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I'm not a flamer.

However, if you think I was too mean or harsh, that you did not deserve whatever I've written in a review or something like that, feel free to pm me.If you actually have a point I'll probably apologize.

I try to review everything that I've read (that's only polite plus if someone took their time to write something good they should get some recognition, right? And if someone was too stupid to read the guidelines ... well, those poor souls deserve my very not nice reviews) but as that is quite a lot I don't always have the time for that. So, if I alerted or favorited you or your story then I probably liked it very much and will hopefully get around to reviewing later. (Though with uni being as crazy as it currently is that is rather doubtful.)

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Things that annoy me:

What I really can't stand are "authors" who upload crap because they were soooo bored, never bothered to run a spell check or check if their plot actually makes sense and so pollute my favourite fandoms. That does not include 'bad' authors. If you really tried to make your story good (meaning at least run a spell check and put some effort into it) then you are excluded from the above mentioned. Because then the story is not 'bad' per se.

Those who just upload a new chapter if they get somany reviews (review whoring). I understand that it's frustrating if you get only very few reviews but with withholding a chapter because of that you are not only childish but also pretty unfair to those who liked your story and reviewed.

Songfics with (complete) lyrics in it! Read the guidlines. Please. There it is stated clearly that lyrics are forbidden on ff.net. So, please follow those guidelines. You agreed to follow them when you signed up, remember? And you don't really want ff.net to get sued, right ? Now, if it's just a few lines because the character is listening to it or just to set the mood - fine. But a story that practically only consists of the lyrics with very few actual story strewn in it - no way.

Original fiction: If I click on the HP fandom I want to read HPfics, same goes for Naruto and anything else. Shocking, I know but that's how it is. So, follow the guidelines and post your original shit at fiction press! (Yes, that site exists. No, I didn't make it up. If you don't believe me, in the guidelines or the ToS there is a link.)

Recently, there has been a flood of original stuff in the +Anima section. People, +Anima is a manga it's not a place to dump: crossoverfics (they have a new handy feature for that), storys that don't seem to fit anywhere else (Misc, anyone?), original storys that seem to vagualy happen in an 'anime-setting' or Pokemon/Sonic/Naruto/Whatever because you were to lazy to search for the fitting category.

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The Decoding by Aduro reviews
Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Will be DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,142 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 141 - Words: 569,857 - Reviews: 5573 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,661 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 3,572 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
Hale Twins by Asian Angel07 reviews
Rosalie has a gift nobody but her best friend knows about. Now they are about to utilize it to go dig through a dear ones past, and eventually face the day she would have to tell the family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Jasper, Rosalie
Inconceivable by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
In the face of a DNA analysis Kaito can't deny, he begins uncovering the rest of his family's secrets. Too bad he's not the only one looking.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,169 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8050 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
It Falls to the Young by Viskii reviews
During their summer at Order HQ, the suspicious Marauders clash with the secrets of Severus Snape: his unforgiving father, Albus' loyalty, a past that haunts his nightmares... But no one expected friendship, nor the consequences thereof. Plus cute!Tonks. ***NEW CHAPTERS FINALLY UP AFTER 5 YEARS WHAAT? Newest ch is 41! NOW COMPLETE!***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 149,494 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Art of Lying by Storm Silverhand reviews
Percy is having trouble after DH, and it's Kingsley who helps him. A story of family, friends, and the aftermath of war on one individual. Basically, the author's attempt to redeem Percy: she really hated what happened to him in DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Percy W., Kingsley S.
Waiting on Fate by Avonnalay-Ariemay reviews
Hana has defied conventions since birth. And Shino has always followed the expectations placed upon him. But when a childhood crush slowly turns into something more, they face the ultimate test of loyalty to Konoha, their families and to each other.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 229,199 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Shino A., Hana I.
Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic by Minnionette reviews
Umbridge's unorthodox field trip to Jusenkyo might have proven why her Defense curriculum was efficacious, if she hadn't accidentally cursed herself, Snape, half of Hogwarts's student body, two Death Eaters, and one hapless Dark Lord. OotP AU
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,622 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Akane, Harry P.
Lucky Prize by katsuyo reviews
Three part side story to Chance Encounters. Hana and Shino's story. Hana finds her self in trouble after an altercation with an angry dog owner at her family's dog track. A mysterious man dressed like a derelict comes to her rescue. Can she trust him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Hana I., Shino A.
The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,390 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Severus Snape And The New Family by MartaJones reviews
Severus Snape needs a family, and so, coincidently do Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Can this new, unique family make it, or will the componants be as volitile as a Longbottom potion?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Severus S.
Running for Home by SilverDragonsFlame reviews
My new school year checklist: Scholarship to a good school? Check. Move in with Aunt Paige? Check. Change my name? Check.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,825 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Warren P.
equilibrium by maravelous reviews
AU; If you can't live in this world, kill the things that can. — ShikaTema & NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,390 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
How It Feels To Hatch by Zeer reviews
Shino's bugs decide to take his destiny into their hands. See how Shino's life, and those around him, change as a result.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,205 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Shino A., Naruto U.
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
All The Difference by KibaCanLickMe reviews
How much of the Naruto universe changes when Obito survives the cave in? Does Minato survive too? What about Itachi? What happens to the sand siblings? Various pairings, will cover most of Naruto characters, even minor ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 121,283 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Anko M., Kakashi H.
the Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin reviews
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Vault of the Oracle by Aqua Lion reviews
A new treasure hunt promises to take Ben's mind off his latest troubles with Abigail. Riley's determined not to let his friend's love life continue its current cycle, but no plan survives contact with the enemy--or with another treasure protector.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008
Time and Space by Katty008 reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and occasional arching plots. Up Next: Kuroba Toichi would like to state that being dead is overrated. It generally leads to homelessness, destitution, and irony. Never trust a vortex manipulator.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,829 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Saguru H.
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
No Strings Attached by Out-Of-Control-Authoress reviews
They are not Hogwarts-bound exchange students, nor are they teachers of magical arts. They are purely prisoners of war, thrown into a dangerous new world that they didn't know existed. There are no alliances here. There are no strings attached. YGOxHP
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,373 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
How to Date Merlin Emrys by Sleepy Nebula reviews
Arthur asks Merlin out. It takes a colossal number of attempts to get the message across. SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by thegoldentouch reviews
When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 269,685 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2004 - S. Kaiba
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Meet You In The Dark by bcain17 reviews
A series of one shots about how Blaise Zabini wooed the dreamy Luna Lovegood. An odd pair to say the least but Fate had her mind made up with these two. And it's going to be explosive. Part 2-Luna Meets Blaise's Mother, the Black Widow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Blaise Z., Luna L.
Leaving Marks by stormsandsins reviews
Touch of fire, touch of ice. A wary convergence to a steadier rapprochement through the years.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Warren P., Freeze Girl
The Worst Five Ways by Writing2Death reviews
...to Woo a Potential Girlfriend. By Merlin Emrys. Morgana wishes that men weren't so stupid and that one of them could get their act together. Please, someone stop this madness. Last Part of my FiveWays!AU - Follows Top Five Ways and Five Easy Ways.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Morgana, Leon - Complete
Variations – a series of what ifs by jvcla25 reviews
A series of short stories, each one starting with a different point of departure from JA canon. Regency
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Mansfield Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
That's How It Goes by Corvus corone reviews
The Awakening crew want to know how their Commander defeated the Blight. A few tall tales are told and everyone is thoroughly confused. Fun for all!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Anders, Oghren - Complete
Second Nature by lazyartisan reviews
Destiny is a funny thing-Zuko's season 2 story arc takes a radical turn after he is captured at the North Pole. One event can change so much- and so little. Plotbending, character exploration and a grittier more realistic portrayal of the Avatar World.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,552 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Zuko
Four Going on Forty by quack675 reviews
Chase was a precocious little tyke, wasn't he?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,747 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - R. Chase
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
Jikkendai by Marie9 reviews
Nine months after the simultaneous disappearances of Heiji, Shinichi and Saguru, FBI agent Jodie Starling and others begin to tug at the strings leading to the reasons behind the vanishing act while Kaito finds family that he never knew he had.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,594 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5903 - Favs: 9,197 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Omajinai by Marie9 reviews
Amidst a string of strange, violent magician vanishings with no leads or clues, Kaitou Kid reluctantly enlists the aid of the very tantei normally chasing him to figure out what's going on- and why there's an apparent connection to his father's death.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,344 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.
Gyakuun by Marie9 reviews
When meitantei Kuroba Kaito suddenly winds up shrunk after getting on the wrong side of strange men in black suits he ends up living with Kudo Shinichi, who has some secrets of his own to keep...AU with some role changes and other assorted twists.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,728 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.
A Love Story, Sort Of by MuslimBarbie reviews
"I hate you." "Rot in hell." – Whoever said that love stories need to make sense? Not that they have a love story. Because they don't. Not really... Only sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nice Boys by otherhawk reviews
Getting to know new neighbours is sometimes a complicated process.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Rusty, Danny - Complete
Always Expect the Unexpected by Koinaka reviews
Draco Malfoy has always expected he would become a Death Eater upon reaching his sixteenth birthday. He did not expect to discover that his mother had kept a rather large secret from him. HARRY POTTER/TWILIGHT CROSSOVER
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,883 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Draco M., Jacob
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Learning to Lie by Mortimer S reviews
On a trip to England, Ryou stumbles upon the magical world, is mistaken for a wizard, and is coerced into attending Hogwarts. The politically unstable wizarding world is perilous-- will the spirit be able to teach his host how to survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,423 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - R. Bakura
Sooryavansham: The Dynasty of the Sun by Sholay reviews
Post Season 1 Kai Hiwatari has been missing for a year. Now a reunion in Russia will be the catalyst that sets off a chain of events unraveling the secrets of Kai's past…and Voltaire's ambition. Truth is a luxury Kai can only dream of in this web of lies.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,956 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Kai H.
I Dont Need You To Rescue Me by Stephycats7785 reviews
She didn't need him fighting her battles for her. She could take care of herself like she had been doing all along. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Leah, Paul - Complete
New Kids by mangaluva reviews
Kobayashi-sensei invites the Shonen Tantei-Dan to a summer camp, where they'll meet a lot of kids their age that they've never seen before. She thinks. Oneshot, crack, all Koorii's fault
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2009 - M. Sera - Complete
Twisted Fates by Primevera Took reviews
Last summer, Ryou would have never suspected going back to Wizarding School in a foreign country with both the Spirit of the Ring and Marik Ishtar for his NEWT year. Just in time for the Triwizard Tournament no less. HP Goblet of Fire Crossover, No Yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,412 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - R. Bakura
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sцрёяйоѵa Supernova by EtincelleD'OR reviews
The uneasiness around him, it wasn’t guilt. The comparisions, it wasn’t an inferiority complex. The certitude that she was sensing hate from Yue, the stomach turning, the dread, it wasn't hate. It had crossed my mind before, & I dismissed it as ridiculous
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Yue, Ruby Moon/Nakuru A. - Complete
Mr Drumknott's Surprise by KindKit reviews
Drumknott gives Vetinari a remarkable present. This is my explanation for the strange object on Vetinari's desk mentioned in Unseen Academicals. No other spoilers for that book.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Skipper's Log by Esperata reviews
So how did Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private come together anyway? Marlene finds Skipper's log and finds out. Contains skilene later on.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Reconstructed Destinies by DJNS reviews
Zuko and Aang switch places. What would happen if Zuko was the last Airbender and Aang was the outcast, Fire Nation Prince? AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 298,444 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Chocolate Always Loves You Back by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Random Relations 1: To Protect Without Killing by LeonaWriter reviews
The first in a series of crossovers only thought up due to random connections between the series'. Ever wondered why Hakuba fanart is often either blue-eyed or gold-eyed? Easy. He's both. Rated for there almost having been a character death. But not.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kaito K. - Complete
The Breaking of a Dragon by Risatine89 reviews
Draco disappears right before the announcement of the Triwizard Champions in his fourth year. Now, more than two years later…he is found
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Draco M., Molly W.
A Serendipitous Friendship by Chasing the Rainbow reviews
What if Mary Bennet had a friend? And what if her dearest friend just happened to be the granddaughter of a duke?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Some sort of an organization by damncritic reviews
The first time Basher heard it, he scoffed. But it seemed that some people took it very seriously.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Children on Board by Chapin CSI reviews
Jim Kirk has had enough of Spock and McCoy's constant bickering.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
For The Better by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
Percy leaves home. It's for the better, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
Beneath Between Beyond by AvocadoLove reviews
Sequel to Duality. Azula makes a surprise attack, and Aang is hurt. With the Gaang trapped, Zuko seeks help from the other side of the Vanishing Cabinet. But dealing with Draco Malfoy may be like jumping from the pan and into the fire. HP/Avatar:TLA Xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Draco M., Zuko - Complete
Technological Karma by Craic agus Ceol reviews
A Ben and Riley "How They Met" story involving a rainstorm, Star Wars references, and a broken computer. Slightly AU, for no cubicles are involved. Also contains a little h/c, because I can't keep it away.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Moste Perilous Potion Master Tales by Nearly headless Natalie reviews
The Chronicles of Severus Snape, the young Hogwarts Potion Master. Add snark and black robes with a helping of amusing disasters. Stir well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Severus S.
The Zabini Way of Life by The Cell reviews
At sixteen all Blaise Zabini wanted was to be left alone. Just for everyone to leave him to his scathing comments and not bother him with their petty differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Blaise Z. - Complete
Gossip by Lanaea reviews
Home' side-story. K/S, Sulu and Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/17/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
The Art of Deduction by IDreamOfDistantSeas reviews
When a new student named Artemis Fowl appears, it is apparent that he has even more secrets than Conan. But just who is this new victim of APTX-4869?
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009
The importance of index cards by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Following a magical accident at the Library, Sergeant A.E. Pessimal of the Watch is sent to where nobody has ever returned alive. Can Pessimal become the first to return from the grip of a denizen of the Dungeon Dimensions? Apologies to H.P. Lovecraft...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
An Interesting Engagement by Picture reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots, each resulting in the engagement of Shikamaru and Temari, so it's ShikaTema, I guess. In-universe. Rated for language and use of alcohol. Part 8: On a Clear Day, You Can See Forever. Oh, wait, wrong reference.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Of Words and Fire by TaintedMoonlight reviews
--AU---Fires are interesting sorts. They burn, they flicker, and they provide warmth. Sure, they can be destructive, but they can create too. So let the flames swallow what they may, and let's see what the result shall be. ShikaTema -- M for swear words
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,423 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
That's What Brothers Do, You Know by bemj11 reviews
Jasper reacts badly to something the family does, and Emmett tries to make sure he's okay. Just a brotherly moment between the two. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Promenade by Ocianne reviews
MK. "There are more things in Heaven and Earth..." and Kaito's on a trip through all of them. Can he deal with a broody black-cloaked stranger, a stubborn detective, and his world repeatedly turning upside down and still keep what's left of his sanity?
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 162,816 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kaito K., Saguru H., Riku - Complete
Parts of a Whole by schweinsty reviews
Some families are born; others are chosen and tested and trusted to watch your back.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/25/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
He Called Me Jim by BamaJan reviews
Just a short piece. Jim's thought stream about Spock. Meant to be humor and friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Maturity by Psychodahlia reviews
...is over rated. The fourth and final chapter of the trilogy. The Enterprise returns to semi-normal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov
Taking the slower path, we'll get there in the end by BlackEyedGirl reviews
They're not friends yet. That takes time, more than a few really disastrous missions, two anniversaries, and quite a lot of bloodshed. Jim's never been the patient type. Pre Kirk/Spock, but mostly Kirk and crew gen.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Getting to Know You by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S. Could be taken as pre-slash or just friendship. Jim's not a science officer, but he's kind of inclined to analyse one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Looped by Lucillia reviews
In another universe, Spock accidentally discovers a way to get the "Red Matter" in time to save the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Spock Prime, Nero - Complete
Imaginary by LizzehBoo reviews
It was time I made a choice... Fanon. DracoHarryFriendship, slight RonHermione, slight DracoGinny, SnapeNarcissaLucius in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,987 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I love College by rockyBubbles reviews
Neji finds himself admiring someone for thinking out of the box. Complete for the moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The New Guild by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Previously published at livejournal. In which Vetinari rules on an application to form a new Guild, strongly opposed by Rosie Palm.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Confessions of a Mary Bennet by Margaret920 reviews
I am no Elizabeth Bennet. I am no Jane Bennet. I am no Lydia bennet. No. I am plain old Mary Bennet...in the 21st century that is. Where is my Mr. Darcy? Or at least give me a Mr. Collins! But life is not easy for a Mary Bennet in college. Modern Fic.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008
Hawk by Dreamlights reviews
His hawk's recent weight gain was starting to worry him... Just a bit of crack I rediscovered today that I wrote like, two years ago. - -
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Saguru H.
To Steal a Second Chance by etienneofthewestwind reviews
He still did not know how things went wrong, but a twist of fate threw him to a place he never expected to return. What will he make of this opportunity? What are the consequences of even trying? Chapter 3: The answers Percy seeks are not in the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Percy W., Arthur W.
Rising Sun by X5 - 452 reviews
Blackwater. It's been six years since Breaking Dawn and now its Leah's story that is to be told. But as her story unfolds, others begin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,883 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Point of No Return by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Marauder era one shot, AU but not quite Dangerverse. Narcissa Black, forced to marry a man she does not love, uses her wedding to send a message to the one she does. Will he rescue her? And who is he? Borrows from 'The Phantom of the Opera', no lyrics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,100 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Sympathy By Moonlight by Ellen Brand reviews
After a heist, Kid has a conversation with a very unusual person. Related to "The Beating of His Wings," "The Road Not Taken" and others.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Kaito K. - Complete
The Wrong Weasley by Heptagon reviews
Parvati came to the wedding, determined to ruin it and the life of Ron, only to get trapped in the broom shed with the wrong Weasley. As to Charlie, well, he really shouldn't have said that about his twin brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Parvati P., Charlie W. - Complete
Codenames by Katty008 reviews
DCMK. The BO goes on a Apotoxin rampage, but no one actually dies. And the secret organization of seventeen-cum-seven-year-olds need to pick codenames, because no secret organization, good or bad, is complete without codenames. Cracky, canon pairings.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
New Adventures by bhut reviews
New adventures of Coraline and Wybie, as they with the help of Cat try to save the Lady of Summer...and the Beldam is along for the ride.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Blue Notebook by LalaMoped reviews
AU She didn't know who he was, but read his notebook anyway. Is it possible to fall in love with someone based solely on how they write? ShikaTema One-shot Finally Edited
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Poughkeepsie by fairy tale echo
You should really know better. angsty!Logan through the end of S1, slightly AU for what happens when the door opens
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Logan - Complete
stupidity by chasinglights reviews
“Oh Jacob, you cant die of old age!” Rosalie was saying, “Your a werewolf, a big, strong, muscley-“ Alice and Rosalie have got Leah sussed. Blackwater cheese.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Rampage by AvocadoLove reviews
There isn't a facility on any planet that can hold the Fire Prince and the World's Greatest Earthbender. Avatar/Stargate SG1 xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 200 - Published: 2/15/2009 - J. O'Neill, Zuko - Complete
Significance by FlamingRedFox reviews
You should never underestimate the power of a rose. Each one carries a special significance that is not to be lost among clichés. AU&AH Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Band of Brothers by tears-in-rain reviews
As the evil of Shadow Haunt threatens to engulf the rest of the universe, the specialists of Red Fountain must bond together to survive new obstacles, aid the Winx Club and pass their junior year. Sequel to Brothers at Arms
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 252,432 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
The Catar by Silverfox1 reviews
AU Two Catar set out to find their people who are nearly extinct thanks to the Knights Templar. In order to defeat Voldemort Albus Dumbledore just might need both the Catar and the Templars. Might be unsuitable for the very catholic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,057 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Severus S., Draco M.
Umbrella of Lies by Red Dragonfly reviews
Did that fateful day underneath the Umbrella of Love truly awakened feelings in Nabiki Tendo for Tatewaki Kuno? Or is it an elaborate ruse to milk the poor sucker for all he’s worth? Place your bets.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,388 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Nabiki, Tatewaki - Complete
Muzai by Marie9 reviews
Kaitou Kid killing a museum guard for a single, small jade statue? Shinichi knows that's simply not right. This is just the beginning of a complex, strange case that will test the skills of Shinichi, Heiji and Saguru as they work towards the truth. REDO!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,514 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008
Five Times John Casey Officially Met Charles Eppes by malaga reviews
The title says it all. Slash, Crossover between Numb3rs and Chuck.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Charlie E., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Bets by DireSphinx reviews
In which Shinichi discovers the perils of betting against one Hattori Heiji.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
The Domestic Dog by Aryndiel reviews
Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha's fighting is interrupted by unexpected visitors. "Sesshoumaru! I've brought you a lunch!" Warning: silliness and improbability. 1st Place Best Humour at Feudal Association and 2nd Place Best Comedy at IYFG.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Chasers by pseudowhat reviews
Chase is put in charge of a second diagnostic team. Now all he has to do his hire fellows. Too bad House is complicating matters. Special 2 CHAPTER UPDATE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,081 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - R. Chase
A History of Color by buduica reviews
A waitress keeps noticing unusual couples at her place of work. A Skip Beat future-fic, Ren/Kyouko pairing.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
FourLegged Shellfish by Twist reviews
A heartwarming tale of the Patrician trying to make his godson happy, even if it means braving Crazy People That Work With Horses.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
12 Showbiz Days of Christmas by false sourires reviews
How exactly did Kyoko get Shoko’s phone number? Maria’s father thinks Maria is?... Does Yashiro like blondes or brunettes? Who is the mysterious J? Will Sawara survive the Takarada curse? Kyoko, a stalker!.... Series of oneshots.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,289 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Kyoko M. - Complete
A Smallville Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Lionel Luthor hates Christmas. He's also, sadly, doomed. Can a Christmas Carol experience turn his life around before he destroys himself, his son, and everyone around them? Takes place during second season.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Lionel L., Lex L. - Complete
The Twelve Days After Christmas by Embellished reviews
It turns out that Harry isn’t Ginny’s true love after all. Complete. Draco and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Present by QueenofBookworms reviews
Harry gives Draco a present. Non-slash. Just friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Professional Risk by Yutaan reviews
There are a billion reasons for Seto Kaiba not to date Ishizu Ishtar.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - S. Kaiba, Isis I./Ishizu I. - Complete
Circumstance by DireSphinx reviews
Sometimes, Shinichi swore, God had a personal vendetta against him. Then something like this would happen to make him question whether he might be a little too hasty with his condemnations against the Almighty.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Gin - Complete
Capturing The Dragon by EFAW reviews
."What do you want?" "Just come quietly and no one gets hurt." Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2008 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Meet The Kids by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
You can choose your friends, and you can choose your mate, but you can’t choose your mate’s family. Silly KakaIru Pieces-Verse One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Pretending To Be Normal by EFAW reviews
This was the LAST place Jou expected to find Kaiba. But it WAS Kaiba's birthday, after all, so he might as well do something NICE... Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
It's Kaibaman by Winter-Rae reviews
While having a business meeting with Duke Devlin, Seto Kaiba finds out about the newest Duel Monster's card Pegasus created, and he's not too happy about it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - R. Otogi, S. Kaiba - Complete
The Mechanics of Friendship by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Someone's pregnant. Someone's pretending to be pregnant. Someone's upset. Someone's annoyed. Through it all, the mechanics of friendship, are still pretty much a mystery. But, it doesn't matter so much how it works so long as you know it works.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Temari, Ino Y.
For the Fairest by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Everyone wanted the apple, but it was poor Ryou that got charged with carrying simply because Bakura was being annoying. And now three angry women want his blood. #oneshot, multipairings#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Rise Up by Kavbj reviews
“I want to go home,” he whispered. “Please, with you. I need to prepare myself for all the ‘I told you so’s that are going to come after I’ve slept.” Tala laughed. “Damn straight, pretty boy.” He pulled Kai closer breathed in. “Damn straight…” ONESHOT
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Ignition by alessandriana reviews
AUish. Tim shrugs. "What can I say, Tony? You controlling fire with your mind is honestly not the weirdest thing I've ever seen on this job."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Read the Fine Print by Alisonven reviews
This grew out of a discussion at Snapedom: How would Lily and Severus's friendship have changed if Sev was a girl? Would James and Sirius have acted any differently? Here's my take on it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seto Kaiba: Memoirs of an Anorexic in Denial by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Ever wonder what goes on inside the head of the infamous Seto Kaiba? Read an assorted collection of his thoughts, opinions and daily ramblings here. You may just be surprised... INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,208 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - S. Kaiba
Strays by Captain-Emily reviews
Batman is having car trouble, but everyone else is amused. And people wonder why he hates magic? Features a surprise pairing.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bridging the Gap by ahilty reviews
A YuGiOhHarry Potter Crossover...From the east four shall come. Thief King, Pharaoh, Priest and Guardian, Two to the Lion, two the Snake. The gap between the two will be bridged...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 100,327 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Unexpected and Highly Scandalous by fictionalcandie reviews
Colonel Fitzwilliam accidently encounters Wickham after the events of Ramsgate, and his reaction is considerably less mild than an altered face and a stiff nod. Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Dear Journal by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Travel Journal Number 46: Property of Kate Cold by orphanactress818 reviews
City of the Beasts: Kate's account of the events that transpired. Written as an assignment for English.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
It's Like Watching Dawson's Creek by Starrika reviews
Crack!fic. Rosalie and Leah have a discussion at the treaty line about the problem with Bella. Rosalie has a great idea.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Rosalie, Leah - Complete
Dear Diary by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter And The Attack of the Sues by Angel of Music lover reviews
The Golden Trio finds an odd little bright pink book with an author named PrettySprinklesSparklesRainbow in the Forbidden Section... and they naively read it aloud. Adapted from a story by crazyroninchic! Rated T because Sues are unpredictable. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,029 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Wherefore Ducks? And Other Stories by Gogol reviews
Read the chronicles of Ankh-Morpork's Finest as they struggle valiantly to keep The Truth away from That Nosy De Worde's ears, The Convenient Lies out of That Bloody Slant's hands, and The Nobbs out of Mr. Scrope's Family Institution! **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,273 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Dualitys by AvocadoLove reviews
An accident with two linked vanishing cabinets transports Prince Zuko and Draco Malfoy into a place between their two worlds. To escape they need to learn to work together, and it may turn out that the two aren't very different after all...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Draco M., Zuko - Complete
The Chronicles of Draco Malfoy by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy. Passionate Writer. Bestselling Author. Who would've thought? Certainly not the people around him! Updated, chapter 10 now up! Not compatible to DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Spiffington's Career Guides for Witches or Wizards by Angelwings23123 reviews
Want to be a Prophet writer, a DADA teacher, or even a Death Eater? We at Spiffington's are here to help! We offer a wide selection of career brochures for a variety of diverse options.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007
Of An Evening by Funky In Fishnet reviews
If it was possible, Principal Powers would have Sky High fitted with Boomer-proof glass. A look into the Principal and the Coach's friendship.
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
High Society by eruthiel reviews
Oneshot. Poor Moist... he's found himself invited to a dinner party. Poor Vimes... it's his dinner party. But maybe they have something in common after all? Surrounded by the Morporkian upper-class, they are about to find out for themselves.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Let Love Try by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTen] Tenten's got a secret admirer...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
5 Ways he Probably Didn't get Hired by LeDiz reviews
Five Ways that Tony DiNozzo probably didn't get hired by Agent Gibbs and NCIS. Fifth Way: You'd think it would be more glamourous than In the Meantime.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Tempest Rising by Princeps Invidia reviews
Only when a mild demeanor is paired with a hot temper does Valentine's Day become an impending disaster. Angela and Paul's antagonism for each other increases through a war of letters, but how can either resist the call of fate? Angela x Paul. Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - [Angela, Paul] - Complete
The Definition of Friends by fiona d reviews
After taking Weevil in following his expulsion from the PCHers, Logan reflects on their complicated relationship.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Logan, Weevil - Complete
Friends and Brothers by OrbThesela reviews
AU, one shot, exploring the friendship between Draco and Blaise. Girls come and go, but friendship is forever. Draco needs the kind of help only a friend can offer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by DailyProphetEditor reviews
You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Comprende? by Hello Anyone There reviews
A chance meeting in the ally. Forget Roobarb and Custard, how about Maurice and Gaspode?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Pulling At Strings by ForbiddenTreasures reviews
Luna happens to witness an odd event one day. An event she'd never thought she'd see especially with someone like him...An event that sparked a domino chain of oddities...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,667 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Luna L., Blaise Z.
Shinigami Tears by Ellen Brand reviews
Sixth in the Supernatural series. How exactly does one deal with a vampire detective, anyway? Take a trip to New York City for a family reunion. Crossover with Real Ghostbusters.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Chatting by the Fireplace by Asian Angel07 reviews
What happens and what things are discussed when Rosalie and Jasper are left to themselves. They are quite a set of twins! A response to the challenge for nadia the demented one. F
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Transfigurations by inkvoices reviews
Hogwarts reopens and the damage to the castle includes flooding in the lower levels. The Ministry 'temporarily' relocates the Slytherin students to a subsection of Azkaban, but their new Head of House is suspicious of the Ministry's motives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Pansy P. - Complete
Them by Cuban Sombrero Gal reviews
ONESHOT "They laugh. They laugh until they realise you are useful." - Peter's thoughts on his friends. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Peter P. - Complete
Bifrost by xt1me reviews
During the summer break the gang get a chance to show the world what a team of superheroes can really do. But first; they’re going to need a name…
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Perfectly Ordinary Bridge by Octarine Nova reviews
One-shot: the wizards of the Unseen University find a completely un-magical bridge and have to invent engineering. Constructive flames only please-give your reason why you don't like it.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
An Caillte Fien by Bundibird reviews
When Harry gets kidnapped, he learns a great deal about himself and, surprisingly, Malfoy. Now, Harry and Draco must embrace their heritage and work together if they have any hopes of defeating the darkest evil the world has ever seen. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gift of the Moon by Ellen Brand reviews
Fifth in the Supernatural series, following Hospital Visit. The boys go to DC, on the trail of Pandora. But things are NEVER that easy for them...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Saving Mrs Norris by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Maverick, Snape's dog, risks his life to save Filch's cat. But who will save Maverick? Mild Corporal punishment!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Friend In Need by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Ever wonder what Snape would be like with a dog? Meet Maverick, the world's most mischievous mongrel. Disgraced after chewing Dumbledore's boots, Maverick must prove to Sev he really IS a worthy pet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Something Like a Sofa by Oh So Cliche reviews
The progression of Riley and Ben's friendship from before the first movie to after the second. And something about couches. Gift fic for Jules. Book of Secrets spoilers.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
After the Battle by MarkTurner reviews
Shortly after the battle for Hogwarts, the Ministry demands a basic Health and Safety check. They weren't at all prepared for what they found.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
Life Lessons as taught by Luna Lovegood by Ayaia of the Moon reviews
Luna Lovegood and...Percy Weasley? Two characters who must know each other at least a little, but who are never really mentioned together. NOTromantic ::cause that's a felony:: Percy and Luna. Oneshot. "We grieve differently, Percy Weasley."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Luna L., Percy W. - Complete
Hell is a Starbucks by Hobochan reviews
ShikaTema, AU; Lazy photographer Nara Shikamaru absolutely hates highpowered supermodel Temari, but only after he meets with her on a job assignment at a Starbucks or Hell itself, as he comes to consider it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Male Bonding by glamaphonic reviews
Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Rita Skeeter Makes a Comeback COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Rita Skeeter has written a sequel to her biography of Albus Dumbledore and Snape's portrait has a copy of it. Rita reveals all about Albus's romantic relationships, much to the surprise of everyone...including Albus. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Marauding Dragon by Hamilcar reviews
Sirius escapes from Azkaban much earlier and is adopted by Draco Malfoy. Ch. 43: The first year comes to a close and everybody gets to go home. Despite the year ending on a high note, however, not all are coming back to welcoming arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 129,785 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Five Schools Kaito Never Attended by J-Kid reviews
Five crossover drabbles for the price of one! Short stories featuring Kuroba Kaito in different schools in worlds such as Hogwarts, Naruto, Ouran High School, Star Wars, and Discworld.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kaito K., Tamaki S. - Complete
Such Terms of Cordiality by Peradan reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet for the first time in the summer of 1811, at Ramsgate, over tea and a nearelopement with few of the prejudices that plagued the original courtship, they quickly and easily become friends.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,794 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
Journeys of a Lovelorn Antichrist by Igorina reviews
When Adam decides that his feelings for Pepper go beyond the platonic he seeks advice from all the sources of wisdom available to a conscientious Antichrist.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Matching Wits by forthright reviews
[oneshot] There is only one girl that Kohaku would choose, and Rin's heart beats for just one boy. It would be the perfect match, if their respective heads of households could only manage to come to terms. A duel of proverbial proportions.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Sesshomaru, Miroku - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Soulmates by sadistic princess reviews
Draco Malfoy seems to be stalking Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Nerves of Steel by Ellen Brand reviews
I will have what is yours... Somebody just sent Kuroba Kaito a heist note. And the treasures being targeted are very precious indeed...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,717 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Kaito K. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by RFLupin reviews
Brief ranting of an disgruntled Slytherin girl. one am oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
I Found Your Diary by Fiver reviews
High school student Tala Ivanov finds a discarded diary in the halls and 'accidentally' ends up reading it. Finding himself drawn into the author's world, he sets himself the task of finding them. The only problem is: they don't want to be found. AU
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,535 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Tala - Complete
Battle of the Egotistical Blondes by Kapperz1212 reviews
Lauren Mallory's first impression of Rosalie Hale. Submission to nadia the demented one's challenge off of sillybella's forum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Unfired by LickMyThermometer reviews
If you know the result of the PET scan, call me back. During Human Error, Chase handles that call a little differently... Oneshot, not slash, lots of booze, first attempt at a House fic. RR!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
A Root and Growl by JuliennePotato reviews
One objective: Bring Commander Root back from the brink of death. Simple, right? Only problem is, they're three and a half years too late. But death's never stopped Artemis Fowl before, so why start now? Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Pudding by michelle-31a reviews
Set during OotP, Ginny tries her best to persuade Luna to stand up to her brothers teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
A Fifty Minute Courtship by InkyKate reviews
Ginny Weasley is a woman on a mission. She just didn't expect her morals to get in the way. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Sketchbook by Nikki Flinn reviews
Pansy finds a sketchook one afternoon. There's nothing too exciting about it. No name or anything to identify the artist. The only odd thing is, the pictures... are of her. PansyNeville, slight GinnyDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Pansy P., Neville L. - Complete
Entrapment by waddiwasiwitch reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart is looking for an assistant for his duelling club. This story is my take on how Snape got roped in
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Secrets, Secrets Are No Fun by HuggingBother reviews
DG. ONE SHOT. And to top it all, he had found himself a girl. And not just any girl. A girl worthy of touching a Malfoy, quite a difficult requirement to meet. But what happens when his employee, who also happens to be her father, walks in on them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
His Best Man by tanyart reviews
Iggy hates shopping, but he’ll go with Fang anyways. ‘Cause really now, it’s what best friends are for. [future!fax][Check out the sequel, 'His Bachelor Party']
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Event of the Season by TheMidgetBee reviews
What do young Assassins, crossdressing and even a bit of man on man action add up to? That's right, it's time for the Assassins Guild annual play...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Summer from Hell by Mirlle reviews
This is a Crossover with BtVS and my twist on the 'Aunt Buffy' Challenge on TtH. It is the story of how Draco spends the summer after his sixth year, complete with Slayers, demons, Voldemort and lots of cheese.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,888 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Draco M.
Brothers and Fathers by DaughterOfAres reviews
Harry gets some surprising news. He was adopted. His father is alive and he has a brother named Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,063 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
Ice Age: The Threequel by Maudiebeans reviews
FINISHED! The story takes place after the Meltdown. The herd moves out of the valley but soon run into the slew of creatures residing on the other side of the glacier walls! MannyxEllie, DiegoxOC, and SidxOC
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,171 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Diego - Complete
East O' The Sun And West O' The Moon by wildcatt reviews
A collection of AU Nejiten drabbles and oneshots, each one set in a different time or place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,276 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Unprofessional Opinion Gaiden by Ellen Brand reviews
Following on from where the profiles left off, this is what happened afterwards... as our boys each get a view of Cade. Now with actual plot!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 514 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Epilogue: Nineteen Minutes Later by Ananke Adrasteia reviews
For those of us not satisfied with the Prince's fate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Potter vs Malfoy: War's End by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
10 January: Chapter 10 edited and updated! Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy need near death experiences to finally reach a truce. That, and strongminded women. pre OotP, ships: Draco and Ginny, Harry and girl!Blaise, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 247,160 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Better Than This by ebonyquill reviews
DIS. AU. Trying to convince her old flame that she's very successful with a significant other, Sinistra asks her colleague, who also happens to be the bane of her existence, to pose as her fiance. Is their attraction inevitable? Obviously. SnapeSinist
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,215 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
The Day After by true-elven reviews
Just after Live Free or Die Hard. Matt is offered a job with the FBI, but his future is disrupted when Warlock reveals that Gabriel had inside help. Matt and McClane rush to stop the sale of national secrets while Matt falls hard for Lucy.
Die Hard - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Rats from a sinking ship by Bagge reviews
Wormtail has an offer for Tonks. An offer of the kind you don't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Peter P., N. Tonks - Complete
Support SMITEM! by Temporal reviews
One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
An Unprofessional Opinion by Ellen Brand reviews
A series of psychologicalpersonality profiles of our boys... with guest shrink Cade Maboroshi!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
A Cat May Look at a King by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] Seto acquires a new pet. Not that he intended to.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2007 - S. Kaiba - Complete
The Quest by xt1me reviews
The millennium items disappeared after memory world but now they need to be retrieved. The gang prepare to travel to strange new worlds to find them. Things don't go quite as planed. Multicrossover.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - S. Kaiba - Complete
The Code Breaker by Aduro reviews
Sequel to The Code. Draco's part of a team of code breakers, translating messages from Ministry spies overseas because of Death Eater threats. Bill is a contact in France.7th year, not HBP compliant, summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 181,015 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Time is of the Essence by Junsui reviews
What happens while Ron is dealing with the brains on his own at the Department of Mysteries? A time travel tale to Tom Riddle's and Minerva McGonagall's school days... I know time travel seems overdone, but it's usually Hermione or Harry... never Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Ron W., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the New Neighbors by RoseFrederick reviews
AU. After being relegated to the Dursley's for the summer, Harry Potter tries to deal with the events of his fifth year at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, Dumbledore tries to get a little extra mileage out of his mother's blood protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Interrupted by BlackGooseGirl reviews
No one ever said that Daphne Greengrass didn't get want she wanted. It wasn't her fault she never cleared it beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Zacharias S. - Complete
The Stibbons Awards by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Discworld's equivalent of a certain Internetbased prize. Ridcully embarrasses Ponder yet again. 250 words, just because I wanted to see if I could keep to a limit.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Rock Idols by Istoria reviews
A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Singing Sirens by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTen] [AU] Everything about this says that it’s not going to work. But Tenten has always specialised in disasters, and nothing in their world is a coincidence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Price You Pay: For Family by Icka M. Chif reviews
Conclusion of the 'Price You Pay' series. Mind games with Card games are played, secrets are exposed and Saguru is confused.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Kaito K., M. Sera - Complete
The Little BIG Accident by SilveryGreen reviews
[NejiTen]Sometimes small accidents lead to big misunderstanding and big misunderstanding leads to...err
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
When Hogwarts Celebrations Get Out of Hand by RoseFrederick reviews
AU, disregards HBP. The morning after a celebration at Hogwarts, Headmaster Dumbledore witnesses an unusual flurry of activity in the potion master's chambers. More a fluff piece than anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Unringing the Bell by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Obligatory Suicidal Harry OneShot by Aduro reviews
AU, 6th year, like the title says. It's too much for the boyhero. Luckily he's got an archnemises who not only looks like an angel, but will play the part of one as well, just without the toga and with more snark. Not slash, rated for suicidal themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something Sinister by xXVelvetSkiesXx reviews
Something sinister has taken place at Hogwarts, and the staff is perplexed by the gruesome crime. Could Severus Snape be the key to solving the mystery? Please REVIEW if you read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Public Displays by Willow Fireheart reviews
Narcissa quite liked the thought of making a scene...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Equilibrium by Twinheart reviews
AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fall Down Seven Times by Aenisses Thai reviews
One act of kindness in this vast wasteland of disdain... Character study of House and Chase, with Wilson thrown in for fun. Season Three, with a side trip to House's past in Japan.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Liebste Lydia by chaotizitaet reviews
Zu Stolz & Vorurteil: Kitty schreibt einen Brief an Lydia um sie auf den neusten Stand zu bringen.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Dynamics by Mysteriol reviews
Six facts about Kai and Tala. Or how their friendship works, one way or another.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Counterpoint by Aenisses Thai reviews
So what you saw in his face today doesn’t make sense. It doesn’t fit the picture, and as always, anomalies get under your skin. Character study of House and Chase during HalfWit, Season Three.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Community Service by carcassi reviews
Teenage!Lex meets kid!Clark on one unforgettable night in a museum. Add Kryptonite, and stir very, very gently. CONCLUSION now up!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Fuzzy Pink Boxers by Cirolane reviews
Draco and Blaise has a major hangover, Ginny wants to know why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Polyjuice Prongs by Conqueror Worm reviews
Oh, yes, Potter,' Severus hissed silkily. 'I'm overjoyed to be standing like a pompous ass, periodically ruffling my hair.' MWPP era. Snape and James temporarily switch identities with Polyjuice Potion. Not slash. Oneshot. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2007 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Valentine's Day According to Lavender by jade reviews
If Parvati and I didn't have valentines, we weren't going to let that spoil the romantic atmosphere. We were just going to have to play matchmaker! What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
Enlighting Conversation by MoronKing reviews
Kiba is pissed off at Shino and met a stranger who happens to be Shino close friend. They talked about one perticular subject. SHINO. Kiba learns things that will change his view in the guy in more ways than one. DONE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Divided We Stand, United We Fall by Istalindar reviews
Sequel to Light in the Dark. Hermione deals with Draco's abandonment and starts to move on with her life, with new friends, a new identity, and a new mission in life: finding answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,941 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Dubio Pro Draco by Moku reviews
Okay, dies ist eine GENFF, also kein Slashpairing, auch wenn es um Blaise und Draco geht. Die FF behandelt die Entwicklung der Freundschaft der beiden, von Band 1 bis Band 6. Was ihr sonst hinein interpretiert ist euer Ding. Freue mich immer über Kritik.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Loosed Upon The World by Ebona Nite reviews
A 'What If' humorous story for Fred and George fans! The Weasley Twins take their NEWTs. Exams and graduation, and what's up with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Wizard for Mary by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Mary Bennet makes the unexpected acquaintance of Percy Weasley.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Percy W., Mary - Complete
Advesperascit by goddess-of-hades reviews
The Mauraders and their Slytherin counterparts were enemies. They worked for different goals, believed in different things, and did their utmost to upset each other. But something bigger than a prank is about to be unleashed on their world. Something dark
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Severus S., Regulus B.
Good Will And Peace by RainyDayz reviews
After Save the Citizen, Warren isn't feeling well. While attempting to tough it out as he usually does, he keeps coming face to face with an unappreciated helping hand.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Leaving The Noble And Most Ancient House Of Black by RandomSlytherin reviews
Draco erases himself from the family tree while Sirius, Harry and co. are cleaning the drawing room. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
How Buchou Found the Christmas Spirit by EllipsesBandit reviews
A old rivalry sparks competition between Seigaku's strongest players. Just replace the courts with Christmas lights. A TezFuji holiday beginning. Now complete! Merry Christmas!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,802 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Tezuka K., Fuji S. - Complete
The Tale Of OpheliaMoonbeam Serenity Aurora by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Ophelia is the most beautiful person Hogwarts has ever seen. I wish she were my friend. SBOC. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2006 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Puzzled by SilvorMoon reviews
It can be risky, playing online games at work even if you're Seto Kaiba.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2006 - S. Kaiba - Complete
How Almost Everyone Found Out by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
“There is a secret everyone in Konoha knows but Naruto…” [KakaIruKaka One Shot Silliness].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Those large unblinking eyes by Bagge reviews
In a confrontation between Dolores Umbridge and Luna Lovegood, the High Inquisitor gets a bit more than she bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Luna L., Dolores U. - Complete
Tischgespräche by KitKat2006 reviews
ONESHOT! Alles beginnt im Zaubereigeschichteunterricht des 7. Jahrgangs. Ein uns allen gekannter Quidditchkäpt'n liest aus Langeweile, was alles auf seinem Tisch gekritzelt wurde und deckt dabei nach und nach Unglaubliches auf. Sequel ist online.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Oliver W. - Complete
Stuck in a Barb Wire Snare by Neko Kuroban reviews
Logan? Daddy issues? Never.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Logan, Aaron - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Spartacus’s Trope by Howl reviews
They've come to make him The Hero. He decided to run away. How does Hogwarts save a Hero from being The Hero?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Weatherby by Rachel-Jane Kensington reviews
Percy's always worked hard at the ministry and now they're moving his desk! Why does no one appreciate him? But maybe this time, the mixup comes with a good ending...Be warned, fluff ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Percy W., OC - Complete
Help Wanted by TombCrank the Crafty reviews
Nobody inspires the fear of god into KaibaCorp employees quite like the CEO himself. A look into how one man tries to keep KaibaCorp fully staffed.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/5/2006 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Das Spiel by Lorelei Lee reviews
Inspiriert durch die FussballWM und Brösel's WernerFussballComic lassen wir in Harry's zweitem Schuljahr einen Fussball sein Unwesen in Hogwarts treiben.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lee J., Severus S. - Complete
Death Becomes Him by Mediancat reviews
An alternate universe tale, breaking off at the end of An Echolls Family Christmas. The starting point is: what if the security guard who tried to block Keith's entrance had been a little more on the ball?
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 134,171 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Swapping by Grayecam reviews
DG, HP, RHr, LB...Pansy and Ginny decide to swap boyfriends, Luna decides to find out about Slytherin boys, and Hermione decides it's time to get her man.Lots of OOC, but wrote in the spirit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Letters Percy Never Sent by Jetamors reviews
Ten letters that Percy discarded, for one reason or another. Pretty much gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Percy W. - Complete
Stuck in the Middle with You by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Chase is stuck in an elevator with House, and that's not his biggest problem
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Air and darkness by wayofthepen reviews
Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Weasley's Wizarding Warriors by Nara Merald reviews
X It’s the end of term and Fredius, Georgeth and Leander are ready to rebel against Umbridge in any way they can. Problem: Umbridge wants them dead. Solution? Take on students of their own! Implied Slash in parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/24/2006 - George W., Lee J. - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Cloaked In Mystery by SnowDragon89 reviews
In the wizarding world, the Zabini’s are commonly associated with three labels: pureblood, rich, and neutral. However, if one were to research further into the mystery that is the Zabini family, another such label would be revealed. Magical prowess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Blaise Z., Draco M.
Boil You Up Some Hot Strong Love by She's a Star reviews
In which Snape has a headache, Auriga contemplates sexy fictional vampires, and Celestina Warbeck proves a more effective torture device than all three Unforgivables put together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Their least favourite brother by Bagge reviews
After Fred and George have made their famous last stand at Hogwarts, they pay a visit to their very least favourite brother, with important business to discuss...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Percy W., George W. - Complete
Just Another Cinderella by BloodCrested reviews
I thought I was being a total genius, when I decided to wear my combat boots under my dress. They could make me wear this stupid dress, and make me do my hair, but god forbid I'm not touching their stupid heel shoes.A Tale of Butch and Buttercup.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,894 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Buttercup, Butch
An Unprecedented Shift of Perspective by Viskii reviews
A one shot companion to my novel length fic, but can stand alone. Dumbledore muses on himself, and how he got to know Severus Snape, second year Slytherin, student and spy. Slight spoilers for IFTY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
It's Always The Quiet Ones by Aries Zodiac reviews
It should be a normal day at the office. But the French Ambassador has been eaten by a carnivorous office, the Minister thinks he’s a squirrel and Percy’s wand keeps turning into a chicken.There’s two choices, Mungo’s Mental Ward…or revenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Percy W. - Complete
A Beginner’s Guide To Marauder Adventures by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when creating a hysterical escapade with our three favourite boys plus one rat. [Parody]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
There's Something About Percy by purple-drake reviews
COMPLETE When Bill visits the twins in their new joke shop, he knows they're hiding something. When he tries to discover what it is, he finds that it's something far greater than he expected... post OotP, second in the 'Dumbledore's Man' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Bill W., George W. - Complete
Nothing But Trouble by Thalia Kendall reviews
An interesting relationship develops between two Slytherins at Gringotts, as seen through the eyes of Bill Weasley. Oneshot written for a request, featuring Pansy Parkinson and Miles Bletchley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Pansy P. - Complete
Beyond the Grave and Back Again by Apothecaria reviews
I wrote this ficlet as a tribute to all those vampire!Snape theorists. It takes place before the Boggart scene in PoA, but is still canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 223 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Catalyst by Jaelle reviews
A semiserious fic set after the manga. Ryoga, the eternally lost, returns to Nerima for the first time in six years, and is surprised by what's happened in his absence. Everyone else is surprised by what HE'S been up to as well! Part SEVEN now up.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,168 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 2/2/2003
Happy Valentine's Day, Kaiba! by SilvorMoon reviews
All the girls in school want to give Valentines to Kaiba, but there's a little problem. Enter Jonouchi, champion of true love and commercialism!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2006 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
After the War by Aduro reviews
AU after 5th book Takes place at the final battle in 7th yr, then six years later. Englands in a depression, and Draco's returned to save the wizarding folk from economic collapse in Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,271 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hiding by Julu reviews
This is a Percy undercover story with lots of Penelope and lots of romance. No slash. Like Percy? This is for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,187 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Honorable Society by Whisper Reilman reviews
Kikumaru decides that Inui and Kaidoh are ready for their doubles game to go the final step. It's time for them to get a name. To accomplish his mission, he enlists the aid of his friends. Inukai, Sanayuki, Tezuji, and Atoji.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Vegemite by Spot991 reviews
You’re obviously not doing your job,’ Wilson told him in mock consternation. ‘Minions should be properly miserable at all times.’‘Maybe if I confiscate his Vegemite...’
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2005 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Every Flavor by Chainlinks reviews
Seamus' strangest quirk and Dean's usual reaction. SeamusDean slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Birthday by Nagia reviews
When Warren found Will poking around in his locker, what did you EXPECT him to do?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Complete
Besieged by Johnny Superfecta reviews
You'd turn into an archvillain too if you had to put up with these people.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Lex L. - Complete
You and me Both squibs by Bagge reviews
When Neville is disgraced in his third year for unintentionally giving Sirius Black access to the Gryffindor tower, he is in dire need of a friend. There might be one just around the corner… Friendfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Neville L., Argus F. - Complete
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
Christmas with the Strongholds by Isabeau1 reviews
A look at how the senior Strongholds and Warren adjust to each other after Royal Pain’s attack.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Warren P. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Smudged Love by azuremiko reviews
Tomoyo, new kid in town, meets Eriol, who nearly hit her with his car. Just great. After this meeting, he seems to pop up everywhere and Tomoyo can't get away from him! With each appearance, Tomoyo isn't sure what to think. What'll happen as time goes by?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,775 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Tomoyo D., Eriol H. - Complete
The Tale of Tercio by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
A Valentina Jett original! A story of ancient times, in the style of a fairy tale, about a family with seven children, the choices of their third son, and what came of those choices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
How Kaiba Came to Shingetsu Village by Red Dragonfly reviews
Seto Kaiba takes the place of a minor character and ruins the KyotoShishio arc. Oneshot YuGiOh crossover. My first entry, so no flames, please.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Hate You by SilvorMoon reviews
Insector Haga hasn't got any friends. With an enemy like Dinosaur Ryuuzaki, he doesn't need any.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2005 - I. Haga/Weevil U., D. Ryuzaki/Rex R. - Complete
Seen and Forseen by Bagge reviews
An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Dolores U., Sybill T. - Complete
Challenge by O'Ylia reviews
Because if Eriol didn't do something, someone could have gotten seriously hurt. That and matchmaking seemed fun at the time. 1shot of.... YuexRuby Moon. [And cue the appalled cries of horror.]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Yue, Ruby Moon/Nakuru A. - Complete
The HMS 'Save My Rich Pasty Ass Please, Wallace' by Wynn reviews
Wallace happens upon Weevil and co. beating the ever loving crap out of Logan Echolls on the Coronado Bridge. And stops to help. Yeah, he doesn't know why either. PostLitB
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2005
Post Its by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna and Neville don't usually see each other during the day, so they communicate by PostIt notes. Odd conversations to follow... REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Greasy Haired Git and the Bad Rhyming Fit by buggaboo1 reviews
Chapter 4. Spoiler Alert! Good heavens, this year, it has been quite a bummer. It started when one night in early midsummer the Black sisters paid me an unwelcome call. I should have just shown them the door, one and all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Snapshots and Thundersnow by Aqua Lion reviews
Admitting Voldemort is back is the easy part. Percy wants revenge, Theo wants a new career path, and Colin wants pictures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Theodore N., Percy W.
Bonding by Heath07 reviews
Logan and Weevil talk. Takes place right after finale.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005
Ecned If Nocfles by Essy Lasaylan reviews
Eloise Midgen finds the Mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Eloise M. - Complete
The Harry Situation by Neuropsych reviews
Complete! Teal'c's been reading popular fiction. God help us all. A Harry Potter crossover...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
L'Histoire Noire by Nokomiss reviews
Toujours pur, this is the Black family. Part Three: Young Draco Malfoy feels the call of forbidden knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 7/12/2004 - N. Tonks, Draco M.
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Hitting Hard by refloc reviews
Juliet, as always, was getting into trouble. First, she had missed her plane for the wrestling tour. Then, she had trapped herself on the roof of a very high building. Neither of these things were very good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,628 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Juliet B. - Complete
Pulling a Weasley by LilithBoadicea reviews
Hufflepuff strikes back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Complete
Dark Lord's Little Helper by StarryGazer reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny is stuck with Draco for the summer, uncovers a plot to kill Harry, and discovers an unlikely ally in the demanding aristocrat. But being seen as a little girl and the son of a former Death Eater can really put a damper on the victory parad
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Threshold by matchynishi reviews
A routine trip to the bank turns crazy as Tala ends up as one of the hostages in a robbery. Needless to say, Tala is Not Pleased. How long will his control last? ON HOLD for the moment. My apologies.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,913 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Tala, Kai H.
A Beautiful Friendship by helga3 reviews
A Harry Potter/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover. Severus Snape makes a new friend. And no, it's not Marvin.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
The Weight of the World by SweetProserpina reviews
A look into what really happened when the third year Slytherins had to battle the Boggart in DADA. Their worst fears are nothing to laugh at. Warning for slight gore and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Draco M., Remus L.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 410 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
For the Battles by Howl reviews
After the incident with the Pensive, Snape is confronted by Umbridge. Fred Weasley, just down the hall, comes to the unwelcome rescue. Can Fred make Professor Snape realize something that he never did before? Make him realize what battles really mean?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Severus S., George W. - Complete
Voodoozauber by Tinzi reviews
Über ein Jahr nach ihrem Tod erhält Prue eine neue Chance. Doch ihre Freude wird getrübt, als sie feststellen muss, dass sie diese mit Cole teilen soll.
Charmed - Rated: K - German - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Cole T., Prue H. - Complete
Sanctum by jemisard reviews
Percy remembers being a child. Neither he, nor his childhood, were exactly normal. Some violence mentioned
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Percy W. - Complete
Dueling With Dolts by shadowycat reviews
Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M.
A Very Weasley Christmas by Saxifrace v. 2 reviews
A challenge from Fiction Alley. Yes, it's a Christmas Story in October. Yay. RonHermione, DracoGinny, HarryGinny, Male!BlaiseLuna, CharlieTonks, BillFleur, and I think that's it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Price You Pay: For Freedom by Icka M. Chif reviews
[AU] For everything there is a price to pay. Heiji discovers that sometimes the price you pay isn't what you'd expect.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004
The Downfall of Pansy Parkinson by Catmint reviews
Sequel to A Common Bond, featuring a female Blaise. She's had ENOUGH of Pansy Parkinson being an atrocious prefect, so, with the help of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, she sets out to end Pansy's reign as prefect and claim it for her own, naturally!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Worst of Two Evils by Sea Chelle reviews
Draco Malfoy is sent on a Death Eater mission to kill Harry Potter - but in the past. When he encounters a four year old child, he finds himself at a loss. Will he be able to complete his orders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Requirements by forty-two dreams reviews
The Room of Requirements is very, very powerful. It will give you what you need... whatever you need. Even if you don't know you need it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
For the Love of by Pleeai reviews
Nabiki notices a discrepancy in her paperwork and heads over to Kuno's to iron it out. A little look into the heads of Nabiki and Kuno. Kinda waffy one shot.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Complete
Shade and Shadow by Ellen Brand reviews
Something is rotten in the state of New York... so Kaiba and security are on the case! Crossover with Real Ghostbusters
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,802 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage? by Backroads reviews
Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
To Catch A Spy by Andriech reviews
Kirk finds evidence that there are spies on board in his primary command team. Please R&R!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
A Common Bond by Catmint reviews
Draco Malfoy's world is abruptly turned upside down in the most devastating way possible. However, he finds an unlikely source of support. Now complete. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Do You Believe in Magic by Curious Forgotten Lore reviews
“Do you believe in magic, Oliver?” Oliver blinked, staring at Percy in disbelief. “Is this a trick question?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Professor Sinistra Strikes Back! by Thalia Kendall reviews
A traumatized Professor Sinistra plots revenge upon the hormonal students who disturb her tower for lascivious purposes. Plays on the popular cliche, one-shot humourfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Complete
Every Other Time by Dove and Thalia reviews
When a so very anti demure Asian girl and a snarky Slytherin Quidditch player meet, there's bound to be chaos and hilarity. Of course, as Su Li and Cassius Warrington both glory in chaos, this should be a good thing... shouldn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,086 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 3/19/2003 - C. Warrington - Complete
Conversations by SpookyChild reviews
Harry and Draco have an ‘interesting’ conversation before the Final Battle. Beware of unnecessary capitalizations and corny jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harmless and Easily Domesticated by Angie Astravic reviews
Hagrid has been forbidden to teach any creature of higher classification than XX: harmless, may be domesticated. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now - right? Augureys and Clabberts and Bowtruckles, oh my, not to mention Redneck Wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Harry P., Rubeus H.
The Children's Services Division by Rose Rovente reviews
Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 2/25/2002 - George W., Ron W.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whistling Past the Graveyard by Vathara reviews
Tristan visits Bakura... this is never good. Companion piece to Foreign xChange.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2003 - H. Honda/Tristan T., R. Bakura - Complete
Most Felicitous Nuptials by Thalia Kendall reviews
As Draco and Ginny prepare to wed, there is hilarity and chaos. Will Draco be disemboweled by a spazzing overprotective Ron? Will he marry in the form of un petite furet? Humour-romance one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Decisions by LinZE reviews
Draco makes a decision and there are some rather imediate and painful reprecussions for those present at the time From Draco's pov, including lots of Minerva Mcgonagall and Lucius Malfoy and just a sprinkling of Dumbledore and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Draco M., Minerva M. - Complete
Binding Agreements by Thalia Kendall reviews
Cassius Warrington and Su Li have a bet, on the outcome of a Quidditch game: Whoever loses must follow the request of the winner, no arguments. What might they have in store for each other? Snarky romance oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2003 - C. Warrington - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Hogwarts is High, not the Author by Thalia Kendall reviews
A PARODY. In which Hogwarts is blatantly cloned into an American high school, Flitwick coaches basketball, Ron glowers in existential gloom, and Harry... tries to adapt to it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
Staff Room Scheming by BekaJWP reviews
OOTP: It's the week after the Weasley twins left. You don't really think the staff just sat back and let Umbridge have her merry way do you? See what they really got up to... Complete. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Cor Leonis by Yukirei reviews
Sometimes it's hard to accept that what you've believed all your life may be wrong.. but there'll come a time when you have to make a choice... title changed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Regulus B., Sirius B.
The Wagga Wagga Werewolf by Thalia Poet reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart assigns a poem in CoS, about his defeat of the Wagga Wagga werewolf, and here are the poems. Oo; Pretty stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2003
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Chloe and the Luthors by Catheryne reviews
Chloe has to fix up the mess that is the Luthor family. COMPLETE
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,700 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Chloe S., Lex L. - Complete
Love Him Not by Pipe Fox reviews
Theortically speaking, if Blossom is *dating* Brick, and Bubbles is dating Boomer, then Buttercup would naturally like Butch? Right? Wrong. In fact, she hates his guts! How far will two sisters go to makes their sibling 'see the light'? Complete.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 10/1/2001 - Complete
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Escape by WittchWay reviews
{Complete} What the teachers do to make Snape miserable during the summer. Snape resets the schools passwords in his own unique way
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Caught in the Rain by Gedia Kacela reviews
'Auriga Sinistra hated the rain, with the fires of a thousand boiling cauldrons, hated it. And it happened to be raining.' Things can't get much worse when Sinistra gets locked out in the rain. That is, until Snape gets locked out with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Severus S.
Why There Are No Police in Nerima by RisingSun13 reviews
Everyone agrees-- Nerima is one wierd place. It attracts all sorts of wierd people. But how about criminals? Not in THIS town... A bunch of short stories.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003
Die, Potter, Die by Gedia Kacela reviews
A sweeping and poetic expression of Snape's feelings toward everyone's favourite glasses-wearing Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Defense Against You by PhoenixRae reviews
Ch30 UP COMPLETE!Ginny needs some form of defense against her growing attraction to her new DADA teacher. Draco needs to get his head examined when he finds himself falling for one of his students. R&R TOO PLS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,328 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Snark by Thalia Kendall reviews
Dedicated to my lovely betaeditor ChainedDove, this is a oneshot about Su Li of Ravenclaw and Cassius Warrington of Slytherin. In the snarky bantering, who gets the last word?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2003 - C. Warrington - Complete
Most Unlikely Soulmates by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
A Fair Bet by drama-princess reviews
Something's in the punch tonight . . . and Severus Snape is caught in the gardens with Aurgia Sinistra. Exactly who did he offend in a past life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Severus S.
Not Just a River In Egypt by She's a Star reviews
Ah, denial. Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra know it well. But can everyone's favorite Mr. Magical Me get them to confess their feelings? ...WHAT feelings? A.K.A. Probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
And I Get By by Silvia Kundera reviews
"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." (Harry and Draco friendship fic -- not slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Conversations Among Ghosts by Ysabet reviews
NOT a ghost story, I repeat: NOT a ghost story! Detective Takagi decides to ask some *very* direct questions of Conan; secrets will be revealed, cars will break down, weirdness will prevail and people will (of course) get murdered.***FINISHED 2/10/03!***
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002
The Consequences of Muggle Medicine by drama-princess reviews
One hot summer afternoon, Snape gets a cold. All's well and good, but when you're living as a Muggle, Pepper Up isn't exactly available to you. . . set in the Family Matters universe, but not part of the official storyline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
The Last Dance by Gedia Kacela reviews
‘Snape was now quite sure that time had stopped and that he was trapped for all eternity in this hellish existence called the Yule Ball.’ Another Yule Ball, just like the last. Until someone asks Severus to dance, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Severus S.
Ensnare the Senses by Gedia Kacela reviews
(or The Potion Master's... Mistress?) When the Potions class finds themselves overhearing Snape's private conversation with a woman, they can only make several guesses as to who, precisely, that woman is- make that several... amusing guesses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Severus S.
Look by Sus reviews
An unseen watcher points Percy out in the corridor to her friend. While watching him the friend learns things about him that she never knew before...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Percy W. - Complete
Fragments by Tiny Q reviews
Something strange is going down in Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasley, and to her disgust, Draco Malfoy, are the only ones who seem to notice. Smiling Snape? Celebrity Jeopardy? Harry with a mullet? What's going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,468 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 4/16/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Of Angels and Geeks by makolane reviews
In which Lex gets to act his age. Humor, fluff, CLex friendship.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2002
Knowledge is Its Own Reward by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Have you ever had a theory...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
The List Goes On! by She's a Star reviews
Takes place during CoS. One of the many adventures of Hogwarts' most adored DADA teacher: the one and only Gilderoy Lockhart!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2002 - Gilderoy L.
How many Hufflepuffs ... by Amberdulen reviews
... does it take to light up a wand? Learn that and more in this collection of (slightly lame) one-liners; then add your own since you're probably much funnier than me. *Eighth installation now up!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/25/2002
All I Want For Christmas by Cairnsy reviews
A wistfully written Christmas wish list. A window into a soul that has always been guarded. When both fall unexpectingly into someone's hands, a gift that has little do to with glitter or gold is given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/23/2002 - Published: 12/24/2001 - Percy W.
Drastic Measures by ice queen reviews
Ginny decides to get Harry's attention, no matter what it takes, too bad it blows up in her face. Naked Draco, fantasies of blackmail, it's all good. A good dose of D/G goodness, much messed up humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Draco's Willow by ice queen reviews
A heart broken Ginny runs away for some alone time, but it's rather hard to get when she chooses Draco's tree to hide under. Slight G/D goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Neville Longbottom and the Terrible Horrible by solderini reviews
...No Good Very Bad Day. Sometimes one act of kindness is all that's needed to make a bad day good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Percy W., Neville L. - Complete
Kuno Baby by Cat and Caitlen reviews
Nabiki Tendo always gets what she wants and this Chirstmas she wants Kuno. This is a one shot Christmas fic to help along the Christmas spirit a bit.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Complete
The Elf and the Leprechaun Do Cliche # 1 by bracken reviews
Mild slashiness. Seamus and Draco have an encounter in a corridor. Innuendo filled arguments, hair, elves and leprechauns all come up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2001
Cyanide by Iniga reviews
Semisequel to Innocence Lost and Found. Ron has always said Percy would throw him to the dementors or worse. Will he? Also starring a spying Severus. Written preOotP, HBP, DH 5th year AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,872 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2001 - Published: 6/25/2001 - Percy W., Severus S. - Complete
Holiday Blues by Silverfox1 reviews
Just a nice sweet little story about Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2001 - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2001 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/16/2000
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