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131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

For those of you who know any idiots who does NOT like HP, here are a few things you SHOULD do to them. I've tried them myself. Results are pretty entertaining!

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

105.At random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.

123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'

14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'

22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'

23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. poof there poof gone poof there...

26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'

29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.

33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'

34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'

36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'

37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.

38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you thought you were helping!

39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.

40. Buy him a stress ball.

41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.

42. Call him Tommy-boy.

43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'

46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.

47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.

48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.

49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'

51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'

52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.

53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.

54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.

55. Politely exclaim now and again that you don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.

56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'

57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.

58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.

59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.

60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'

61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.

62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London...

63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.

64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he.

65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.

66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.

67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.

68. Tell him Lucius did it.

69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.

70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.

72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'

73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'

74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.

75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'

76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'

77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'

80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.

81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.

82. Cuddle him at random moments.

83. Sign him up for Little-League.

84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.

85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.

86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'

87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.

88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.

89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.

90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.

91. Write sonnets for him.

92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.

93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.

94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'

95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'

96. Mock his baldness.

97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')

98. Get him drunk.

99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'

100. Let him catch you trying on Death Eater robes.

101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, or 'stupid.'

103. Call him 'Champ' or 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.'

104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.

105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.

106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.

107. ..at Christmas.

108. Make him dance in the rain with you.

109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.

110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.

111. ..even though he's bald.

112. Be offended by everything he says.

113. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool.

114. Invite him to go streaking.

115. Kill Harry.

116. On the next Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.

117. ..make sure the decorations are pink and frilly.

118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.

119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.

120. Whenever you look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!"

121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.

122. Trade his black robes in for pink pajamas.

123. Insist that it's opposite day and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.

Other Couples I Luv

Lashley

Rypay (don't care if it's incest)

Chaylor

Conique (age is just a number, right?)

Jelsi

Harry x Ginny

Hermione x Ron

Mitchel Musso x Miley (they just look soo cute 2gether in their pics!)

Couples I HATE!

Zashley

Troypay

Conessa

Chadpay (who came up with that anyway?)

Trelsi (What!)

Zekepay (i just don't see them 2gether)

Jashley 9who cares about reality?)

Lanessa

Zikki (there's no way Zac is gonna date Nikki!)

Zittany (Zac and Brittany: cute but nnooooo way!)

Zamanda (Same thing!)

Lacey (I know Link and Tracy get 2gether but Zac plays Link! Nikki plays Tracy! Don't feel the LUV here!)

Lamber (i MIGHT make exceptions for this couple...sometimes)

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

Zac Efron in Firefly

The Voice video

High School Romance

Gabi's Top in ch.3

Gabi's Shorts in ch.3

Gabi's and Taylor's Dresses in ch.15

Gabi's Wedding Dress in ch.22

Gabi's Wedding Veil in ch.22

Those Blue Eyes

Trevor Chad Bolton

Isabella Kelsie Bolton

Gabi's Outfit in chap. 21

Beauty and the Dancer

Earrings in chap 10

Sharpay's dress in chap 18

Gabriella's Dress is chap 20

Old Flames Die Hard

Leah's nightie in chap 17

Rachel's sundress in chap 18

Devon Tamp

Leah's dress in chap 19

Leah's heels in chap 19

Kate's wedding dress in chap 24

Leah's dress in chap 24

Leah's heels in chap 24

Leah's bikini in chap 30

ring in chap 38

Leah's wedding dress in chap 39

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Paternal Bonds by Nature9000 reviews
Sam leaves iCarly without explanation, ten years later a neglected six year old child is found by Freddie's maid. When this silent child is revealed to be connected to Sam, Freddie wants to find her even more, not knowing the danger of the situation
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,128 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
I Can't Get No Satisfaction by k8ln713 reviews
For the Driven to Desire UST Challenge Edward and Bella just want to have sex with each other, but they're constantly being interrupted. Can they finally get what they desire most from each other, all the while sneaking around? Or will they always be interrupted during their times together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desire and Deception by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
I had the perfect life in New York. Money, a nice house, loving husband. But still, I craved him. He was a man so close yet so forbidden. My own personal demon. My torture. My step-brother; Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Duel to the Death by TigerLily88 reviews
Gabriella is in trouble. Two men are fighting over her undivided attention and affection. Who will win? More importantly: will anyone get hurt? Troyella.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,343 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Excuses by GraeLiars reviews
Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,165 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23022 - Favs: 14,666 - Follows: 10,696 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Violation of Desire by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
"See, Pet. When you behave, I can give you so much pleasure." When Bella gets kidnapped just outside her home, she thinks her life has ended. That is until she meets the face of her captor. Dark themes and acidic lemons. One-shot. Domward. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Feel by rockbandstar reviews
An encounter between Edward and Bella leads them to question their marriages and what love truly means to them. “I had an affair; I didn’t expect to fall in love in the process. I didn’t expect my world to change but it did." AU, All Human, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 85,691 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Its Him Vs Her by Gummysweets reviews
He was East high's Golden Boy & Player....She was West high's Sweet Heart and Most wanted Girlfriend....Both of them hated each other because of their past and schools....They got married while they were secret dating because of the whole school thing....
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
Forbidden by ashkashbgash reviews
He was the leech sucking the life from her, she lets him have all the power. She knows she can't quit him over time.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
To Be Treat by EclipsedofSoul reviews
When pleasure is taken from you, used by you, will you surrender to your deepest darkest desires or fight it? Sequel to ‘Pleasure, Thy Treat’.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sister by LadyBrannon reviews
Edward has found the woman of his dreams - his girlfriend's sister. Written for Forbidden Love Affair: a Contest of Hidden Desires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feeling Love by yum.frozen.grapes reviews
Troy and Gabriella are bestfriends who are very close maybe even closer than two bestfriends should be. Will the two discover that the feelings that they have for one another are more than bestfriend feelings or will Gabriella's cousin get in the way?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,850 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
I Like It Rough by mileybabes reviews
After a year of softcore, Bella was getting sick and tired of Edward's perfect facade. She decides to crack him, after all - she likes it rough. Oneshot, M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HSM2 and a Half by sufriday reviews
Troy and Gabriella's summer finally begins. This is Troyella fluff. Could involve a little angst. This is my first HSM fic. Please be kind
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,033 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Lights, Camera, Action! by shards-o'-toast reviews
After breaking his ankle, and isn't able to play basketball, Troy is a film director. Little does he know, his old high school sweetheart, Gabriella Montez, is one of the actresses on his set. Troyella. Ch. 1 sucks, but the rest are good! full summ inside
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,334 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
People Change by angelic-bitch reviews
Gabriella goes to her 10 year high school reunion and meets the boy who always picked on her, the boy who she had vowed to hate forever, Troy Bolton. However he is a man now and is quite changed. Will her feelings change? Troyella. My 1st fic. Pls review
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,480 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
a night to remember troyella by ZanessaFan01 reviews
What really happened the night Troy applogized to Gabriella by singing part of Start of Something New? IN MY VISION OF WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT! There is Alot of Troyella, PLUS MY STORY LINE AFTER THAT NIGHT.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 8/29/2006
Sex, Lies and Videotapes by Breakin' Dishes reviews
Cheating is a difficult thing to define, especially if you live in different area codes. But sleeping with someone, videotaping it and sending it to your girlfriend. Thats cheating. Troy Bolton did just that to Gabriella Montez. TroyellaTroypay CoWritten
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007
Moving On by dancer2319 reviews
Troy and Gabriella broke up during university. 6 years later, Troy gets a job at a law firm, quickly befriending a man named Jake. When he gets invited to his house for dinner, he meets Jake’s pregnant wife, who happens to be his ex high school sweetheart
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007
Beautiful Suffocation by narcissmy reviews
I couldn’t breathe, I couldn’t think; and it was the most beautiful suffocation ever. Set in Breaking Dawn - Bella and Edward are on their honeymoon. A light is shone where Stephanie Meyer faded to black... Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birthday Wish by EdwardBitesVV21 reviews
It's Edward's birthday and Bella and Alice set up a party for him. But what happens when Bella, Edward and Renesmee end up in a whole new time? Like say 1918.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008
Heartbreaker by Princess Of Stories reviews
In Junior School, Troy broke Gabriella's heart brutally, thinking she was a ugly nerd. Now in High School, Gabriella's beautiful and sucessful, capturing every guy's heart. Now, Gabriella plans on breaking his heart in revenge, but will they fall in love?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007
Who's That Girl by ilyilyx3 reviews
Gabriella had a great life. But when a new girl shows up, everything's taken away from her. Her life is turned upside down. It gets to the point where she wants to commit suicide. Can her friends see through the lies & save her? Eventual Troyella. OOC.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Blame it on the hormones by jojoangel01 reviews
Even on a school trip, in the middle of a 'I bet you'll die without touching Gabriella for a day' bet with Chad, it's still the easiest solution to blame everything on the hormones. TxG. Won 1st place at the Zaangels write off!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Game Over by Breakin' Dishes reviews
The game had come to an end, and as her body moved beneath his with a frantic pleasure, they realised that a brand new game was just about to begin. Troyella
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Come What May by bwaydiva19 reviews
Gabriella finds herself pregnant and she tries to escape the abusive relationship that she has been in since Troy cheated on her and dumped her. Troy realizes the mistake he made all those years before. Troyella! Rated M for some language.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,897 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007
I Can Wait by Lost in Believing reviews
Friends, promises, secrets. There are things friends remember through lifetimes, but promises are one thing. Are they kept? Or is their something behind that promise that shows their true feelings? Troyella Chaylor Zekepay Jelsi Ryartha
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,784 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Gabi Troy Best Friends Forever by heavensent666 reviews
Seven year old Troy is devestated when his best friend Gabi says she is moving. after all they are meant to be together. however when she moves back 6 years later he has changed a lot. are they still meant to be? read to find out! Review! xox
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Chocolate muffins and caramel sundaes by JustJolola reviews
NOTICE: This story is incomplete, and will never be finished as too much time had passed for me to be able to fix it. Sorry for any inconvenience! Summary: Gabriella starts to daydream in her English class, but what about...? Troyella, but when someone else comes into the picture, will Troyella survive?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,221 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
God's First Nightmare by BlackBeauty613 reviews
Whoever thought that the only one he would fall in love with would be related to the one he hated? What happens when a certain blue-eyed teen fall's for his worst enemy's sister? Troyella AU, rated for language and graphic violence.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 107,470 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
I'm here for you by skullprincess120 reviews
I'm here for you' Troy tells Gabriella. Will he keep his word? Read to find out! COMPLETE! previously known as twosecretauthors
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,172 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
The Forgotten Daughter by AlwaysAnd4Ever877 reviews
Two new sister will be moving next to Troy.One is a snobby princess the other is the beautiful but forgotten daughter:Gabriella. Will Troy be able to prove to her that she is worth everything. Troyella ON HIATUS
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,668 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007
My Worst Enemy May Be Wife Material by Daymare Nightdream reviews
Sequel to I Think I Love My Worst Enemy. Troy and Gabriella cleared things up and Troy is thinking about proposing to her. Troy's mom doesn't want that because she might not be 'wife material'. Read to find out how Troy proves his mom wrong. Or does he?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Unkept Secrets by millie moo reviews
Sequal to A Brother and Sister Story. Contains twincest. Please don't review badly due to twincest. I dont own High School Musical or any of the characters. Dedicated to Katie, Steph, and Julia for keeping me going! Copyright. of millie moo.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
She Could Be by whatxthexbonkers reviews
Ever since they were young, Gabriella was considered 'one of the guys'. It's their senior year and she hasn't had her first kiss, boyfriend, or hasn't gone to prom yet. What happens when Troy, Chad, and Zeke help her get those? R&R! T&G
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,915 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
A Kissing Book by readingfreak101 reviews
Troy and Gabriella were best friends in high school.When there is a reunion and she meets up with her old high school sweetheart and he wants her back, what will happen? Will Troy get his girl or will he lose her again. Troyella! Complete!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,294 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
She loves me, She loves me not by Alia Katie reviews
Gabriella Montez was labeled as the manhater of East High. Troy Bolton was the arrogant,sexy,player that every girl wanted. He says he can make her fall in love with him in just three months while she says not. Can they prove each other wrong?
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007
You Know I Care About You by TheNewGraffiti reviews
Troy breaks up with Gabriella over the summer.When they come back to school Troy has a new girlfriend.Gabriella's heart breaks evertime she sees them together.Will Troy realize the mistake he made when the new guy come into the picture?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007
A Flaw in Excellence by mixtapes reviews
AU. Nazi Germany. He is a soldier, forced to fight. She is of Jewish descent, born to die. It was a love affair destined for destruction. TG -ON OFFICIAL HIATUS-
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007
Off Limits by Emmi82 reviews
When 18 yr old Gabriella meets 25 yr old Troy, she immediately develops a school girl crush on him. Troy knows very well that Gabriella is gorgeous. However, they would never even think of going for each other. Why? Troy is Robert Montez's protege.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
When I Die by schoolgirl101 reviews
Gabriella Montez was the geek and always has been. Troy Bolton the bully captain of the basketball team, ruled the school. What happens when their two worlds collide? TROYELLA
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 46,535 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Baby, I want so much more by purplepicks reviews
What they were doing was so wrong, yet it felt so right. Gabriella promised herslef that she wouldn't fall in love with Troy. But he wanted so much more than to be friends with benefits. [M] [Troyella Smut] ONESHOT
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Secret Affair by yankeeluva9012 reviews
Gabriella and Troy parted seperate ways after highschool only to be brought back together at work. Gabriella is married and yet she and Troy still have secret affairs. Will she break up with her husband? Without a Trace and HSM crossover. RATED M 4 REASON
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,868 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007
The Hunter by Unstoppable Writers reviews
Gabriella and Troy havent seen eachother in a while and their relationship is past. But Gabriella comes back to troy for help and old flames light up again.Read as they fight their attraction for eachother again!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
Mystery Matchmaker by tellmeifyou reviews
Summary: When Jenna Bolton, Troy’s younger sister, sees Troy and a mysterious girl in Forver 21 she becomes suspicious. Troy never goes into girl's stores no matter how much you pout or beg. So this is where the mystery matchmaking journey begins.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,433 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Bullied Into Love by xoxMusicalxox reviews
Gabriella Montez has constantly been bullied all her life especially by the schools hottest star Troy Bolton...but when she has to tutor him for english will it changes. will Troy fall for his victim? will Gabriella fall for her bully? TROYELLA!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,696 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
The One that Got Away by SVU101 reviews
Sequel to KILLER CRIME. Robert Johnson sat in his cell thinking of the one that got away.It had been about four years since he was put away, but he was doing prefect and working up an appetite for a certain
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
A Brother and Sister Story by millie moo reviews
A Rypay story. Twincest, if you dont agree with it then please don't read and review badly. I dont own High School Musical or any of the characters. This story is dedicated to Katie, cos you kept me writing! Copyright. of millie moo.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,792 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Chemistry 101 by life-as-I-see-it reviews
Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez were from two different social crowds. When Troy's science grade begins to slip, he goes to Gabriella for help. Little did he know, she could teach him a lot more than just Chemistry. Read and Review.[Troyella]
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Second Time Around by SparkleParker reviews
As teens, Troy was Gabriella's bully. But ten years later she's gorgeous and she's got a plan for revenge. She's going to make him fall in love with her and then break his heart. But what happens when Gabriella begins to fall for Troy?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
Sweethearts by dancerlittle reviews
OneShots about our favorite couple Troyella
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 163,388 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Some Like It Hot by EatSleepBreatheJonas reviews
Troy Bolton. Golden Boy of East High. Captain of the basketball team. Gets what he wants. Every time. Liked by everyone. Except....Gabriella Montez. Head Cheerleader. Very intelligent. Hot temper when tested. Troy and Gabriella. Biggest rivalry in school.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,657 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
I Think I Love My Worst Enemy by Daymare Nightdream reviews
Troy and Gabriella hate each other. But when they have to share a room on a field trip, will they start liking each other, or hate each other even more. Total TROYELLA! Rated T just to be safe!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Surviving Hearts by XcsemyCharisma reviews
Troy is an arranged marriage to Lady Sharpay Evans. He meets Gabriella and his world is suddenly turned. This is a modern Ever After type story. I hope u like it. Just the trailer is up now though! R & R!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2007
Confessions of My Broken Heart by xXxZanessaIsForeverxXx reviews
Everyone at East High knows everything about Gabriella Montez…except the real reasons she moved to Albuquerque. When Troy finds out, can he and her friends help her through the pain she has endured? Troyella, Chaylor, and others. Kind of AU!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2007
Remembering Love is Life by Staycee24 reviews
Troy can't keep a relationship, his dad is pressuring him to settle down, but he can't think of anyone he would want to be with. That is until an old flame comes back into his life and a rollercoaster of events is sure to follow. Troyella! Now Complete!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 47,511 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
every moment of truth in your lies by TrOyElLaZaNeSsA reviews
boy meets girl,boy falls in love,boy makes mistake,you know the story. troy will do whatever he can to win his girl back!he loves her so much he will let her break him, he loves her too much to let her go.songtitle iris lyrics. troyella. hsm&dergassi tng.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007
Ugly Gabi by schweep reviews
Gabriella is determined to show her geeky side for the sake of a social experiment but what happens when her boss turns out to be the cockiest man alive by the name of Troy Bolton
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007
Forever, My Guardian Angel by LunarEclipse360 reviews
Sequel to YGA We always thought that we would have a happy ending, not realizing that happy endings never last. TroyellaChaylor
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,659 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - [Troy B., Gabriella M.] - Complete
Killer Crime by SVU101 reviews
Gabriella Montez never saw herself where she is today, but now she’s an FBI agent and her partner is Troy Bolton. They’ve been partners for three or four years. They’ve never met before being partners. There’s going to be romance and yes it another differ
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,478 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Power Play by fleurdeliz reviews
The Evans twins are very different people when they're alone in the dark. Rypay. Dark twincest. Graphic, misogynistic sex.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Time Heals Everything by crazybrunette113 reviews
Three years after high school graduation, the gang is back in New Mexico. But what happens when old wounds are reopened, causing an old secret to surface and friends stop talking to each other?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,406 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by LunarEclipse360 reviews
I'm here for her, to protect her and that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to protect her, even if that means sacrificing my own life. Troyella little bit of Chaylor
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - [Troy B., Gabriella M.] - Complete
Troy's Biggest Secret: Told by mylifeismine reviews
Seuqel to: All My Secrets:Told. Everything's happily ever after after the wedding, right? Wrong.Tabloids have found out Troy's biggest secret.Troy blames Gabriella.And if no one's gonna admit it's their fault.There's not gonna be a happily ever after.TxG
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007
All My Secrets: Told by mylifeismine reviews
Twenty six years old, Gabriella Montez blurts out all her secrets on a plane ride to some stranger, or so she thinks. But what she doesn't know is that he's more than a stranger, her boss, or a rich guy. In other words, he's Troy Bolton. Troyella.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,510 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Little High School Musical by Joyful-Sound reviews
What if High School Musical really had been like kindergarten?. Read as the gang of four year olds has Gabriella introduced to them. Follow them through snacktime, music class, and preschool drama! COMPLETE
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,583 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Ultimate Passion and Seduction by iama dream reviews
Troy is Gabriella’s teacher. Gabriella is Troy’s student. What happens when they fall for each other? It’s wrong but right.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
Concocting Chemistry by theperfectrhyme reviews
Tired of being labeled as the shy innocent Gabriella Montez, the sexually frustrated soprano concocts a plan to seduce Troy Bolton.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Sweet Innocence by promise.me.forever reviews
A new, young teacher comes to East High and starts to get close to his students, especially Gabriella. But he’s a teacher, nothing bad can happen…right? [Troyella][Completed]
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
That's How It Is by Sash-romancefreak reviews
Ryan finds out he isn't biologically related to Sharpay through something pretty stupid and pointless. He has to struggle through this and the fact that he has developed a crush on Sharpay.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
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Taboo reviews
She was the spoiled heiress, married to the future Duke of Yorkshire. But it is not riches or a title she desires, but a man. A single man, forbidden to her by law. A man she could never have. A man comparable by no other. A man...named Jacob Black. previously: Princess with the Pauper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
To Love a Rogue reviews
Renesmee Cullen has it all. She is beautiful, wealthy, and engaged to one of the finest lords in all of London. But when she meets his mysterious servant with gypsy skin, she can't help but be intrigued. And when he steals a kiss from her one night, it all suddenly changes. It is no longer a fancy wedding to Lord Hawkins she yearns for...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Beauty and the Dancer reviews
Full summary inside!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,961 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Old Flames Die Hard reviews
It's very difficult to forget old things, especially the first love. chapter 39 replaced with last chapter. please read and enjoy! luv u!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,800 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Taxi reviews
19-year old Jane had grown up an orphan. She was about to go meet her mother. On her way, she met an interesting stranger...Oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
I Love You reviews
Gabriella just found out that Troy cheated on her. But when he comes back a week later, will Gabriella be ready to forgive him? Troyella Oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The Great Date Auction reviews
Gabriella doesn't know that she's crushworthy...until she finds herself on the auction block. Oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Those Blue Eyes reviews
Sequel to High School Romance. Troy's a famous bball player. He's married and has a son named Ron. Gabriella's a teacher. Troy knows that he has kids beside Ron...but he never expected to run into them...
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 21,626 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
High School Romance reviews
Gabriella, the new girl, and Troy, the most popular boy in school, fall for each other. But Sharpay isn't going to let Gabriella get Troy! Troyella and minor Troypay. Now complete!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,075 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete