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Joined 04-05-07, id: 1253601
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto.

If your reading this, then you must be bored because I am not all that interesting.

However, a little bit about myself.

I am in high school. Exciting right?

Favorite MANGA: (view for free without downloading at: www.onemanga.com

1. Bitter Virgin

2. Hana-Kimi

3. Gakuen Alice

4. Naruto

I LOVE Naruto..to the point where I have become obsessed with it. To give you an example, I already have parings picked out and I have already came up with multiple stories-now all I have to do is put them down :)

Naruto X Hinata (they look so cute)

Kakashi X Sakura ( I used to like sasusaku, but I read Simple Things and I fell in love with the pairing; also the series of KakaSaku by doublezee is completely awesome)

Shikamaru X Temari (can't you see it?)

Neji X Tenten (someone has to melt that icecube's heart...)

Gaara X Matsuri (if you don't know who matsuri is, check out www.youtube.com and search naruto episode 216; they are meant for each other)

Asuma X Kurenai ( one word: MANGA)

Chouji X Ino or Kiba X Ino (I like the contrasts they make...)

Sasuke X Hanabi (must read the stories by doublezee...they will blow you away)

Gai X Anko (Beautiful Fighter, I believe the story was called)

Genma X Shizune (Well, it's possible...they both like senbons...)

I HATE when people put themselves in their fanfiction and OCs, unless they aren't a major part of the story and are important to the protagonists (i.e. REAL character).Well, that was my rant...

If you hate yaoi and yuri, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 who ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a hard-nosed, conservative, Republican-type person with little time for wishy-washy, feelgood nonsense, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, InuyashasEars, Loverofallthingschocolate

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"

"PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a a bitch"

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried"

"I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys... unless they provoke me!"

"First, God made men... but then he had a better idea"

"MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"

"They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?"

" 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit' "

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. Let fanfictioners rule the world side-by-side with Bunny!

If you know SasuNaru won't work because neither are willing to be the uke, copy and paste this to your profile

If someone offers you crack, and the first thing that comes to your mind is ItaSaku or SasoSaku, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If you know the textbook definition of "kami" copy and paste this to your signature

If you think that all of life's mistakes can be erased by the backspace button, copy and paste this to your profile

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Ursula K. LeGuin

We spend the first year of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
Bangstrom

One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Will Durant

Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
Anonymous

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Gustav Jung

If a person wants to be atheistic, it's his God-given right to be an atheist.
Michael Patton

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

This is Mr. Bunny. Copy and paste Mr. Bunny into your profile so he can achieve world domination!

RELATIONSHIPS

First of all, a man does not call a relationship. He refers to it as a romance, or a period of dating, of going out, or, in some unfortunate circumstances, "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis."

When a relationship ends, a woman will cry, and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men are Morons." Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. For six months, his ex may not hear from him, but then, at three on Saturday night/Sunday morning, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total bch. But I want to let you know there's always a chance for us."

This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call. Ninety-nine percent of all men past the age of 21 have made this call at least once. Some men make a career of these calls. There are community colleges that offer extension courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.\

MATURITY

Women mature at a much faster rate than men. Most 17 year old females can function as adults. Most 17 year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.

GROCERIES

A woman knows how to shop for groceries. She makes a list of the things she needs, and then goes to the store and buys these things. A man does not shop on a frequent basis. He waits until the only items left in his refrigerator are an opened can of Schlitz and a half a lime. Then he goes grocery shopping. A man buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on the Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10 items or less lane.

HANDWRITING

To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary, and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's." It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

COMEDY

Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of the Three Stooges comes on. Immediately, the men will get very excited; they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions of Curly, man's favorite stooge. The woman will roll their eyes and groan and wait it out.

BATHROOMS

A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical American women's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Most men take only 2-3 minutes to relieve themselves. Women's Restrooms always have long lines.

GOING OUT

When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready, as soon as she finds her other earring, makes one phone call and finishes putting on her makeup.

CATS

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

SHOES

When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip in Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day.

LEG WARMERS

Leg warmers are sexy. A woman, even if she's walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants. A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the "Gimme the Ball" number in A Chorus Line.

MIRRORS

Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, store window, toasters, Joe Garagiola's head.

MENOPAUSE

When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction -- he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

THE TELEPHONE

Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and hopes and dreams.

LOW BLOWS

Let's say a man and a woman are watching a boxing match on television. One of the figures is felled by a low blow. The woman says, "Oh gee, that must hurt." The man doubles over and actually feels the pain.

DIRECTIONS

If a woman is out driving, and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there." and, "I know I'm in the general neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store."

ADMITTING MISTAKES

Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

NICKNAMES

With the exception of female body builders, who call each other names like "Ultimate Pecs" and "Big Turk," women eschew the use of nicknames. If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah, and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah, and Michelle. But if Mike, Dirk, Clint, and Jack go out for a brewski, they will affectionately refer to one another as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut-Brain, and Useless.

TOYS

Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TV's. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate.

PLANTS

A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.

MUSTACHES

Some men look good with mustaches. Those men are Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. There are no women who look good with mustaches.

DAVID LETTERMAN

Men think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the Earth. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut.

CAMERAS

Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.

LAUNDRY

Women do the laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were really hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatsuit inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of dirty clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat, but this is only a myth perpetuated by old reruns of Love American Style.

POLITICS

Men love to talk politics, but often they forget to do political things such as voting. Women are very happy that another generation of Kennedy's is growing up and getting into politics because they will be able to campaign for them and cry on election night.

WEDDINGS

When reminiscing about weddings women talk about "the ceremony." Men talk about "the bachelor party."

SOCKS

Men are sensible about socks. They wear argyle socks or standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. Socks with pictures of clouds on them. Socks that are cut way below their ankles. Socks that have little fuzzy balls on the back.

GARAGES

Women use garages to park their cars. Men use garages for many things. They hang license plates in garages, and they watch TV in garages, and they build useless lopsided benches in garages.

MOVIES

For women their favorite movie scene is when Clark Gable kisses Vivien Leigh for the first time in Gone With the Wind. For men it's when Jimmy Cagney shoves grapefruit in may Clark's face in Public Enemy.

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Collection by moodiful819 reviews
A collection of humorous drabbles and oneshots featuring our favorite ninja and his pinkhaired medic. [rating varies from K to M.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,645 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Sleep by Nadri reviews
Hokage's orders are the law. That's a fact. So when she orders Hatake to make sure that Haruno actually sleeps, or something like it, and takes her meds, refusement isn't considered. From either side KakaSaku, SasuNaru ect. ect. Mrated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,569 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Simple Things by Caitiy reviews
[KakaSaku] – Sometimes the biggest most unexpected changes can be brought about by the simplest things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 223,868 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Crash by Mandy138 reviews
Two clans will combine. One will be rebuilt and a new will be forged. Time will push and pull and sunder lives and ideals, and they will be stronger for it. Pain was always the best teacher. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,772 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Model Mishap by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] It took the rosette haired beauty little more than a month to easily work her way to the top of the fashion world. On her own personal mission, she encounters one of the most enigmatic men of her life...KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Temptation by moodiful819 reviews
She was just your average high school innocent, and it was only a matter of time before he began to fall for her... .:A darker look at Kakasaku. AU. Lemon:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,359 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
You Are My Only One by asuka02redeva reviews
The mission was a set up to get him to leave his kunoichi unprotected, now will he make it back to Konoha in time? Now a KakaSaku Pairing Timeline
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,048 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
My Girl by 815 reviews
Tenten is indebt and a really good liar. Neji's family is rich and is in need of a temporary niece. What happens when these two meet? — Nejiten & minor others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,449 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Prompting Amusement by tootalltygerlily reviews
This is where I'll submit my KakaSaku LJ Community Prompt Challenge stories. There will be twenty stories in all...for 20 prompts. 02/15/08 Changed the title and updated with new story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
We Should Have Told Him by fudgemuffins reviews
Genma says some things he shouldn't have, especially with Kakashi there. KakaSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Lullaby by starlight15 reviews
Part I: 100 drabbles. Drabble 100: They were shinobi. But, first and foremost, they were human... That’s what we were taught anyways.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 52,400 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
Venus or Themis by NessieGG reviews
[NejiTen AU, Story 3 of the New York Society series] It seems doubtful that Neji Hyuuga, an upper level attorney, could make a relationship work with his latest client, rising arms consultant Tenten Long. It's the personal choices that make the difference
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,120 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Aftermath by hello heartbreak reviews
The aftermath of their deaths: she starts living for the three of them. — Team 7, KakaSaku if you want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Reason by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. Sakura takes one of Kakashi's closest friends into confidence and learns things about her exsensei that she never knew before which leads to a final confrontation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. Sakura has just turned sweet sixteen and all Kakashi wants is one dance. Songfic Between You and I by Jessica Simpson. UPDATE: Chapter 2 added. And the dance continues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Be Or Not To Be by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
She just went to his house to see why he hadn’t come to training. She hadn’t planned on being told she was getting married! And to Neji Hyuga, no less. Ya see? Weird things happen when Neji skips training! NejiTenten, complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,659 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ripples In The Water by MaidenInTheMoon reviews
There are some things you just can't stomach even as a ninja. Sakura finds herself in such a situation. There is only one person to turn to for answers, and he's never going to give a straight answer. A look into Sakura's mind. LIGHT KakaSaku. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
In So Many Words by lirpa-chan reviews
Onehundred drabbles, each consisting of no more than onehundred words, describing Sakura and Naruto's unique relationship. [Updated weekly]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Desperate Measures by Solea reviews
Kakashi decides the time has come to claim Sakura as his and embarks on a risky plan to gain her as his wife. Kakasaku fluff, lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,317 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Getting Gone by NessieGG reviews
[AU] [NejiTen] In the turmoil of 1960's America, Neji was sure being disowned was the best thing to ever happen to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Twenty Questions by MaidenInTheMoon reviews
He wasn't the kind of man who would simply share his secrets with her. She had to mine them like they were gold. But in the end, she isn't the only one who's left with a whole lot of questions, most of which are about both of them. [KakaSaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Raison D'etre by DreamNin reviews
Loving you is the reason for my existence. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Keep Hold Of by DotOnTheSpot reviews
[Finally, the SEQUEL to 'For Keeps'] He knew they would try again to take what was his. KakashixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
For Keeps by DotOnTheSpot reviews
He would do anything to make sure nothing was taken from him again. KakashiSakura [Just slightly edited]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In a perfect triangular fashion, they are one. A singular entity. [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Will you? by Jazyrha reviews
And tell me, Kakashi, will you do this for me? Sakura lays in his arms and wonders. 'I always will'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Last for ever by Jazyrha reviews
If Only Our Love Could've Last For Ever, SakuraChan... But It Couldn't, He Knew Now. RxR Please! KakaSaku! Kakashi's POV. Please tell me what you think!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hypnotherapy by XxHot92xX reviews
[slight KakaSaku] To instill fear and to experience it are two completely different things. [no naruto ownage]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hurt by IvoryWhiskers reviews
...he’s just hurting. There’s nothing more to it. He’s hurting so badly on the inside that he feels like he’s dying and he’s dealing with it the only way he knows how.[Kakashi, Rin and Minato Yondaime try to cope with Obito's death]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
If Only by Hotarukun reviews
GaaMatsu fiction oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Gaara - Complete
A Cold Shower by THEWolfGrl reviews
It's Sakura's 18th birthday and the party is going great, until once again Sasuke breaks her heart, seeking comfort in alchohal, Sakura is saved from making a fool of herself by Kakashi...will they develop feelings for eachother? LEMONS later on..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,165 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Double Vision by DidosLament reviews
Just because you have it doesn't mean you know how to use it. There is always something more than meets the eye, even for those gifted with preternatural sight. NarutoHinata and KakashiSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
They Say by Fusiko reviews
They say all fairytales have their happy endings.They say there's a first time for everything. [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Even at 60:60 by faceted-mind reviews
My sensei taught me that everyone around me dies, so I should join a profession where that is acceptable.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
For you, a gift by faceted-mind reviews
Kakashi didn't like gifts. It was the main reason he didn't tell anyone when his birthday was anymore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Shinobi Sparkles by Vegetarian Salad reviews
Series of drabbles and oneshots. Various pairings. Fluffy. Ch. 50: Konoha Twelve. Narucentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 28,849 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
I Love You by Alexz Recoro reviews
A small NarutoHinata one shot. The title really says it all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Anime Physics by ClassHole reviews
Gain your PH in Anime Physics here! Learn many of the 100 unofficial anime laws and how they apply with our favourite Naruto characters!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
The Power and Love of the Kazekage by Manwaithiel reviews
Gaara is raising Matsuri to be a great sandnin. Matsuri is teaching Gaara about love and friendship. Set in Naruto Shippuuden timeline. MxGaara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Gaara, Matsuri
Who else knows? by emes reviews
“Cool it,” Tsunade warned. “If you get hard on my surgery table, I won’t hesitate to snap it off.” KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Kakashi And Booze, Oh Noes! by The Hooded Menace reviews
When Kakashi accepts a challenge from Gai, he doesn't know that it's a drinking contest. Will poor Sakura survive a drunk Kakashi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Founding Fathers by 815 reviews
A tie that brought them together. When the tie breaks, the knot tightens. — Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Phobia by XxHot92xX reviews
Cold and robotic, 18 year old Kakashi stumbles upon a young crying, roseatehaired girl. Only in her presence does the copy nin finally ask himself why he's so afraid. Oneshot. I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Oops by Miss Artemis reviews
Sakura was asked to heal Kakashi. So, as a good exstudent should do, she accepts. But when Kakashi becomes too much of a problem, she accidentally shoots too much morphine into his system. Not a big problem...right? KAKASAKU!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Recollecting Memories by The Perverted Hermit reviews
Oneshot but Drabblish. Kakashi x Sakura. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
His Fault by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ninjas Under Fire by MP1 reviews
Two regular Konoha civilians are sitting in a diner and having their weekly tittle–tattle session when a certain silver–haired jounin enters the scene. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
A Perfect Gentleman by bakasake reviews
Kakashi was never a gentleman, but when it came to her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Natsume Nullified by November Romeo reviews
Natsume has decided not to ask Mikan to the prom. Everyone's decided that he will. FINAL CHAPTER: What's the matter Natsume? You look completely nullified.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,280 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Carry You Home by starlight15 reviews
[ONE SHOT] ‘I’ll carry you home Sakura.’ Except this time, she couldn’t. Ino and Sakura friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
After This by November Romeo reviews
It all happened so fast. On our graduation day: A kiss. A question. A promise.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Respect and Understanding by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] 24yr. old Sakura tries to join Anbu. She must seek the help of two old teammates to do so. Will she find love while in the ranks of the elite? A story on how respect can slowly change to love. kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,753 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Chocolate Dipped Bitter Melon by Kinjutsu reviews
Sakura, now twenty three, is starting a family with Kakashi. Kakashi however, has to deal with his wife's eccentric, hormonally charged urges. KakaSaku. [One Shot] But can be viewed as a sequel to Only For You.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Courage Needs You by Eris' Puppet reviews
She was sixteen – he was almost thirty. It was as wrong as it was right. It was scary, it was exciting, it was everything she never knew she wanted. There was so much passion, so much pain, so much realization that love was never an easy thing.KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,807 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Fated by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura runs from her past as Kakashi wants to run from life. Naruto and Genma witness the painful trials their friends must go through. Kakasaku Sasusaku - Please be aware there are multiple character deaths. This story has angst/tragedy/romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,974 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
To Be On Time by Kyoku.x reviews
“Ahh...Sakura dear...do you think our friends are trying to tell me something?” A KakaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Perks reviews
Nara Yoshino had always wanted a daughter. Implied ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Yoshino N., Temari - Complete
Crossing the Line reviews
Carrying her home? Fine. Coming inside her apartment for some dango? Fine. But kissing her on the lips as he was leaving and then running away and repeatedly hitting his head against the wall of his apartment? Not so fine. KakaSaku other pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,147 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Talk reviews
In which Inoichi tries to give Ino the Talk before her date. ChoIno. Hinted KakaSaku. Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
Smitten reviews
Flopping down on her bed, the blue eyed kunoichi recognized defeat. She was smitten. ChoIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
So? reviews
In which Kakashi has a grudge against Shino and Sakura loses her patience. KakaSaku oneshot. WARNING: Crack in high doses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
It Fits reviews
In which Sakura gets a surprise and can't wait to tell her husband. KakaSaku oneshot. Minor ChoIno and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Three Moments reviews
There were three moments in Hatake Kakashi's life that altered the course that he had set for himself. Kakashi Gaiden spoilers. KakaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mantra reviews
A pregnant Sakura goes grocery shopping with her son, who doesn't seem to be pleased in her food choices. Implied KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Drabbles for the KakaSaku Soul reviews
A glimpse into the lives, and souls, of two of our favorite shinobi. KakaSaku REQUEST.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Competition reviews
Kakashi doesn't like having to compete for his daughter's heart. Neither Valentine's Day or hormone infested teenage boys will change that. Hatake Rin is his, and his alone. KakaSaku oneshot. WARNING: Crack and Fluff in high dosages.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid reviews
In which Kakashi goes to the fair with his daughter and learns of Jiraiya's bad influence. Oh, there will be hell to pay. Implied KakaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
A KakaSaku Manifesto reviews
Why KakaSaku will happen and how canon pairings such as NaruSaku and SasuSaku will never come to be. Read it, if you dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Shriek of Joy reviews
Kakashi watches his children play. KakaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Up There reviews
Kakashi thought someone up there was playing with him. After all, irony was his middle name. It was fitting to have the person he loved most be unattainable, out of his reach. Or so he thought... KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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