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Joined 04-08-07, id: 1255858, Profile Updated: 02-26-08
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, and Bleach.

Hey--M.N. here.

Hey, so, I'm madame nonchlant. You can call me madame, or MN, or even hey you, if that's your cup of tea. It doesn't really matter to me.

But, contrary to my penname, I'm not really nonchalant at all. It's just a goofy title. I'm quite the opposite of it, actually--I find it hard to keep a cool head.

Still, I take my writing seriously. And I really, really, can't stand typos. So if you find a typo in one of my stories, please tell me so I can edit it, okay? xD

Also, I only watch the Naruto anime, mostly. (I'm too poor to afford to buy all the books...) So please forgive any errors I may make in my stories. (Feel free to point them out to me so I may fix them!)

Holy potatoes, Kankuro! The lovely, lovely Temthasy has made me a video based on my KanKi fic, Beautiful Disaster! Watch it if you get the chance!

Said awesome video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkhJCC2ZyEo

And no, pairings are not "serius bizness!" Man. It's crack...deal with it. Cx
Story Status:

Me & U is on a slight hiatus. (But I just updated!)

Sorry for any incoveniences this causes!


So...that's pretty much it. Thanks for visiting. Don't be afraid to leave a review, good or bad, okay? If you find my story boring, TELL ME!!

See you around!

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Piano Man by Trench Kamen reviews
Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth have finally been able to settle down together. Phoenix's musical sense never left, even after re-gaining his bar: he still associates songs with memories, good and bad, hilarious and heartbreaking.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,850 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Amongst the Daisies by katsuyo reviews
Multichapter. Why does love have to be such a messy business? Ino finds a new love after experiencing heartbreak.So who is the guy and why all the mystery?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,198 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Ino Y., Shino A.
Who Would Tell? by kaitou-marron reviews
Sequel to Worth: Hikaru and Akira start living together. What happens when an outside source finds out about their relationship and threatens to expose it to everyone? shounen ai: HikaAki, mentions of WayaxIsumi
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,814 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Love is the best cure by Through Glass reviews
Gaara is sent to an insane asylum where he has to spend GOD knows long with some 'counselor'. Talking about his feelings a such. Little does he know for this kid is about to get the best treatment yet, love. SASUGAAR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
XxpuppetmasterxX and LilMzSunshine by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Kankuro and Hinata end up in a loveless marriage :blame their fathers: , which is, of course, their cue to retreat to the internet and fall in love with other people. But the internet is no substitute for real life... KankuroXHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,222 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Plug In Baby by Accentuating Kamikaze reviews
[Oh, it's a very special seal...] After the brief war with the now thought wiped out Akatsuki, a peaceful calm settled over Konoha and most fellow shinobi nations... Though, why is that scar on Sakura from that battle with a certain puppet burning so bad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,369 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
An Hour With Wilbur Robinson by Amazon-Aviator reviews
As seen on LiveJournal: In which Wilbur Robinson gets the best idea of his young life. Possibly the author's worst. WilWil, nonexplicit.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Home For the Heart by Suraki reviews
KuraYus. Yusuke's mother has always hit him and now Kurama knows about it. Kurama can't let Yusuke be used as a punching bag so he offers him a place to stay. Emotions run wild and hilarity ensues sub HiKuwa Update DONE!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,082 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
This is the world in its true form by Juushika Redgrave reviews
A retelling of the events that follow Another Side, Another Story and Deep Dive. Riku defeats Roxas and takes him back to the mansion in order to determine if Sora is somewhere inside Roxas. RikuxRoxas, slight RikuxSora, angst, dubcon, explicit, channish.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sephiroth's Guide to Love and Deception by KamirineGoddess reviews
FINISHED! Riku breaks Sora's heart and as a result, he ends up moving from the island. So when Sora finally comes back their Junior year, will he be able to win back his heart? Love is a war. And Big Brother Sephiroth is playing general again. SLASH RxS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 277,446 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Water by the.israel.project107 reviews
Riku is washed up on the shores of Destiny Island after a terrible storm, only to find that nobody knows he exists. Worse, even Sora doesn't remember him, but the problem goes deeper than just memories. How did this happen, and why? RikuSora,Zemyx,AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 175,843 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Failed Avenger by Chaidrin reviews
Please, Mother. I couldn't avenge my family. Please, let me at least avenge him. As he stared at his unmoving arm with crazed eyes, he didn't notice pale hands take the kunai out of his hand. My dear Avenger, but you don't have to. SasukeXGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Daily Dose of Faux Affliction by roxas is LOVE reviews
Roxas and Riku have always hated each other ... right? AU. This is so old. I'm sorry for all the mistakes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Roxas, Riku - Complete
Super Sized! by Katalystik reviews
AU. Roxas is leading a normal, high school life. Axel, on the other hand, is a low wage worker at a fast food chain who happens to be smitten with the blonde boy. NOTE: This fanfic still exists because its readers rock so hard I can't see straight.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,684 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Nobody's Loveletter by Cracked Plastic Crown reviews
Set in an AU universe, with Roxas learning to cope with a new father figure and Axel just doing random Axel things such as trying to be with Roxas. Features many pairings, mostly of AxelRoxas and SoraRiku. Features mature themes and slash
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,196 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Axel, Roxas
WalMart Adventure by Bwans reviews
Squad 7 and the Sand Sibs are on a harmless trip to WalMart. But they soon find that WalMart isn't the lovely store they thought it was...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Deception at Intermission by Sheamaru reviews
Neither of them were really built for relationships, so maybe it'll take a production of lies to make them realize not being built for relationships may not mean they aren't built for each other. [Kankuro x Kiba]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
The Warrior Within by OmniStrife reviews
Something's happening to his dearest Vincent, but he can't help if he doesn't know what the problem is. Will he be the one to find the lost warrior within? If only Vincent could forget his sins... CloudVin, YAOI, M for violence, adult scenes, language
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,359 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Cloud S., Vincent V.
Paper Cut by One Without a Name reviews
A tale of life, love and printer jams [AxelLarxeneDemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Larxene, Axel
Why We Fight by SabakuHinata97 reviews
Sequel to 'Demons': Rated M for mild language and sexual content. GaaHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShinoIno, and ShikaTema. NOW COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,404 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Tease by paintthesilence reviews
Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,770 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
My Skin by ALCzysz17 reviews
Though the body is gone, the mind and soul shall remain...When it seems life is getting to hard and everyone she loved dies Tenten can only look forward to death, but whats this puppet master here to help?...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3409 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Poisonous Touch by yukuro reviews
[PG15 to Rish] After his failure at the pro qualifier exam, Isumi wanders in darkness and sorrow. In attempt to comfort his friend, Waya goes with Isumi to his house for a game of go. However, comfort mostly always comes with pain. [IsumixWaya]
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
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Boiling Oil reviews
Meet Kurosaki Ichigo, famed drive-thru window guy of Kanpachi's Fried Chicken, high school student, and boy tormented. Of course, nobody said life would be easy with a job this crazy, and one insane coworker may make it a lot harder than it should be.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
The Goodbye Kiss reviews
There's a storm on the horizon. Mello feels it one cold night as he leaves to do his laundry. And with the coming storm, some things need to be said before it hits. The laundry can wait while unfinished business still lurks.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Stealing Days reviews
Roxas has visions. Visions of Sora and his friends, Riku and Kairi. And when Roxas finally falls through one of his visions and into their world, only Riku seems see him or take any interest in him. But can Roxas gain anything by living on stolen time?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Roxas, Riku
Me & U reviews
When Kairi gets tickets to go see her favorite popstar, Sora thinks nothing of it. That is, until he's dragged along and thrown into a world of crazed fangirls, enamored roadies, corrupted backup dancers, and one more thing he never bargained for...love!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,739 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sora, Riku
Frost Me reviews
When Deidara is getting used to new arms and life without Sasori, Tobi decides to use some holiday called Christmas to cheer him up. But of course, Deidara's been a bad boy this year...can Tobi still make his Christmas worthwhile?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Art of WAR reviews
It's been a few years since Suna and Konoha were close friends, and now the unthinkable has happened...Gaara has declared war on Konoha. And, amisdt a backdrop of death & deception, Kankuro has a dark secret...but can he keep it secret for long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,537 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
XIII: The Key of Destiny reviews
How Roxas may have come into being. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Roxas - Complete
Beautiful Disaster reviews
When Kiba runs into an old friend from Suna, he doesn't expect anything to happen. He doesn't even think about them being friends, or possibly more. But an unexpected mission, confused feelings & a night that goes too far add up. Can they stay together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,345 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete