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My name is Evil muffin Pants! but all my friends call me muff for real names murrah

I'M ON A QUEST TO CREATE A WORLD WIDE ARMY OF EVIL MUFFINS! would you like to join? if you do pm me and write on your profile that you are!

Me and my friend Rachel ( Rachel goes by Rachel and the cupcake crusades.) own Misfit band geek ! so lets describribe our selves.

Before we start rambling on about ourselves i would just like to clarify :something. We do not own Twilight (tear) Newmoon( whimper)or any of there characters.( does that include Edward?) Yes. (NOOOO!)

Mood:kinda weird...ok soooooo i'm always that way...what so sue me...you did not just pull out your lawyer...oh no you didn't shaniqua tarifa bonifa jackson! don't make me pull out the weapons of mass distruction...(pulls out a bucket of black paint) don't make me gothofie you hollister bitch!muahahahhaahha yes i'm feeling random at the moment...ahhhhhh...this means war!yes you may have the damn moose from ambercrombie...but i have skeleanimals from hot topic! bite my undead ass! i can go on for HOURS like this...just try me!

Murrah's phrase of the day:TOUCH ME AND DIE!


1. Piss your pants from laughing.

2. Find a pair of un-used DEPENDS in a hotel room.

3. Run into the ocean with there cell phone in your pocket.

4. Have your leg electracuted by the cell phone touching the water.

5. Have there cat "EAT" your pants

6. have milk shoot through your mouth and nose from laughing so much.

7.Crack your rib on the bath

8.fall into a lake that is mostly made of mudd!

9.experiance suffacation

10. Learn the meaning of STRANGE


Barf at chuckie cheese(on the rat himself) 5 times

Call the stupid number 867-5309 50times

Burp the damn Alphabet 42times

light yourself on fire 12times

eat a spider in your sleep 8times

stub your toe 4,034times

bite on you r lower lip 8004times

stick a fork in the toaster 2times

get yourself grounded one tomany times

smack your bestfriend in the face 2times

faceplant on the sidewalk too many times that they all start to blurrr together

update my profile god only knows

number of cookies i've eaten tonight you don't want to know

step on a crack and screamed "MOTHER NOOOO! that's for me to know and you to find out. ; )

times i have argued about weither it was a goat or a deer hehehehhe good times

Ten reasons i love summer. 1. I don't have take my meds.

Random. with so many people using this term i must give you my defintion. random: something soooo of topic it would make cause you to hit your head on a pole while walking because it soooooo out of nowhere. random is when two people are fighting about something stupid( like how to pronounce bologna) and stop and talk about anime (hehhehe me and rachel are guilty!) random is when you are taking a test and start to laugh uncontrolably because you finally got your friends joke. random is when you see people in a brutal battel of the wits and just walk in between them and say "my ass hurts" Random is when your writing a story and start to bounce and do the chicken dance. Random is when every one is booty dancing and you are you group of misfit, pale, emogoth friends start to dance like russains. Random is when your like me and writing a deffintion for random...hehehehehehe random!

2. I don't feel sick in the mornings

3. i can keep my sleep in the day awake at night scheduale

4. I dn't have to pretend to care.

5. i don't have to deal with stuck up snobs

6. No evil Preps/sluts/mainly evil bitches.

7. i can eat as much ramen as i can handle without ralphing!

8. i can hang out with my friends

9. I don't have to deal with a certain love sick emo (really he would almost try to hump your leg!)

10. last but not least...More fanfiction!(oh and more ramen! i love that crap!)

Ten reasons i think the show Inuyasha rocks!

1. inuyasha's in it! DUH!

2. kikyo's dead, kagome's alive, what else must i say?

3. Because your friend trys to impersonate Myoga. ( rachel even has the nasally voice bit down!) uh oh. ( runs away) shit has a knife! ( runs from rachel who has a HUGE butchers knife) I don't want any new piercing!

ok now that i have that over with( looks down at large whole in gut) i'll feel that in the morning. well here's the rest of the count down!

4.Because your friend trys to impersonate Jaken.

5. Sesshy is awesome and all mighty.I love his fluffy!

6. it's fun to see jaken get his little imp ass kicked.

7. i love miroku and his perverted ways

8. i love to see miroku and his perverted ways get smacked by sango.

9. shippo is so damn cute!

and finally!

10. it's so freaking funny to see inuyasha get thrown to the floor when kagome says "SIT" (sorry inuyasha! but it's really funny!)

An idea from murrah(me!)

i wonder...is there a colony of dead zombie fish in the sewers that grow every day in numbers everytime a kid flushes one of them down? do they have pet Gators that they raised from people flushing those down too? are they plotting revenge on humans? Do they relize there swimming in not just there own poop but my poop as well? Hmmmmm? maybe this is why my parents put me in theropy?

hahahahahaha as i'm typing i'm watching a rat run around inside a lawn gnome! it looks like the gnome is possesd. i wonder if i should help it out or watch it some more? hmmmmmm? Watch it! go gmone go gnome! yay!

Ok. first I'm are major Klutz. im pale, i am gothic/punk . while Rachel is goth. well i'm really are kinda odd. i fit in almost every cadigory besides jock,prep,gangsta, i guess i'm just a misfit.( maybe that's why the school named my little group of friends the rejects. ! i am catholic .I personally think the church is corrupt and no longer truly teaches to love every one.but who gives a shit what i think i am only 13.But i will be fourteen in july 29! so know that we got that out of the way. here is a list of stuff that i like and dislike.

Likes: horror movies, comedys,romance,not that much of action but i can deal with it, can not stand Documentaries( besides supersize me) love reading! i could it all day if i could.( love old 20's and 50's dracula/Nosphratu flicks!) i have a huge thing for poetry so if any of you have a good pem just email it to us!

Dislikes: Know it alls, snoody people, Holy Rollers( cause they call me the devil!) EVIL STEP SISTER!( she basically stole my life from me for ten years of my life!) And her Mother who walked out on my father on my Brother's 18th birthday back in october so she also ruined my favorite holiday Halloween!(Bitch!) then came back on my spring break to ruin it! ok i'll stop ranting...back to the list!ok Peas! i really hate them! detentions,sluts!( crap i live in florida! the capitol of whores and sluts SHIT!) ummmmmmm oh ya rap and hip hop.

1.ok this is what kiekie looks like but with amber eyes...like inuyasha if that helps...


this is Neko's Blue tunic she wears very often


Neko's black skirt she wears very often


FAvorite books: missing Abby, Twilight! new moon ! ahttp:///Jersey-Low-Cut-V-Neck-Tunic-Top-Blue_p_0-1937.htmlnd hopefuhttp:///Jersey-Low-Cut-V-Neck-Tunic-Top-Blue_p_0-1937.htmllly eclipse! all american girl,pink angels( but not the last one!) harry potter and vampire kisses!

Favorite sayings : i like pie you like pie...were perfect."

:"there is a disturbence in the force!"

: " SON OF A BAKER! he he thats how i curse!

: lets not and say we did."

"FROOGLE MUFFIN! i say that when i stub my toe!

" You say that now but wait! don't come crawling back to me when the muffins get you!"

" Don't make you use this hair dryer for distruction!Muahahahahaha!"

" were do babies come from?"

"this is no longer a band it's a consperasy!Damn trombones!"

"we attack at dawn!"

"Muffins will rule the world!"

"Don't give me excuses! Give me results!( you slap some one while saying that!)

" my mommy says i'm special."

"I think i pooted!" i love cheese! he is awesome!

"ummm...the answer to why i'm mean to you is...i just don't care...have a problem with that...ha! pick a number and join the line!"

"oh...so you hate me?...thats sad...GO pick a number i'll get to you once i'm done with the rest of your kind."


Now here are some things i say ad rachel finishes my sentence

ME: Did i just...

Rachel: Yes...Yes you just smacked my math teacher.

Me:Did YOU just...

Rachel: Yes...i did steal Mr.H's fake prostetic ass...and i liked it god damn it!

Me: Were do...


Me:Lies!All Lies!( rocks self in corner back and forth for hours.)

Rachel: Murrah...did you just yell at mr.H that he scared you so bad you almost PISSED yourself ?

Me: ...Maybe...

Rachel: I'm so proud of you!

Muff's:Curently favorite song: Ride the wings of Pestilence by From first to last!

i guess you could call me cold, distant...bitchy to say the least...but that would mean i took time to hate you!

but here are some things that could give you a clue about what kind of people we are

IF your hero in life is NO ONE! (because you don't immitate any one) put this on your profile

If you have ever touched something and broken it when it clearly says DO NOT TOUCH! if you have put this on your profile.

if you have ever put a fork in the toaster put this on your profile.

if you have ever been superglued to a chair before put this on your profile

if you have ever ripped you pants in public put this on your profile.

if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have ever scared a full grown adult just by giving them a death glare for no more than three seconds put this on your profile

if you and your best friend have a phycic connection that when you call each other its always at the same time so it always says line busy put this on your profile.

if you went to church a heard some one fart and busted out laughing all by yourself( making every one think you are insane) put this on your profile.

if for payback on your siblings or friends you start doing the robot or start yelling i pooted! put this on your profile.

if you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN ! put this on your profile

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

if for fun you and your friends have write offs( a contest to see who has the best fantasy story ) copy and paste this on your profile.

If when you disected the frog at school and thought you were murdering kermet the frog add this to your profile.

If before you started to disect the frog you thught about or have played around with the frog and started singing "hello my baby hello my darling hello my rag time gal!"from the famous WB frog Michigan J. Frog add this to your profile.

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like gay people in a very unhealthy way put this on your profile( i am not gay) but i love Jack Mcfarlan from Will & Grace He is my favorite fruit Ha Ha Ha

If you have ever seen a gay guy from behind and screamed JACK! put this on your profile

If you love gay people post this on your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,Misfit Band Geek,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,Misfit Band Geek,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek,

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

so ya that is basically me in a nut shell. so hope you can except my wierdness! IF NOT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

A saying by me that very one should take to heart no matter how hard it is:

Life is like a book. it has chapters, a begining and an end. you can always look back on it for guidance and life lessons. yes there will be errors because no book is perfect. and as you grow old the pages will grow torn and fray. but unlike a book you can never put life on hold or set it aside to think, no matter how hard the hardships are, you must live. and don't just live because you have life. live because life without you is a smile never to be seen, a story never to be read, a song to never be sung,and a heart to never don't give up. because i haven't and neither has the world... "let love in." The fray

there is a girl in the water who has lost her father to something evil mean.

her eyes are dead, her smile torn

the little girl is hollow from what i can see

she waits in the night to let out her crys so no one who lives can hear.

she lies in the darkend corner hiding from all of childish fears.

but in the door way stands her stepsister with an evil menacing leer.

she laughs while the girl crys in the corner for the ones that are now dead for they were near and dear.

when i look into her eyes they are black.

Not because of the restless nights when she lies awake fearing the dreams that come,

but because she is no longer filled with the love her mother had stored when she was stilled married to her father,

that is only the cause by her step mother who ripped her empty. for she is vain of her own step daughter who no longers fears deaths arrival .

when in fact she waits, for the sweet release of deaths sweet kiss to only live another day in her own personal hell.

I looked back at the water, and morn for the girl and her father. i morned for the fears of which she will always hold.

but when i looked back at the water i notecied the girl was looking back at me.

When in fact the little girl is now grown but the little girl is my inner me.

"i'm just looking in the sky at the purple penguins."

Marc Garzon 1992-2005

you are my dearest friend. if it weren't for you i would've never survived life without your words of comfort... thanks. RIP

This is Rachel: some of my favorite bands are (Dun dun dun )30 seconds to mars, Cradle of filth,Evanescence, Boys like girls, Avril Levighne, Pink, Coldplay,Jet, Snow patrol, Panic!@ the disco,Blueoctober,Hinder,Breaking Benjamin , fall out boy, Queen,My Chemical Romance,Flyleaf, and many more i cant think of right now,

my family is my mom (Who is really getting on my nerves)my Dad(who doesnt take any intrest in me)My brother paul(who doesnt talk to me very much)and my other brother (who shall not be named)(just had a baby,isnt married,Oh and he is only 20)there is also my sister(who i havent talked to in 6 years beacuse my parents pretty much disowned her after she got pregnant when she was 15.Well muff has an evil stepmom and i have this fiasco.We diserve each other dont ya think?Ha ha ha ha no sorry for the typos but im too lazy to go back and fix them.(sigh)

I just turned thirteen! May 23 to be exact. I am kind of nervous beacause ever since i was born my mother has said that " I'm moving out when you're thirteen" so this is going to be an interesting year dont you think.

some of my favorite books are ,what we have at the top of the page, a great and terrible beauty, rebel angels,The Clique (i love reading the bitchiness), all meg cabot books. i pretty much like everything (exept stuff about sports im not that physical and i have no coordination whatsoever)

feel free to email us if you have any questions about our stories or if you just want a buddy (only Rachel will be replying to those messages)

If you read one of my stories and review i will give you a virtual cookie:) that is one fucked up smilie


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

i moment in murrah's life:

you know that really uncomfortable position your in when you see your parnets fight over something at the dinner table. Yes, most of us can answer truthfully yes. but unlike others i have learned the uncanny ability to deflect( yes i said deflect) these moments. here is a great example...

setting: 7:30 pm in my home at the dinner table...

step mother: i swear to god if you bring that up one more time!

Father: oh ya and what if i do!

Step mother:( gives evil glare at father and looks at me.)

Father:( gives evil glare at stepmother and looks at me)

ME:( smiles an evi grin at both of them) I MADE PANACAKES IN MY PANTS THIS MORNING!

Step mother: ' What the fuck...'

Father: 'What the fuck...'

Me: could one of you pass the butter?

See that is how i deflect a conflict at the dinner table! i know i know i am a pro indeed! so if youy need any help on deflecting family issues just email me !

Murrahs story's

Vampire Nights, Bella and the evil muffins,Strange Days, Strange is good, right,Such great heights,

Rachel's stories

Evil Esme and Gaurdian

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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 67,219 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Vitreous by hateshi reviews
[AU] Orphaned, Rin finds a savior in the cold business tycoon Sesshoumaru. How can she ever repay the man that saved her life? By rescuing him from himself of course! SR, with IK, SM
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,958 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Rin, Sesshōmaru
A Hitch In The Ladder by MoonPhoenix reviews
Nobody in Taisho Corp knew what their boss looked like. So when clumsy Rin unexpectedly meets a handsome stranger on the plane, she had no idea that he was THE Taisho of Taisho Corp. RinSess.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,122 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Rin, Sesshōmaru
5 Best Friends Forever by Whateveryouwantittobe reviews
Has Officially Been Abandoned. If you want to adopt, message me.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Sneaking a Look at Bella's Diary by lbj reviews
Edward is in Bella's room one night when he sees her journal sticking out from under her pillow. He begins to read....find out what happens. Between Twilight and New Moon. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Edward's Birthday Surprise by StupidShinyVolvoOwner reviews
Edward's 'human' birthday is coming up, and Bella turns the tables on Edward when she comes up with a surprise party. As Bella, Alice, and Rosalie plan the party while Edward is gone, Bella starts remembering things from the past... Completed...or is it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Will we meet again? by Rachelandthecupcakecrusades reviews
Kagura kidnapped Rin, but in this story Sesshomaru doesn't save her.In fact he thinks she's dead. Is She? Will they meet again? Sorry summary sucks. My 3rd fanfic. Please review! Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Life is No Walk In The Park by CelestialDragon423 reviews
AU First story yay! Rin decides to take her puppy Fluffy out for a walk one summer day. Little does she know that it will become an adventure for Fluffy, and a new encouter for her and an artist. Please beware of slight erorrs.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Lost but not Forgotten by ILikeToDie reviews
After returning from one of his trips Sesshomaru returns to find Rin gone. Jaken has no clue where he is as he was asleep again. He tries to find her but can’t find a trail. It’s been 13 years and still no sign of Rin, will he give up?RinSess Sess OOC
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Letting the Light In by sweet.outcast reviews
Sequel to Letters from a Forgotten Friend. Shuukaku has been removed and Gaara has to get used to a lot of new and unfamiliar changes. Can Akina help give him some comfort? GaaxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,363 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Naruto: The End Of Solitude by Tiger5913 reviews
Updated: Part Four: Scarlet Love. Completed! A few years after Gaara and Matsuri first became teacher and student, their relationship slowly began to change... ! GaaMatsu, Gaara x Matsuri, mild NaruHina, one year post timeskip !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,817 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Reminiscing the Kiss by phlawere reviews
First chap is a revisit of Inu and Kag's kiss. Epilogue up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,367 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Sad, but True by xxInuloverxx reviews
Inuyasha is seen with Kikyo again kissing, and Kagome's heart is broken. She throws the jewel shards at him and says she will never return. But litte do they know she still had one shard left with her.Will the two ever meet again amd confess their love 15
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,947 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Why did you leave? by Domitian reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella has been changed into one of them and she would be dead if not for her new family. Now forty years after she was changed Charlie dies. Bella decides to go to his funeral and sees someone all to familiar there. Could it really be him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,418 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006
Vampire, Vampire, Human? by Tigerlillium reviews
My first fanfic. Bella and Edward marry and have a daughter. Daughter falls in love with Jacob's son. Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Angel on Earth by Goose17 reviews
Used to be called Protecting Bella A new girl's in town, and comes to live with the Cullen's. What's her name? How does she know Bella? And most importantly, what is she?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007
What I Left behind by schizophrenic-twilight-lover reviews
Fate threatens to break them apart but they held each other close. Until his mistake ruined it all. They soon meet again, but what is their destiny? Just remember, what happens in death is forever. AN:Disregard New Moon's ending. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007
edward and the braces by carebear with fangs reviews
this is seqal to the story edward visits the dentist by rissohma read that before you read this one!rate t just incasedisclaimer i dont own twilight or the plot just the hands that wrote it! after new moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Untitled by BloodyRose1918 reviews
I was in midjump when two ice cold arms wrapped around my waist. I slowly turned around to see a very pale and shockingly beautiful face.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
InBetween by Bridgewater1989 reviews
Starts off right where New Moon ends. B&E. Epilogue is UP! R&R please. Fixed Chapter 18. First Fanfic. Warning: Spoilers to New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
hitting the USA by Midnighttomoscow reviews
four teens. one car. No parents. what will happen? INUKAG some MIRSAN currently down for revision up to chapter 15.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,462 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Monster by LovelyPriestess reviews
[COMPLETE] Esme’s past included an abusive husband… What if that 'husband' had been unknowingly turned into a vampire, and he’s come back, more than seventy years later, to reclaim his wife? After all, they were never 'properly' divorced. [E x C][B x E]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,499 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Struggle by Edward Cullen Luver reviews
What happens if the reason Bella moves to Forks was because she was seeking treatment to her disease at Forks hospital? She doesn't have much time, and she wants to finish her list with the help of the Cullen's. [More Detailed Summery On Profile!] [BxE]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,888 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Breaking All The Rules by amiori-and-sherii-fluff reviews
Hanyou...forever meant to be confined in a world of loneliness...bound by cruel rules for a lifetime...but when one girl finds a friend in the school's rejected Hanyou, her world, and the world of those around her, will change forever. InuXKag! Please R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Burning Desire's by kitcat13 reviews
Bella is found near death. Can they help her and more importantly who is responsible? ok guys review pls! pretty plz! DISCLAIMER: we both know i dont own twilight... i totally wish i did along with everyone else lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Hearts Shadow by Searching-For-My-Reason reviews
Inuyasha is the lead guitarist of a band he and his three friends had made back when they were kids. They are now all in their teens and famous. Now that 'My Hearts Shadow' is famous this story follows the characters as they grow and deal with the binds.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Eddie! by afsluv reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT people wanted me to write a sequel so im like, oh,ok and i did! i did! IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE. PLZ READ! i changed the rating cuz it is getting a little suggestive....ok thats all
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
She's Lookin Through Me by Patche reviews
Higurashi Kagome moves to a new school with her cousin who is the most popular boy in school. However, upon her arrival, she's managed to win the attention of every boy in the entire school... even the biggest loser, Inuyasha COMPLETE T
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,876 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Sensei by shadowblade-tara reviews
AU. One small child can change one teacher's life forever. Rating due to mention of abuse.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
He Looked Back by whitehitsugaya reviews
Just a angsty, tragedy, romance one shot. Loving me was a mistake Rin. That's what you think Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Colorful Cullen Comedy by Forbittenlove reviews
My little assembly of oneshots. I tried to make them all pretty ammusing! Newest: AIM with the Cullens. rated T for language and content. Completely CullenxBella fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007
HIDDEN REALITY by FangedMoonEyes reviews
A fatal event occurs, will Edward change his mind,will he leave or stay?If he does go through with changing Bella,and they are finally together at last,will it stay that way? Rating may variy between chapters & later on.sorry about the sum. its my first!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
Affliction by Miss Kagura reviews
After Rin falls ill with an 'incurable' disease, Sesshoumaru finds himself cooperating with the only person that understands what 'leukemia' is.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Nightmares and night loves by Potopie reviews
Sesshomaru has protected rin from everything but did not expect a simple dream to change everything RinXSesshomaru duh
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Rin, Sesshōmaru
Rin's Ultimate Question by Silent Scribe reviews
Rin is asking more mature questions, can Sesshomaru answer them?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Accidentally In Love by Patche reviews
After Kagome is dumped by her boyfriend of nine months her best friend decides they get him back by making him jealous. So, they both agree fake a relationship to make her ex jealous. But, the plan begins to fail when the two fall for each other. IK T
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,218 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Nightly Love by kittyblue929292 reviews
Inuyasha has always wanted to tell Kagome how much he loved her. And now is his chance
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
GoldEyed Life by foodnetworkstar reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha have a young child named Tashio, and this is a small story that I wrote about them. InuxKag. Review please!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Devotion Born of Blood by Angels and Ashes reviews
REVISED. The Daiyoukai’s retainer watched, terrified by the scene that was unfolding before his eyes, as he stood by the door. He knew that his Master intended to kill the girl there was no doubt about it. ReadReview
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Be Safe by BitexMexEdward reviews
Mike led me into the forest. I thought we were just stepping outside for a minute? I began to worry. Maybe I should have listened to Edward's warning. 'Kiss me,' Mike whispered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
SleepWalker by MiszTwilightObsessed reviews
Bella is Caught sleepwalkin and look what it leads to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007
After He Left by waitingontoday reviews
pretty much a different middle and ending to New Moon. My first fanfic...BxE rated T for later REVEIW PLEASE! CHAPTER 11 IS UP! Tell me what you think...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
Eternity by FaithAdeline reviews
It's been 15 years since Edward left, leaving Bella alone and vunerable. She got bitten one day coming home and is now a great hunter and runner. She's on the dark side. Read for more, I pretty much blow at summaries :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,184 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Bloody Hurt by Alieannah reviews
Used to be called ExBHurt...with a side of fries! Edward left Bella... Again. What if she was turned a year later, and had her own new family now? What if she when't back to Forks 70 years later... and he was there?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Emmett and YouTube? CHAOS! by DanceToThisBeat reviews
What happens when you put a bored Emmett together with YouTube? please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
I will never forget you by LiLaZnCrAzYgUrL216 reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha fell in love when young.Unfortunetly,they were forced to move apart.Seven years later,they meet at camp once again...will sparks fly? or will these two teens be too stubborn to admit their love for one another?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 11/7/2004
We Only Need Us by Falling Rose Petals reviews
Alright, this picks up where New Moon left off in my own version on what I hope happens in Eclipse . I'm a hopeless romantic and this story focuses on LOTS of E&B fluff. ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,443 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Sword Dancers by Isolde1 reviews
Ten years after Naraku's defeat, Sesshoumaru and Rin, swordmates, are wandering through Japan. A new threat, however, looms over the Sengoku Era which of course the Inugang feel compelled to fight. Sesshoumaru doesn't care, until a fateful battle...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Rin, Sesshōmaru
your late for school and the car won't work..TAXI! perfect! but theres just one problem...you won't be alone... T for language..may go up to an M if i but a lemon in it..i don't know yet..
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Published: 6/18/2009
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