger Resurrection reviews
There's a big difference between something being easy, and being being worth it. Sequel to "A Sense of Duty", set immediately after the end of "Flesh and Blood". Tony/Gibbs father/son.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
I Wish, I Wish by wellyuthink reviews
Abandoned in the wilds of northen England, lost and alone, Harry stumbles across a small town and discovers a street called Spinners End...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Menagerie by Bil reviews
Take one Severus Snape, one baby Potter, and one insane Headmaster; simmer gently and stir well. Don't forget to duck! AU Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Crying out by GuardianValkyrie reviews
What would happen if an Edo Tensei goes awry and Yondaime is unexpectedly revived? What will Naruto have to say about this? Unwanted chapters cleaned out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,873 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Sinking Feeling by wellyuthink reviews
Harry, once again, forgets to look before he leaps. Written for the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 407 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Inspector Auror by Kia Stirling reviews
As part of his Auror training, Harry is assigned to work with the muggle police in Tokyo. No prominent pairings, short story, Epilogue cancelled due to it not wanting to be written.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,309 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 110 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 479 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Problems and Concussions by nooziewoozie reviews
Uzumaki Kushina had a problem. And that problem was that she wanted to screw Namikaze Minato every which way that was possible. She was also willing to attempt ways that were anatomically impossible. --MinaKushi, and discussions that go nowhere. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 285 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Eight by Lily Elizabeth Snape reviews
Eight year old Harry was cursed with rotten guardians. Snape is a wizard with an unusually cold disposition, which he has for a reason. Can Severus give the childhood he was never privileged enough to have to the little one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,399 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
fresh and calm by h0use-m0use reviews
AU. Wanting to be left alone, Harry neglects to visit the Hospital Wing after he is hit by the rogue bludger, and is caught by Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Baby Sitting by Zan65 reviews
NCIS are challenged to find a missing marine, but Gibbs finds himself one agent short after Tony becomes incapacitated. Gibbs finds his skills as an investigator - and his patience - tested like never before. Rated T to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Vivace by GIRL IN STORY reviews
Tony and Gibbs meet. One shot. Standard disclaimers apply.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Yankee by BlueMoonDuchess reviews
“You know that saying boss that you have, about being a Marine? The one where you never leave a man behind? Well Italians have a saying too boss. You don’t screw family. You don’t go contro la famiglia.” Tony/Gibbs father/son relationship.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,174 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Changing Perspectives by wellyuthink reviews
Harry and Snape have developed an 'understanding'. Unfortunately, when you and your grumpy Potions Professor are unexpectedly thrown into the past, it is possible that this event might have an adverse effect on said understanding... AU, Marauders ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,335 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The TAD by mamapranayama reviews
Vance brings in a new T.A.D. agent to replace Tony when he is injured on a case. He's the perfect agent, but is he too good to be true? Can Tony ever get back on the team? Hints of Tiva. Definitely team friendship and some father/son moments. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,815 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Talk by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, modern-era, non-ninja, pre-Naruto, spoiler-lite. Another one-shot follow-up to "Seasons". "...There's a girl in your room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/21/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Positive Influence by PrincessFi reviews
Gibbs keeps a dangerous secret.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The Sleeping Sickness by Sadakat reviews
Nightmares. The only solidity Harry Potter can count on anymore. As he enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, he will face a new nightmare in the form of one Severus Snape. But will it be as bad as they both expect it to be? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,927 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
There's Something Wrong With Him by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, modern-era, non-ninja, pre-Naruto, spoiler-lite. One-shot follow-up to "Seasons". Inoichi eyed his friends gravely. "I think he's on drugs..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/22/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8477 - Favs: 11,540 - Follows: 5,925 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Choice of My Heart by Francienyc reviews
Cor is forced to consider love and marriage when his brother is engaged. Cor/Aravis
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,994 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Shasta/Cor, Corin - Complete
Know Thyself by wellyuthink reviews
As the clock strikes midnight on Harry Potter's fourteenth birthday, the reflection of a strange boy appears in Harry's window. What unusual news does he bring? And why does this stranger appear to be none other than Harry himself? AU after PoA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,755 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Recollections and Revelations by Phoenix Soar reviews
A tribute to the fanfic “I Think I” by TooDarnLazy. Sometimes, there is no better cure but to open up your heart and share your burdens … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,791 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Christmas Cobra by wellyuthink reviews
A Christmas-y fic. Harry is left alone at Hogwarts over Christmas, during his seventh year. Bored and lonely, he tries to find something to occupy his time and ends up, as usual, in trouble. Can Snape help him? OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Parenting Your Gifted Child by bhoney reviews
When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Truth of the Matter by Psychick23 reviews
His defenses have dropped, the barriers weakening, and for just a little while he glimpses the terrifying secret beneath the surface.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 355 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 2,038 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fathers and Sons by kally77 reviews
At long last, someone tells Naruto about his parents.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 222 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
An Honest Mistake by dave-d reviews
Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
A Matter Of Propriety by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Well, now that she really thought about it, he probably didn't care. Or the horrors of a neon-yellow book. team seven friendshippy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Final Amnesia by MissWorded reviews
Out of all of Naruto’s children, the circumstances of Uzumaki Minato’s birth and early childhood are the oddest. NaruHina, very slight SasuSaku, ShikaIno. Two shot. UPDATE: Now with epilogue action!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,068 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by MissWorded reviews
In which Hiashi attempts to marry off Hinata. And fails miserably in the process. NaruHina, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Adventures of a Snarky Eye by Taivasalla reviews
Meet me; the Copy in Copy-nin. Yeah, you heard that, Kakashi the Copy-nin. Without me, you’re just Kakashi the nin. Not so cool now, eh? ::: Kakashi's eye gets a voice; and it doesn't mind giving its opinion on everything. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
The Colours of the Soul by Sleeper1519 reviews
Naruto went temporarily blind. Kakashi thinks the blonde has lost something together with his sight. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Consequences of the Truth by Seal1 reviews
This is a response to the Severitus challenge. It was published previously under the same name, but that version has been yanked, and I have rewritten many things that didn't work well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,144 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Akatsuki Take An Exam by Lozy-2610 reviews
Crackfic! Its the end of high school and the Akatsuki have to take their exam in GCSE Villainy. Warning for language - contains Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Deidara, Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Growing Up by JuliennePotato reviews
Because after all, fairies don't age the same way as humans. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Love and Loyalty by Sleeper1519 reviews
Everything he believed was true has crashed down on him. Sasuke has to sort out his thoughts. One-shot. Written for chapter 400.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Colours by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Two ANBU agents get a crash course in babysitting and one of them finally realized their own mercilessness. Just another moment in an alternate universe: Baby Naruto and Daddy Minato styled. Re-edited.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kaleidoscope by carzla reviews
[One Shot - Spoilers: Chapters 393 to 398] He was dying, that much was obvious to himself. But before he would let himself succumb to Death, he would offer one last protection...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Frozen by Sandylee007 reviews
HUGE SPOILERS TO CURRENT MANGA CHAPTERS! Because until the day he died, Itachi was ready to do absolutely anything for his brother. Even if Sasuke would never know. My small tribute to Itachi's sacrifice. NO INCEST!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 409 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fatherhood by UnderTheSkyy reviews
I'm not ready for this, man," he sighs. "Not ready for what?" he asks. "You know... being a dad and junk." MikotoXFugaku, KushinaXMinato, For allurement
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Protecting you by Ellenlome reviews
Naruto is four; Naruto is seventeen. Both times, it is raining. Both times he sees a man who's dead and gone. Understanding comes only with time. Yondaime and Naruto, an angsty sorta-family fic. COMPLETE, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Reading the Signs by goldencompass reviews
Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 3,421 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ruby Blue by Petileo reviews
Au. Sasunaru, female Naruto. “You are reality Naruto, you’re my reality.” He smirked, and she never wished for to be able to hit him more than she did at that moment. “And you know how much I hate dreams…” M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
5 Ways he Probably Didn't get Hired by LeDiz reviews
Five Ways that Tony DiNozzo probably didn't get hired by Agent Gibbs and NCIS. Fifth Way: You'd think it would be more glamourous than In the Meantime.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
In name only by Agni reviews
Theirs is a marriage in name only. What is an ideal relationship to others is a sham to them but for how long? Will they be able to give up the easy but hollow life they enjoyed to experience the glory of love? FemNaru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Talk by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 195 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3487 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Pride by Nanikato reviews
Namikaze Minato watches as his son grows up. Companion fic to Trinkets.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 208 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Damages Incurred In the Process of Training by Dayadhvam reviews
She restrained herself out of the goodness of her heart, Sakura told herself. She was not going to beat Sai up just because the hapless boy had managed to insult her again despite her attempts at teaching him something remotely resembling social conduct.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 1,492 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Trinkets by Nanikato reviews
Someone's been leaving things for him, and Naruto doesn't know why.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Orochimaru's school of villainy by Chaos-Paladin reviews
No villain is born into the world knowing how to be one. What better way to educate and torment some of the most notorious villains in Naruto then place them all in the same classroom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Hatsukoi by Agni reviews
He had fulfilled his ambition. His clan is finally avenged. Now it is time to return home and claim his hatsukoi. SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 549 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Revolution by Folle reviews
Perhaps Jiraiya's first interpretation of the Great Toad Sage's vision was correct after all. [Manga 376 Spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Jiraiya - Complete
Similarity by Orodruin reviews
Things become interesting in Iruka's class when one girl notices an uncanny similarity between the man pictured in her book and the loud, annoying blond seated behind her. Preseries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Root and Growl by JuliennePotato reviews
One objective: Bring Commander Root back from the brink of death. Simple, right? Only problem is, they're three and a half years too late. But death's never stopped Artemis Fowl before, so why start now? Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
No Idea by Folle reviews
Don't we all love Naruto and want him to have what he wants, even if he has no idea what familial bliss entails? [NaruSaku family goodness]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 777 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whirlpool by Bloodthirstydemon reviews
Uzumaki Kushina was given a second chance when she survived the destruction of her village. She vowed to get stronger, and with help from Namikaze Minato, they both learn what true strength is as they grow. Spoilers for Chapters 367 and up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
There Once Was A by dave-d reviews
Naruto and the gang, together, after he had embarrassed himself earlier with his choice of words. Somehow, the the topic turned to Limericks. More words. What trouble could that possibly cause?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Blood Will Out by Lady Bracknell reviews
Whilst in pursuit of a suspect, Harry comes face to face with his past. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Take a Long Line by Derry reviews
Winchester isn't stupid. Dangerous, unpredictable and often reckless. But definitely not stupid. So there has to be a good reason that, knowing full well that he's on the FBI's radar, Dean Winchester brazenly walked into a Federal Building.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Don E., Dean W. - Complete
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Timespan by Reaper Nanashi reviews
[Threeshot] The hero became a villain. Is the villain still a hero? The world is changing, and in the face of Akatsuki's leader, Naruto must make a choice. Time waits for no one. [Parts one, two, and three of the Timesaver quadrilogy]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,520 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
I'll Make A Man Out Of You Starring Hebi! by TheBloodOfAnAngel reviews
Sasuke is dissatisfied with his new team and tries to get through to them with a different approach.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
True Confessions by Bratling reviews
An answer to Potions and Snitches' Abused Harry challenge and Severitus's challenge. Secrets are sometimes meant to be shared, and sharing those secrets can sometimes change lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,322 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Kakashi's Very Important Task by Orodruin reviews
Now that he's turned four, Kakashi can do a lot of things. After managing to convince his father that he's no longer a child, Sakumo assigns him a very important task while he's gone. Kakashi finds it to be a little more difficult than he thought.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Lucky in Love by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Side story for Be My Friend. 10 yr old Kakashi and 9 yr old Iruka decide the Yellow Flash needs a girlfriend and set out on a mission to set him up with someone. Their plans don't go so smoothly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Adventures of Hatake Kakashi! by Orodruin reviews
It started as a straightforward mission: catch the kidnappers that plague the town of Kusanagai. However, when a 6 year old Kakashi's role of playing the bait to draw the kidnappers out goes horribly right, things keep getting worse!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,825 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hana Ni Arashi by Raina1 reviews
Yamai wa ki kara, sickness is a thing of the spirit. She never asked for this life and living it as a Uchiha wasn't making it any easier. Genfic. Divergent timeline and events from The Valley of the End.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,805 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Experiments by Shivakashi reviews
Post Timeskip. Sakura's curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Still Alive by BackInYourBox reviews
Four years after Harry Potter's 'death', a man arrives at Hogwarts. His only friend is a ghost, and it's not only memories, or the lack of them, that haunt him as he tries to rebuild his life. AU (Canon to OOtP only, SA universe) COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Ordinary Wizards by Delaine reviews
Of Ordinary Wizards is about the tangled knots of enmity and having the courage to unravel them. It's about realizing you don't have the whole story when you were certain you did. Post HBP. An Albus Severus Harry fic. An AU book seven story. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 168,636 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Cousins, Landslides, and Broken Bones by Bil reviews
After Death Eaters interrupt a meeting, Minerva McGonagall gets a closer look at Severus and Harry's relationship. Post HBP. Nonslash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Naruto: Hands Of Destiny by Terra Of Genesis reviews
Post Manga Chp 318: Naruto has successfully returned Sasuke and Orochimaru has fallen, however he has had to make the ultimate sacrifice. The struggle is on as he attempts what no man has before, to change his destiny. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,691 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Haiku by Unhappy Squirrel reviews
They were limited to speaking in Haiku form, and it still didn't stop them from insulting each other.[Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Until Proven Innocent by Bil reviews
Set during OotP. When Snape is arrested, Harry is the only one who can prove his innocence. If he chooses to. HP, SS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Close Encounters by Reaper Nanashi reviews
[Oneshot] It's October tenth and the festival honoring the Yondaime's bravery and the kyuubi's fall is underway. Naruto's been having a terrible day, but soon comes in contact with an oddly kind blond man he's never met before who . . . worries for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Home Again by IronicEnding reviews
He was supposed to return after three years, but the very dream he strived to achieve prevented him from doing just that. Could he ever come home? Would he be welcome or damned to forever remain the demon child? NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,560 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Naruto by FastForward reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, but everyone knows it's also the day Kyuubi attacked Konoha, and they lost Yondaime. Can his birthday truly be celebrated? YES! CAUSE WE LOVE HIM!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Shake on it by Laume reviews
AU, sevitus, sort of. Just before leaving Hogwarts, Dumbledore sees fit to share a secret about Harry's and Snape's past. Harry is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3985 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Delight of My Eyes by Francienyc reviews
Aravis begins to look at Cor in a different light. A story of how all their quarrels turned into love.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
After Twelve Years by Distance-0 reviews
Yondaime gets revived by Orochimaru and goes back to konoha. He reunits with naruto. i'm bad at summaries, so please read and find out. COMPLETE! R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Founder's Pendants by Spiral Digger reviews
Snape POV. Written before HBP. The spirit of Salazar Slytherin has been released into an unwilling Snape and as the charismatic Founder takes charge of his body, Severus discovers the only way to regain control is through his own Slytherin cunning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,344 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Puberty Sucks by Glow in the Rain reviews
Up until now it had been easy. No one suspected a thing! Then puberty hit. And Naruto discovered that it's harder to hide your gender when you have boobs. [SasuNaruko] [4 Part Fic Rated for Language and Sexual Content] [Complete.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Two Seeds in a Pod by BlackDragonDiva reviews
Pure NarutoSasuke as Kitties Crack! Sakura found two kittens on her way to work. Chaos insued. She has a choice, get rid of Naruto or deal with it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 203 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Last step towards revenge by MiseRIP reviews
Orochimaru sends Sasuke back to Konoha to capture the Kyuubi, and prove his loyalty. Naruto's been knocked out cold and can't do a thing! It's up to Kakashi and Sakura to defeat Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,630 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Time Apart by Sesame Fiction reviews
Naruto's fight with Sasuke creates a tear in time, allowing Naruto to age twice as fast as his old teamates. Now free of the Chakra tear, Naruto returns to a world that thought he was dead. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 8,173 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Found in Translation by Sequitur reviews
In which Tony gets hit on the head and starts speaking in tongues. Metaphorically, of course.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Tony D. - Complete
A Touch of Velvet by BitterEloquence reviews
There is more to Umino Iruka then meets the eye. A core of steel lays beneath that sweet and seemingly innocent exterior and the soft façade of velvet wrapped around the iron fist is thin enough to see at points. Minor Kakashi Iruka Hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/1/2005 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Awakening by Hihane reviews
Yondaime has returned. but why, and for how long? What trouble will arise for his returning? Slight naruhina, but nothing to fluffy if any fluffiness at all
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 8,848 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6266 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Changes by procyonblack reviews
Why is Harry's appearance changing, and why does his hair turn greasy so quickly? The Gryffindors are puzzled, but will Snape face up to facts? And will Harry? Severitus, emotioncentred, subtle parody. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,303 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Gryffindor Tried and True by Meercat reviews
[COMPLETE] Voldemort discovers Snape's role as a spy. Harry is dying. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom to the rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,339 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
Before the Storm by goingcommando reviews
[Oneshot] It should have been, Temari supposed, a grim and dark journey. 'Twas common sense after all, with Gaara abducted and God knows what else transpired in Suna while she was away. But obviously, common sense had never met Naruto. God help them both.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Artemis Fowl's Self Assessment by Sakina the Fallen Angel reviews
Arghh! Run away, Artemis Fowl does his own selfassessment! Major bigheadedness ensures to follow! My first Artemis Fowl fic. R n R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
Cheating Skills by bite the hand that feeds reviews
In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
After the Storm by unlikely2 reviews
Summer of the sixth year. Harry's PoV. A short holiday for Harry, Snape and Tonks until JKR gets her next bit of 'light reading' published. (Complete).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,567 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Petals in the Sky by goingcommando reviews
[Revised]Oneshot set right after the events surrounding the Chuunin exam. Kakashi wonders about his charge Naruto, whose outward appearance belies the real issues and experiences as the boy prepares for a rather peculiar ritual. No pairing, angsty.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
Inori by syaoran no hime reviews
NaruHina gift grant. She only wanted his prayer to be answered, even if it meant hers being unheard. His happiness over hers, for always.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Invenio Veritas by penpunk reviews
AU. It's Harry's fifth year and there are many happenings at Hogwarts. Things are surfacing that were never meant to be discovered. Harry's confused. Snape is confused. The only person who can answer their questions has been dead for 14 years. (Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,456 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 251 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Prayer of a Child by Indarae reviews
In 1984, the Lestranges and Barty Crouch, Jr. attacked the Longbottoms - we know Frank was an Auror, but what if the attack was part of a much larger plan? Who was he guarding? (A response to Severitus' challenge)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,918 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Crossroads by XD reviews
In another time and place, Naruto is brought up without knowledge of the Shinobi. And Sasuke is about to find out that true friendship is more than just another phrase in the poetic analects.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,072 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gift by Indarae reviews
(Severitus’ Challenge) The death of Albus Dumbledore leaves a mountain of questions for the Light. Along with Luna, Ginny, Ron, and the unlikely help of a Slytherin, Harry learns that answers often bring hearbreak as the final conflict approaches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,079 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 4081 - Favs: 8,796 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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In That Moment reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Balls and Brides reviews
Naruto’s sudden concern over the state of Sasuke’s… stuff… leads to a series of matchmaking dates, which in turn lead Sasuke to realizing just who his ideal bride is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hic! reviews
It's said one way of curing hiccoughs is surprising the sufferer. Sasuke hit on the perfect method to surprise this particular hiccoughing idiot. Fluff, cliches, fem!Naru, SasuNaru, non-yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 143 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Returns reviews
First Sasuke returned. Then it was Akatsuki. And because of them, another returned. However, does Naruto return...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.