Dizzy The Magical Fpoon
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Joined 04-06-07, id: 1254320, Profile Updated: 04-13-09
Author has written 20 stories for Inkheart, Harry Potter, Card Captor Sakura, Artemis Fowl, Office, Misc. Books, Thief Lord, Maximum Ride, Skybreaker, and Glee.

Yo, I'm Dizzy. PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS SHATTEREDMEMORIESOFYOU. Whee, caps! I love reading and writing. Obviously, or I wouldn't be on this site. I'm obsessed with romance stories, so don't be surprised that that's what most of my stories are about. Also, when I get sugar, or listen to the song Konstantine by Something Corporate (For some reason), you should run away. FAST.

Clearly, I have problems sticking with multi-chapter stories, so I stick to oneshots.

Books (Series): Harry Potter, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Inkheart, Keys To The Kingdom, Song Of The Lioness, Protector Of The Small, Circle Of Magic, Chronicles Of Narnia, Leven Thumps, The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, Artemis Fowl, Oz, The Edge Chronicles, The Sisters Grimm, Enchanted Forest, Maximum Ride, Alex Rider, Twilight, and more.

Books (Novels and such): Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, A Mango-Shaped Space, Holes, The Silver Crown, Fly By Night, Hoot, Flush, Lucky Stars, Welcome Home Or Someplace Like It, Peter Pan, Peter Pan In Scarlet, If We Kiss, Killing Britney, Flipped, Saffy's Angel, Indigo's Star, Permanent Rose, The Rope Trick, Tuck Everlasting, The Thief Lord, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Brief Interviews With Hideous Men, Stargirl, and many, many more.

Movies: Wall-E, Peter Pan (2003), Harry Potter, The Illusionist, Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, Castle In The Sky, Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind, Howl's Moving Castle (Pretty much anything by Miyazaki, if thats how you spell his name), Love Actually, The Notebook, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Hudsucker Proxy, Into The Wild, Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker, High Fidelity, Being John Malkovich, Juno, Enchanted, Sweeney Todd, Stardust, Twilight, and a lot more.

Anime/Manga: Cardcaptor Sakura, InuYasha, Magic Knight Rayearth, Crescent Moon, Tsuabasa Chronicles, xxxHolic, Haibane Renmei, Chobits, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Wish.

TV Shows: The Office, Dead Like Me, House M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Monk, My Name Is Earl, Teen Titans, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, 30 Rock, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Surface, Lost, Drake And Josh, The Amanda Show, Homicide: Life On The Street, The Tick, Wonderfalls, Battlestar Galactica.

Pairings:

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Luna, James/Lily, Severus/Lily (It's so tragic), Remus/Tonks.

Lemony Snicket: Quigley/Violet, Dewey/Kit, Klaus/Fiona, Lemony/Beatrice.

Dead Like Me: Mason/George, Rube/Roxie

Crescent Moon: Mitsuru/Mahiru, Nozomu/Misoka.

Inkheart: Farid/Meggie, Mo/Resa, Dustfinger/Resa (Sad as well), Doria/Meggie.

Keys To The Kingdom: Arthur/Suzy.

Leven Thumps: Leven/Winter.

Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants: Brian/Tibby, Win/Carmen, Paul/Lena, Billy/Bridget.

The Office: Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Andy/Angela, Michael/Holly.

30 Rock: Jack/Liz, Pete/Liz (Am I the only one who sees anything in that relationship?), Floyd/Liz (C'mon, they're cute.).

Maximum Ride: Fang/Max, Iggy/Nudge, Iggy/Ella.

Sisters Grimm: Puck/Sabrina, Jake/Briar,

Surface: Miles/Caitlin, Rich/Laura, Phil/Miles.

Lost: Sawyer/Kate, Charlie/Claire, Hurley/Libby, Jack/Juliet, Boone/Shannon, Sayid/Shannon, Carl/Alex.

Current Favorite Songs:

"Time Is Running Out" by Muse

"Flightless Bird, American Mouth" by Iron & Wine

"Something In The Water" by The Jealous Girlfriends

"Dancing With Myself" by The Donnas

"Gives You Hell" by The All-American Rejects

"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" by Muse

"Gotta Get Over Greta" by The Nields

Quotes:

"Maybe they didn't want us to find out about such a dangerous place," Violet said, peering off the ledge, "although if you have to hide a headquarters, it's a beautiful place to do it. Aside from the remains of the fire, this is a very lovely view."

"Very lovely indeed," Quigley said, but he was not looking at the view beneath him. He was looking beside him, where Violet Baudelaire was sitting.

The Slippery Slope, Pages 211-212, Lemony Snicket

"JESUS CHRIST!" I screamed in Sara's face, the way only an obnoxious boozer can. "IT'S PAUL PARLIPIANO!"

I clamped my hands over my mouth.

"OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!" screamed Sara, blowing my hair back. "YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM!"

I clamped my hands over her mouth.

"SHHHHHHHHH..." I slurred. "You did not."

"I did too."

"You did not."

"I did too."

This went on in circles for a while, as drunken conversations tend to do.

Sloppy Firsts, Page 156, Megan McCafferty

"You two know each other?" Moe asked.

"Yeah," I replied, glaring at Marcus. "We know each other."

"Well, that's just swell because you can replace Irene here, and we can get down to playing a real game of hearts."

"Would you, Jessica Darling, care to join me in a game of hearts?" Marcus asked, wearing an expression that was as aggressively innocent as those posters of babies dressed up like bumblebees and sunflowers.

Game of hearts. Har-dee-har-har.

Second Helpings, Page 135, Megan McCafferty

"Holy shi...zzlesticks." -Me, when I saw a spider

Me: "Why's the car still on?"

Mom: "Because I haven't turned the engine off."

Me: "Well, OBVIOUSLY."

OBVIOUSLY, me and my mother, coming home from class.

And now, my huge collection of Office quotes.

Jim: "It's just... I'm in love with you."

Pam: "...What?"

Jim: "I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that..."

Pam: "What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?"

Jim: "I just needed you to know. Once."

The Office, Casino Night

Jim: "There's this cube on the screen. It bounces around all day, and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen, and at the last minute it hits a wall and bounces away." (Eyes widen) "We're all dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims she saw it one time when she was alone in the conference room." (Laughs) "I believe she thinks she saw it."

Pam: "I saw it. I saw it, and it was amazing. Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say I didn't see it? I saw it!"

The Office, Launch Party

Jim: "I guess he can't get any girl he wants."

The Office, Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Pam: "You came up to my desk and you said, 'this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired.'"

Jim: "That was the moment you knew you liked me."

Pam: "Yep."

Jim: "Wow. Can we make it a different moment?"

Pam: "Nope."

The Office, Launch Party

Michael: "Alright, here we go. This is gonna be fun. Ready? Alright, first name is Tom!"

Jan: "No, no, no! No names! No rhyming! No sound-a-likes, you actually have to--"

Michael: "OK! OK! You're getting into my head! First name is blank, and he goes on a cruise. He goes on a Caribbean cruise!"

Jim: "Katie Holmes."

Michael: "Bahhhh! But he's married to her!"

Jim: "Oh, Dawson's Creek."

Michael: "No! No, it has to be a real person, Jim, come on! OK, no, I'm gonna pass. Aah, OK OK! Um, rhymes with Parnold Sporchzeneger!"

Jim: "Not really a rhyme..."

Jan: "No rhyming!"

Angela: "Another clue!"

Michael: "He's the Governor of California, he's The Terminator..."

Jim: "TOM CRUISE!"

The Office, Dinner Party

Jim: "Oh, my apartment's on fire."

Pam: (Quietly) "Flooded."

Jim: "Flooded."

The Office, Dinner Party

Jim: "I am not kidding." (Takes out box with engagement ring after checking to see if Pam's near by) "Got it a week after we started dating."

The Office, Chair Model

Pam: "Tell them what we saw today, Jim."

Jim: "Oh, today, we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken."

Pam: "Nature."

The Office, Chair Model

Jim: "Where do you wanna go for dinner?"

Pam: "I dunno. I kind of hate all our regular places right now. Oh, you know what? That one--"

Jim: (Stops and gets down on one knee) "Hey, Pam... Will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?"

Pam: "I hate you."

Jim: (Laughing) "What? My shoe is untied! What is your problem? Oh, my God! You thought I was-- Oh, no, no..."

Pam: "Oh, how could I have thought that? How could I have thought that?"

The Office, Chair Model

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

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Every Dog by TheAllKnowingUpChuck reviews
They say that every dog has his day, well, I'm a TALKING dog, and today is MINE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008
A Collection of Drabbles by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
A collection of mostly Fax drabbles. All kinds- humor, fluff, angst, drama, and everything else. Also includes other characters, themes, etc. Please read and review! T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Acrophobia by JacarandaTrees reviews
Jumping was the hardest part. After that the falling would just happen. It would just happen, and he would get to see what was underneath the clouds.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
A Dark Past Must Never Repeat Itself by InuChrisC reviews
Mitsuru seems to be hiding things from his friends, like hidden feelings, memories of his past and so on. Although he'll never admit it, it's becoming rather nerve racking, not to mention that Akira, Nozomu and Misoka are trying to get him and Mahiru 2gth
Crescent Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,357 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/23/2006
An Interesting Week by Blondala reviews
We all know the office is...interesting. But when a disappearance, a murder attempt, and a ban on vocal sounds throw the office into chaos, the only person who can solve the case is the one you'd least expect. T for language and whatnot. *Now Complete!
Office - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,876 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
A Woman Waits for Me by Kale12 reviews
Just a series of phone conversations between Jim and Pam during their summer apart after Season 4. Enjoy!
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008
This Is Just To Say by ktface3 reviews
Office spoofs off the classic poem. Very different from my normal stuff, but I hope it's entertaining nonetheless. Now complete!
Office - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Ten Ways by kikofreako reviews
I've told Max a thousand times... she just doesn't hear me. -fax-
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Valium Incident, A Valium Plan by rom.gurl.anna reviews
A silly story about what Angel does when she finds out about the Valium incident in MR3. FAX. Slight Niggy if you use a microscope. POVs from all Flock members, none of whom I own, and maybe even Total, I don't own him either, Read and Review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Trip by Bears Eat Beets reviews
Bears Eat Beets gets epically epic and takes the Scranton branch down to Orlando and the home of THE Mouse. Rated T for Tink won't know what hit her. Finally...amazingly...sadly...COMPLETE.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,395 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Prosper by BelbaNellas reviews
EVE wants to take WALL-E somewhere special for a change. But where will they go? Oneshot WALLEVE. Very fluffy. SPOILERS.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Maybe Someday by JAMonMyToast reviews
Jim can tell you how it all happened. PS, cute ending.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Prayer by tophetangel reviews
Waiting to find out if your other half will make it can bring you to your knees. Short little oneshot.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
You Might Not Do So Well As A Mutant BirdKid If by Sarcastically. Sunshine reviews
This isn't what I originally wanted to call the "story", but the original title is inside. Basically a list of things that wouldn't exactly qualify you as a good candidate for wings. My goal is 100. I may never reach that goal, nor ever pass 60. Sorry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Brides for the Bride by ktface3 reviews
A close look at Pam's relationship... with a magazine.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Alphabet Saturdays by Avila Grace reviews
Jim has 26 Saturdays, A to Z, to convince Pam that not all men are scum. Will he be able to change her mind by Saturday Z? Complete.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,011 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Junior Year by The Star Fisher reviews
Evan Halpert sees Liesel Schrute over and over again. He's just waiting till she sees him. One shot.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Bullies, or How to Fall in Love in 7 Easy Steps by Lynzee005 reviews
Written for the MTT challenge "Jim to the Rescue". Jim rescues Pam from awkward situations at different points in their lives, from grade school through the present day. Alternate Universe **COMPLETE**
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,336 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
WithOneKiss,OurStareIsComplete MahiruxMitsuru by R-COTA reviews
COMPLETE- Mitsuru gets in trouble with a girl that can control minds, among other things. Mitsuru accidentally gets the whole gang involved and now they're in for the run of their lives. But the baddy uses mind control to tear them apart
Crescent Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,778 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
The Finale Prank by Bears Eat Beets reviews
One-shot. When Jim and Pam learn Dwight missed the Lost season finale, they just can't help themselves. But how could Dwight miss such an important event...? Spoilers through what happens during Lost's season four finale...in Dwight's mind, at least.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Knocked Up by tophetangel reviews
COMPLETE. Pam and Jim are expecting, let's take the journey with them shall we? Spoilers through season 4... who doesnt love a jam baby?
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Word Association by PaintByGinger reviews
“Evil.” I blurted out. Fang looked up at me. “Itex.” I smirked. So he didn’t forget the game. It was called Word Association. Somebody says something random, and the next person says the first thing that comes to mind.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
The Strongest Emotion by sasoriza92 reviews
Max and Fang get in a fight, and Max flies off to think. What will Max take from what the voice tells her? Four chapters coming soon! Fax by the end. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
How D'ya Like Your Eggs In The Mornin? by Wing-Kid-x0 reviews
Oneshot & Songfic. Iggys ill and nobody wants Max to cook. So Fang is stuck with the job. But what if it doesn't go the way he planned? R&R Please. If there is enough reviews, there may be a sequel. Enjoy...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
Clarity by crazy about twilight reviews
Fang surprises Max by taking her to see the lunar eclipse, something she's never seen before. One-shot / Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
ATTACK OF THE SPOONS! by VampiressE12B reviews
The flock are Visiting Max's mom and Ella when they go to a movie giving Max some Max time, but what happens when the wind starts to get loud and spooky?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
A Side of Saving by kaat reviews
Pam gets sick. JAM. my very first office story! please let me know what you think!
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Kiss Her Or Keep Her: 30Kisses by Child of a Pineapple reviews
Pushing Daisies : Ned.Chuck. Entry 15: Although bothers isn’t really the right word. It doesn’t do the feeling justice, not at all.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Shaneener reviews
A songfic. Please read and review, because it took a lot out of me to write this. A oneshot.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
20 Questions Plus One by Avila Grace reviews
Pam and Jim, in an effort to squalch boredom, play the childhood game of 20 Questions, with a twist. When the questions get more personal, will they cave under the pressure to keep their true feelings hidden, or will they share all, respecting the rules?
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,163 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by katy04 reviews
Jim and Pam play a game of Truth or Dare.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Red and Gray by Sadhana reviews
What Jim's thankful for this Thanksgiving. A SUPER angsty JAM oneshot I wrote a few months ago.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
The Ordinary Life by Daughter of Atlas reviews
Being Michael's receptionist is hard, and sitting at a desk with Dwight is not an experience to be wished even on one's enemies... but love? Once you get past all the heartbreak and silly lies, love is surprisingly easy. [drabbles, JimPam]
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
The Multipurpose Jim by gnbrules reviews
Jim Halpert is a great actor. So far, he has played the role of a chair, a pillow, and a blanket. This, however, shall be his finest performance yet. The role of the teddy bear. Her Teddy Bear. Jam, ridiculously fluffy.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Sleeping In by shipper-swabbie reviews
Fun Run episode tag. Jim and Pam. Fluff. There is a bed involved.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
But she fell by Bellatree reviews
I will not fall, I will not fall.' She chanted the words over and over in her head.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Violet B. - Complete
The Disease by MrsBigTuna reviews
It’s Halloween in the office but no one is particularly in the mood for tricks. A disease infects someone and it’s up to the workers of DunderMifflin to stay alive to see November 1st.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Mixed Berry Yogurt for the Soul by Daughter of Atlas reviews
Five other things about Pam that Jim has no reason to know, corresponding to five very important days of the year. JimPam.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Closest is twin by LikeMulderandScully reviews
This was a one shot that just begged to be written if you were observant during 4x04 'Money'... JimPam Fluff...
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Little Tuna by Shiggity Shwa reviews
The staff of DunderMifflin celebrate another 'Bring Your Daughter To Work Day.'
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Twin Beds by standing-in-the-doorway reviews
A night at the Beets Motel. JAM, spoilers for Money.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Paper Aeroplanes by nleslie reviews
Hermione get's an odd note. 'Goth me' Short and quite fluffy. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Super Secret Slumber Party by Moony44 reviews
Michael has left the office for Pam and Jim to lock up. As soon as he leaves, the super secret slumber party between Jim and Pam starts. Kisses, popcorn, truths, and Jam fluff, of course.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Two Sets Of Footsteps by soulache reviews
Long one shot, set during the booze cruise. PamJim. Better than the review makes it sound! Scout's honour. Read and review. Still working on Ragamuffin Lips too!
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
The Thunderstorm by Shiggity Shwa reviews
A fabricated episode for The Office season 4. What happened if all the characters were forced to stay the night in the office? Could they do it? Will they go crazy? Read and see!
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,667 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Puzzles by My Sharpie Is Green reviews
“I’m in love with you.” He means it when he says it. He’s loved her since she first showed him to his desk all those years ago, and he loves her more now... [POST KISS CASINO NIGHT][JAM]
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
A List of Six by gnbrules reviews
Six Things Pam Forbids Jim From Doing On Their Wedding Day…Just a bit of Jam humor.
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Touch by My Sharpie Is Green reviews
“It’s over.” She takes a swig and grins, glad to hear the words. She thinks that she could hear them a million times and still smile at the sound. HG [ONESHOT] [DH SPOILERS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Para Sentir by Kasuchi reviews
Five sensual moments for Pam.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
All That I Am by Dr.HousexVicodin reviews
Jim moves in with Pam. Oneshot.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Down by My Sharpie Is Green reviews
Of all the days to slip in the Great Hall, it had to be today, the night before everyone else, including James bloody Potter, was leaving for the Christmas holidays.' LJ [ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Absolutely, I Do by JennieMac reviews
My version of events after the season 3 finale...
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007
Weight Loss by Nutmeggedya reviews
After a mishap involving a chubby employee, Michael takes it upon himself to purge the office of obesity. Occurs during the second season. Oneshot.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Dear Leslie by nleslie reviews
20Something year old Jess writes a letter to Leslie. Told in Jess' POV. Hope you like...
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Mended Walls by Moony44 reviews
A single Jim. A depressed Pam. A prank on Dwight that's more than just what the paper says. Fluffy story. Haven't decided if it should be a story or oneshot. Jam.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007
On San by Audley reviews
Flighty little drabbles about San. Some funny, some serious. COMPLETE.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
RandomSomething by Wild Fantasy reviews
sweatdrops It's a useless fic...I was so bored and forced my crew to do this...Just read, I guess. .U Oneshot crack fic.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
After by girlwithcurl reviews
What takes place in the aftermath when Jim leaves Pam on Casino Night.
Office - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007
THE LAMPPOST SONG! by Miss Pookamonga reviews
The Llama Song, except it's about Narnia. Yes, this is stupid. Read only if your brain can handle random silliness.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Barrette by ElizabethLynn reviews
Another day, another game of Pam Pong. Why is this one different?
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Thirty Kisses by Kasuchi reviews
Thirty missing moments from OotP. Thirty kisses that never happened. RHr [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
First kiss by Ephemeralda reviews
One shot. Sakura is nervous about her first date. Never having kissed a guy before, she asks her best friend, Syaoran to help her…
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Fish Tales by Doctor Strangelove reviews
[Into the Woods] All of the dead characters get together to play cards and debate whose death was worst.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
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Rainy Confessions reviews
Just a fluffy, short Klaine drabble. :3
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Check reviews
Set in STWAOES. Fax-ish oneshot. Max and Fang look to see if their time is near.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Don't You Dare reviews
Was a oneshot, now, uh, a twoshot. Two stories about the same thing, one with spoilers for Max, the second takes place in STWAOES. Fluff/angst.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
An epilogue of sorts for Starclimber. Mild spoilers, I suppose. Matt/Kate fluff : Enjoy!
Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
The Wedding reviews
Spoilers for Max! Total's wedding. Pretty much all fax. I hope the rating is suitable.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Max, Fang
Gonna Be A Good Year reviews
Itty bitty ficlet about how Jim and Pam spent their New Year's Eve. Jim/Pam fluff!
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
I Propose A Proposal reviews
A collection of ways Jim could propose. Spoilers for Season 4. These will all be oneshots. Jam fluffiness! Sucky title, I know.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
You Know Who, Jim reviews
Sequel to Forgetting Something, Jim? Jim gets woken up at night, and is getting his you-know-whos confused. Mostly Jim/Pam fluff.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Forgetting Something, Jim? reviews
Just a little something I thought of. Jam fluffiness, like, majorly. Oneshot for now, but I could add on. Jim seems to have gotten a case of amnesia!
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Will You? reviews
Harry/Ginny. Deathly Hallows spoilers. Harry's got something on his mind, but he just can't get it out. It's getting a bit mature now, so I'm rating it M just to be safe. Temporarily paused due to editing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Promise reviews
There's a lot of fics with Jim and Pam in their toddler years, but these are so fun to write. Plus, they're not toddlers, they're thirteen and hormonal. :3 Jam. Pam breaks a promise, and Jim is heartbroken.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007
Payback reviews
My version of Fang and Ari's fight over the trees in School's Out Forever. Rated T for mild violence and swearing. Fang's POV. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Wasted Paper reviews
Oneshot. Set after Dundies. Every day, Jim wastes paper for Pam.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Cakes For Riccio reviews
A ProsperHornet oneshot. I couldn't think of a title. Fluffyish. Kind of. REVIEW.
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Something Brave
[The Girlfriend Project] What if Reed did something braver when he hugged Ronnie? This is that something.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Her Place reviews
Jim likes Pam's place. Oneshot.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Considering PBnJ reviews
The Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch is interviewed on what they think of Jim and Pam. Oneshot.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
We Thought reviews
Ignore the horrid title. Just a little oneshot I wrote last year when I actually remembered stuff about the Artemis Fowl series. ArtemisHolly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Two, As In A Couple reviews
I like that title... I might change this and use that title for something else. ANYWAY. Two SyaoranSakura OneShots. Very fluffy.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
In Between reviews
OneShot. Don't read if you haven't read Inkspell. MeggieFarid. What happened after Farid kissed her. RxR please. Note: I don't own Inkspell or any of the characters.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete