This is my profile...pitiful ain't it? If you found your way here, then it's either because you happened upon one of my epic, ass-kissing reviews/essays, found yourself intrigued by my excellent grasp of the English language and wanted to see what stories I've written myself (HAH!) or you were searching for one of the million other "Dark..." user names and got me instead. In either case, tough luck 'cause there's nothing to see here. Hell, it took me this long from the time I created this account just to come up with this space filler.
I'm not a writer, I don't pretend to be a writer and I'll never be good enough to try my hat at writing. If I were to classify myself, I'd say I'm an idea man (but then aren't all writers?). That is I can come up with a bunch of interesting (at least to me they are) ideas, scenarios and branching plot twists for my favorite series and possibly even a non Mary-Sue OC that's semi-interesting, but I have no way of actually expressing any of these ideas.
To be honest, the only reason I created an account on this site in the first place since I knew I wouldn't be contributing anything is because a lot of authors I really liked wouldn't accept anonymous reviews. Kinda sucks that they won't accept you as a beta reader unless you've written something first. I'm at least pretty sure I could do a better job proofing a story than some of the other so-called beta'd stories I've read. Oh well, if you know anyone that would be happy to let a no-talent hack ride on their coattails with nothing to contribute except for the occasional "bright idea" and some proof reading, holla at me. Maybe I can get a story under my name after all.