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Joined 04-04-07, id: 1252905, Profile Updated: 10-23-09
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Tomorrow People, 2013.

So it has come to my attention again that I needed to update my bio, and that my old bio had nothing really bio-ie about it... This would frustrate me if I was you, because I like to know the silly little details about other people here - they help me to be judgemental and biased :) So...

My Silly Little Details

Name: Paranoia... but also Katty (like meow) and Kat, and well just plain neighpony of course

Age: 19, I still haven't recovered from wanting to stop aging at 17 and I'm now nearly 20 - it's depressing!

Occupation: Full time Uni student, but thankfully getting towards that being over. Part time Supermarket worker, with many people enlisted to shoot me if that should continue after I finish uni. I also work for the uni... well the bit that I live in anyway, I suppose you'd describe it as a college with dorms and stuff (except that that's a very American concept and I live in Australia) - anyway, the point is I work in like a pastrol care kind of role, organise events, help people with whatever and enforce rules etc etc... I'm also a tutor for a few subjects, but not a very good one I don't think lol.

I live: Most of the year away at Uni, but other then that I live at home... I lived in Malaysia for a few months when I came out of school, it was for a TEFL volunteer thing. Salamat datang ke saya profile page to any of you who still get to enjoy shopping at KLCC whenever the whim takes you (I miss it sooooo much!)

My start in Fanficion: The first time I went looking for stories I didn't know what slash was - I assumed it meant like a slasher film or like really bad horror. So I avoided all those stories because I thought they'd be way too scary. If you've ever noticed, avoiding everything with the word 'slash' in it in fanfiction does not leave you with many options. I just couldn't understand how so many people could be so into horror, so one day I decided to harden up and read one. I was like "but that wasn't scary at all" so I read a few more then realised what the common denominator had actually been. I suppose you could say I cascaded from there.

I'm still on Fanfiction because: I like writing and I like fanfiction because it's honest. People like your work or they don't, it's nameless and faceless and judged entirely for what it is. That's a good break if you're anything like me and read way too much into life and how other people act. Most of all I like fanfiction because I like reviews and reading them when I have a shitty day or feel like uni is going crap and I'm no good at anything... they're proof that someone thinks I'm good a something, and that's nice :D

All the people who make me feel better:

tooweaktocureyou

L123o123v123e123

Cavriola

Boss-Lady

DarkLilith

Horrific Kitten

flying cuttlefish

cockroach62 (though u were being a dick, u still made me laugh)

Kiyoko-Kyte

BabyDragon848

parseltonge girl

moonstar the dragonwolf

Youko-sama

Rainbow-Monkey-1993

deafening-silence-215

PotterMental-Alleta

Emriel

Cursa

Chitra

Warrior from beyond

Rika100

tonksiscool

Heksie

darkwish3

glistening moon

Hope Cullen

mxnhpfreak

Nymoue

Zafiro

PSTurner

Amedee-chan

Ayame89

Crystallyn

DeathTheGirl666

panther73110

Blackmusasabi

gie

siriuslyremus

fraewyn

leilanisangel2

Johannas mirror

Mintaka the Comedienne

Vellouette

theonewiththeloveinherheart

SirLady Lupin

Ileranerak

rdg2000

PLEASE UPDATE

Obsessive Child

ReadingRed

killroy777

Shea Loner

Potterworm

Caliko

moshi95 AKA sherley C.

truest-of-true-loves

hpfananita

Desiqtie

Honeyed Amber

Jack

potterinu

Kohlrabi

tacticusthe11th

topazring

CuriousKitsune

Sylkie

riley

B2J

Dora

Michelle

Gertyfull Angel

Wolfwhispers

Oneironaut

Aria Dragoncrest

EvilLittleNerd1981

akuma-chan0326

gaul1

TP-Kataang

HappeeGoLuckee

Cherri202

ToxicManipulator

tallica343

Noc007

BelhavenOnTap

kittenonabroomstick

The Darkest wizard

cyiusblack

supercalifragilisticexplalidoc

paranoidbychoice

Toraus

Filly

Makurayami-Ookami

Caisele

ms.fredweasley

yellow 14

sandybeach6th

miss-harry-potter-weasley

iheartvolume

& of course - Sirenic Grifin and PenisControl... not that the latter has actually reviewed anything -slacker! :P

Ok... good enough profile now?

Katty xx

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Go the Distance by kenner reviews
When everything seems to go wrong at the end of his fourth year at Hogwarts, Severus finds himself in a place he wouldn't have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 157,178 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Severus S., Alastor M.
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 3,679 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Manipulator by Wellingtonboots reviews
The world lies in pieces at Voldemort's feet but he does not have the one thing he truely desires: Harry Potter's devotion. "Because not all love is Eros".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,094 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Just a Slytherin by Scamasax reviews
AU since book four. What if Umbridge had been against the Slytherin population at Hogwarts instead of the Gryffindors? Centers on Draco Malfoy and his friends from the fifth year. Canon parings but not until later chapters. Rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Draco M.
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4379 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6996 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Always Expect the Unexpected by Koinaka reviews
Draco Malfoy has always expected he would become a Death Eater upon reaching his sixteenth birthday. He did not expect to discover that his mother had kept a rather large secret from him. HARRY POTTER/TWILIGHT CROSSOVER
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,883 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Draco M., Jacob
Death Eaters Don't Cry by Tsona reviews
COMPLETE! Draco is given to LV after his rebirth and has the life of a DE he's always wanted, but struggles to find his place and to understand his relationship to the Dark Lord. Words fail everyone eventually. Then only actions- often desperate- suffice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,532 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
And Still Can't Stop Hoping by Samantha Aswad reviews
AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 2909 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Cost of Living by ktinkblot reviews
After the death of his father, Draco is lost. Throughout his sixth year, a familiar teacher will help him find not only who he is, but what he wants. NOT SLASH, Draco/Remus friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Remus L.
Friend or Foe by Niger Aquila reviews
To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,380 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Malignant Objects by Charlie -dashdot- Blue reviews
Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Love in the Time of Cavemen by PenisControl reviews
Chronicling the gay adventures of the first two Cavemen to ever think of putting their manstick in anything other than a Cavewoman. Harry/Draco AU/Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sexy Hogwarts by Secret Snoopy reviews
Slash parody! Hogwarts is a place where slash runs wild, without a plot or a quality check. Rated M for minor language, sexual situations and strong stupidity. Now with added slush!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 3,993 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
In the Beginning there was Boredom by deadthingsdontfly reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2006
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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One reviews
Part 2 of 'The Unforgiven', this is a tragedy but better a tragedy then a travesty right? I will have my kick-asre leader John with a side of Jedikiah hurt/comfort if I so have to write it myself and ignore the show. Update: Having now actually seen the finale - it totally surpassed my wildest expectations, kudos to the writers for restoring my faith in Johnmanity! :D
Tomorrow People, 2013 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2014 - John Y., Jedikiah P. - Complete
The Unforgiven reviews
When Roger was getting the stuffing kicked out of him in the lair, and John was having his Astrid-bourne epiphany... this is where I thought they were going. I was wrong. This is still awesome though with BAMF leader John returning to save the day.
Tomorrow People, 2013 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - John Y., Roger P. - Complete
Draconian reviews
Draco has a little secret... but a wolf cub won't stay little for very long... Warning, story contains warning requiring stuff - like language, death and uncertain levels of peadophilia...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,347 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Voldemort
The 7 Books of Harry Potter Much Shorter reviews
In every HP book there seems to come that moment where you think, if the stupid idiot had just done 'thing', then it could all have ended merrily. This is a list of 7 of those moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Once Again reviews
“Wake up you great lump – or die properly, now there’s an idea” “I hope you’re enjoying this Tommie, when I wake up I. will. Piss. On. Your. Corpse. then we’ll see who gets the last laugh shall we?” AU...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P.
Hummed Harry reviews
Because like I didn't have enough crack fics... Anyway, this is more of a vocab/writing challenge then anything - but it's fun /damn hard and everyone is welcome to join in - Hurrah! Now with slash and language warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Gathering reviews
HIATUS/UPFORGRABS It’s the end of 5th year, a depressed Harry allows himself to partake in something he would never have condoned. Too ashamed to see his friends, too jaded and scared about his fate in the wizarding world – he ran.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Harry P.
Sibling Who Lived We'll see about that reviews
Having a go at those sibling story cliche's etc that drive me mad. No offence intended, I prefer to call it a harsh suggestion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Caged reviews
Classic 'kidnapped, goes dark' Cons: my first fic, more cliches then you can poke a stick at, short. Pros: Complete, original twists, above average for the genre, and I write in English :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and The Need for a New Meeting Room reviews
Utterly pointless rambling - Not to be read by those who do not understand the concepts of parody, sarcasm, mimicry and the hotness of hot hotitty slash! Now see if you took that last bit seriously then you are a stunning example of 'not suited to this'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and Co are Better Off Alone reviews
Parody of some couples and it rhymes! So i got bored...Rated for language and sexual language kiddies reference to slash, if that's intolerable for you then don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
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