He really should have known Potter Luck would follow him, even after being reincarnated. How else could you explain him surviving a radioactive spider bite, being thrown into the mess created by the Avengers, AND having to deal with high school teenagers? Some days it didn't pay to be Peter Parker.

Of all the families that could have taken her in, Ceridwen should have expected her luck to land her with the most infamous vigilante in Gotham, AKA Batman. However, he could never have anticipated his newest stray to be a witch. Two worlds collide as Ceridwen gains new allies, a new family, and a new lease on life...all while navigating her own destiny.

Harry has just stormed out of the Dursley's house after inflating Aunt Marge. Like the first time around, his godfather startled him into summoning the Knight Bus. This time around, it's Sirius' turn to be surprised. ::Dumbs Bashing Ahead:: Harry/Multiple

(Formerly BWL meets IMP) What happens when I.M.P. are hired to take out the family living at Privet Drive? They find a badly neglected young wizard in a cupboard with a new hellish destiny awaiting him…and a new purpose for a loving family of demons. Rated M for Language, and other mentions of sinful depravity.

The Crusaders are returning for their second semester at Hogwarts. You can look forward to a nice quiet and relatively uneventful experience. Well as uneventful as magic allows, anyway. Their presence has not already caused a wave of chaos that shook the magical world to it's core. You can't prove anything, so it never happen.

Trainers are everywhere in the world of Pokemon! But who said they were all human? Ash is a Zorua, but he's going to be a Pokemon Trainer too! With illusions to weave, friends to make, and challenges to conquer, Ash is going to pursue his dreams, wherever that takes him.

Raised in the wild lands of Middle-earth since he appeared there as an infant, Naruto, child of Rhosgobel, is swept away on a quest to reclaim a lost throne for a dwarven king. But when pitted against the strength of a dragon, the evil of a necromancer, and the corruption of orcs and goblins, will Naruto succeed in his journey and finally learn the truth of his past?

The dead can see into the future. Kakuzu, for the most part, died and then came back to life. Fractured as his memories may have been, he was sure of one thing: He couldn't stay in Takigakure. He had a world to save. Or! That one AU where Kakuzu sees the future because of Earth Hold Grudge, decides to change it, helps establish Ryogakure, and accidentally acquires a bunch of kids.

Hermione finds a book in the library which transports her into the past where she is mistaken as the youngest daughter of the Governor of Port Royal. She soon finds herself in a whirlwind adventure and finds love in the most unlikely of men.

A very old soul finds herself in an unfamiliar world where she has no idea what's going on but damn it could these people please stop trying to exorcize her?

No Man but Eärendil was known to have set foot on Valinor. It is no different for Bronach, born Harry Potter, but the Valar are willing to make an exception, if she can earn it. With one year to disrupt the chain of events that sent her hurtling into Middle Earth, she returns to Hogwarts with a group of companions, intent on putting an end to Voldemort once and for all.

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.

Some curses have a way of coming back to haunt you. Some histories just can't help but repeat as a reminder of the past. Aurora Potter never expected to run into a dark prince of the Faeries, much less trapped as a child. Not that she's complaining, since their meeting spirals into her joining a strange, wonderful world. Aurora/Malleus

Wrong BWL and Peverell Reincarnation AU: After an impromptu visit to Lord Death's realm the year before Harry's first year at Hogwarts; Harry, Severus, and Tom discover that they are connected on a level deeper than anything they thought possible. With a new life and new family in each other, the triplets have quite a few missions ahead of them: Full summary and A/N inside

Never had a summer passed so quickly for Harry Potter. Sure, the beginning had been a little rough. Nearly being murdered by a cousin he didn't know existed, only to be saved by Sasuke. The rocky start he had had moving to Konoha. But as wonderful of a summer as it was, Harry still couldn't wait to get back to school...Assuming he survived having Team 7 in Diagon Alley.

1724. All Harry wanted to do was to cross the Atlantic and start his apprenticeship under one of the most renowned physicians. Tom Riddle is convinced everything floating in the seven seas belongs to him. That includes ship-wrecked, green-eyed youths. Especially if they tell him to fuck off. [yes this is a Pirate!AU. Oneshot. Kind of?]

Nori has a history of making horrible decisions. Taking her grief about Dwalin calling off their courtship out on the Arkenstone might turn out to be the best horrible decision she's ever made. Somehow, destroying it has landed her in the past, fourteen years before the quest for Erebor ever began. And that means she has a chance to change things for the better.

Threatening the son of a Sith Lord, especially one whose current occupation is that of "unwilling arena slave" is a VERY bad idea. And it goes about as well as one should expect.

Harry Potter's uncle goes too far and a broken, bleeding Harry is left in his cupboard. However, he is rescued and taken in by our favorite, faceless entity in a suit; Slenderman. How will Hogwarts deal with a corrupted Harry Potter? Harry Potter x Creepypastas. Dark-ish!Harry. Teen for general Creepypasta goodness and language. Manipulative Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing.

Admiral Piett, General Veers, & several privileged Clone troopers get front row seats to the fact that Darth Vader actually has a sense of humor & almost have a heart attack in the process. Or, Darth Vader goes to retrieve his son, who is extremely hopped out on drugs after being held captive by mercenaries for an undetermined amount of time. Family bonding & treason ensue.

Soulmarks are the gifts of the gods. On that, everyone agrees, even if they argue about what exactly being a "soulmate" means. Only in Nibelheim do they name the god who gifted the marks: Loki. Cloud, who has the names of four SOLDIERs written on his arms, would very much have appreciated knowing how seriously everyone else takes Loki's mischief before he got to Midgar.

Being reincarnated as Harry Potter's fraternal twin sister really puts a new meaning behind "death is but the next great adventure." Grey!OC. -COMPLETED-

A piece of Voldemort's soul attached to baby Harry Potter that fateful Halloween night. Over the years, the soul piece witnessed how much danger and pain his host was in. How far would the soul go to protect the child he began to care for, especially when the boy started to care for him in return? Oh, just a little over-protective care, some magic training, maybe some necromancy...

Lily and James weren't Harry's parents. They were his aunt and uncle. Petunia decides she shouldn't have to raise her nephew when his mother is perfectly capable of doing it herself. She tracks down her wayward sister who enjoys attacking people with giant plants, and quickly washes her hands of the entire situation. Now, Gotham and Batman have a new young villain to deal with.

"It had to be a conspiracy. There was no way Itachi, his older brother had killed his clan." - In which Sasuke's conspiracy theories are scarily accurate, unless they aren't. But at least he found his kidnapped brother and ended up saving the world. (One-shot)

Harriet Potter found herself in a new world and simply took the opportunity to be herself, just Harriet Potter. Finding friends, family, and more along the way was a bonus. One Shot

In which listening to your peers is a really bad idea, especially when SOLDIERs and magic frogs are involved. Oneshot, cracky. Collab between The Bog (from AO3) and Tyrant Chimera, edited by TyrantChimera. Posted on my profile as well with permission from The Bog.

Book 5 of the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series. After the events of the Tournament one thing has become clear to Harry and his friends: War has come to Avalon. But they aren't their parents' children and won't make the same mistakes. The time has come to take the fight to Team Nocturne and Voldemort. The time has come for the Order of Moltres to rise again.

Harry finds a talking spider in his cupboard.

When the CMC asked Discord to help them attend magic school, he pulled an owl out of his hat. Only he didn't exactly have a hat. Which was okay, since their new school had a singing one laying around. Image by:Taneysha

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

AU of PoA. Eventual HPDM slash. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle. He follows it- and everything changes. Updated every Friday. COMPLETE.

It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

A time-traveling Sephiroth steals Cloud away as a baby in order to more easily sway the boy to his side. Sephiroth knows nothing about babies. Sephiroth didn't think this through. [Crack spinoff of "Seventh Circle, Ninth Sphere," can be read alone]

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

It turns out that the views of Agents O and K are not held by the rest of the Guys in White... which they discover when they bring in a fourteen-year-old half-ghost kid for "painful experiments". 2020 Phic Phight (Oneshot continued because you all begged so much)

After travelling to the UK for a hunt in Surrey for a change; Ticci Toby discovers a small child living under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive but there is more to this child than meets the eye. A CreepyPasta and Harry Potter crossover. Check EXTRAS for more work with this story idea. Not abandoned, but just struggling to find time to update it,

Reeve sees a boy out in the rain, a trooper called Cloud Strife. He has a lot on his mind. But time travel, assassins called Vincent Valentine, and the end of the world undone? It's a little more than he bargained for, yet he only had himself to blame. Even the river that is time can overflow... and wouldn't you know it, saving the world still takes paperwork. Time Travel, Oneshot.

No one's really sure what's going on. They're all tonberries for one. In the past, for another. And no one's really sure why either of those things had to be. But they're going to make the most of it. And if they all delight in people screaming and running, because hey, tonberries, well... no one said you couldn't have fun while saving the world. Oneshot, time travel AU, crack?

What happens when you get one messed up mission, throw in a bunch of comrades who kinda of suck, and add one very bored deity of distortion? You get a very big headache, that's what. Cloud Strife really regrets his life as an infantryman. Giratina doesn't.

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei's novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke's family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya's unfinished business would remain that way. They'd pay for taking sensei away. Of course it would've been far easier if Naruto hadn't decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.

Tom Riddle takes pride in his ability to manipulate others. So, when an unsuspecting Harry Potter stumbles across his diary, it's only natural he should push his skill and creativity to the limit to craft a tale so engrossing, so compellingly plausible, that the boy will fall for it hook, line and sinker. If it results in a slight alteration to his future plans, so be it.

[HG/SS] AU:Crack, Hermione wasn't supposed to get murdered by a troll. She was supposed to spur on Harry Potter and Ron Weasley and become their friend and thus keep them alive through multiple trials. All of Dumbledore's carefully laid out plans tank as Hermione Granger embraces a new life, thanks to none other than Severus Snape.

In which Luke Skywalker is stranded in a tree waiting for a flash flood to recede. Too bad he's got company... Post-ESB father-son longshot, can be read as canon-compliant.

His name is KingOfFrost, or just Fr05t for short. He's a legendary hacker who dominates the online MMO's...and he's not even human. Jack Frost, the spirit of Winter, decides to do something about the lack of belief in him and picks up a laptop. However Jack is less than amused when the Guardians suddenly decide to call on him to deal with Pitch Black.

One person can make a difference: sometimes large, sometimes small. This is the story of a young witch who died under mysterious circumstances and woke up in a completely different world - a world she would change just by existing. Follow the journey of Hermione Granger as she walks the path to becoming Hermione Thranduiliel, the Elvenqueen.

A few days after running away from the Black family, Sirius finds a four-year-old Parselmouth. A small child who will do everything not to go back to the orphanage from where he had been time-displaced.

Hobbits are not all they seem, and a certain Dark Lord should have been much more careful with his belongings.

A space battle goes wrong, Luke and Vader end up shooting each other down and crash land on an uninhabited planet. Vader reaches the crash site of the rebel snub before his adversary has regained consciousness. With Imperial search crews slowed down, Vader decides to interrogate the rebel pilot and then dispose of him. That is, until he realizes who exactly is in his hands.

Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.

Liquid Luck, the store on the outskirts of the shopping district, was like nothing Hiruzen had ever imagined.

Hermione, Ron, and Harry all wake up tiny, naked, and alone in a forest. Things only get more ridiculous from there, and if there's one thing they know, it's this: somehow, some way, this is Harry's fault. [crack-ish enough that you shouldn't take it seriously]

It was just another day in Konoha. Well...except for the S-rank criminals walking around like they always have been there. They say that as long as you act like you should be somewhere, no one will care. Time to put that saying to the test...One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness

Hermione's life comes crashing down around her in one moment. Unable to cope and carrying new life within she runs to a land she had read about in the library. Can she find peace knowing that back home a war still rages? And will she be allowed to stay?

When the Leaf Village finds itself in dire need of help, it never expected assistance to come from the least likely source.

Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.

Book 4 of the Harry Potter Pokemon Master series. When Harry learns Hogwarts is hosting The Grand Trainer Tournament, he is excited to meet new trainers from around the world. But when someone plots to use the tournament to kill him, Harry decides to take matters in his own hands and become more proactive. This new attitude leads him to new allies: Jack Kenway and the Sons of Johto

Series of funny and cute incidences centered around language barriers and two vastly different cultures trying to understand one another. At least they're fairly certain he isn't out to kill them. (Not crack)

An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.

Attempting legilimency on Edward Elric was a supremely bad idea, as it got Truth's attention, and now Ed's taken Harry home with him and Al. But the wizards refuse to believe that Harry is lost to them, and continue to search for Harry and the alchemist who kidnapped him. This story is now complete. Evil Dumbledore, and Brotherhood 'verse for FMA

Certain Mythical beings can only be seen if they're believed in. Certain Magical beings are very aware of this, and like to take steps. Gen. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own.

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.

They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.

Alucard's loneliness starts to take a toll on him so he ends up throwing a Ball. Fortunately for him, the King of Vampires finds a special someone that not only smothers his loneliness, but also steals his heart. Can Alucard and Sebastian persuade Seras into becoming a vampire and stay with them forever?

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

Fred and George Weasley saw the name "Forbidden Forest" as a cute advisory warning to be disregarded. Certainly they weren't going to pay any more attention to Dumbledore's warning threat of a "very painful death" for trespassers in the forbidden corridor. Time to give the challenges there a try! Complete.

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

In which Hobbits are grown in the ground rather than in bellies, Seed is not a euphemism, and Bilbo is horrified when he finds out where everyone else's babies come from. Rated for dub-con baby-growing (and cursing). Bilbo/Thorin. Durin Fix-it, Dwobbits.

Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. Sakuraxharem. Present day, AU. Rated T. COMPLETE.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?

The Dark Lord finds himself looking after a five year old Harry Potter with little idea of what to do. - Oneshot, only slightly crack, but not really crack at all. No pairings, no romance and no slash.

Oneshot companion piece to Mischief Managed, detailing Loki's side of things a little more, and where Dumbledore was - or wasn't, as the case may be - and why. Complete, don't own. Please read Mischief Managed first.

A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.

Book 3 of the Harry Potter Pokemon Master series. When Harry came to Avalon he learned how his parents were betrayed by Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black died bringing vengeance upon the traitor. But now there is a dark conspiracy creeping around him; one that might involve those he has come to trust. The answers to what truly happened to his parents lies with The Lord of Sevii.

Time travel AU. Some bad language, oneshot. The goddess has deemed it fit for the world to have another chance, perhaps a happier go-around this time. And indeed, it all changed when there was not one, but two Cloud Strifes.

Book 2 of the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series. Life has taken a definite upturn for Harry. He now has a wonderful home, great friends, and is building a strong Pokemon team. But when he received word of a hidden danger, Harry will be forced to dig into the past and discover the buried truth about the Founders... and his family. If he doesn't, Hogwarts will be closed forever.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Welcome to the Avalon Region. Here, children go to Hogwarts, the premiere school for inspiring trainers, where they learn how to train Pokemon. This year promises to be special, for Harry Potter, the destroyer of Voldemort, is coming to take his place among the future trainers and begin his Pokemon Journey. Book 1 in the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?

It was perfect, this family was precisely what he had been looking for. The worst sort of human lot he could think of. They all seemed normal and kind but he knew they hid behind a pleasant façade.

Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.

Lex learns that the Rogues' policy of sticking together doesn't just apply to the villains of Central City.

The children have so much potential but their role models are absolutely horrendous. So Lex decides the best solution is to spoil them rotten. Emphasis on rotten. Originally on the yj anon meme.

When Itachi's little brother insists that he needs a pet, Itachi may end up getting more than he bargained for. One-shot, crossover with Petshop of Horrors, slightly AU.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.