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Joined 11-11-01, id: 125443, Profile Updated: 04-01-08
Author has written 6 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Misc. Comics.

Uh, hi! Used to write DBZ fanfiction - Transformers is my current passion so I'm just posting some little ficlets as I get the chance to write them. Not really aiming for a literary prize here - just doin it for the lulz. However if you do see errors that need a fixin, let me know so I can "lern to grammar". hur, hur. Concrit does not lead to butthurt for me...so no worries.

my ff.net pertinent "fun" facts

age - ooooold

occupation - leasing agent by day. student by night! booyah!

loves - Transformers (G1 baybee!) with Ratchet and Starscream being my favorite characters. Just started watching Chinformers and gotta say even though the art is weird, the story line and characters are pretty cool. lol...ninja Prowl

former loves - Dragonball Z, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Hellsing. Still like 'em but my one track mind has shifted to robots.

dislikes - Mary Sue and all her incarnations

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Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Welcome to Crackverse by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
07Movie, not 09 compliant, series of interrelated oneshots. WARNING: Crack pairings. 5: Happily, Crackily Ever After. Sam embraces the insanity, and Maggie and Soundwave herald the end of the Cybertronian war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Young Turks by Dreamchylde reviews
Ever wonder how Starscream, Thundercracker & Skywarp met? A deeper look into what makes the trio tick, how the friends met and their quest to become the 'best of the best'. Does contain some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,145 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007
Light of the Sun by Lune Nightingale reviews
G1 What happens when the light of your world is extinguished and the reason for living is gone? Sunstreaker has to learn this the hard way with help he didn't really want. Character death, angst, romance. Sunstreaker/Sideswipe, Sunstreaker/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sunstreaker, Prowl
Lance o' Love! by Cat In My Fridge reviews
OMG! edward and bella have sex for the first time, first lemon, rly romantic and sexy and the BESTEST fic ever written. r & r or else! EdwardBella forever!1!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Give An Inch, Take a MegaMile by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Life is a Tree by Cyndi reviews
Each root and limb connected to the same trunk. .o TFA ProwlxJazz, sequel to Light o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,261 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Noblesse Oblige by rageai reviews
G1. Mirage's life as a young Tower mech is perfect, as far as he's concerned. That is, until his father decides it's time for him to get a personal attendant. Life with the most unusual mech he's ever met is certain to require a bit of adjustment. Slashy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mirage, Jazz
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration by Cazcatharsis reviews
07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Sparks and Plasma by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
A Question of Model Year by LStarrunner reviews
Ironhide finds himself the subject of a young mech's affection. He is torn between wanting to return the affection & fear he might be perceived as taking advantage of such a sweet young person, fear he might truly be too old. MorMA.G1.Slash. Unusual pair.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,372 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ironhide, Swoop - Complete
Salvation by amidoh reviews
Nothing ever lasts forever, and both knew it - but neither is ready to give up the fight just yet. Starscream x Perceptor slash, sequel to Until the Dream Ends.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Thundercracker and the Three Seeklets by CasusFere reviews
Megatron's latest scheme involves training three baby seekers specifically for combat on Earth. Unfortunately for Thundercracker, he's the only one even remotely qualified to watch them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Until the Dream Ends by amidoh reviews
Though he has committed some of the worst crimes imaginable, Starscream may still find that soul mates and, indeed, forgiveness can be found in the strangest of places... if he would just think to look. Eventual slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,589 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Fidelis by The Starhorse reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2005
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Taco flavored kisses reviews
Cracked out ficlet involving a friends OC, Chico, from the Left For Dead universe. This, ahem, story has adult themes. Food porn. You've been warned. :P
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Imperatif Biologique Oblige reviews
Jazz/Mirage mech!slug slash. G1 and veeeery AU. See inside for full details. During a routine patrol, Jazz and Mirage have a run in with the Decepticons and are turned into something rather...sticky. Complete and utter crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
On the Warpath reviews
Complete crack. PWP slash one shot between the two most annoying bots on the Ark - Powerglide and Warpath. Yep, you read that right.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Hey, hey Mr Policeman reviews
A series of one shots involving our favorite tactician. Rated for the occasional bad word, stupid Lambo tricks and perverted science bots. Cast and crew: Prowl, Jazz, Red Alert, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe and now...Perceptor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Beano reviews
The dangers of mixing Mexican food and sentient robots. TF2007 movieverse featuring Lennox and Ironhide
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Harem reviews
Simmons gets an eye full and cultural differences abound. TF2007 movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete