So there I was enjoying myself at a bar about to pick up a pretty girl and then bam! I'm on Route 1, short as shit and somehow twelve again. Oh well, at the very least I can get that Charizard I always dreamed of. Self Insert.

Upon discovering Naruto's planet and seeing its primitive technology, Darkseid invaded together with his Parademons. But things didn't turn out the way he hoped. As he was forced to retreat, Darkseid kidnapped one of the shinobi who had given him the most trouble. Willingly or not, the boy would become his knight, his weapon. Naruto/Starfire/Supergirl throuple pairing.

During the climactic battle with Kaguya, Naruto is transported to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Realizing that no one is coming for him, Naruto sets himself on an odyssey filled with mad gods, powerful tyrants and a few stones to find his way back home. Phase Two, a continuation of the original story, begins in Chapter 32.

Freed from slavery, Sarik has been given a chance to become great due to his sensitivity to the Force. Sure, his Overseer really wants him dead and the Empire is in a cold war with the Republic that is rapidly heating up, but a chance all the same. All he has to do is grasp it.

Simon gets the power of the crown, but he doesn't lose his sanity or Betty. The war happens and Simon and Betty find Marceline and raise her as their own. The new family face many difficult challenges. A story in which a hero will rise and help defeat a great evil in the distant future. A different Ooo will rise and take shape. Also there will be many crossovers.

A place for my one-off snippets, stories I've considered but decided to leave as a one-shot for the foreseeable future.

Waking up in the body of a standard Genin, a village invasion on the horizon and a count down until to a full out apocalypse only a few years away, what's a lad to do? There was only one thing he could do, cheat. Thankfully, this game system that instigated all of this in the first place, was quite helpful in that regard. Gamer Insert.

Taylor Hebert is known for her cautious approach to situations, de-escalating situations with careful diplomacy and tact. Surely, she can handle a power like the Celestial systems without things escalating too badly, right?

Waking up in an unfamiliar body within the Slifer Red dorm, what's a teen to do? Especially when there was no deck in sight and no currency to spend on new cards. Thankfully, an avid fan such as himself knew all about the discarded cards in a well deep within the forest of Duel Academy Island. With those spirits by his side, he'd fight his way to victory and survive! Self-Insert!

Faeran Shafiq did his best to blend into the background. He had no interest in getting roped into the craziness that was the life of Harry Potter and finding himself in the target range of the Dark Lord Voldemort. That was, until he one day received memories of another life, of another Faeran, whom had read the life of Harry Potter as book. Time to get good! Self Insert.

Taylor Triggers with the power of Hydrokinesis. She will wash away those who stand before her. Alt!Power! Taylor. Worm belongs to Wildbow. TaylorxLisaxAmy. Now has a TVTropes Page!

A butterfly flaps its wings and Hagrid finds himself unable to take Harry to Diagon Alley, things devolve from there.

People really should stop doing random mysterious CYOAs, it’s like they want to get kidnapped by an interdimensional guild

The rewrite of my fic, A Gamers Guide to Necromancy.

This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Taylor Hebert usually triggers in her Locker. But what if an out-of-context being interfered? Features Queen Administrator Taylor. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a proportions joke.

The universe gave me another chance after life screwed me over. My second life brought me to a world where people breath fire, walk on water and some people with special eyes that give them bullsh#t powers. Well, I got the gamer ability. And I'm gonna use it to stand at the peak. But it's gonna be a long journey before I reach that summit. SI - MC.

Being born a god would be enough for most, with your every whim satisfied. Kaito isn't most people, and decides to have his powers stripped to start again from the level of a human, and work his way back up to the top with his own two hands. What can go wrong?

An orphan living in poverty with a dream to make it big. A street rat trying to escape from the slums. Football was the only thing he was good at, it was his only hope. To him, football was not just a hobby or a career option. It was his lifeline. Naruto/Saeko Busujima pairing. No harem. No chakra, no superpowers.

The stress of his twin brother's quirkless life took a real toll on his mother's health. She practically shrunk and almost doubled in weight since he was a child. His plan was simple, become a popular pro hero, make a ton of money and let his mother live a life of comfort. Simple right? No, not when that twin brother was suddenly the next symbol of peace.

Kazuma already has enough trouble looking after the "problem children" of Axel. A priest that causes more harm than good, a hot-headed mage that is only good for one spell a day, and a perverted crusader that can't swing a sword to save her life... Why not add a loudmouthed ninja who yearns to stand out? Rated T for "prudish" humor.

A boy and his dog, together again in a new, yet familiar and fantastical world. A world full of fantastic creatures and awe inspiring adventures awaits. A trainer with vast knowledge and a loyal, fire breathing pooch might just have what it takes to stand at the top.

Welcome to the Guild of Gamers, where the system that controls your life was made by a lazy asshole, all your coworkers are sociopaths and the only retirement plan involves your soul being eaten by your supervisor, I'm sure you'll love it here.

The rewrite of my fic, the Gamers Guide to Freedom.

The Emperor wasn't sure how he ended up in a different universe, or what the parasite leeching off Humanity was. But he was the guardian of Mankind, and there was at least one person on this world worthy of taking up his mantle.

Daiki Yurei was just trying to reverse engineer the Flying Thunder God technique, nothing really beyond his capabilities. Then a fly landed on the seal he was in the middle of preparing and now he was lost within the multiverse. "Why did I have to get stuck with the insane Jinchuuriki?" Isobu bemoaned his fate. Gamer. Insert.

He's not involved with The Straw Hats. He's not involved with the story. He's half a world away from all that insanity and quite frankly...he's fine with that. Gamer Fic. Semi-SI.

It was just a visit to the reflection cave...so why was he now in a familiar situation, lost in a completely different world. A world filled with creatures that hunted humanity. Well...at least he still had his Rotom-Gauntlet and his new shiny poke-sword. Jordinio Version In Remnant! Self Insert.

By popular demand, the Son of Artemis has broken free of the Olympian One Offs. The first few chapters will end the start of his story, and those that follow...Well, read on to find out. Rated T for Language, gore, adult situations, childish adult humor and copious amounts of Letoide arguments. Reader discretion is advised.

Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...

Akari really doesn't want much, despite the high expectations his fellow Faunus have put on his shoulders. Unfortunately for him, Destiny doesn't care about his lack of ambition and neither does the Celestial System.

I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.

If you're given a second chance at life, a chance to escape the void awaiting your eternal soul, its best you don't think too hard about the price. If your new master wants you to kill, you kill, and if he wants you to plunge a world filled with overpowered heroes and villains into pure terror, you had better get to work. The Guild aren't known for their patience or understanding.

I choked on a vegetable and died. Apparently my death was ridiculous enough for me to slip through the reincarnation cycle with my memories intact. If I was going to die a completely stupid death anyway, might as well risk it in a career as a professional killer right? Reincarnation SI/OC Morally dubious main character. Slow burn.

The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.

Raven is many things, sane isn't one of them. Granted a path to immense power after her death, Skyrim will never be quite the same

May RNGesus be with you, praise be.

Kaito Evander wasn't anything special. He was smart, athletic and had great aspirations, but there was nothing truly special about him, even his Sacred Gear was a common Twice Critical. That was until the soul of his counterpart in another universe fused with his own and he gained...a second Twice Critical?(Insert)(Multi-cross) (Ikki Tousen, Uzaki-chan, Rosario Vamp, New Sis Devil)

Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there. I do not sleep. SI/OC-insert fanfic. Rated M for violence, strong themes, and language. HIATUS

Because inflicting the original Shiro on the multiverse once wasn’t bad enough.

The rewrite/reboot of New Game Plus, sequel to Multiverse Adventures but you don't have to read either of them first.

Quests for vengeance are never as simple as they seem, but when the target of your quest is an immortal being with seemingly unlimited power that's a given. Hei expected things to be borderline impossible and dying before he made any real progress didn't really surprise him, but he wasn't expecting his afterlife to include his father's killer offering him a job.

The rewrite of my fic, A Gamers Guide to Conquest.

Kuro lost almost everything... because his fellow Gamer is a crappy parent. Still, at least he got his own Multiverse out of it, Silver Lining. Currently undergoing a remaster, remastered chapters start at Ch36

Death is only the beginning. Rise again, and through the power of the Gacha (Random Bullshit Go), survive the nonsense of devils, dragons and thirsty schoolgirls and their equally hungry mothers.

Axel Brandt is a highly intelligent but overall normal guy. He lives a normal life, has a normal engineering job, has normal friends, so on and so forth. But then he died… or not. Displaced and still very much alive, now he's found himself in a distinctly abnormal situation. Ninja are not something he wants to deal with. (slice of life)

The second version of A Sorcerer’s Ambition, slower paced and hopefully improved

A much older Kuro is bored, and that means it's time for him to go on a trip. Where? Hell if he knows, he'll work that out when he gets there. This is the chronicles of the worlds he ended up on... and the girls he met. Just some Bonus Chapters of Kuro's adventures. Nothing Plot related and mostly smut. You won't be missing out on main story plot if you don't read them.

Brockton Bay can only be improved by adding supernatural elements to it. I’m sure nothing will go wrong.

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'So, summary. I am in the Naruto world. I have a name that isn't mine and I have a really nerfed version of the Gamer. Is that all? Am I forgetting something?... Right, Inventory.' At that I received yet another disappointment.

Everything has a price, you cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.

A bunch of oneshots that have potential to be more! Naruto as the son of (INSERT OLYMPIAN HERE)! Multiple pairings, some non-ninja Naruto, some smart!Naruto, and some new Naruto! It's our favorite orange clad ninja facing the multiverse with different origins. Rated T for language and suggestive dialogue.

Enemies are just resources we haven’t harvested yet

When I died, I never thought I'd get a second chance at life, let alone another chance as the protagonist of an anime. Getting another chance in a world with Snake pedos, heart thieves, and peepers with doomsday capabilities wasn't a part of the memo. But I ain't selling my life cheap, that's for damn sure. Male OC NarutoInsert. Chapters 1-4 prologue.

By the end of the Third Shinobi War, she gained a spot in most Bingo Books with various monikers attached to her name: "Poison Apple," "Bloody Princess," and "The Mad Butcher." However, a small handful of Leaf ninja had another moniker for her: "The Bloody Oracle of Kiri". (Or: An SI/OC who's already got a screwed up moral compass and fits right in with the Bloody Mist.)

The fates are whimsical, and just because Felix couldn't trigger normally like his sisters, Glory Girl and Panacea, doesn't mean they don't have big plans for him.

Dealing with villains is all part of being a superhero, the Justice League knows this. So how do they handle the new supervillain gang that can't decide whether they're good or evil? And said gang, the Straw Hat Pirates, are just desperate to get home to fulfil their dreams, whatever it takes. And they have no problems with fighting more believers in 'Justice' along the way

A switch at birth ends up with one more person surviving the Night of the Sealing. With the Fourth and his family dead, and the Nine Tails seemingly gone as well, Naruto grows up with very different ambitions. [COMPLETE]

For decades, he had traveled from one corner of the known Universe to the other, searching for a way back to his home planet. But after nearly 100 years of fruitless efforts, even with his legendary stubbornness, Naruto grew weary. Now, he had to let it go. [COMPLETE]

It wasn't Bakugo who the Sludge Villain tried to possess. It was Naruto. As he was suffocating, on the verge of losing his life, a torrent of memories not of his own flooded his mind. Memories of another him, from another world, from another life. [Naruto/Mirko] pairing. No harem. Naruto reborn in MHA with a Fox Quirk. No chakra. [Complete]

An OC finds himself plunged into the Naruto verse with gamer powers. Homesick and uncertain of how much time he has, he goes on to create a place of his own in a new and ruthless world.Kumogakure-centric. Strong!OC, Gamer!OC, Magnet-Release.

When Naruto was framed and imprisoned for an assassination attempt on the Raikage, Konan learns about it and comes to break him out. Konoha's apparent betrayal leaves a deep and lasting wound in his soul. In his darkest hour, he turns to the only person who had come to his help. Inspired by the Blood Prison movie. Canon divergent. Naruto/Konan. Rinnegan Naruto. [Complete].

Naruto's fateful battle on the Valley takes him to a new world so different from his own. Now, the heir to the ancient Sage of the Six Paths must forge his own destiny by facing the challenges ahead. NarutoXMulti

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide? (Up for Adoption... if your pen is nice)

Grayson doesn't have a bad life, not really. But given the chance to improve his not-that-bad life, he'll grab it without a second thought, even if he has to make a deal with a devil to do so, after all... the sorting hat did say his ambition was dangerous.

So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...

Out of all the possibilities Loid had calculated for, he admitted that being tied to a chair with the Thorn Princess standing in front of him was not one of them. Much less the fact that the Thorn Princess was apparently his wife, Yor. Things just got a lot more complicated.

In order for Shinto Religion to survive, Amaterasu made a bargain with a hero from another dimension. Yes, she got their hero, but he was more than that. A savior, a leader, and someone who has the potential to reach the likes of Ophis and Great Red. (Revised). Complete AU

Why would you think a shut-in would change his ways, just because he got superpowers? I'm happy right here in my room.

Once upon time I was a normal guy. Now, I am Kakarot, the clone of Son Goku created by Kami. There isn't much time, but I'll use it wisely, and go even further beyond. Self Insert.

Waking up in the middle of a monster infested dungeon? Not fun. Only one thing to do, rip and tear. At least there's a busty short stack goddess willing to lend a hand. (Self-Insert) (Blue-Mage-Based-Power)

So, yeah, I died. But God was nice enough to let me transmigrate and get 1 wish. Bada bing, the Gamer was born in the Naruto world. Now I just had to get to Max Level before the Fourth Shinobi War... and, y'know, don't die. SI/OC-as-Gamer.

Stranded in a world not his own, in a body not his own, Kaden finds himself stuck as a low rank marine in treacherous waters in the middle of an ocean where only the strongest can survive and a count down until a war that would shake the oceans and the very world itself erupts, where the kings of the sea will devour the chum. Gamer System. Insert.

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.

Hina finds herself in a strange world, amongst stranger people, but there's something special they all possess, and it's not the pointy ears, the long lifespans, the large feet, or small statures... it's something far more special. It's hope. And it's been long since she had any hope.

Ash Ketchum finds his plans to travel the Sinnoh Region abruptly changing before he ever even got on the boat, and brings more pokemon along with him. The Battle Frontier had tested his resolve and fell before his might, the Sinnoh Region was the next stepping stone on his road to becoming the Master.

A Scottish lad dies. A Scottish lad gets reincarnated with a Dragon's Heart by the grace of a goddess with an amazing arse. A Scottish Lad kills things and fucks bitches. What a wonderful world!

Canon-Divergent, SI-Sasuke Uchiha. Itachi was a true prodigy, but an adult in the body of Sasuke can pull off a lot of things, especially given the cheat code known as the Sharingan. Follow the MC as he tries to find his place in the world, or a way out of it, while he fends off the endless stream of people after his eyes.

Kaguya was defeated, the Juubi was sealed and Sasuke had been beaten. Now, all he and his friend had to do was undo the Mugen Tsukuyomi. Except... They can't. And the Elemental Nations cease to exist. "Thank Kami that Ophis arrived!" Harem

Forced to seal Kaguya into his own body Naruto vanished from the world, returning countless years later only to witness a new cycle of hatred created by the World Government. A path opens and peace will come as the Child of Prophecy returns followed by a new generation of shinobi to bring about a new era of peace! Summary Inside. God like Naruto. Harem. Lots of OCS.

A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.

Kai Sota, once a normal human boy. Everything changed though, when that monster bastard attacked. He lost his family, his innocence and even his humanity, in return he became...something more. A hybrid of human and monster. Warning: lemons ahead.

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE- Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

What if Sakura had an older brother who knew things beyond his station? An OC Insert from the perspective of everyone else except for the protagonist.

Oddity - anything that doesn't belong. Living in Konoha in the wake of Second Shinobi War was not an easy task - especially for a Senju. Hatorama Senju found about that in a hard way. Not only does he have to deal with Danzou, Orochimaru and what not, but he has to keep an eye on the future also. That is if he survives this upcoming war. Self Insert SI/OC Rated T for language

Being a single father with two little girls is hard enough, but when there are monsters trying to kill them everyday, it's even worse. Well, he loves them more than he loves himself, so he would just have to hope for the best and pray to the mothers of his children.

Book II of the Infinite and Divine. Word spread like fire across the cosmos. Empires from galaxies across the Neural Teleportation Network trembled in fear. No one knew who the winged girl who could lift mountains was, only that death came in her wake. A new daughter of Thanos has risen to make the Universe tremble.

Lemons only. Naruto/Harem. Dom!Naruto, and not that weak shit either. Name calling. Misognistic themes. Sasuke and Sakura Bashing. Hardcore. Now that he's Hokage, Naruto has to look out for the needs of all his friends, and their wives. Especially their wives.

"She's at that age when a girl only has one thing on her mind." Shikaku smirks, an amused twinkle in his eyes. "Boys?" "Revolution." Chiyuki answers bluntly. (Being the Third Hokage's daughter makes her aware of all the dirt, but that's ok. She'll tear Konoha down and rebuild it from scratch, if she has to.) [OC/Self-insert]

"A story isn't told only by the main character's point of view." Snippets of Becoming Hokage 101, told by the people Chiyuki interacts with. Image by GLady on Pixabay.

A Naruto AU where 'intimacy' between ninjas leads to faster gains than training, so the man with Big Chakra Energy is king. Harem. Gender flipped Sasuke and Haku.

Prince Erdogan Mac Aedan of Edinburgh. A hell of a person to wake up as, especially in a world of demons, angels, giants, fairies and more. Gods loom in the distance while primordial chaos rouses from an eon long slumber. The board was already set and he was neither player nor a piece. Thankfully, he could cheat, and this gamer system of his would be a big help. Gamer Insert.

King of the Pirate's? Not interested. How about a life fully lived, complete with adventure, discovery, and more importantly: Good fights! It's a Pirate's life for me! SI OC/SI

A very old soul finds herself in an unfamiliar world where she has no idea what's going on but damn it could these people please stop trying to exorcize her?

Taylor doesn't trigger. Taylor dies. Taylor gets better.

Shadows will always elude Gods. But this one... this one will surely throw some shades at the entire Pantheon with his questionable actions. Danzou Shimura, the Shinobi no Yami, is here to make the world better. Either by peace, or by lethal force. (Self-Insert) (Pre- First Shinobi War) (Minor X-Over elements/characters)

This world is not how he knows it. In fact, it is much scarier. SI/Naruto AU!

Naruto was dying. Kurama had a jutsu to save him. The only problem? It didn't quite work as intended. And now Naruto is reborn in a world where gods and monsters roam the lands. Thankfully, this time around, he has a mother with the most striking silver eyes the same color as the moon.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Sequel to How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto / Sakura. Lilly finds herself in the warring clans era with some hecka adorable kiddos. She already ruined canon several times over, now it's time to finish the job!

The Shinigami King grew tired of his play, so he asked an old soul to change it. Otherwise known as what happens when an eccentric, morally questionable, teeny tiny overpowered old soul is gifted an Evil sword and thrown in a couple thousand years before Ichigo is born.

The Gamer System is a ridiculously overpowered ability, and now it's in the hands of a Lich King in Training. Kuro isn't a nice person, and that was before he had a legion of Undead at his command, the multiverse should be afraid. Will go to multiple different worlds Dark MC/Evil MC, Lemons/Smut, Necromancer MC/Gamer MC

It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.

When you're given the chance to bring prosperity to the entire world, would you deny it because of the horrible person you are now taking over? "It takes a fool to underestimate true justice. The Heavens have Spoken, for I am the bringer of peace for this world!" A look in a somewhat less-malicious SI!Dio's tale of deception, family and some bizarre stuff. No Yaoi.

When you're being reincatnated into Dragon Ball of all places, I wanted a Dragon Ball System, to help me grow strong! But instead I've got a Naruto System, and I'm basically a better Tobirama...what could go wrong? [Gamer! Fic] [Saiyan! SI] [Self Insert] [SI/OC]

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [OC-Insert]

Taylor is a Greater Western Dragon. Your argument is invalid.

A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.

Kakashi had a single red-and-black eye for more than half his life. Now, he has two.

Hello, I'm Naruto, I'll be your tutor for this training session. I'm being paid a lot of money for this, so prepare for the hell of a lifetime.

I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.

Just being the greatest battler, did not make one the greatest champion. Ash Ketchum was so not ready for the duties of being the champion of Alola and overseeing the entire region, but, he'd face it head on regardless. His vacation back in Kanto was coming to a close and it was time to step up to the plate. Journeys AU

Even the Gods and Goddesses of Olympus needed a day off. Sometime's they needed time away from the constant bickering and never-ending controversies of their family. On one such day, Wisdom and Moon found themselves discovering a hidden gem within the city that never slept, and meeting a familiar blonde knucklehead with a penchant for the colour orange.

My name is Zan, the gamer. With my fist cast ablaze, I'll scorch my way to omnipotence. Gamer-Insert, Beginning In Avatar The Last Airbender.

Just one action can set a person on a new path, and when Naruto decides that pranking Kakashi on their first meeting might not be the wisest it changes the Jinchuuriki's- and Konoha's- future forever. Slow updates!

When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...

Naruto left the Elemental nations and wound up in a world where flying metal man, magic, and gods exist. Jiongu, seal master, RinneTenseiSharingan. Extremely AU. Naruto!OP NarutoxHarem. 2000-2500 words per chapter. discord xAyvMcrg6R.

The way of the ninja is hard to adapt to. It started with fear and denial, then it gradually became easier over the years. There is still fear. There is still denial, but I carved this path on my own. I am Uchiha Itachi's twin brother, and this is my story. Graphic depictions of violence and profanity ONLY. AU. Genres: adventure, general, angst.

It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.

Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.

Getting murdered while trying to kill yourself is bad luck. Getting reincarnated after that is just a bad joke. But Toonami reruns and cheap commissions info have taught her this world has plenty of chances to get yourself killed. It can't be that hard. "So you're actually trying to die?" "Yes." "You know you're his nakama now, right?" "So?" "...Good luck with that." Oc/?

When I read a writing prompt that said, "You will wake up in Sasuke's body", I didn't think it'd actually happen! What the hell was I supposed to do now? I barely have any skills that can help me in this world! All I have is my knowledge... Wait... Can I mess around with the plot? How far can I take my trolling? Maybe I can make Sasuke less of a dickhead! (Irregular Updates)

Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.

I realized pretty quickly that being isekai'd into the world of Naruto was far from a fairytale. If you weren't born as a clan heir, or at the very least in the main cast, you were absolutely fucked. There's literally a million ways for fodder like me to die, and now I have to figure out a way to navigate all this shit on my own? A cool power would've helped, you know. SI-OC.

Basically, Team 7 vs. Kaguya, final smack down. Then suddenly POOF they're twelve again and waiting to meet their sensei on team assignment day. With no way to get back they decide to stop the war before it begins, and maybe save some people along the way. But they're twelve, how are they supposed to do that? No pairings.

Ever wake up surrounded by dead people and no idea where you are? Pretty sure I didn't even drink or get hit by a truck last night, either. [A madhouse Self-Insert Sasuke story]

Taylor dies in the locker. She isn't too happy about this setback, or the results, but at least she can still try to be a hero… while trying not to indulge in all the tasty snacks running around. Zombie!Taylor, AU, TaylorXMulti WARNING: dark, char death, lewd

Summoned in Lugnica? Check. No RtD and Witch trying to kill me? Check. Being ushered to become an entire city's mayor? Che- Wait, what? Indeed, it seems that this unusual member of society had been yanked into a glorified desk job. It's a must to keep a low profile but he's in another world where peace is a short abstraction and shenanigans ensue pretty quickly. Art is Myu Myu Moon

Side stories, missing scenes, crack!fics, what ifs, POV changes, and AUs of the Samsaric Universe. Rated M for violence, strong themes, and language.

Shiro (the Second) has no idea what's going on, apparently he died? But what he does know is that he was once a God, he had everything he could have wanted, before he lost it. It's time to get it all back. Sequel to Gamers Multiverse Adventure, though you could probably read it without the first story... just don't blame me if you are confused Lemons, Evil!MC

I accidentally saved the world and was granted three wishes when I died. Easy - first wish to reincarnate in the Naruto universe and second is to reincarnate with 'The Gamer' ability. Third wish? I'll save it for later. SI/OC

Not all villains are evil, some are... just Quirky.

Izuku was so excited when he manifested his Quirk. Being able to combine with objects to make himself stronger? So cool! However, what he didn't expect, what no one expected, was what happened if he used his Quirk on people... (Or, What if Izuku's Quirk was the Fusion Ability from Dragonball Z/Steven Universe?)

Kuro Dantalion isn't really sure how he got chosen to host the Gamer system, nor is he sure what the Gamer System is for that matter, but what he does know is that he is stuck in a world with insanely op assholes, dumb main characters and a plot he knows very little about. Perhaps he should have paid more attention to the plot and less to the girls when he watched the show...

Taylor is Jack Slash's daughter, and she's certainly living up to her heritage.

Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Can the world? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief

In which eleven year olds Madara and Hashirama meet a "dragon fairy" and don't learn the truth until years later. Or; Chiyuki is reborn in the same universe, but she is not the same person. (another) warring clans era AU (Image by Полина Андреева on Pixabay)

In a world where Dan didn't die, Tsunade had a son named Naruto. He was a cute little child, always smiling. Now if only he would stop opening up dimensional voids during playtime, she would be a happy mom. Time Travel(Post-Second Shinobi war era), Fix-it, Humor, Romance, Fluff, [AU].

Whenever his son decides to ask a question, Minato has answers. Unfortunately, this answer backfires, he loses sleep, and his wife tries to kill him. (This is crack by the way...)

There was something to be said for being reincarnated into a world where you can become a superpowered badass, most of it unfit for polite company. At least he got put into the role of Shikamaru, so nobody would wonder why he was sighing so much.

When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal with the devil-himself, of course-in order to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making. Enter the poor human hero.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? M for dark themes.

"I was born almost three thousand years ago in the city of Sparta, born of a mortal woman and Zeus the Aegis Holder, the King of Olympus. I am a god. Your mother was born over three thousand years ago to Njord of the Vanir, and Nerthus, the River Goddess of the Northlands, and she was a goddess. And you, Taylor, are a goddess also." Being a god carries a terrible responsibility.

A Selection of Alternate Scenes and Bonus Chapters from a Gamer's New Game Plus. Warning will be in the chapter titles.

There are worse fates than reincarnation. There are worse villages to be born in than Takigakure. There are worse specializations for a ninja than medicine. But once you have mastered the Jiongu, anything is possible. Ito Ikimono knows the horrifying power such a technique can grant, and he'll shed whatever he needs to take it; Sweat, blood, even skin. OC, Fu, Takigakure, Jiongu.

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

A year before the supposed fated meeting with the Symbol of Peace, Midoriya Izuku unlocks his quirk and discovers that the world is vastly different when one is deemed gifted. With an ability that grants absolute precision in all of one's endeavors, the lines of right and wrong slowly start to blur.

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I am going to save my kidnapped brother." - In which Team Seven strives to reunite Sasuke with his allegedly kidnapped brother, Kakashi has to deal with delusional genin and Pain needs a bottle of aspirin. - Featuring: Love letters, grave robbing, puppets, S-class criminals and a thesaurus. - Yes, that works.

Taylor doesn't get to control insects. Instead, she controls things that are slightly... smaller. Tinker/Master Taylor. Updates weekly, hopefully. Based more on fanon than canon.

Who's idea was it to give a jinchuuriki almost absolute control over his bones? Why did they think unleashing this kind of danger into the elemental nations was a good idea? Eventual Strong Naruto, Bloodline Naruto.

An edgy hardcore Skyrim Player completes what he believes to be an amazing feat in game, only to wake up the following morning realizing that he had become far more intimate with his character than he ever dreamed of being. Now, if only someone could explain why he was in Japan, and why floating words from the game appeared at the most inopportune moments. DarkFic. Semi-Gamer Fic.

You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}

When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto. ABANDONED.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Deicide. n. Deicide is the killing (or the killer) of a god. The concept may be used for any act of killing a god, including a life-death-rebirth deity who is killed and then resurrected. A man from earth makes a deal with a god in exchange for a second life. It does not go as expected. SI. Dark Fic. No, really. Probably the darkest thing I've written - and that's saying something.

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

Naruto meets a strange snake-like man, later that night he encounters a deranged drunk man who stabs Naruto in his eyes. The snake man rescues him before the deranged drunk can finish the job, he even offers to try and help give Naruto his eyes back. He does, but Naruto can no longer see colors. A month or so afterwards he starts seeing shimmers that soon develop into people. DEAD.

Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.

...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

A tiny pebble may start a small ripple. A small ripple that over time can turn into a tidal wave that affect the lives of many. Minato and Kushina find that out the hard way when their small mistake causes not only problems to them but also to the whole shinobi world. Non-Jinchuuriki Naruto was neglected for his Jinchuuriki Sister Story.

In one world, a villain whose powers should have made him a renowned world terrorist fades into obscurity after suffering defeat by the Straw Hats. In this world, someone else takes the reins earlier and brings about an age of pirates that has absolutely nothing to do with adventure and nakamaship. "Rape. Pillage. Burn. T'is a pirate's life for me, savvy?" SI-OC as Mr. Five.

What if Naruto was more intelligent than he was in the canon. What if he was more like his father than his mother, both in looks and personality? Smart and powerful Naruto! NarutoxTemari! Hiraishin Naruto! COMPLETE!

Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

AU. Taylor triggers as a Thinker. It makes her the strongest cape. Ever. Changed the Rating to M at behest of a reviewer, just to be safe. Rewrite begins in Chapter Sixteen.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya's unfinished business would remain that way. They'd pay for taking sensei away. Of course it would've been far easier if Naruto hadn't decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.

Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Hagoromo grew tired of the repetitive cycle. With the latest rendition of Indra and Ashura, the Sage of Six Paths decides to forcibly break the cycle himself. What happens when Ashura's reincarnation awakens a power thought to be a myth? Let's find out. (AU story begins Forest of Death Arc and continues onward)

What if Naruto received more than just the 'Will of Fire' from Hashirama? What if it was something more tangible? With the blood of the Shodai running through his veins, what changes will come to the Narutoverse? Let's find out.

Skylar was a typical 17 year old girl. She was normal. Only normal. Then why had this all happened to her! "Every time I fall asleep in a place I'm not supposed to...I get sent into the Naruto world?" And the only way to get back...is to be killed. Well, apparently it was a good thing, then, that she dropped into the Akatsuki base each time.

"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."

The Gamer is a amazing power, it's user can achieve anything with enough effort. Unfortunately it's in the hands of a lazy nerd with delusions of grandeur and a hobby of blackmail. the multiverse has no idea whats headed its way. Evil MC, OC MC. Lemons/Smut

Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan during the Warring Clans Era is surprisingly idyllic, so long as you don't mind hard work and are too young to know any of the people who are actually dying. But innocence never lasts, and trying to help family stay alive is a road strewn with a surprising number of pitfalls and last-minute diversions. [SI-OC. Fluff, politics, fix-it. No Aliens.]

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...

We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.

Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.

Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)

Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.

Naruto has emerged victorious in the Fourth Shinobi world, but not without its sacrifices. Suddenly, he is pulled from his world, meets a god, and is left with a mission with a due date he knows nothing about, in a world he doesn't understand, with only a desperate hope to return home. Can he manage it? Can he succeed in a world of meddling Gods, with only the Bijuu as his allies?

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

A reluctant hero in training, but even the reluctant can become great, once they find their cause.

Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?

An edgy teenager pretending to be a psychopath pretending to be an edgier teenager pretending to be a bigger psychopath, is reincarnated into the world of Naruto with the powers of the Gamer. Chaos ensues.

Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later

AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...

Taylor Hebert is the grandchild of Magneto, a villain from another world. She has inherited his powers. Is the world prepared for a mistress of magnetism?

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]

AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.

Honestly, I was expecting to be reborn. I just wasn't expecting to be reborn twice. Semi-SI; Rated T; NO ROMANCE

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?

They all wondered how things were going to end. Hell, how it all began was still pretty unbelievable. Naruto Temari Kurotsuchi Yugito Fu Mei. a re-write of Never Use Shadow Clones to do your Paperwork

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

Naruto wakes up one morning to the Sage wanting him to redo his life. Something about it being too convenient.

When Neji makes comments about Naruto's parents during the Chunin Exams, the blond doesn't exactly take kindly to that and decides to show exactly why his opponent is wrong. Two-shot.

Shanks was used to strange meetings on the various islands of the Grand Line. However, this one was unusual even for the Grand Line. A Lost Uzumaki is found and Naruto has no plans of not becoming part of his family. (A Series of Snapshots about the finding of lost family.)

A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Some monsters are born, others are created, some redeem themselves, others have to be redeemed; but the worst monsters are those that were never monsters to begin with. A child's mind is a fragile thing; it will only take so much. The question is, what does it take to put back together?

What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.

A 17 year old dies, and 'impresses' Death enough to let her keep her memories during her next life. What she didn't know was that is would be in a body she knew from a story the teen read when she was 12. Also the original soul was there too, but what is more important is that the new Sakura wants to be a healing tank that can one punch anything. oc/reincarnation

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.

Some time travel stories have Luffy change things. Some have him strive to keep them the same. Enjoy this short LuRo OneShot where he tries to do the latter until he sees no choice but to do the former. Contains a smarter and rather OOC Luffy.

Next time I get reborn I want a human body. Not a giant orange fox. SI-OC!Kurama

Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?

Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?

Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!

As if being reborn into One Piece isn't bad enough, of course she ends up thirty years before the actual story begins. Forget trying to survive everything the world can throw at her, before any of that, she has to survive childhood as a member of the Monkey family. Self Insert

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

(REWRITE POSTED AND COMPLETED ON SEP STORY) Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

Shanks hadn't set out to invite a female onto his crew, especially not as the one that'll be nursing their wounds, but really, it'd take a damn miracle to find a doctor better than this pinkette.

All the stories that want to be told but didn't make it into the main story: Welcome to Joyou Children Side fics! First up is Sakumo's POV of his encounter with Etsuko. You might want to read 'Joyous Children' first, though.

Team Seven gets bored waiting for Kakashi Sensei to turn up. In an effort to ditch his annoying team mates, Sasuke suggests splitting up to look for him. Sakura finds their sensei quite promptly. Sasuke finds a bowl of soup, and Naruto... well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.

Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]

Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

Over the many years I have been on Fanfiction there have been a vasty amount of stories and ideas I have not published for one reason or another. This story will be will I post them, and if someone wants to adopt them, they are welcome to.

Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

To save an entire world from a mad man, one goddess has given the Kages a means to send Naruto to another realm. Will Naruto be able to discover Kushina's divine identity and can he survive the challenges of being her son?

Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

After the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto thought that he could finally start a life he always wanted, until two goddess apppear at Konoha and the true origin about his parent finally unfolded. Now walk into a new world with a new title, Naruto might never understand how much the world and his family need him. [NarutoxHarem] [New reworked version of Ch. 2 released]

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

"AHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH," Uchiha Sasuke laughed, before turning serious. "My father, my mother, my brother Itachi!" he glared between Naruto and Kakashi, "MY ENTIRE CLAN!" he jerked forward, shouting in anger, "Bring them back! BRING THEM ALL BACK!" He went eerily silent. "Then I'll stop." ..."Alright, fine," Sakura finally spoke, "Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei!" (Not time travel)

Or, five times Percy picks up Thor's hammer without the team seeing and one time they do. One-shot.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto? On indefinite HIATUS.

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

Ōtsutsuki Kaguya was a misunderstood individual, her intentions were misread and she was mistakenly labelled as a villain without a chance to explain. Bitter and angry, she retaliated against the world. However along came our favourite blond-haired protagonist, what if Naruto were to give her the chance that nobody else had? Naruto x Kaguya! One-Shot!

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!

After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

One-shot. The Avengers go to meet Percy Jacksonat Thor's insistence, and the way he is certainly surprises them.

One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.

Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)

Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!

A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.

What if, after stealing the forbidden scroll, Naruto got Kage Bunshin on the first try. What if he used rest of the time learning jutsus that make living life a game? Naruto/femkyuu/femsasu/harem CRACK WITH PLOT

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

Kakashi forgot to read the latest in the files on his team. Had he done so, he might have noticed that Naruto had lived through an extra decade of experience in the last week, gaining the abilities of someone from another world. Pretty much pure crack.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku

After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.

Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

[Crackfic. Probably abandoned.] If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.

Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.

After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.