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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Update: My husband got me my own computer!!!! (2/11/12) _

Update: I have finished the story! It is now longer. I am also working on another HP fanfiction and one other. (10/15/11)

Update: I just published my first fanfiction! Thanks to Sirius4-ever and a day for beta-ing! (12/20/09)

Hey there!

I love reading HP fanfics; especially Fred/Hermonie, Hermonie/Draco, Hermione/Sirius, Hermione/Remus, Hermione/George! I also enjoy Criminal Minds and Hawaii 5-0 and Supernatural fanfictions. In my off time, I like to read, study, watch Netflix, and bake delicious treats. As for my educational background, I graduated from Texas State University in summer 2007. I am currently enrolled in a graduate program at Texas State.

As a side note, anyone who knows bagenders, that was one of my firsts, and probably still my favorites of all time!

1990!! Do YOU remember the 90s?? This is Awesome!

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. Mary Mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . . POWER TO THE CHILDREN OF THE 90'S!! LIVE ON!!

And now...for some Harry Potter movie and book quotes!

Harry: Hagrid warned me about the dragons!
Ron Weasley: No, no! Remember I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid was looking for you. Seamus didn't really tell me anything. So it was really me all along! I thought you'd be able to figure it out from there.
Harry: How could anybody figure that out? It's completely mental!

Harry: "But you are normal! You've just got a-a problem-"
Lupin: Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."

Mad Eye Moody: Don't put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"

Sirius: Did you like question ten, Moony?"
Lupin: "Loved it, ‘Give five signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question."
James: D'you think you managed to get all the signs?

Lupin: Think I did, One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin...

Ron: I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

Moody: I don't like people who attack when their opponents back is turned! (turns Malfoy into a ferret)

Magonallal: Professor Moody, what are you doing?

Moody: Teaching...

Magonallal: Is that a student?

Moody: Technically, it's a ferret

On Potter watch: He can move faster than Snape when confronted with shampoo when he wants to!

Join the Revolution! (I found this on XxProgsxLilyxXFlowerxX)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (I do this all the time!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile (I've done both.)

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, RuneWitchSakura,FamilyRose, Failing to Fall Out of Love, Prongsthewhitehart, thekeeperoftime

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit during school, while the rest of the class was completely silent and giving you the 'what's her deal?' look, copy this into your profile.

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Clear the Area by Alisha Ashton reviews
This is the story of you and Dean, and how he manages to slip past your defenses. Written so that you can put yourself in the OC's shoes. Sorta set end S8. Slightly AU in the fact that Dean, Sam, Castiel, Kevin, and YOU all live in the MOL Bunker. Everyone is healthy. Cas is still an adorably clueless angel with zero tact. (Title from appropriate Imogen Heap song)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,050 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, OC - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 340,383 - Reviews: 4099 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 4,712 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dramione Drabbles: Yule by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'YULE'. Post-Hogwarts. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Won FIRST PLACE in the December 2012 competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Missed Connections by UnseenLibrarian reviews
After a pleasant autumnal trip to Diagon Alley with her friends, a Missed Connection describing Hermione appears in the Daily Prophet's Personals column. Who could have left it? Hermione's mad with curiosity, but the identity of the sender remains a mystery. Harry knows, but wild hippogriffs couldn't drag it out of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Mistake by LadyAzrael1994 reviews
Kilauea Alaka'i, Kila for short, loves mixed martial arts. One day she meets Leland Chapman in the gym and that night she makes a huge mistake that turns out to be the best mistake of her life. rated as a precaution for future content.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,596 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011
Sex on the Beach by ilovetvalot reviews
When Penelope Garcia decides to depart on an unexpected, unscheduled vacation without telling her best friend, Derek Morgan tracks her to the Islands. When he arrives, sparks fly. Join the fun. Multi-chapter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
One Obvious, Tiny, Little Baby Hiccup by RZZMG reviews
One desperate Minister running for re-election. One feisty witch who could make him the perfect wife. Who will win the battle of sexes? Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. 2012 Dramione Couples Remix entry, based on "Love Actually" movie. Romance/Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sucked Onto The Titanic by seasidewriter1 reviews
Anna goes to an exhibit about the Titanic, which contains many artifacts. As she becomes invested in one particular artifact she finds herself sucked back into Titanic. But not JUST the Titanic. She's pulled into the movie. Rated for future content
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,897 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Impulsive Mythology by Lycan Lover reviews
SEQUEL TO PM: They were forced to hate each other for the rest of time, a curse put upon them by the Goddess' Aphrodite and Hera. Doomed to walk the earth loathing each other the descendents our greek couple struggle to cope, after all love is impulsive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,806 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heat of the Moment by Mali Bear's Buddy reviews
They say you only get one first time with a new lover. That things can only be brand new once and there's no going back. But they're wrong...at least in my case. Because Sam Winchester and I had two. Ch.1 featuring Soulless!Sam!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sam W.
What Not to Wear by badhairdays reviews
Kono is wearing a dress. Steve may have a problem with that.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Kono K., Steve M. - Complete
Kitchen Kapers by LadyBelletrist reviews
This story was inspired by the Morgan/Garcia Wednesday Night Girls! Morgan and Garcia are in Morgan's kitchen, nothing unusual about that..except that Morgan is no longer going to sit on the sidelines. He is going after the woman he wants!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia
Professional Boundaries by badhairdays reviews
Steve and Kono meet on a beach in Hawaii. Or a bar in Australia. Depending on how you look at it.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,304 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kono K., Steve M. - Complete
Staring contests and other games by badhairdays reviews
Kono's job is perfect. There's only one problem; her boss keeps staring at her.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kono K., Steve M. - Complete
A Certain Step by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Frustrated with the Minister for Magic and in possession of two left feet, Hermione is forced to take dance lessons. Under her instructors, she not only learns to move with grace, but gets more than she bargained for in the process. Veela!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Possessive Mythology by Lycan Lover reviews
Hermione is the daughter of Priam, King of Troy. Draco is the Greek God of War. Events have been set into motion by the Fates that cannot be undone, even by the King of the Gods himself. As the Trojan War continues Hermione falls deeper under War's spell
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,696 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Twitch by AtticFan reviews
Who would've thought that using a time turner practically every day for a year would have consequences? Certainly not 13 year old Hermione Granger. Once she hits 7th year she finds out how wrong she was. Fairly AU. Read&Review if you please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Your Hell Burns, Mine Glitters by AnaRose17 reviews
Not every girl opposes to a soulless man; Alexandria Hallberg is one of them. After her mother's brutal murder, she meets the Winchesters and gets a little more than she asked for. Set Season 6, Sam/OC.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,341 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sam W.
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though. A dragon's love is forever. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/HOT SHAGGING. Draco x Hermione. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Carnival by kalee60 reviews
Venice at Carnival time is bright,fun and deadly.Draco,playboy by day and black op's assassin by night, is on an assignment to save the wizarding world.But when Hermione Granger slams back into his life and current mission, is he ready for the challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Red Ribbon by xxbittersweet13xx reviews
Voldemort had fled from the war. Hermione married Ron, but their marriage was beginning to fail, and as if things couldn't get worse, she was kidnapped by a death eater, none other than Draco Malfoy himself. DMHG! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,963 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Marriage Law 51599 by jaci93 reviews
Post Hogwarts/War. AU/AR, OC, OOC, non/dub-consent. The Ministry institutes a new Marriage Law. "Hermione, Draco is going to be wed," Mr. Weasley said."Please tell me the reason that I'm here is because he wants me to cater his wedding," Hermione said.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,447 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Poker Night by angelically-devilish reviews
Sirius/Hermione/Charlie - It's poker night at the Weasleys & Hermione has some work that needs to get done. All work & no play makes Granger a dull girl...or does it? BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR GRANDE.VANILLA.SKIM.LATTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Dare You by kalee60 reviews
It’s been ten years since the war and it finds Hermione and Draco working as magical artifact recovery specialists. What will happen when close encounters and a sword of power make them face a growing attraction to each other? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Familiar Strangers by Kathy Rose reviews
Hoshi's in a mirror universe, but before she can go home, she has to overcome obstacles, including that universe's Captain Archer's decision to put her skills to use.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,988 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - H. Sato - Complete
The Art of Kissing by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
SiriusHermione - A much anticipated fair only causes more friction between two of the most combative members of Grimmauld Place. When Sirius & Hermione are forced to run a kissing booth together, will that friction turn into something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cherry Pie by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Somewhere In Romania by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Dumped by Ron and abandoned by Harry while hiding from the harsh media spotlight, Hermione takes comfort in the arms of their guardian. Gift for thekeeperoftime. CharlieHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Confusion and Obsession by jcschaefer reviews
Blaise Zabini learns he has a sister. Could she be the one for Playboy Draco? What does Hermione Granger have to do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,577 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The spinster by saralynfara reviews
You're not running away from me anymore, Granger. I won't let you." Hermione Granger survived a war, but will she survive working with a very strange Draco Malfoy ? Will they end up killing each other or... Post War DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,557 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When the Masks Come Off by angelically-devilish reviews
Remus/Hermione/Sirius oneshot. Hermione agrees to organize a masquerade ball for the boys and finds herself in a compromising position when the two mischievous Marauders corner her in her room. Rated M for LEMONS! You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Moving in by SiriuslyLoveBound reviews
Hermione moves in with Harry, Ron, Remus, and Sirius. What happens when she goes out alone with 2 very attractive and older guys? SBHGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Breathe Out, So I Can Breathe You In by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is scared of sex. Draco is not. He welcomes it with open arms, and plus he has been lusting after the prude since he could utter the word Mudblood. What happens when he finds out her little secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Injustice of it All by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Sirius and Remus spend the evening schooling Hermione in the art of discretion. SiriusHermioneRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Story of the Rock by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
For years Hermione has hidden a rock beneath the bathroom sink. Now that her children have discovered her secret she is forced to reveal the story of the rock. Winner of the Twin Exchange November 2008 Challenge. ViktorHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Shot by Kathy Rose reviews
Hoshi is on the run from Malcolm in a training scenario. Sequel to Tracked.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - H. Sato, M. Reed - Complete
In Pursuit of Granger by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione seeks revenge against the Weasley boys, but the plan backfires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Caught! by slytherincrush reviews
Hermione is caught red-handed by Draco...a new, delightful level of embarrassment! Warning: blush blush blush alert! :s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Getting Lucky by slytherincrush reviews
Who needs a plot when Draco and Hermione are getting it on? Not me. I don't need one. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trapped by alfalfajane reviews
The Ministry has been evacuated due to a leakage of raw magic; Hermione and Draco have been forgotten and are trapped in one of the many elevators. A One-Shot piece to bring a smile to your face!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Giving in to Temptation by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Fred and George go to visit Hermione one day and convince her that there is nothing wrong with feeling good every now and then. First in the series. FredHermioneGeorge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inked by NixItAll reviews
This isn’t any more exciting than any other quill… other than it smells bad… Lord, Hermione can be boring, she needs help.' Sirius shows Hermione that all work and no play... is no way to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
What Comes of 'Bite Me' by Sirie reviews
What happens when Hermione pushes Sirius just too far with those two little words. Smutty, Lemony, YUMMY! It's rated M NC17 for a reason. You've been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Discovering Hermione by Soap1 reviews
Sirius finds Hermione in a compromising position and can't stop thinking about it. When she comes to him at night, he can't say no. Hermione is not a minor due to Time Turner use, but stay away if it makes you uncomfortable. SBHG Smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Bain de Minuit by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Translates to Midnight Bathing ... “For the brightest witch of your age you really are naive”... SiriusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Trapped by mistress meo reviews
Sequel. Picks up where Pinned left off. Time to get some things settled. Draco and Hermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We Should Do This More Often by Soap1 reviews
In which Sirius lives at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, and has a particularly close encounter with Hermione and Remus. Quite AU, and not at all appropriate for younger readers! Lemony!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
serendipity by cutieismynam reviews
Harry makes hermione detention fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Angel, My Hermione by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
This is the last of the Our Little Affair Trilogy. This is where it all comes down. Sirius and Hermione finally meet. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot by merlinsbeard73 reviews
Something that I wrote during the hot summer and now that winter is here I thought we could use a warm up! Harry and Hermione having fun in the summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
New Possibilities, Starting With A Hug by LizieVamp reviews
Hermione has been so alone... can Draco and Blaise allow her to start anew? Warning: HERMIONEBLAISEDRACO FIC RATED M, if you are under 15 DO NOT READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Operation by La Belle De Nuit reviews
Lily finally realises her feelings for james...rated for smuttiness in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mum, Dad: Meet My Boyfriends by KissThis reviews
Hermione, Sirius, and Remus are blissfully in love, but what are our favorite characters to do when the Grangers hear that their daughter has a boyfriend. Singular. How ever is she going to explain that she has TWO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Snuffles' Stay by EternalCorruption reviews
Sirius shows up at Hermione's and stays for the summer, carefully disguised as Snuffles. (HG/SB) *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,439 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Best Christmas reviews
Hermione is feeling down about Christmas, enter Draco Malfoy and watch what happens!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete