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This is my profile...pitiful ain't it? If you found your way here, then it's either because you happened upon one of my epic, ass-kissing reviews/essays, found yourself intrigued by my excellent grasp of the English language and wanted to see what stories I've written myself (HAH!) or you were searching for one of the million other "Dark..." user names and got me instead. In either case, tough luck 'cause there's nothing to see here. Hell, it took me this long from the time I created this account just to come up with this space filler.

I'm not a writer, I don't pretend to be a writer and I'll never be good enough to try my hat at writing. If I were to classify myself, I'd say I'm an idea man (but then aren't all writers?). That is I can come up with a bunch of interesting (at least to me they are) ideas, scenarios and branching plot twists for my favorite series and possibly even a non Mary-Sue OC that's semi-interesting, but I have no way of actually expressing any of these ideas.

To be honest, the only reason I created an account on this site in the first place since I knew I wouldn't be contributing anything is because a lot of authors I really liked wouldn't accept anonymous reviews. Kinda sucks that they won't accept you as a beta reader unless you've written something first. I'm at least pretty sure I could do a better job proofing a story than some of the other so-called beta'd stories I've read. Oh well, if you know anyone that would be happy to let a no-talent hack ride on their coattails with nothing to contribute except for the occasional "bright idea" and some proof reading, holla at me. Maybe I can get a story under my name after all.

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You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,734 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/9 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Time and Again by Barefoot XO reviews
When Xander Harris goes missing in the Congo, you'll never guess where he ends up. Or perhaps I should say when?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Xander H., Minerva M.] Harry P., Neville L.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,598 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 6,675 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 156,686 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/13/2008
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Ninja Revolution: The Scout by Jaraiya's apprentice reviews
He wasn't a Sage. He wasn't Minato Namikaze, or Rikkudo Sennin and never would be. He was just Uzumaki Naruto. He STILL wasn't the one to mess with. Akatsuki didn't realize when they set out to take the Kyuubi from him…but they'd figure it out eventually. The Samurai too. They were a pretty bright bunch, right? Non-Slash. AU. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,403 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 4,683 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13081 - Favs: 15,973 - Follows: 13,274 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 577 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Third Times the Charm by Xelan reviews
How well do we really know our parents? How many children have ever wondered whether their mother is actually their mother? What if one had a reason to ask and decided to do so? What if he was Harry Potter's son?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Fear is Often Greater than the Danger by thegenuineimitation reviews
"Just sit down, shut up, and go where the hat tells you without a fuss and you'll be fine." How does this single piece of advice change everything for the young Harry Potter? AU. Challenge Response.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P.
Hunter X by baynard reviews
Suicide mission? Been there. Impossible task? Done that. Genin Academy?Wait...say what? This is what happens when you get demoted Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,439 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U.
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Looking for Mr Suitable by wentworth360 reviews
Zatanna makes an important decision...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 163,506 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Zatanna Z., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Damsel by Xelan reviews
A late holiday story for 2011. A story of great heroism, chivalry and true love... well, it aspires to be. More of a comedic farce, really. H/Hr. I am not particularly kind to Ginny, but I try to be gentle. Ron is there but no speaking parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 7,383 - Follows: 1,564 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 423 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse by Clell65619 reviews
Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Sole Survivor by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 199 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Shampoo 12 by DB Sommer reviews
It's the beginning of my megalithic alternate universe series as Ranma arrives at the Tendou dojo with an unusual companion this time around.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 879,020 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Ranma, Shampoo - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 5,890 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just A Boy In A Ninja Mask by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Waking up in a Tokyo hounded by demons, aliens, and the Sailor Senshi, Naruto tries to live the life of a citizen. But when every enemy of the city wants his head, can he do that? By himself, with no allies or friends, he may not have an option.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,059 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. Not Yaoi. Seriously, cut that out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Konoha Shinken by kyugan reviews
In 2000 years of history, only one style has stood supreme above all else. Now, after half a century of absence, a new successor walks the land, searching for the answers to his past.
Crossover - Naruto & Hokuto No Ken - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 877 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Nukenin Chronicles by peppymint reviews
Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Nine Tailed Serpent: The Darkest Era by LT2000 reviews
Sequel to Nine Tailed Serpent. Uzumaki Naruto made an impulsive deal with a crimson-eyed devil, leaving his home and friends behind. Now, he wagers his life on a hopeless plan to obliterate Akatsuki from within, with naught but his existence as the prize.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,127 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Melancholy's Smile by TokehGecko reviews
Since birth, all he wants is what the majority wants; the end of his existence. But for him, this is an impossibility. Eventual SakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,786 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Itchy Fingers by atruwriter reviews
He loved to draw her. Dean/Hermione - OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/10/2009 - [Dean T., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bloody Whiskers by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto's hyperactive happiness is a mask, but what does it hide? His sadness and loneliness or his hatred and anger? The Kyuubi hasn't been a foreign concept to Naruto for a long time now, but a demonic link must be hidden at all cost, but for how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 143,569 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Tale of One Kitty by cloneserpents reviews
After a failed animagus transformation, Hermione seeks help from Harry and his girlfriend, Susan. Smut without a pesky plot or bothersome story. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 178 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 432 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 3,971 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Konoha no Tsurugi by TitaniumWyvern reviews
[Sword of Konoha]Naruto is a jinchuuriki who possesses the ultimate offense of wind. see as his progresses into the greatest asset of Konoha or it's cause of ruin. Pairing: NarutoxTayuyaxTemari [might develop into harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,908 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 287 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
True Hyuuga Genius by Nightblade888 reviews
To stop the Kyuubi, the Yondaime is forced to split apart a pair of twins...Hyuuga twins, and not just any Hyuuga, Hinata and her twin brother. Semisuper powered Naruto. [I don't own Naruto or any other characters you may recognize.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,099 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 11/27/2006
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Rise to Power by crashtestdummy reviews
What if Naruto gave up on Sakura just after joining team 7? How much stronger would he get now that he's focused on training? What differences will he make? How will he become Hokage? NarutoKurenai pairing CURRENTLY REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 422 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Initial Offensive by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Ino had already made the first move. She had the advantage. [True]Sequel to 'The Art of Unspoken Words'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,730 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Exiled Legend by ItzRayz reviews
What if Jiraiya leaves with a 5 year old Naruto for a long training journey? How will his life be different? Watch as Naruto experience harsh obstacles before finally becoming a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,929 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
To Measure My Capacity by Uniden reviews
Itachi wants someone powerful to fight him, so he can properly measure his capacity. How does the future change when he decides Naruto is a possible measure? Pairings revealed in later chapters, input and suggestions appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,804 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Till Eternity's End by The-Silent-Muse reviews
Forged from the twisted science of Midgar, and tempered by the shadows of Sephiroth, Uzumaki Naruto was power incarnated. Now, before the gates of Konoha, will this fallen angel find his absolution, or will his past haunt him until eternity's end?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,599 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U.
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again reviews
After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Blood Harvest by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Oh boy! Another Naruto dies story! Don't worry he comes back. Powerful! Naruto who works for death directly. Rating for safety, and maybe something else. From the creator of Hawk Eyes. Lemons...many, many lemons. Voting for girls is closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 274 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
These bloody eyes of mine by kuro-ninpou28 reviews
The sight of those eyes made him lose his words...crimson orbs that replaced his once sapphire blue...these were the eyes that Konoha praised so dearly...the accursed doujutsu that was the cause of his pain. One word left his gaping mouth.…Sharingan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,080 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Stray Bullet by setyourgoals reviews
[AU] What if Orochimaru missed? Instead of Sasuke, Naruto was the one that recieved the Cursed Seal. The consequences of this one action stands to change the fate of Naruto, as his life makes a drastic change. Warning : Not for AntiSasuke fans. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,792 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Dangers of Being A Konoha Playboy by Legendary Legacy reviews
Naruto and Jiraiya return with someone unexpected. Suddenly, a mysterious potion, a secret bet, a jealous teammate and a new rival are making Naruto's life hell, or is it heaven? NarutoXHarem fic. *THIS STORY HAS OFFICIALLY FLATLINED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,092 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Kage Bunshin! by BearRider reviews
What if Naruto learned the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, and the special training method that goes with it at an earlier age? [NaruXInoxTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,253 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Kissing Lessons for the Beginner by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Harry needs to learn how to kiss. Who do you think might be kind enough to help him? In chapter seven, Harry finally begins to understand his confusing, female best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron's Admirer by Goldy reviews
Ron has a secret admirer, Harry finds the entire thing highly amusing, and Hermione's jealous of Luna. RonLuna and HarryHermione pairing. Told from Ron's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,177 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Ron W., Luna L.