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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Artemis Fowl.

i am incredibly sorry for all who have been trying to read my story, Artemis Fowl and Hogwarts. It is still under construction, which is probably quite obvious to all who are still trying to read it. i would update more often, but my room mate, who is an art major, sucks all creativity i may have had to fuel senseless projects her teachers set her. so i have been stuck. you will be happy to hear, though, that i am planning on cutting off her alternate source of creativity, leaving her with only the source that God gave her. so. hopefully, there will be updates, often and soon. however, i feel i must apologize for the incredibly long wait you have had to suffer. i am currently attempting to end the dry spell.

About Me:

I am insane, crazy, nuts, mad, however you wish to call it.

Dresden's first lesson at Hogwarts: When you encounter something scary, evil, and a whole lot bigger than you: run away. don't try to be brave. just run away. it's ok to run; i do it.

When You Believe All is Lost... Look Again.

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 13356 - Favs: 17,073 - Follows: 12,037 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Selected Entries From the Diary of Brittany Pierce by fancykidx reviews
"Maybe if I train Blaine I can introduce him to Kurt and they can have little puppy babies together." A sequel to Not Like the Movies, in which Brittany attempts to find Blaine someone to rub unicorn horns with.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Possibility by Jazzy1 reviews
Hermione and Draco make a terrible mistake over something that may have been. Dr/Her. Warning: Contains Adult Themes, Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,830 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Early Morning Inquisition by Allotropism reviews
Oneshot and quite silly. Let it be known that nothing will stop a Ms. Hermione Granger from claiming a bed when she's really sleepy – not even if said bed was already otherwise occupied. Time to see what happens when Harry and Ron find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
The Plan by snmwordbender reviews
Cliche, I know. Ron cheats on Hermione by snogging Lavendar. As Hermione falls into the arms of the Slytherin prince, what drama will the new American visitors cause? Please read and enjoy! Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,823 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Cause and Effect by Mockingbirdflyaway reviews
Cause: A fairy stealing the Mona Lisa. Effect: Having to put up with the most irritating, unpredictable woman on the planet while you try to recover it and avert another crossworld disaster.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Artemis F.
Virgin Eyes by Akira-sun reviews
Draco and Harry get caught having a little too much fun. Lemony goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Advanced Potion Making by medievalruins reviews
Due to a failure to show up for class, Draco Malfoy gets stuck with Hermione Granger as a Potions partner. But a night that began with making a Befuddlement Draught, quickly turned into a night of pleasure, and then of disaster. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wager by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Oh My God! by XPlainJaneX reviews
Oh, the bloody Gryffindors could never get anything right. Maybe he would sit her down and explain exactly what you did when you walk in on your boyfriend cheating… I'm going to need rope and a sharp knife and what's that muggle stuff called again…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just So You Know by BelleOfSummer reviews
"Yes, I'm so jealous… I'm so bloody jealous because you're too damn pretty." *COMPLETE!* Long one shot Draco/Hermione/Blaise -Now with a Beta-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Partners in the Tent by lrigD reviews
Booth and Brennan are out on a case in rural Virginia and they need a place to sleep. Post 5x16 but before season 6, enjoy! Second chapter is an alternative, M-rated ending.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,999 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Christmas Incentives by SS-HPFC reviews
The Ministry offer new Incentives for Married couples and parents just in time for Christmas. DM/HG. For Her Tainted Quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her Fantasies by MissBloodyDel reviews
Companion to "His Fantasies". A short one-shot of one of Hermione's fevered fantasies. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Fantasies by MissBloodyDel reviews
A smut-filled one-shot of one of Draco's dirty fantasies. Enough said. LOL. Major smut- so beware. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change Of Plans by Dustmites reviews
Sometimes things change and it can throw your entire life plan off track. That certainly happened to Hermione Granger, and now she finds herself living in the muggle world once again. But what happens when she runs into an old 'friend? D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,154 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Say Goodnight and Go by elegantgoth89 reviews
"Being with Hermione Granger went against everything he was as a person. Wanting her was wrong." Draco goes after Hermione in this cute little one-shot . Mild Smut. A/U. READ AND ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Concentrate by DressupBarbii reviews
Sitting in class and can't concentrate? Hermione is definitely having issues with that. A series of events that leaves two student's unable to concentrate. READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Drunk On You by foggybythebay reviews
There had been some butterbeer and some banter, but what for the life of him, Draco couldn't remember what happened between that and finding himself beneath one Hermione Granger who was screaming out his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wilful Blindness by Pixie Child reviews
Zoe pretended not to notice. -Jo/Zane, Zane/Zoe-
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Jo L., Zoe C. - Complete
Kissed The Teacher by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns reviews
Far too scholarly for a teacher who currently had his male student half naked on his desk. Harry/Kurt. quite sexy oneshot ;
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Lips Of An Angel by Jabberwocky92 reviews
A small song fic between Remus and Hermione to the song Lips Of An Angel. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Brave Ones by Elysium66 reviews
Hermione learns that there might be the odd occasion when it is actually worth losing out to Draco Malfoy. That doesn't mean that she plans to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Out to Pasture by etcetera-cat reviews
Growing old disgracefully. A Grass is Greener story.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Today's the Day by imagineyourownworld reviews
Today's the day. Draco was finally going to make her his, whether she was ready or not. 'She was alone, vulnerable and in need of comfort. And he was more than willing to give it to her.' Set during HBP. One-shot. Reviews are appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love, Carefully Folded by dressagegrrrl reviews
Why does Hermione keep ending up naked in bed with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 4,689 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione pointers by PigfartsPigfartsHereICome reviews
10 do's and dont's for those writing those wonderful Dramione's... Rated M just to be sure, seeing as I don't feel like being suspended today :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Yogurt by Lady Ardana
A Drabble I wrote about a year ago. Partly based on a true story. Set sometime after Thomas moves in.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/26/2010 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Proactive by homeric reviews
Challenge fic. Josef knows how to get things done.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Josef K., Mick S. J. - Complete
Why wizards can't use electronics by JTheGoblinKing reviews
A story about why Harry Dresden cannot use electronics.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Need You Now by Aksannyi reviews
Songfic. The title of the song is the title of the story. Set in the present, so sometime after "Reunion." Tony and Ziva's desperate thoughts leading up to something they've both wanted and needed for years. TIVA sex yay , some season 7 spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Changed by sue2008 reviews
Two years passed since the end of season 6 and Ziva is coming back. How will everyone react? Would she be able to deal with her demons? There is one change to the story so please read the A/N.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
Laying Down the Secrets by S. E. McCrory reviews
They both keep secrets from people. She does because it keeps her alive and he does because he’d rather people didn’t know his inner, mushy side. But the more time they spend together, the more truth comes out.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Baby Steps by M E Wofford reviews
Set a couple of months after the episode Reunion so spoilers for that episode and Truth or Consequences as well. Tony is determined to help Ziva reintegrate into the team.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Enjoy the Silence McgeeAbby by Elyse6heart6 reviews
A quick one-shot fan fic about my favorite couple, on my favorite TV show- McAbby, NCIS :D Inspired by the Lacuna Coil cover of the same name : Beta by Royari :D
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Washington DC Drunks by Triangulum reviews
After a bad day, a FBI agent, an NCIS agent and an anthropologist walk into a bar...Drunken revelations, new drunken friends and drunken romantic revelations. "You're saying a love her 'cause she's crazy?" BB/Tiva. Same as Drunk in DC and A Drunken Start
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Livin La Vida Loca by Miss Barbara reviews
Tony needs to repay a favour to Abby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
The Sixth Law Broken: Inuyasha meets Harry Dresden by The Laughing Swordsman reviews
When Kagome Doesn't return home from the past, her parent's call up the only Wizard in the phone book: Harry Dresden! However, Dresden brings new bad guys along, and soon you can't swing a cat without hitting a demon. Ch1 revised for clarity.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
Pai Sho And Tea by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
Has anyone ever thought what would happen if all the wise old men got together? Iroh, Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlyn, and the First Doctor get together to discuss life, the Universe, and everything over tea and pai-sho. Crackish one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Albus D., Iroh - Complete
Real by forgetablelove reviews
Gaia's in New York again. At Grey's Papaya's and you know who she sees. Post-Fearless and Fearless: FBI technically
Fearless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
A summer with Granger by imslytherinatheart reviews
Draco has to go into hiding and gets stuck living with Hermione and her roommates for the summer. Draco gets a few surprises on the way. I own nothing but plot. HGDM. I'm rating M for just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,262 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
High Explosives by TombCrank the Crafty reviews
Harry Potter has never dated a normal woman. Why should he start now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Happenstance by SCOOTERBUG1986 reviews
Just before leaving Hogwarts for good, Draco and a fellow student share a night in the tower together. Little did Draco know, that night made him a father. What happens when he bumps into her and the baby, one year later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 135,911 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Secret to Life by EE's Skysong reviews
Gaia and Ed discuss the secret to life and other random topics over bagel remnants. Alldialogue sillyfic.
Fearless - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
An Itch Only Harry Potter Can Scratch by kmou reviews
Draco Malfoy has an itch that only Harry Potter can scratch. H/D Slash! Complete. Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and Hogwarts reviews
Artemis Fowl; child prodigy. only now, he finds that he is also a wizard. engineering umbridge's and fudge's downfall aren't the only things on his to do list. He also has to deal with his crazy american teacher, and his childhood best friend harry potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008