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Joined 04-05-07, id: 1253326, Profile Updated: 05-07-09
Author has written 9 stories for High School Musical, and Camp Rock.

FORMER PENNAMES: SamiDahling, Sami-Fo-Fami, SamiWritesLoveOnHerArms, -Sorry Mr. Egg-, Sam-E-I-E-I-O, Sami 8D, -I.Pancake.In.The.Crisco- (I need to stop changing it so much...)


Meh. So, I don't really like H.S.M. anymore... Like, at all. I'm going to start over here on FanFiction, but don't really feel like deleting my stories... If you'd like to go to muh new account... Go here. XOXOXO


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I have an important announcement to make:

I probably won't be spending much time writing on here anymore. I'm not feeling very inspired for any of my stories, other than 'What Friends Are For,' and I just feel it's unfair to leave you guys hanging as I've done. I'll continue to update 'WFAF' when I get the chance, though you and I know that's not very often.

I'm really, really sorry. It's been so great writing HSM stuff for you all, and I'll continue to read your stuff... I just need a break from writing it. However, I have got a story up on the JBFA that some Jonas fans might possibly be interested in. To be honest, I haven't updated that in a while either, but I really do plan to. The link's at the bottom of my profile.

If you are interested in taking 'When All Is Said and Done,' 'Faking My Own Suicide,' 'The Life You Left Behind,' or 'Phone Hostage' out of my hands, please let me know. I have no problem with allowing someone to adopt them, as long as you're a decent writer and are more dedicated than I am. Please just tell me before you take.

Oh! And I'll continue to write 'To Catch a Cheater' with jonesy/Emily.


MOi

Name--> Sami/Sam

Sex--> No thanks... LOL. No, I'm a girl.

Age--> 15

Location--> 'Cause I'm just THAT stupid, right?

Orientation--> Straight

Social Classification--> Punk/Grunge

Religion--> I'm a Christian, but not just for the sake of saying I'm a Christian. I honestly am born again.


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OTHER SiTES

My FanFic Blog--> Porkeepine 2.0 (New URL!)(last updated October 26th)

My Graphics Site/Blog--> Soda Pop & Ritalin (Under Construction)

My MySpace--> Thank God 4 Esteban

My YouTube--> thePUNKjunkee (1 video)

My Iconator--> BREAKINGpoint ( 2 icons; 5 avvies)

My FictionPress--> xliveROCKxloveROCKx (0 stories)

My IMDb--> XfeedXyourXheadX


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SAMi'S FAVORiTES

Color--> Black (Unless you're one of those color Nazis who likes to point out that black's not a color. In which case, my technical favorite color would be purple.)

Food--> Everlasting Gobstoppers (Does candy count?)

Band--> Queen (Words cannot describe my complete obsession with Freddie Mercury's voice.)

Singer--> besides Freddie, I'd have to say Alice Cooper (Who is a guy, by the way... Uncultured swines)

Movie--> The Breakfast Club (I could watch this every day and never get tired of it. I notice new jokes to laugh about each time I see it.)

TV Show--> House M.D. (Hilarious and completely enthralling at the same time. Hugh Laurie dazzles me frequently...)

Song--> Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull (It's fucking 45 minutes long. A rock masterpiece with flutes. Ahmazing. It's my favorite album too, of course...)

Book--> The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster (It's crazy good.)

Animal--> Moose (I used to see them all the time when I lived in Maine. They're massive and adorable at the same time :D)

FanFic Fandom--> On FanFiction.net, it's High School Musical. I prefer Jonas Brothers, though, on jonasbrothersfanfictionarchive.com. And I'm not even a Jonas fan... The stories just tend to rock hardcore.


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LiNKS

x The link for "Spiral Bound Connections," the story that I formerly shared with Paige, now on luvschaylor4ever's account.

x The poster for "Spiral Bound Connections," credited to Paige.

x "The Notebook Rules," from "Spiral Bound Connections."

I like to make posters for my stories, as well as other authors'. These are listed from newest to oldest, so you can probably tell how I've um... progressed, LOL. The story's status is in parentheses to the right of the link.

x What Friends Are For (in-progress)

x The Life You Left Behind (discontinued)

x The Life You Left Behind (old version) (discontinued)

x Everything You Want (for HSMBonesFan and ZaNeSsA-sUpPoRtEr's story)

x Everything You Want (poster #2)

x To Catch A Cheater (hiatus)

x Thirteen (discontinued)


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THiNGS THAT PiSS ME OFF

-Twilight's sudden popularity among preps.

-People who go to Hot Topic, despite the fact that they would rather be at American Eagle. There are other places to buy Twilight stuff. Honestly.

-"I could care less"

-Hollister/Abercrombie

-Loud flirting

-"Supposably"

-OMG! OMJ! OME! etc.

-Dumbasses

But I'll be friends with anyone :


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You can officially read my newest fanfic, called "Facedown," at one of the three Jonas Brothers FF locations:

Jonas Brothers FanFiction Archive

Jonas Brothers Fan Fiction (forum)

Jonesin' for Jonas (forum)

Rating: K+/T

Pairing: Probably JoexOC, but I'm not sure. I might pair the best friend up with someone too...

Summary: Logan's as klutzy as they come. She's constantly tripping over herself, slamming her fingers in the door, etc. When one of her accidents happens at a Jonas Brothers concert, she finds herself in over her head.


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Relocation by awillowdeeplyscarred reviews
Everyone is entitled to at least one summer fling in their lifetime. But could this be more than just a fling? Troypay. Review please.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,316 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
Replaced by Emmi82 reviews
Troy is a great bball player who doesnt know what its like to have a family. Gabi is a daddy's girl and has everything she wants. His coach, Gabi's father decides to give him the family he never had. What will Gabi do about the feeling of being replaced?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,340 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
California Love by weatheredcreator reviews
Troy is the hottie of California, Gabriella is the cute surfer and bartender. They meet, and an there's an instant spark. This is their story. Very fluffy TROYELLA and Chaylor. Read&Review! Chapter 37 up...complete! Thank you so much everyone!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Way Too Deep by valele reviews
AU. Shane Gray disappeared five years ago, and when he comes back, Mitchie Torres, a reporter at Pop Informer, gets the assignment of the 'Shane Gray story'.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,706 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Internal Desire by giantzacface reviews
Oneshot. It's nothing substantial. I don't really know what the pairing is...you decide.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Everyone Has a Problem by awillowdeeplyscarred reviews
A problem shared is a problem halfed. Two teens struggle to cope with entirely different problems. Will they get help before it's too late? Gabriella and Sharpay centric, but NOT Gabpay. Thanks to Baby-M-xo, my writing sister, and Susan for the title. R&R
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
All for you by Toria-Phoenix reviews
Sharpay Evans always got what she wanted. Sharpay/Ryan Sharpay/Others WARNING: Character death.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
High School is Not a Disney Movie by CanonAntithesis reviews
Everyone, please give this one a chance. In real life, no one's perfect, not even Troy Bolton. When presented w/something he really wants, even though he knows it's wrong, will he be able to say no? Penname changed from GimmeABeat to CanonAntithesis
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,243 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by marebear11 reviews
It all started with a swingset when they were both 5. Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez have been best friends ever since. They've been through everything together. When word get's out that Troy's engaged, how will she take it? Will she be able to let go?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,426 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Never Expected This by Emmi82 reviews
He wanted to make his ex jealous and he wanted the same for her crush, so they pretend to be together. Perfect plan right? If yes, then think again, because one night may lead to unexpected things.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Moonlight Dancing: High School Dreams by ChaylorTwilightQueen10 reviews
Summary Inside! Now that Chad and Taylor have patched things up about their relationship being revealed, it's time to grab some grub. But everyone knows you have to face your enemies sometime...right? Author's Note Inside!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,289 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006
It Could Never Happen by Emmi82 reviews
If you like Off Limits, I promise you will like this! Many circumstances prevent Troy and Gabi from being together, will they be able to find a way? More Inside! Troyella!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Glamour Shots by Seraph Lucifia reviews
Glamour Shots follows a collection of oneshots and drabbles envolving the love affairs of Troy Bolton and Sharpay Evans, otherwise known as TROYPAY. The good, the bad, and the gory. Rated T for obvious reasons. UPDATE Chapter 7: Hate, Maybe POEM
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Forever and a Night by Stessa reviews
I, I never thought I'd be, Lost inside your eyes, Living out this fantasy, But now, with every breath we take, All I think about, Is the love we're gonna make. - A Troypay one-shot dedicated to Nathalie. Rated M for a reason.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by Allume a Pense reviews
oneshot, mini story. Sharpay reflects on Fanfiction and the many fabricated stories of her life.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
I Will Be Me by musicofthenight32 reviews
Sequel to 'When Dreams Come True' Ashley Tisdale is now embarking on her first ever tour! Follow the cast as they travel across the country with new crushes, dogs and a lot of caffiene! A luley story. Chap 10 up! on hiatus, sorry
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,988 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007
Sick Inside by musicofthenight32 reviews
Troy and Sharpay are dating but he kissed Gabriella and now she's sick inside. No one is talking to her except for a certain blonde boy...Can Ryan save Gabriella from becoming a social pariah? Troypay slight Troyella Ryella
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007
Sleepover by xXPATDxFOBXx reviews
Basically it's when the main...9 people of HSM have a sleepover. What will they find out? Please read and review.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
The Girl of two many crushes by SummerSplash2000 reviews
My name is Gabi Montez. I have two major crushes, one is Troy Bolten the other is Ryan Evans. They both tell me they like me.How will I choose? I have decided to make this a comedy, with Troy and Ryan doing hilarious things to make her choose them.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
Fwd: 44 Things A Girl Would Die For by ChaylorTwilightQueen10 reviews
My wonderful masterpiece has arrived. It came to me in a chain letter, hence the title of the story. It's pretty long, duh it's Chaylor, I hope you like it!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Chad D., Taylor M. - Complete
The Assignment by xXPATDxFOBXx reviews
The English teacher, Mr. Jones, gave everyone an assignment where they have to write 50 random things. I hope you enjoy it!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
When Dreams Come True by musicofthenight32 reviews
Meet Ashley Tisdale, a small girl with big dreams who gets paired off with Lucas Grabeel in the movie High School Musical. Will Ashley's dreams come true and will she fall in love or will professionialism drown everything? A Luley fic, author's update up!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,713 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? by icesk8er93 reviews
Troyella Gabi and Troy don't know each other.Do they become more then friends?Or will the cliques seperate them? will there love continue to be a mystery?Read and find out! i own nothing!except the plot R&R ON HOLD!
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,909 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006
A Random 2 days with the HSM Cast by xXPATDxFOBXx reviews
Oneshot.It's supposed to be funny and random. This has nothing to do with the real cast. A crossover with House M.D. I suck at summaries. JUST READ.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Untitled4 by SVU101 reviews
it's the END! thank you all reviewers:enjoy the last chapter!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006
Untitled3 by SVU101 reviews
Sequel to Untitled2. Gabriella is back, but Troy thinks it's a dream, will he come to his senses and realize it isn't a dream? CHAPTER 18 up
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,974 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Untitled2 by SVU101 reviews
They are expceting a baby what can go wrong? FINISHED TISSUES ARE NEEDED!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
untitled by SVU101 reviews
Gabriella has been avoiding the whole group. TRoy tries to figuer out whats wrong with her,but what will happppen when he finds out the truth? i don't have a tittle but i will have one soon!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Ryan by Goodbye Mr WoIf reviews
A bunch of really short High School Musical ficlets based around Ryan Evans!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Dirty Little Secrets by Goodbye Mr WoIf reviews
A High School Musical fic! What are the other characters secrets?
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2006
I Hate Her by Goodbye Mr WoIf reviews
High School Musical. Ryan Evans speaks out on an abusive relationship. Angsty!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
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To Catch a Cheater reviews
-Ryella-Troypay- Troy denies that he's cheating on Gabriella, but she knows the truth. She just has to find a way to prove it. She and Ryan plot traps and end up with something more than the satisfaction of catching a cheater. Cowriter: jonesy100000000
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,962 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007
Phone Hostage reviews
Mitchie and Caitlyn have come across the best camp souvenir of all time... The cell phone of the one and only Shane Gray. Possible Smitchie and Naitlyn.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2008
What Friends Are For reviews
-Troypay- Chad's just been diagnosed with a fatal illness. He asks Troy to do the one thing that can make all the pain go away... murder him. Now, Troy is left to care for Chad's widow... but as his relationship with her builds, so does his guilt.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
When All Is Said And Done reviews
Used to be 'What Happens in Vegas.' When Sharpay and Ryan take the gang on a road trip to Las Vegas for the twins' 21st birthday, everyone seems to pair off... except Troy and Sharpay. Discontinued! PM me if you want it. -TROYPAY-Ryella-Chaylor-
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Encontrando Papá reviews
It’s always nerve-racking meeting your girlfriend’s father for the first time. It's worse if your girlfriend's father has the mental capacity of a six-year-old. Troyella ONESHOT.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Faking My Own Suicide reviews
So I've made up my mind. I will pretend to leave this world behind, and in the end you'll know I've lied. To get your attention, I'm faking my own suicide. -based on the Relient K song- -eventual Ryella- -not a songfic-
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
The Life You Left Behind reviews
-Rewritten- Troy and Sharpay are suddenly awakened from their perfect life as a married couple when Troy learns that the daughter he's never heard of is in his full custody. -Troypay-Overall Centric- DISCONTINUED! PM me if you want it.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Dancin' in the Moonlight reviews
-Oneshot- Songfic to Toploader's song. Fluffy and somewhat cute, I guess... -Troyella-Chaylor-Zekepay-Ryelsi-
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors Of a Storage Closet reviews
-Oneshot- They thought Troyella was over, but when Gabi and Troy get stuck together for an hour... alone, what will happen?
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
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