Alright, honestly, how do you idiots manage to breathe? On both my front page, and in the stories themselves, I discontinued these hunks of shit. Yet I still get reviews of people cheering during the chapters and then flaming me. Also, I am still getting requests from people trying to pick my stories up! The fucking answer is NO! N. O. Get it now? Honestly, people should just take warning labels off everything and let this problem fix itself.
You ask and I shall respond: No. None of you may take the stories up. It just never sat right with me for anyone to take over an other author's work. Especially since many authors think they're hot shit when they, in fact, suck. The only way I'll let you adopt any of my stories is if I think you're one stroke short of being godly. Of course, since none of my stories are worthy of attention from said godly authors, it stands to reason that they will not be adopted.
Holy shit. For the first time in over a year, I checked both my email and my profile on this site.
My first reaction was: "Holy Shit! I'm still getting reviews for this?"
This reaction applied to all three of my stories. So I figured, "What the hell?" I went back and read over my stories. I was left twitching on the floor in horror, screaming for the mind bleach. It never came! (sobs)
Which lead me to my next reaction: “WHY am I still getting reviews for this?”
Honestly, I just can't understand why I thought there was a single good thing about them back when they were first posted.
They were cliché laden, my characterization sucked, the chapters themselves seemed rushed as all hell. Honestly, I don’t even want to look at these pieces of trash any longer. I am now proudly declaring these stories dead and gone. Not that you all couldn’t see it coming.
Gentlemen, ladies, I wash my hands of this madness. And no, “Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!” jokes either. Wait…dammit!
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