Author has written 6 stories for Bleach.
The more you love someone, the more you want them dead.
In All Those Who Feel Love, There Lies A Capacity For Hate.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved by using a large amount of explosives.
It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
I find "good morning" contradictory.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
"The world only requires two things in life. WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape, if it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.
You're my mummy? I wondered where my ancient Egyptian relic had wandered off to >_>
Cancel my subscription because I'm tired of your issues.
-Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
On T-Rat (Military food): Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
I don't get even, I get odder.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
How may I screw you over today?
A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin
"A real friend is someone who walks in, when the rest of the world walks out." (Steel I love you)
Your ridiculous opinion has been noted.
Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.
Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.