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Author has written 1 story for Kuroshitsuji.

Hi, I'm whoeverfightsmonsters.

welcome, human.


about me:

likes:

- chocolate

- reading

- drawing

- music/singing

- writing

dislikes:

- illogical arguments

- rude people

- spiders

- asparagus

- ridiculous/abundant typos (ex. definitely = defiantly)

current location: the astral plane

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Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Forget The Rails, I Can't Find The Train! by NotAHero101 reviews
Somethings wrong with Aizen. Absolute chaos Ensues. Now has a Tvtropes page!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 97,616 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/15/2019 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen
Reaping Justice by Blazonix reviews
He winds up in an afterlife different from his expectations, in a body that's oddly familiar. When he's shoved into an office filled to the brim with paperwork, he naturally assumes he's in hell, and the crazy voice in his head backs up that assumption. Good thing he's good at adapting. [SI as Hisagi]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/23/2019 - [Shuuhei H., Kensei M.] Ichigo K. - Complete
When Harry Met Tom by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,276 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 3,662 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4230 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 3,675 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The 'Punch a god' world tour by halfbloodwizard102 reviews
You won't regret it...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2019
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 5,390 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Bored Hostage (Revamped) by Grace-Logan reviews
This is what happens when you leave a bored hostage in a room alone for more then an hour. Rewrite update.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Yuuei Dorm Laws by Evilkitten3 reviews
The Heroics Department has moved into the Yuuei dorm rooms, and Principal Nedzu realizes that some rules should probably be put in place – for the teachers, the students, and anyone else who happens to get involved.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Villain Alliance, 1-A Students, 1-B Students
Conversations by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7174 - Favs: 15,381 - Follows: 11,812 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Great Minds by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Galileo: Great Mind; Einstein: Extraordinary Mind; John Nash: Beautiful Mind; Light Yagami: Brilliant Mind; Me: ...Never mind. Lack of academic intelligence is never an asset. And to think, I still managed to create so much trouble all because I was in the way of a stupid motorcycle... LightOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,713 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Light Y., OC]
Atheists by Zenthisoror reviews
After three weeks of inexplicable observations, L could only conclude that Light was an, honest to god, god. (Canon AU, Light has god powers and he doesn't know it, crack, one-shot)
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Light Y., L, Matsuda T. - Complete
River of Opals by TimeLordOfPie reviews
A teenage girl gives up everything, in an attempt to help someone she doesn't even know, leading to a life of confusion and danger inside an anime she had sworn to avoid for good. Sequel is up: Of Emeralds and Opals Warnings for graphic violence, language, and torture.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 107,583 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - OC - Complete
All You Need is Love by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 162,070 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Light Y., Naomi M.]
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Streaking Blaze by incandescens reviews
The Curious Incident of the Half-Naked Shinigami in the Night Time, as reported by Ise Nanao, commented on by Kyouraku Shunsui, and explained somewhat by Ukitake Jyuushirou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Aizen's Fantastic Plan to Take Over the World by Adam Epp reviews
Step 1: escape from prison. Step 2: confuse everyone. Step 3: kill everyone. Step 4: smirk.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2011 - S. Aizen - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
A Hair Raising Tale by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
The Bi-Weekly Meeting of The Society of Those Afflicted with Unusually Colored Hair commences. Ichigo and Renji attempt to join. Humorous oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Ichigo K. - Complete
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Peace and Goodwill by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
Fourth Division Seventh Seat Yamada Hanatarō makes it his mission to interview each and every one of the captains about their holiday plans. Little does he know what he’s getting into… Humorous oneshot starring Hanatarō and the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Headache Season by incandescens reviews
Byakuya, Gin, and an epidemic of headaches.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Byakuya K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,213 - Follows: 681 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Aizen's Diary by incandescens reviews
Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
How To Be A Mary Sue by Lunochka reviews
An unusual little etiquette guide. Props to Tapestry of the Mary Sue Appreciation Society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2004
You Are Not A Pirate reviews
William T. Spears is sick of the antics of the rest of the cast - so what better way to address it than a rules list? (inspired by Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies and Acnologia Is Not Your Father.) Rated T for language. Title may change.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 7/11/2019