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Joined 04-04-07, id: 1252602, Profile Updated: 12-27-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2800 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
A Right Jolly Old Elf by MarcyJ reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Welcome to Breaktown by Likeasunburn reviews
Original fiction & characters, refrences Twilight characters only. Sometimes people use being beautiful to get what they want out of life. Sometimes being beautiful costs a person their life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,558 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
St Marcus by Incantare reviews
How does Marcus feel about Edward and Bella's relationship in New Moon? The scene in Volterra from his point of view. Oneshot. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Ensuring a Happy Ever After by famousindafuture reviews
Bella goes too far with Jacob, what is the line between being comforted and taking advantage of friendship? What happens when Edward comes back? Sometimes a mistake has to be made in order to make things right. B.E fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,362 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Glimmering Girl by shobbs reviews
Taylight Fanfiction Challenge: Just how powerful is the melody of music? After a day spent with Alice, Bella finds love in a band.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Add To Your Hypocrisy by Likeasunburn reviews
Taylight Lexicon Challenge 1. Cullen Closet Hanson Fans: To her, image IS everything.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Mmmett Bop by Incantare reviews
Rosalie's repair work on Emmett's Jeep leads to her discovery of something hidden in the glove box...what are the results? One shot.Taylight Fanfiction Challenge 1. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by sillybella reviews
How can Bella make Charlie understand why she welcomed Edward back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Cullen Singstar night by chica-chilena reviews
Edward takes Bella to his place to enjoy a very special night. But it isn't quite what Bella expected...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen: A History by Falling.Twilight reviews
My History Professor asked me to write a... brief essay about Edward just to piss me off. What he doesn't know is that it will be ME who pisses HIM off when he realizes I got... carried away as regards the length of the essay 3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Dr Phil's Couch by N.Sidney reviews
Skits describing the happenings of Jacob and Edward on Dr. Phil's couch, in Jerry Springer's uncomfortable looking chairs, and on Oprah's couch! Rated T for some mildly mature humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Unwritten by N.Sidney reviews
Alice's story will not go under as unwritten. How does she cope with finding out who she used to be? How will Jasper help? How did it all start?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 183 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 162 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2001
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Bella's yearbook reviews
Bella looks through her yearbook from Forks high, remembering her old friends and reading the notes they left her. Post bite. Warning: Eclispe, chapter one spoiler
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Jessica's diary reviews
Ever wonder how Jessica felt when Bella came to town? Here's her diary, starting January 18th Bella's first day at school.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007