Kyoui-chanhide bio
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Gundam Wing/AC. This is Kyoui-chan speaking. Basic profiling: Name: Kyoui-chan You can call me: Kyoui-chan, Kyoui, Kyo I am: A lesbian. I have been on fanfiction.net since 7/5/03, going through two accounts before this one. Greatest quote so far: "Naruto. If I'm wrong, you will know right away, because he'll be trying to use his Chidori on your head." (Sakura, from Asuka Kureru's "A Matter of Head.") You can find me writing: Naruto fanfiction, at the moment. I update: Extremely sporadically. (winces) It takes me forever to write, about the same time to get around to typing it up, and I'm just generally lazy. In the Future: Things I Hate: In the Meantime: I have joined madd envy freak in her quest (?) to save the lemons. Because, seriously, shouldn't be so hateful to them. Anything rated 'M' with 'romance,' basically, to me, guarantees a lemon. If it doesn't have a lemon, don't rate it 'M,' people! Nice meeting anyone reading this. Also- (Regarding This bed of sand: I FRICKING DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE THAT. My advice to all other authors: Do not take inspiration that you received while half-awake when you wake up at 3:30 in the morning. Most certainly do not act on it and write it- wait until the morning when you are rational. Otherwise, you end up like me, writing a HET pairing. Which you don't like and don't see ANY basis for. -rant end-) |
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The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16444 - Favs: 12,725 - Follows: 10,868 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,408 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16047 - Favs: 25,522 - Follows: 22,283 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3914 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Red and Blue Makes Purple by Coffeetailor reviews
In his fight against Sasuke in the Valley of the End, Naruto would have died and taken Kyuubi with him had Shinigami not told the Fourth that he would keep Kyuubi sealed. And the dead cannot contain or be contained. Bringing the two together into one being in another world, he joined them to keep the seal intact. And thus was one violet eyed terrorist born. Naruto/GW crossover
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,264 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Duo M., Heero Y., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4207 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Treacherous Heart by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sexy, powerful Uchiha Sasuke has a new mission in Sound from Orochimaru himself: 'Seduce Hatake Kakashi, and bring him to MY side.' But the heart is a treacherous thing, and Sasuke's about to find out how traitorous it really is. KakaSasu KabuSasu OroSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 112,486 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Lemonade by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
An unfortunate accident with a demonic portal dumps Faith Lehane, Duo Maxwell, and Uchiha Sasuke into a hell dimension. Knowing these three, things can only get worse from there. Crossover: BtVS, Gundam Wing, and Naruto. WIP
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,896 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/3/2005
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dusk Boulevard by Asterixa reviews
...yes, it IS another one. Drama and angst abounds as Tayuya once again appears to disturb Kabuto and Sasuke's comfortable life, and... what's this! Naruto's got a new stalker! And this one is a bit more of a challenge...AU,YAOI,MPREG GaaNaru, KabuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,254 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 8,125 - Follows: 7,294 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Crossed Wires by Asuka Kureru reviews
Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Heirs by Capricious Purple Clarity reviews
SEQUEL! GWHP crossover. The Gundam pilots plus Draco attempt to go on with their lives as usual, which isn't very usual at all. But what's this about a second prophecy? And why is Harry looking for an Heir to Slytherin that isn't Voldemort? YAOI
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 188,250 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M., Duo M., Heero Y.
The Eighth Celestial Warrior by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
CHANGED SUMMARY Sasuke finds a girl in the forests around Konoha and he takes her back with him. But little does he know that she has a secret mission: a mission that'll turn his world as he knows it upside down. NOT SASUxOC NejiSasu, actually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,078 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Twisted Desires by Odyssion reviews
Naruto chases after Sasuke, only to find him in the arms of Itachi. And in some twisted way, he hates him for it. [ItaSasu, NaruIta, NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Of Brothers and Lovers by Jedi.Vixen reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke deals with seduction at school, home, and the business world. GaaraxItachixSasuke, NejixSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,626 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Filming Naruto by JuliTina reviews
Things are not what they seem behind the Naruto film set. A total disregard for canon. ItaSasu pairing and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Ceremony of Innocence by Ayien reviews
30 drabbles on illicit relationships. In the darkness, Temari is not a seductress, Kankuro is not a puppet made by his his father's ghost, and Gaara is not the desert's child. Sandcest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,638 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Sand In Your Shorts by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Fishcake and nothing by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha's Game by ame shiroi reviews
He makes the cutest noises when I ‘play’ with him. He smiles almost coyly at me and says in a childish voice “Aniki, come play with me.” Threeshot. Itasasu. Lemon, uchihacest. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Acting Like It's True by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sequel to SWIMMING IN CHAINS. Sasuke is at a club posing as a girl, with Gaara's eye stuck to his ass. Afterwards, Gaara tries to dominate again, but Sasuke is feeling a bit more rowdy than usual. NejiSasu SasuGaa A bit of OC DDB in the story as well! :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Swimming in Chains by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sadistic Sasuke is at the one year anniversary of team 7's reunion. But what happens when both he and sadistic Gaara find an entire room full of torture devices in the basement? Total sadistic chaos. Includes uncaring Neji and ChickenShit Naruto. GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Completion by ame shiroi reviews
The only conclusion I could come to that did not involve drugs or illness was: I have gone crazy. Which seemed like a pretty accurate conclusion to me. But how was I supposed to say no? Itachi x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Gaara, Itachi U. - Complete
The Covered Sun by NayanRoo reviews
The Hyuugas are one of three great powers in a city ruled by the underworld. Wanting a person eliminated, Neji is sent to make sure that it happens, with an unconventional payment method in mind. [OroNeji, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Orochimaru, Neji H. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suit Square by Asterixa reviews
Sequel to Whore Street. Spring is in the City, and Sasuke has gotten over Naruto! Whose turn is it to be angsted over now? Not anyone expected. Also GaaNaru's settling in, KiShi and KakaIru fluff, behindthe scenes ZabuHaku, LeeNeji. YAOI. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,374 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 176 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Kisses by Crystal Dragoness reviews
Naruto has just transferred to a new school and is out of money. In desperate need of a job, he takes the first one offered to him. What if that job happens to be an internet porn company? What if he's paired up with one, Uchiha Sasuke? Au, Highschool Fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Curse by demonrubberducky reviews
Challenge Fic: Kakashi notices that Iruka never seems to date anyone, and decides to find out why. Are Iruka's relationships really cursed like the sensei believes? And more importantly, will Kakashi be able to break that curse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Epidemic by NayanRoo reviews
A mysterious disease is quietly claiming lives across the country. When Neji falls ill, it's up to a disillusioned doctor and a disgraced genetecist to find a cure. Complete AU. [ItaNeji] [OroSasu] [Many other pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,877 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Disambiguation by ursweetheartless reviews
A young Sasuke is smitten with his brother, and will do anything to keep Itachi's attention. Uchihacest, eventual Lemon, Inc, 2nd Nauto fic ever, so be gentle. more reviews quicker updates, maybe... [UPDATED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Something Profound Akatsuki crack by ursweetheartless reviews
Itachi's new partner tries to get him to open up a little and in the process an unnerving selfdiscovery is made. rated for language and attmitted disfunction. Kisame, Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Let Us Dance, Let Them Drink, Let It Snow by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Three part oneshot! Naruto and company are at a club on christmas eve, but Neji doesn't want to dance. Well, Sasuke will just have to make him by using the jealousy technique: dancing with Naruto! A reviewer's request NejiSasu, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Dulce Et Decorum Est by Ayien reviews
When Kakashi and Iruka follow Naruto into the forest at night, they learn just what Naruto has sacrificed to keep Konoha safe. It is Kakashi's duty, confronted with his failure, and Gaara of the Sand's to bring Naruto back from the darkness. Betaed by Ais
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,060 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Look to the Sky at Morning by ursweetheartless reviews
challange fic. the sun set over the mountains to the west was rather breathtaking, but Uchiha Sasuke didn't notice such things. He had one goal that night, a goal he'd had to work himself up to for days and days. He was going home. Uchihacest, YAOI, dubco
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
After the Fall by Odyssion reviews
It didn't take all the king's horses and all the king's men. All it took was one little brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Somatic Memory by DB2020 reviews
A freak accident lands Squall under the care of an irritated exknight. The relationship that develops soon becomes something only Seifer has any memory of. When Seifer can’t let go, will he be able to make Squall’s body remember?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Admit I'm Sexy by DireAfterglow reviews
Naruto x Sasuke Boys find themselves wound up in eachother in the worst of ways
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Give Unto Nothingness by Crystal Dragoness reviews
Kyuubi's in heat. Naruto's on the prowl. Poor Konoha... NaruEveryone
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Re Rejuvenated by yukuro reviews
One night, Sasuke opens the door to find an interesting little surprise on his doorstep. The next thing he knows, he's found himself a new roommate. Unfortunately, no one did explain Kakashi's special new circumstance. [KakashixSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Strangers in a Strange Land by Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ron W., Kidomaru
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Perks of Being a Ninja by Snitwick reviews
Itachi has a bad day. Kisame thinks getting drunk will make it better, but Itachi just wants to be left alone. Double drabble. Complete. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Whore Street by Asterixa reviews
AU, Yaoi, GaaNaru and other side pairings. In a huge dreary City, a group of friends ekes out an existence in the only way they know how to. But new complications arise when the police takes a heightened interest in the workings of Whore Street. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Shinobi's Guide to Puberty by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Sas Uke Preggers no Jutsu by Jedi.Vixen reviews
Uchihacest. semicrack. Itachi stops Sasuke from getting married and introduces his knew Seal, which explained why he killed the clan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kawarimi no Jutsu by Odyssion reviews
They were only remotely similar at best, but to Sasuke they were close enough. [KakaSasu, SasuKabu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Sighs and Slender Fingertips by Snitwick reviews
Post time skip. Anko and Temari's relationship is a temporary story of beautiful hips and lips, of sighs and slender fingertips, of need and desire and space all woven into a single thread. AnkoTemari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Anko M., Temari - Complete
Not at the Academy by Odyssion reviews
There are many things a shinobi must know that are not taught at the academy. Naruto is willing to teach Jiraiya the Sexy no Jutsu... for a price.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
Weapons Cast Away by Gigabomb reviews
Kimimaro x Tenten, canon. On a training journey following the finals of the Chuunin Exams, Tenten comes upon a boy in a field, and in the process gains an unexpected training partner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Kimimaro K., Tenten - Complete
Weapons Check by dilemmalicious reviews
NaruSasu! Two young shinobi compare their arsenals on a hot summers day, then Naruto proves he's still the Number One Ninja of Surprises. LIME and LEMON, plus kinky things to do with chakra. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Lessons by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
A Stupid Philosophy by Snitwick reviews
When Kakashi catches Sasuke with an adult magazine, he tells him that there are some things in life that you won't know whether or not you like until you try them. Sasuke disagrees. Crossdressing ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thinking Outside the Box by Snitwick reviews
The first assignment Kakashi assigns his Philosophy class each year is a onepage paper on the word if. It's the first, last and only test he hands out. Who will pass it this year? KakaSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven Days Makes One Weak by Snitwick reviews
If someone had told Neji a week ago that he would sleep with Uchiha Itachi, he would have glared at them. But that would have been a week ago. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Dedicated Brother Itachi by karma-chan reviews
A terrible & disturbing Naruto fic. Seriously. Don't read if you are easily offended. Especially don't read if you don't have a sense of humor. OOC, implied pedophilia, incest. Itachi on an assignment to kill Orochimaru. ItachiSasuke, ?Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
This Future Place by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Ten years in the future; the trials of being someone like Neji in love with someone like Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004
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Fanfic Rants with Duo Maxwell reviews
Duo and the other Gundam boys are at an anime convention, and Duo’s presenting a panel, which turns out not to be as innocent as it seems
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Duo M., Heero Y.
WineRed Sun reviews
Itachi's ruin is like the sun.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Criminal Insanity reviews
School. Serial killers. Deranged siblings. And shinobi training on top of that. [modern AU, main ItachiGaaraSasuke, lots of other pairings. Yaoi, yuri, het.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,386 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Sensitive Blood reviews
Itachi’s senses haven’t worked for him for a while. Sasuke is no longer a child, and it leaves him empty. [ItaSasu Uchihacest. Kind of bloody. YAOI.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Realization reviews
They’re trying to figure out why we would dress like that, and sometimes they are scared because they can’t. [AU, Goth!Sasuke, references to ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Stability reviews
They are supposed to fall apart. They don’t. Life goes on in odd ways. [SasuSakuNaruHina foursome fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleepless reviews
On insomnia. Gaara knows each rung of the cycle, and more. [drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Full Moons and Diplomats reviews
Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Shocked reviews
People who found out that Kabuto was 'together' with Orochimaru were usually shocked. [OroKabu, proOrochikun. Take that, bashers.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
This bed of sand reviews
She doesn't understand him and he doesn't get her, but in some strange way they are kept together. [GaaSaku, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Counseling reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete