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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11348 - Favs: 8,589 - Follows: 6,428 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
I'm A Slave For You by jehszs reviews
The world is now a dark place and Hermione is no stranger to loss and pain. But when she's called for slave duty by the Malfoy family she'll discover there's more ways to be tortured than with a wand...could love just become the greatest torment? HG/DM. Warning: non-consensual sexual themes, abuse themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,519 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Christmas Cards by Rizzle reviews
Hermione just wanted to mail her Christmas cards. What she wasn't expecting was abduction and a bizarre evening of introspection and confession with the enemy on the night before Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'm fine, really by Alice in Wonderless Land reviews
Kurt is indescribably lonely, but his wounds are slowly healing thanks to a friend. Kurt/Blaine Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Condolences by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
The recent LGBT suicides have always been in the back of their minds. When one rocks Ohio, Kurt finds himself being the strong one, giving Blaine a shoulder to cry on. Klaine as an established relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by broadwaypants reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Thin Line by Kyra4 reviews
There is a thin line between the old year and the new; between love and pain; between anger and lust; between enemies and... something altogether else. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unattractive by Auphora66 reviews
Discontinued. See profile for rewrite, titled Color and All. Paul has the worst control out of the pack. That control gets put to the test when he imprints on a girl that wants to give him hell. PaulxOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Paul - Complete
Collision of Worlds by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Chance Occurrence in an Otherwise Normal Life by Amtamburo reviews
For years Jack has been trying to convince Ennis to build a life with him, but Ennis is scared to do it. Would that change if Ennis was suddenly able to hear what Jack and others around them thought when they see them together? Jack and Ennis are finally
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,263 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Tears of Joy and Remorse by Auphora66 reviews
Leah: Sadly, imprinting magic has side effects, such as loss of judgment, lustful thoughts, watery eyes -dripping may occur-, chest pains, dizziness, and headaches. For more information,contact Taha Aki -the spirit that no one will believe you’ve ever met
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,526 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Leah
The Average Werewolf by Auphora66 reviews
Collin is content with his life as a werewolf, but he's soon going to have to deal with more than he ever imagined! Imprint story. CollinxOC. NOT YOUR AVERAGE STORY! READ PAST CHAPTER 1, PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,407 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Collin
Bad Hair Day by Ongaku Neko reviews
Rainy days are bad for hair, but are great for curling up with a good romance novel. What happens when Draco Malfoy finds out about Hermione's little secret? Hermione/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Defying Gravity by nikkiRA reviews
Complete, Blackwater/ 'Well if that's love, it comes at much too high a cost.' Jacob copes with being another one of Renesmee's play things while Leah copes with her growing feelings for Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,188 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Broken by Wiccan98 reviews
Ginny is being abused by those who are closest to her. She is determined to make her last year different. What will happen when she makes some friends that those who hurt her will find unsuitable for her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,900 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Obscurity by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione has a black knight that watches over her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,866 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 9,071 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loss by Muff'Nbutter reviews
They were born to be best friends, born to love each other forever. But when tragedy strikes, will Bella remember that true love will survive through all? Will she be able to learn how to live without the one who taught her how to love in the first place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
The Twists and Turns in Life by Muff'Nbutter reviews
Want to read something special that may not have you guessing, but will shock you with what comes to pass? Something that seems ordinary but underneath is unique and new? You'll be saying "wtf?" in no time at all! in a good way, of course :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Too Late by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, Blackwater/ She remembers one time she had told him this. He stroked her face and told her failures are people who give up, and she didn’t give up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Gravity by Alyson May reviews
So we heard the end of Jake's story in Breaking Dawn. Well, screw that. I'm deviating. This is Jake's love story MINUS Renesmee. Jake imagined that the impulse to be with his imprintee would be strong, but never imagined that it'd be so much like gravity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jacob
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, Blackwater/ “I don’t want to hear, Jake! I don’t want to hear some messed theory that will build up my hopes when all that’s going to happen is that you will be wrong and I will be broken, again.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Avaritia by nia-ox reviews
Sequel to Luxuria. The repercussions from Jasper's actions at the wedding are revealed, and Bella and Edward try to go on with their future, but an army of twists are abound. Will they make it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,450 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through the Tears by AmOrFoReVeRmOrE reviews
Everyone is dead except Hermione. No one else survives the final battle and before Voldemort can get the chance to kill her, she decides to go back in time to face the problem before it can begin. HGTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by Snowe reviews
Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a habit. Draco Malfoy keeps ending up in Hermione Granger's shower. Written preDH. Winner of Best Drabble, at Quibbler Awards Round 1!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
John Lennon is Dead by xxanglophilexx reviews
“Sirius? What is it?” Remus asked hurriedly. Swallowing hard, Sirius only raised a shaky finger to point at the television screen. In large, bold letters, across the bottom, it read: “John Lennon Assassinated”. ONESHOT. Implied RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 4,085 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Memories Remain by Tulips and Jill reviews
Draco lowered his wand with a wounded and aching expression. He took a deep breath and pointed his wand at her once more. “I meant every word of it. But not one word of it can ever be. Goodbye.” DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,690 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One of Those Nights by SimplyHermione reviews
HGDM oneshot. Some times, we just have those crazy nights... This is the morning after.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sacrifice by Kyra4 reviews
Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Father's Pride by Euonym reviews
Oneshot. Harry thinking back about his daughter. There's not much more to summarize, but read it. I think it's pretty good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
The Slow Heal by DarkVerity reviews
During a stolen midnight stroll the summer after HPB, Harry stumbles upon a critically injured Draco Malfoy. When Draco finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place and Hermione finds herself playing nurse, the claws will come out—along with…feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,820 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Honestly! by emrei reviews
Valentine’s Day 2003 Challenge at the dramione LJ community, wherein Draco and Hermione fight over something insignificant, and Hermione says “Honestly” seven times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Hermione by emrei reviews
Inspired by the promotional picture released in November 2003 of Draco Malfoy blowing a paper crane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All Harry Wants For Christmas Is The Truth by Persephone-Granger reviews
It's the Trio's last year at Hogwarts, and something quite unexpected has happened to Ron. All Harry wants is the truth, and he's pumped up full of capslocky!angst. Features a bizarre twist at end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Harry P.
The Fire and the Rose by MetroRhos reviews
A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.