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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32992 - Favs: 20,362 - Follows: 16,202 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Give You Back
by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome
by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Don't Promise Me a Happy Ending
by Sadistic Sin reviews
Trust is earned but by Naruto it's given. He thought he was loved: now hes decaying. Secrets, lies, hate: they're constants. 'You can't betray me because with you, I know the ending...' Dark twist to the Uchiha massacre. SasuNaru ItaNaru MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,339 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Bitter Leaves and Blossoms Bright
by callalili reviews
The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,908 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Altaïr
A Scrap of Humanity
by Minerva Teller of tales reviews
The dark haired boy leaned down and pat Naruto's head softly. We're all lonely. What's your name? he whispered near the blonde's ear coaxing him away from his leg and closer to his chest. ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,483 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
by Somnium Lacertae reviews
-Editing- *ItaNaru* Kyuubi's secret is out, Akatsuki is attacking, and he is fighting to be strong enough to take Sasuke back... only to fall for his best friend's worst enemy. Naruto may have to deal with more than requested...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,309 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
This Time Around
by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4311 - Favs: 6,600 - Follows: 6,694 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Care of Magical Creatures
by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do
by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly
by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Three Phases
by shira syndrome reviews
Glimpses of life, love, and the vexations of orphans through the eyes of one honorable pirate. A paragon in why there is no such thing as three neat phases of love for everyone. Happy Valentine's Day 07. BalthierVaan
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,710 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3107 - Favs: 4,425 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy's Not Allowed to Do
by Barbarella reviews
Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Draco M.
by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He is NOT my boyfriend!
by Lunadeath reviews
H/D slash. The sly Malfoy gets out of trouble by telling those he sees that he and Harry are a couple. Of course, it's not true. Or is it? and how will Harry's friends get along with him? *rating's up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,300 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself
by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Two, Four, Six, Eight
by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Gay, Not Gay reviews
Sai tells the Konaha gang his insightful thoughts on what is considered gay and what isn't. This story is rated M for a very good reason people. Read at your risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sai - Complete
Sai Tells a Joke reviews
Sai tells a joke about nuts. Crude humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sai, Naruto U.
Curiosity led Deidara to do something that would change his life forever. SasoDei. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Just a Habit reviews
CHAPTER 4 IS FINALLY UP. It was supposed to be just sex, nothing else. But no matter how much he tried to convince himself otherwise, it was very definite that Hatake Kakashi was falling in love with the blonde haired, blue eyed brat. KakaxNaru, Shota.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Secret Santa reviews
Pein gets an outrageous idea to make the Akatsuki members participate in a foreign tradition called 'Secret Santa'. Chaos ensues as the Akatusuki try their best to get each other the perfect present. Lots of swearing. General sillyness. And HidanXItachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
FINALLY UPDATED! Gaara comes to Konoha with a proposal that could change the lives of two people forever. But will the blonde accept this proposal or will Gaara have to force him? Expect protective mother hens, jealous Uchihas, crazy Akatsuki, the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,447 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Meet Sasuke Uchiha reviews
Meet Sasuke Uchiha, 17 years old, the last surviving member of the Uchiha clan, Konoha prodigy, number one sought after bachelor, exmissing nin, yada, yada, yada and also as of today he is the biggest idiot in the world. Yaoi, emoness, and a horny Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.