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Joined 04-06-07, id: 1254468, Profile Updated: 10-18-08
Author has written 16 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

Has an INTJ personality type (sometimes ISTJ). Obsessive-compulsive. Careless. Procrastinator. More of a realist. May appear quite indifferent and uncaring to others. 21 optimist, 78 pessimist, 1 don't-care. Prone to fangirl spazzes. Is smitten with John Rzeznik and his sexualizing voice . Aspiring novelist. Amateur graphics designer. Primary source of caffeine is tea. Addicted to potato chips. Cranky older sister. Impatient. Positively adores reading. Fan of Agatha Christie. A private person throughout.


I'm a high school student who, for all intents and purposes, has nothing better to do than write fanfiction. I've got a nasty problem of trying to balance my time but I'm coping. Much of my life can be found over there, at my personal LJ (which is linked above) but it's a pretty boring, friends-only journal. Nonetheless, I love new friends and new people to talk to!

Anyway, for fandom-related stuff:

Naruto is pretty much my main fandom at the moment, though I dabble a little in Bleach and (God forbid) Harry Potter. I positively adore crack pairings and write about them during my spare time. I have a couple of pet pairings (mostly Konan-related and/or full of utter crack) and perhaps one of the sanest ones are Naruto/Sakura, Ichigo/Rukia and Draco/Hermione.


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Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sōtērion by Finnimbrun reviews
Konan understands his intentions. What's more, she agrees completely. Pein/Konan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Diem Ex Dei by Finnimbrun reviews
The road to hell, as they say, is paved with the very best intentions. Pein/Konan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,031 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
By Flashes Of Lightning by Bialy reviews
At first, Sayu Yagami didn't know why she wasn't speaking. But the answer was never far, or hard to find. Mello/Sayu.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Sayu Y. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Abendrot by Aelibia reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Revolver by intallah reviews
Pein/Konan-she was his favourite, he never forgot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Boxes by mademoiselle anna reviews
Neji finds a box.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 179 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Empty Rendezvous by Adam Epp reviews
After keeping things within sanity's boundary for two years, Rukia and Ichigo's relationship will never be dull again after a certain, monstrous alter ego is awakened and enters the equation! Safety not guaranteed.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
And From Here There Is Eternity by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
In her dying moments, Konan contemplates her life and the life of her pink haired captor [And they were not so different]. There is no great tragedy in her death, except that she could die this way...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Konan, Sakura H. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Laurie Bunter reviews
IchiRuki vignettes. Renji, Urahara, Inoue, Kon, Chad, Ukitake and Byakuya lend their POVs on the couple. Topics include MayDecember relationships, reincarnation, the erotics of looking, unspoken desires, how we name our lovers, innuendos, time, pride etc
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,635 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Mom's the Word by mademoiselle anna reviews
What Neji Hyuuga, esteemed Anbu captain, does behind his wife's back
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Woman Weapons by takaondo reviews
Kuchiki Rukia never loses, especially to some stupid pictures! [Ichiruki] Slight OOC! Oneshot!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Insecurities by JadeRent reviews
Companion Piece to Jealous Thoughts as a thanks to everyone who enjoyed it and wanted more. This time it's Rukia's turn to experience some jealousy...not that she has reason to be...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
resistance by illusioned reviews
Five times Allen realizes that falling in love with Lenalee is the most unreasonable thing he could do. He succeeds in doing so anyways. AllenLenalee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Second Honeymoon by Laurie Bunter reviews
Rukia just realized that jumpstarting their sex life after 75 years of marriage was a bad idea. Oh God... what was the safe word again?Holllow Ichigo x Rukia x Ichigo. OOC's all around. An attempt at hentai satire.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Jealous Thoughts by JadeRent reviews
Ichigo's not jealous. He's just a...concerned friend. Just a cute IchiRuki oneshot. Rated T for what teenagers do, some swearing, and a bit of Renji bashing. I love the guy, but it's just so easy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Bitter Scent of Coffee by reader17 reviews
His kisses were the sweetest in black coffee, but all that was left was just the bitter scent. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Through Endless Sands by GeoFount reviews
[OrihimeUlquiorra] Orihime talks to the dead. [oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Hollow by Butcher's Bird reviews
One shot“…a hollow is a mass of raging instincts…”Warning: LimeSome adult languagePairings: Ichigo and Rukia
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Torrent of Sakura Petals by silent nox2 reviews
[One Shots] Story Number 6: Getting Dessert. They both wanted something sweet, just so happened she was the sweetest of them all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Keep Your Friends Close by SuicidalToeSocks reviews
It's now four Or five years later. Drew has been invited, yet again, the the anual Reunion of the Grand Festival winners. Only this time, May actually shows up, and Drew's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She's changed so much... They both have.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/30/2007 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
20 Minutes by rukiahana reviews
Oneshot. Some sort of early wayyy early finale to Fifteen Minutes of Reality. Ichi X Ruki. Our famous couple enjoys their elevator ride a little too much.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 416 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 460 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Just Trust Me by Crimzy reviews
Ichigo takes control and gives Rukia what her body really needs. Written for an IchiRuki Drabble Challenge.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Byakuya's Question by Crimzy reviews
Ichigo and Rukia go to Soul Society to run a simple errand. Ichigo is informed that Byakuya wants to speak with him about an important matter that Rukia failed to explain before. Written for an IchiRuki Drabble Challenge.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 183 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherrypicked by Jaina reviews
A tale of three unusual journeys, two discussions with Renji, and one not so dark secret of Rukia's.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 195 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
A Day by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 189 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Time Well Lost by Dark Manifest reviews
No matter how far you go, some roads will always double back on you. Trish x Dante
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Trish, Dante - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 6,143 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Three Weeks, She Sleeps by Annwyd reviews
Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
kaerichi by wai no feni reviews
AU. She was the night he hunted. He was the night hunter she despised. But Fate has a way of twisting the cycle so that none of the darkness will be further recognized. [IchigoxRukia], among others.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,935 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
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Doubtless reviews
There was nothing and there is something. /PeinKonan/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Inexcusable reviews
But deep inside, she knew that it was inexcusable how she had given in to that urge. /KonanNeji/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Konan, Neji H. - Complete
Renaissance reviews
He is the last man standing. /Pein introspective fic/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Gladly reviews
When faith leads to martyrdom. /PeinKonan/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
That Green Paper reviews
I don't do things for free, even if they're for women. /KakuzuKonan Genfic/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
Echo reviews
All in good business. /Starring Kakuzu, Zetsu and Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Nude Paintings reviews
“Stay away from her or we’ll eat you.” In which Zetsu threatens Deidara for painting Sakura. /Messed-up ZetsuSakuraDeidara/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Windex reviews
Kakashi. Sakura. A bottle of windex and a table. /KakashiSakura/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pickles reviews
It’s either he lives or dies in this mission. Deidara could only hope to survive. /Slight DeidaraSakura/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Paper Cranes reviews
She doesn’t believe in miracles but it wouldn’t hurt to try . /IchigoRukia/
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Planchette reviews
You’re a curious little boy. Ichigo watched, transfixed, as the glass moved of its own accord.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Grave Marker reviews
Ichigo strives to bury his dirty little secret.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Toast to the Exiled reviews
Rukia welcomed Ichigo, and the end of the world that came with the package. /IchigoRukiaShirosaki/
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Golden Girl reviews
The envy delved in his heart and dug in deeper. He didn't know when it morphed into something else. /IchigoRukia/
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing reviews
Don't judge a book by its cover. Literally. /IchigoRukia/
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
For Old Long Ago reviews
He walks the path of remembrance. /IchigoRukia/
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete