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Joined 04-04-07, id: 1252308, Profile Updated: 02-03-13
Author has written 1 story for New Girl.

Having some very non-fictional feelings for fictional characters.

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Mass Effect - Future Imperfect by MizDirected reviews
Jane Shepard wears many labels. Survivor. Hero. Tiny. Fierce. Smart-mouth. Loyal. Mad woman. The truth, however, is never simple. Stopping Nihlus from leaving the Normandy alone, Shepard throws the galaxy down a rabbit hole that can only end in a dark and brutal war. AU canon-divergent. M for language, sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 166 - Words: 983,707 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V., Nihlus K.] Tali'Zorah
Solid Fluidity by barbex reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus in a relationship from the start with lots of romantic sparkles and sex! Garrus's POV, new conspiracies, new enemies and cameos from our favorite TV shows. Come for the smut and stay for the story. Someone said my summary "hides this incredible, magnificent story within", so see for yourself. Will update soon and will get finished.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 50 - Words: 306,777 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 11/7/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
The Glass Coffin by Boreal Peat reviews
They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,045 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
The Spirit of Redemption by Myetel reviews
The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 162 - Words: 3,404,794 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Why Detective, You Shouldn't Have! by LibraMoon reviews
Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,290 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Phoenix Resurgent by Vyrexuviel reviews
What if, Shepard didn't truly die at the beginning of Mass Effect 2? What if the Collectors didn't -quite- succeed in killing her? What if, she took Alchera's cold to heart? Let's find out... Read & Review, Please!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,802 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - [Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah] Liara T'Soni, Garrus V.
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Memento Mori by Yseult Blanco reviews
Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,576 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Applied Research by inthenightside reviews
Another fill for masskink - Shepard is still new to her LI's culture and way of treating relationships and therefore gets some advice from another human-turian couple before applying that newfound knowledge in that tryst before the Omega 4 relay.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Spirit of Truth by Myetel reviews
This story is a bridge from ME2 to a postulated ME3. Assumes female paragon Shepherd and Garrus relationship. Contains implied human-alien sexuality and implied erotic content in chapter 12. Some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,169 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Acceptable Loss by skybound2 reviews
In war - soldiers die. But when its someone you love...well, that's an entirely different story altogether. Originally written to fill a prompt for the Mass Effect kinkmeme. WARNING: Character deaths.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
If You Need Me by Thessili reviews
Commander Jane Shepard has been gone for two years and everyone she had known has moved on. When even Kaidan lets her down, her old friend Garrus is still there, standing by her side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,954 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Evasive Maneuvers reviews
With boundaries being crossed and an unconventional new roommate moving into 4D, how do Nick & Jess navigate the ups and downs of their complicated relationship? Inspired by 'New Girl' and the hilariously creative ways people avoid facing their problems. Set post 2x15. Some 'suggestive adult themes' but nothing too smutty.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Jess D., Nick M.