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Joined 04-04-07, id: 1252311, Profile Updated: 11-27-17
Author has written 26 stories for Naruto, Grand Theft Auto, Anime X-overs, Bleach, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Avengers, Captain America, and Marvel.

I love you, you love me,

Together we go kill Barney,

With a shotgun, Bang! Bang! Barney on the floor,

No more purple dinosaur.

Hey, folks! It's been a very long time since I used this FF profile. I've jumped ship from Naruto/Bleach to Marvel since 2015, and all of my Marvel fanfic/fanart can be found on AO3 (under the pseudonym "HepG2"). Due to FF policies, I've only uploaded fics rated Gen to Mature, so roughly 50% of my other Explicit-rated works can only be read on AO3.

Hope to see you there, too! Take care!

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Walking the Line by hairballl26 reviews
Harry didn't think life at Privet Dr could get any worse, until Snape showed up, half dead and bleeding on the Dursleys' new floor. Starts summer after OoTP, keeps everyone in char, follows canon, or what it could have been with a summer like this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,044 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Not Enough Plutonium by AmiNoo reviews
Missing scene to 5x13. ‘So what, you’re like a Delorian without enough Plutonium?’ - at the time, Dean hadn’t even realised the sincere truth that would rest behind those words.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just An EarthBound Misfit, I by Celtic Amazon reviews
5X13 continues. Castiel is faced with his limitations.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Higher Than Hell and Still Out of My Depth by Maz Kazama reviews
Dean is sick and a worried Castiel is out of his element trying to care for him. Feverish!sick!Dean, Worried!Protective!Castiel. Dean and Castiel friendship gen
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Music Box by Jerkess reviews
He was a boy, she was a dancer. And no, it was not all that obvious. Things tend to get complicated when Rukia and Ichigo are involved, especially when Rukia’s sidejob as an assassin marks her as a fugitive. Dare they cross the line between love and hate?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,883 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Worse Than Death by Dark Renegade reviews
Aizen finally gets pissed with the incompetence of his Espada and sentences six of them to the worst fate possible: making them live in the human world. Total crack fic that contains spoilers through the current arc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,321 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Fun With Akatsuki by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
Bleeding Heart by Amarintha reviews
Dean is injured, and gets sick. Sammy!Angst, Hurt!Dean... annoyed Bobby. Reviews loved.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Breathe by Awyr reviews
Kakashi POV to start with. Kakashi gets sick...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
I will die to protect you by shadoewhunter reviews
Kakashi's training detour into the mts. leads to sad part of Leaf history. Naruto, Sasuke & Sakura learn of the Konoha sprit of protection, sacrifice & what it means to be a Konoha shinobi. Set post Zabuza & Haku story arc. Team 7 adventure story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,977 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Kakashi H.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7222 - Favs: 5,929 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Essence by Alaena Night reviews
[IshiHime & IchiRuki] He really should have walked away right then. If he had, things wouldn't have turned out the way they did. But at the same time, if he'd walked away...Inoue would probably be dead. [Post Arrancar Arc] Ishida makes a costly decision.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,427 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Uryuu I., Orihime I.
My Ryuuken by debbiechan reviews
Ishida Ryuuken's wife has a story to tell about lies and promises.Ryuuken, Uryuu, Souken, Isshin.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Isshin K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fallen tears by loontoon142 reviews
Itachi held his arms around himself against the stinging chill. But he knew it wasn’t the weather it was his own guilt. He had a mission, to collect the last Jinchuuriki, but his intensions were in finding his brother. Uchiha Sasuke...Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
A Boy Alone by KaribbeanBloo reviews
Long before Sasuke and Itachi were targets, Orochimaru hunted another boy with the Sharingan...Kakashi. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Kakashi H.
The Long Night by mcatB reviews
A hunt goes bad. Sam needs to take care of injured Dean while they wait out the night...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Warm Promise by Talchum reviews
One shot about a promise that Neji made to Gai right before the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Neji H., Gai M. - Complete
i hate my job by La Salle De Bain reviews
[Oneshot] Kisame reminisces. [slight manga spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Captive Heart by Melissa Norvell reviews
Ch. 5 UP! ItaKaka. Kakashi has amnesia and doesn’t remember anything. Itachi finds this out and decides to use it to his advantage. What is to become of a situation like this? Has Kakashi truly sold his soul to the devil?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Conversations by EnigmaticWind reviews
Isshin and Ryuuken talk. Neither listens. Much. [Oneshot, spoilers for manga chapter 185 onwards]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Shiver by Kaki-kun reviews
Continued thanks to reviewers, and will only continue to be updated with reviews. ItaKaka. Chapter 7 is K POV! !.!.! maybe I’ll be graced with joy you could never show or feel!.!.! Want each ch 1000 words! RR!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
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Yours
Tony finally gave his eulogy.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Published: 1/26 - T. Stark/ Iron man, S. Rogers/Captain America - Complete
Indispensable
Commander Rogers rebuilds the Avengers team, and tries to convince his old friend, Tony Stark to stay. Let bygone be bygone, he says. And Tony thought he's the one who has lost his memory. [Referencing the same scene from Bendis' Avengers (2010)]
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,192 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6 - T. Stark/ Iron man, S. Rogers/Captain America - Complete
Breaking Facebook reviews
A sex recording with Steve Rogers and Tony Stark found its way to Facebook. Problem is, Steve has no recollection of it ever happening. Cue a manhunt for Tony, a weird-as-heck explanation and maybe, a confession?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
For the Burds that cannot Soar
Justin Hammer was your way-above-average business titan who'd built his empire mongering weapons. Some preferred to call him "not-Stark". That man had it easy. It was as if on the day he was born, all the stars in the universe were inexplicably aligned. But, Justin Hammer providing comfort to arrogant prick Anthony Edward Stark in his time of needs? God, what had the world become?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Two Missed Calls
"It wasn't a ghost ship, Stark. It was a bait. Ross', and we walked right into it." He can't be ogling the phone all day, can he? "Clint saw soldiers and told us it was a trap, but it was too late. They had their crosshair on Steve from the beginning. Took everything we had to get all of us out in one piece." Two missed calls. He should've been there when Steve needed him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,289 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., War Machine/James R., Sam W/Falcon - Complete
Don't Do It!
When Tony finds out what the Widow has done, he bolts out of the office, takes the elevator down forty floors to the lobby, and promptly drags Happy out to the parking lot by his collar. They have a crisis at hand. "Are you kidding me? This, Steve," Tony waves around the space, making his point, "You're on a Tinder-esque blind freaking date! This is wrong on so many levels."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tony Stark: Homecoming reviews
Of course there would be ramifications to the superhero Civil War. How could things be OK with Captain America on the lam? Tony Stark was all that was left to hold down the fort, and even that was a lost cause. The Sokovia Accord needed a foil, and Peter Parker would fit right in. He'd used the kid once, he'd use him again. All is fair in love and war.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Freaky Friday
A teleportation experiment went wrong, and Tony finds himself inhabiting Natasha Romanoff's body. And she, his. Fixing it requires several grams of vibranium, which T'Challa - that ass - doesn't want to lend. Plan B: how to steal Steve's shield without him knowing...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,652 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Hamster Wheel
Hail HYDRA! Tony Stark woke up in a cell, his body atrophied, and his last memory was of Carol Danvers blasting a hole through him. Scattered bits and pieces that he'd figure out eventually. Something in him was convinced that the Steve Rogers he knew and loved was long gone, but he couldn't remember why. Friendless, weakened, and hapless, how much more is left of Tony for Steve to
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,027 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2017 - T. Stark/ Iron man, S. Rogers/Captain America - Complete
Do Over? reviews
Following the events of Stark: Disassembled, Tony lies comatose after a cognitive reboot. Watched over by Dr Donald Blake, he is kept safe, hidden from the public eye - even from the recently resurrected Steve Rogers. Osborn lays waste to Asgard, and Steve calls the Avengers to arm. His voice reaches Iron Man, and Iron Man heeds it. Is forgiveness impossible after all?
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2017 - T. Stark/ Iron man, S. Rogers/Captain America - Complete
A Collection of Tony Stark's Emotional ABCs reviews
Nobody understood how Tony Stark and Steve Rogers got along in the first place. One was a tech whiz leading a conglomerate. The other a tactical genius and at heart, a soldier. Watch how the champion of emotion-internaliser Captain America manage the all-around explosive Iron Man.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
In Place Of reviews
When in proximity with the Infinity Stones, the gaping hole that was Tony's chest started acting up. One agonising night, an unexpected guest showed up. Loki healed him. Of all people, of all things he could've done. They also spoke about their fathers and families.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
What If: Running Up That Hill reviews
What if Tony didn't join up with Steve and Bucky at that stronghold in Siberia? What if Tony did what a law abiding, Registered-Avenger should do - report his findings on Captain America's whereabout to the authority? With borrowed elements from 616!Civil War.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, Tony S./Iron Man, Gen. Thunderbolt R. - Complete
Love, Reign O'er Me reviews
Bad things happen in this line of job. Wanda showed the Avengers their deepest fears, and everybody had to cope somehow. Tony tried. And only Steve noticed he was falling apart.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Perspectives reviews
Breathing was painful, Tony realised. But all he cared about right now was the indignity of having to take Steve's harsh criticism for making the right call. He propped himself up on one elbow. "You think I don't care?" A three-part story that explores the conflicting principles of Steve Rogers and Tony Stark, with enough Tony!whump for extra drama.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Was Wrong reviews
Under the suit Tony Stark is a deeply flawed man. He has scars, many scars; every one a reminder of a mistake, a failure, a death. A haunted man. But he is never going to stop fighting his demons. Sometimes he wins. This time, he lost. From Steve's POV with Tony!whump. Inspired by "Accidents Can Happen" by Sixx: AM.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2015
Twice the Black Breath Touched Him reviews
Twice he lost the battle of Osgiliath. Twice the Black Breath touched him. Faramir lay broken in the House of Healing, lost in a dreamless state. But his King called him back, and he came. Yet the mending was slow as shadows still clouded his heart. Perhaps it takes time for sorrows to heal. Perhaps it takes a Steward to convince his King to reclaim the throne.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
In You I Trust reviews
"If every poison has a cure, then what overcomes Lily's protection over Harry?" Lord Voldemort was furious. Seriously wounded, Severus Snape fled his Master's side. He awoke at 12 Grimmauld Place with a mission and an unwilling partner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,472 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Timeless Insights from a Father reviews
A collection of advices passed from a generation to the next in the Ishida... and every other normal family. Some are learnt the hard way, some are learnt through bedtime stories. Young or old, we still learn something new each day.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I.
Aftermath and Beyond reviews
So Ryuuken did what he expected the least. He restored his son's power and taught him how to wield it. That of course, opened more opportunities for better understanding between each other, or a chance for rekindling animosity? During training
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
Uryū's Ailment reviews
To prove himself to one man, he strived to be the best in everything. Too much indeed that he wreaked his self. But a parent's love is eternal, isn't it? Like every other father, Ryūken was perturbed when news of Uryū's deteriorating health came to light.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
Kidnapped reviews
It started with Uryū and Ichigo's walk to the latter's house as Kon needed repairing. But for one innocent reason which was not of their fault at all, they were targeted by kidnappers, the violent ones in fact.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Thanks and Sorry reviews
Restless, broken, and cheerless… It was Neji’s father's death anniversary again. But why did it feel ever so heavy and grim? Must he crumble under the weight of it? It was slashing him inside…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Same Yet Unlikely reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke met Ishida Uryū, everyone cocked an eyebrow or two at this peculiar company. Swigging green tea over wafts of ramen stock, they chatted...
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Bomb Da Base
This is Liberty City. This is a mission. Incompetence will lead to mission's failure and then... your termination. Based on said title in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with a slight twist.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,190 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Bleeding Scar reviews
When an old wound acted up, Kakashi was left hovering between life and death. Not wanting to leave his students behind, he forced himself to brave pain before he embraced the inevitable. He just wanted to see them again tomorrow... and the day after...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete