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Author has written 26 stories for Star Wars, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avengers, Thor, Frozen, and Captain America.

I LOVE Star Wars fan fics! They are, like, the ones I read all the time. I really love Batman. Fruits Basket is really awesome, too.


"Padme lives" stories

"Padme in the afterlife" stories

Funny stories


Alternate endings


Napoleon Dynamite(Gosh!)

Fruits Basket

Death Note



Lord of the Rings

OBIDALAS (I HATE these! They're 11 years apart! Gross!)

I might be alone on this, but I HATE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! There I said it. The sequel, however, was not as bad as the first, except for the part where they tried to establish chemistry between Gabriella and Ryan. BLEEEECCHH! I almost hurled.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

I've been thinking recently, and I've thought of a way for Trekkers and Star Wars fans to get along. Sure, Star Wars and Star Trek have their major differences, but there is a connection between the two. SPACE RULES! So if you're in a room with a Trekker, Star Wars fan, and LOTR fan, Star Wars and Star Trek should join forces and take down the fan of fantasy, for they are the real enemies.

note: If a LOTR fan tries to take you down with a "Lord of the Rings won Best Picture" comment, tell them THE ACADEMY DOESN'T KNOW SQUAT! C'mon they LIKED Good Night and Good Luck, the most boring film of my life.

I've realized whenever someone calls me a bitch or says "I hate you," it's actually a good thing. It means I've gotten a better grade than them or it's because I made the shot at basketball.

EX: My friend Bailu and me after Geometry class

Bailu: What grade did you get on the test?

Me: 93

Bailu: I hate you!

Me: :)

Bailu: I got an 89

So if someone calls you a name, don't get upset, it just means you beat them at something! Be happy!

Fave Star Wars Characters

1) Padme Naberrie Amidala Skywalker (her full name)

2) Anakin Skywalker

3)Leia Amidala Skywalker Organa Solo (Yes, she does have a middle name)

4)Luke Skywalker

5) Obi-Wan Kenobi

6) R2-D2


8) Han Solo

9) Mace Windu

10) Yoda

Relationships: Jacen/Tenel Ka, Anakin/Padme, Han/Leia, Mara/Luke, basically all the canon couples

Fave Fruits Basket Characters

1) Hatsuharu Sohma (Ok, so I like to write people's full names...So WHAT?!)

2)Shigure Sohma

3)Hatori Sohma

4)Ayame Sohma

5)Akito Sohma

6)Rin Sohma

7)Ren Sohma (The black-haired chicks rock!)

8)Kakeru Manabe

9)Kazuma Sohma

10) Megumi Hanajima

Fave Relationships:







I'm not so much a fan of couples as I am of groups of friends. I mainly prefer stories that include everyone but if it had to be split, I like Yuki/Tohru/Kyo (I love love triangles), Haru/Rin/Kisa/Hiro, and Mabudachi Trio Akito, When it comes to love triangles, I don't care about whoever wins the triangle, I just care about watching them fight over someone. so if you ask me whether or not I like Kyoru or Yukiru better, I honestly cannot bring myself to make a decision, I've tried, and I don't really have a preference. Also I only like Kureno/Akito stories that exaggerate the Master/sevant relationship (He is sooo her bitch!)

Hey, why is it that Kureno is leashed like a dog, but Shigure is free as a bird, y'know, 'cause he lives in a different house? That's just plain ironic, the dog and bird are switched. Also Rin and Haru wear collars.

Rules for Visiting Akito

Make sure of the following:

His nails are clipped

There is no glass present in the room

He is unarmed

You wear protective gear

You have ear plugs, because he can scream

All sharp or pointy ends have been taped down

You don't have bad news

If the time in which you want to visit meets those conditions, than you have a better chance walking out of the Sohma Main House uninjured and still loving life.

People You Do Not Wish A Happy Mother's Day (unless you want to die)

Leia Solo

Tohru Honda

Jacen Solo

Kyo Sohma

Anakin Skywalker

Akito Sohma

Ben Skywalker

Rin Sohma

Luke Skywalker

Momiji Sohma

Yuki Sohma

Machi Kuragi

What the fuck is all of this up there. Don't read that, I haven't been 14 in almost a decade. This account is a ghost town and should stay that way.

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Strong Together by VampireKoala95 reviews
Prussia has fallen. His last words reflect on Germany. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Prussia, Germany
20 Ways To Annoy Mello by Potential Schizophrenic reviews
LAWL. Slashyness, MXNXM, Evil Vegetables, Mello-esque dogs, Trying to get Mello outta the closet and way more inside!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Mello
We're Family by 8000-o-clock reviews
She's been taken away, and the guys are devastated. One-shot -for now- explaining what happened to Noodle after the El Manana video - Cute story, kind of sad, though. Take a look-see and tell me if you want more!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2008
The Tango Akki by Kitten The Kokeshi Doll reviews
SPOILERS Kureno warns Shigure how dangerous falling for Akito can be... IN SONG. Based on Tango Maureen from RENT!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Yuki's Haircut and Akito by Bob the Ant aka Hat-Boy reviews
Have you ever noticed that the two haircuts are similar? Oneshot. Read and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Yuki S., Akito S. - Complete
The Problems with Nonattatchment by Ember Koramin reviews
So, what if the nonattatchment thing was repealed? What are the families of our characters like? Mace Windu being henpecked? Alaya with bratty kids? And who is Yoda married to? What will happen when they all come together? Hopefully, funnyness.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Napoleon Dynamite: The Sweet Sequel by Valandil reviews
Napoleon goes on another ridiculous adventure to find a phone so he could talk to Kip. What will happen? One shot.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2006
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Out of the Fridge reviews
The Winter Soldier has been released from his frozen captivity once more to perform his new mission, but it takes some time of embarrassing helplessness before he can do what he was trained to do. Set shortly or during the events of Captain America: TWS. How long does it take for him to return to proper strength, and who is by his side throughout the whole process?
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC
Disney Night reviews
Steve and Bucky take part in a Disney Princess marathon to fill themselves in on what they missed in the past 70 years. However, things get deeper than they expected, and they find themselves in hysterics over these films made for families. Just a silly little one shot.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Loki's Gift reviews
Elsa was born with her powers, but how? Did a certain Trickster god have something to do with it? As Loki struggles with his own nature as a frost giant, he takes advantage of a golden opportunity to discover how well ice can do on a throne.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Loki, Elsa, Queen
Nothing Left to Lose reviews
Prince Hans awaits his unpromising fate as he's being sailed back to the Southern Isles. He ponders what he's done and what he should do now, but two surprising new visitors come to him, promising him power, glory, and much more. If he takes their deal, it means taking the ship and setting on a course for the New World. He really doesn't want to know what will happen if he doesn't.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Hans, OC
Cheryl Donovan Stark reviews
As Christmas approaches, Tony Stark gets a ghost from his past, a ghost who has no intention of leaving. Such a simple old lady on the outside, but what kind of secrets is she hiding deep down? About both herself and Tony? Does this old lady ever stop talking?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., OC
The Best Lovers Have Phimosis reviews
Italy and Belgium get steamy one night after a date, but how does Italy prove that he's one of the best lovers when he suffers from phimosis? Also, what secret is Belgium hiding? Written for the Kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - N. Italy - Complete
Ouran on HBO reviews
Haruhi and Tamaki have a fairytale romance. It all seems like the land of milk and cookies, but is it really? What happens after several years of marriage and reality sets in? Is this love healthy? Their life appears to be like something off of HBO.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
End of World War II reviews
World War II is ended and it's time for the Allies to divide up the spoils. After that, it's time to occupy the homes of the former Axis Powers! The question is... shall we do this the funny way or the sad way?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009
Secret Lifetime Moments reviews
Little events that happened in L's life. His birth, HIS PARENTS, and little memories that he has of his life before the Kira case. Please note that I'm trying to make this as original as I can. Spoiler Alert.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - L
Stockholm Syndrome reviews
Sayu was taken from her home and held hostage by Mello and the mafia. What happened during that time? She did sit in the corner and cry? Or did her mind eat itself away and she felt a sense of affection and lust for her captor?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Sayu Y., Mello - Complete
OOC Cake reviews
A mysterious dessert leaves everyone Yuki knows and cares for the complete opposite of their normal selves. It's as if the whole world is upside down! Can Yuki find a way to turn his friends and family back to normal? WARNING: OOCness to the MAX!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Yuki S.
L's Greatest Fear reviews
L eats some of Misa's cooking, and then has a nightmare of him confronting his greatest enemy! RATED T FOR SOME MATURE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/14/2008 - L - Complete
L Examines Misa reviews
L pulls aside Misa for a few minutes to do some "research." NOT lemon! Not exactly sweet...more awkward than anything else. Possibly LXMisa, the whole thing is really your call. 1shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The Sohmas Go To America! reviews
It's summer time, and the Sohmas, and Tohru, are going to spend it on a cross country tour of America! What happens when Akito finds out? 0 0 Come along as they travel to the U.S.A where they will discover a variety of different cultures!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,105 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Sohma Mad House reviews
Akito has been in a very sadistic mood recently. Therefore he has set up a series of "games" for the zodiac. Now, the Sohma family will learn a new definition of pain and suffering. No Zodiac will be spared. WARNING: Your favorite zodiac WILL be hurt.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Akito S. - Complete
When Evil was Innocent reviews
We're going back to 1981, when the terrifying Akito was nothing more than a 6-month-old baby. When Akito needs babysitting, who's better for the job than Ayame, Shigure, Hatori, and Kureno? A twoshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Akito S. - Complete
A Papparazzo's Dream reviews
Dexter is a photographer for a gossip column whose wildest dream has come true. He has discovered the scandalous SkywalkerAmidala affair. Now he will spend years trying to get the right photo to impress his boss and make his enemy green with envy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
It Ain't Easy Being Akito reviews
A very short vignette. It's basically Akito's normal, irritating, and complicated morning. Spoilers
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Akito S., Hatori S. - Complete
Hormonal Tohru vs Kagura reviews
When Tohru gets her period, she tries to keep it a secret. Shigure, Kyo, and Yuki don't know what's wrong,it seems like she's a whole different person. When Kagura stops by, all hell breaks loose!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Tohru H., Kagura S. - Complete
A Family Torn Apart reviews
A 1shot story I came up with around the time Ep. II came out. This was my idea on how the Skywalker family fell apart.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Vader's Torture Device reviews
A fun little oneshot I made at the top of my head. What does Palpatine do when ever Vader disobeys him? He brings out a SPECIAL torture device!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
New Life reviews
ObiWan's last duty is to take Luke Skywalker to Tatooine to live with his aunt and uncle, but what happened on the trip there? And what is ObiWan supposed to do now that the Jedi Order is no more? How did ObiWan find out Darth Vader is still alive? ONESHO
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Luke S. - Complete
She's a Little Runaway reviews
Somewhere out there, Padme Amidala is alive. And Darth Vader will stop at nothing to find her. This is an alternate ending to Episode 3 which explains how Darth Vader knew about Luke.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Padmé Amidala, Darth Vader - Complete
The UNGrateful Dead reviews
WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR NEW LEGACY OF THE FORCE BOOK! Mara Jade wakes up one day to find herself in an unfamiliar world. In this new place, she meets new people who are related to her husband. People she thought were long gone. Is this real or a dream
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Mara Jade, Padmé Amidala - Complete
One Bad Day reviews
Oneshot. Padme came out of Geonosis with only one scratch on her back. Or did she? What would have happened if she lost that picklock that unlocked her chains? A whole lot of pain! Please read and review.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Crossover Wars reviews
Padme, Obi Wan, Anakin, and Mace Windu have lives outside the Star Wars galaxy. See some of the actor's other movies enter a galaxy far far away. AN Bold words mean significant to crossover movie.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete