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Joined 04-08-07, id: 1255726, Profile Updated: 10-05-08
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Dead Poets Society.

Hey. Thanks to everyone who read/reviewed/favorited/story-alerted my 100 Moments fanfic. You guys have inspired me. I'm so going to finish this thing.h

I'm a beta reader! If you need help with grammar, characterization and more, let me know on my Beta Reader Profile!

What I'm working on (if anyone was curious):

Naruto: 100 Moments: I think I'm doing better in terms of how many I write. I've done four in the last two days and I'm going to try and do at least one a day. Wish me luck!

House fanfic: I love this show, so I've got to write more fanfics for it. If you're not a House fan, feel free to ignore it. If I even decide to post it.

Cue Greeting.

Hi, howdy, yo, wazzup, salutations, hola!

Sorry. Trying to appeal to a wider audience.

Anyway, hey, my name's HALFMAGYK. Well, duh, that's not my real name, but...whatever.

Question: Who am I?

Short answer: A very random, occasionally frightening person.

Long answer is as follows:

Name: removed. Just call me HalfMagyk/HM/Aiko. Kay?

Age: Old enough. Nothing to read here, next one.

Gender: This seems silly, but in case you can't tell, I'm a girl.

Species: Uh...human being?

Favorite Jell-O flavor: OK, this is getting ridiculous. (but on a side note, it's lime)

Likes: Anime, manga, Naruto, reading, writing (duh), drawing, my friends, music, my bass guitar Sid (that's him in my avatar), my breifcase George, high school (so far), trigonometry (best math concept ever!), my laptop Toshi.

Dislikes: People who dress/act alike, especially on purpose, geometry (boring), colds, sunny days, mp3 players that break on me, wi-fi internet that loves to cut out, MS word freezing after I've typed five pages...technology doesn't like me much.

Fandoms -
>Harry Potter
>Dead Poet's Society
>Fruits Basket
>Every Miyazaki Film I've seen (Mainly Spirited Away and Howl's Moving Castle)
>Many others...most are listed as fandoms I beta for...>.>

Animes/Manga Series I Like: Naruto, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Gakuen Heaven, Fruits Basket, D.Grey Man, Yotsuba&!, and FullMetal Alchemist.

One thing I ask of you: Um...visit my DeviantART page, kay? Here. It's mostly Naruto fanart but I've got some random stuff there too...OK...onward...

My Stories (updated 10/5/08)

NOTE: I write virtually only oneshots, don't bother putting my stories on alert when you see the word "oneshot" in the summary.

Hover over the links to see some interesting comments.

Bedtime Story: My personal fave. It's about Deidara's past, as you can see from the summary. It's a bit long, but I'm really happy with it.
The Akatsuki Kid: I have no idea what I was on when I wrote this, but it's funny and somewhat enjoyable, so you might want to check it out if you're up for a laugh. And some crack.
Paper Heart: PeinxKonan oneshot. Luff this pairing despite the unlikeliness. I like it more now that I've reread it.
Down Time: Yes, more Deidara stuff. Wish I could say it was the last one. But I can't. Anyway, Deidara's trying to get some work done, but Tobi can't shut up or sit still long enough to allow any such thing. Half-crack, half-plausible, all fun.
Friends Don't Forget: Wow, I'm sooooo happy with this one!! Might even top Bedtime Story. Anyway, it's a oneshot in which Naruto has died and ten people in Konoha are remembering him. It's pretty long, and you might cry...but please read it! (Someone tell me if I should split this into chapters, because I will if it's too long).
Naruto: One Hundred Moments: My hundred drabble challenge, all Naruto. The first one...is satisfactory. I hope I can do better ones. I'm gonna stick with this. It'll be updated about "whenever I feel like it." (35/100)
Gods and Angels: Dumb little oneshot about Konan and Pein...baisically my theory of what I think happened when Pein went all "god mode."
In Your Dreams: A nice KakaxAnko oneshot. Fairly decent, a lot of banter and sarcasm, and my first time writing a fight scene, so critique constructively.
A Typical Akatsuki Morning: More Akatsuki crack. Zooming in on each pair of partners as they wake up in the morning. Hidan is a doofus, but what else is new?
What We Have Learned: I don't know why I wrote this. The story behind it is that I made a random list of fifty words, then tried to make a ShikaTema story with one sentence per word. It turned out all right. Sad, though. Too sad. I'd get rid of it but I worked too much on it to do that.
Better Late than Never: I LOVED the movie Dead Poet's Society, so I just HAD to write some emo fluffiness about Neil and Todd featuring Charlie, who was fun fun fun to write.

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Of Nights and Fireworks by shilhouette68 reviews
Hinata spends a wonderful event with someone unsuspected. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Afterthoughts by shilhouette68 reviews
A retelling of Chapter 362. Deidara's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Tidy by Nymbis reviews
Shinobi prowess aside, it's amazing how they get anything done when it takes them two hours to get ready. Pein x Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Under My Skin by Blu Rose reviews
[Chp. 364 Spoilers TobixDei Friendship] Somehow, the mad blonde bomber had managed to crawl under his skin as much as a bit of Tobi had.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Shopping Hell by marginaliana reviews
House and Wilson go to the supermarket. Gen.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/27/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
The Wind is Free by metal goat reviews
Deidara has many obsessions, Sasori has found. Explosions, birds, the wind... they all seem to lead back to the same place in the end. [Deidaracentric]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Naruto: One Hundred Moments reviews
100 drabbles...100 words each...all Naruto...no other rules. You ready? You set? Let's go. -35/100 complete- Spoilers for ALL CHAPTERS up to the current one may occur. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007
Better Late Than Never reviews
The ghosts of his past still haunting him, Todd Anderson meets up with an old friend to catch up and let go of what happened eight years ago. Oneshot.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
What We Have Learned reviews
Temari and Shikamaru have a special sort of morethanfriendship...the kind that only they will ever really understand. But even they have things to learn, about friendship, love, and each other. Oneshot, 50 themed sentences.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Typical Akatsuki Morning reviews
Just a typical morning at the Akatsuki hideout...early wake up calls, borrowed objects, misused hairbrushes, disorganized shampoo, sleepfighting, two people wanting to kill Hidan...all right, maybe typical is too strong a word...T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
In Your Dreams reviews
Anko's off for a day, and it's a fairly boring, but restful, time...until Hatake Kakashi shows up and challenges her to a battle.m Who is she to refuse? KakashixAnko oneshot. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gods and Angels reviews
He has broken the laws of nature. He has defied the ways of human beings. He has evolved from human to god. And she has no choice but to join him, and become his angel. [Not really PeinxKonan, but Pein and Konan are in it. Spoilers for chapters 362 to 374
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Friends Don't Forget reviews
A ninja has died trying to get rid of Akatsuki. Thanks to his sacrifice, the organization was wiped out, but no one can stand the pain of losing him. Join ten people whose lives he touched as they learn to cope with the pain...and promise to never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bedtime Story reviews
When Miko asks her older sister for a bedtime story, Taira weaves a sad and lonely tale, relating the dark past of a most artistic villian.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Down Time reviews
What do Tobi and Deidara do when they're not hunting Bijuu? It seems like bugging Deidara is the only thing on Tobi's agenda. Mild, accidental DeiTobi. XD Rated T for language, just being safe. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Paper Heart reviews
Beautiful, deadly, and stoic: these words decribe Konan, Akatsuki's lone kunoichi and Pein's partner. She, like Pein, feels nothing...at least, that's what she tries to convince herself of. PeinxKonan oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Akatsuki Kid reviews
Itami, a teenager who was adopted into Akatsuki at the age of ten for his bloodline limit, decides to make a game out of annoying every member. No, this is not serious. Rated T for language mostly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete