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Joined 04-08-07, id: 1255862, Profile Updated: 10-09-09
Author has written 3 stories for Gintama, and Naruto.

Name: Just call me Aeris.

Age: 17

Birthday: June 23

Location: Midgar Slums

Likes: Yaoi, FINAL FANTASY and KINGDOM HEARTS!!

Dislikes: Know-it-alls, people who talk down to me, teachers, soaps, liers, ect.

Personality: Cloud and Zack's Child...some times can be confused for Reno or Axel...all you need to know...

Pairings: As of now Zack/Cloud Cloud/Reno Vincent/Rufus Vincent/Cloud Nero/Weiss Seifer/Squall Squall/Cloud Seifer/Roxas and a bunch more!!


Update: Currently all my stories shall be on a haitus. Due to a faulty computer and a set of enraged divorcing parents.


If You Ever:

If you have ever ran through the empty hallways of your school screaming at the top of your lungs: "THE HEARTLESS ARE ATTACKING! COME FORTH MY KEYBLADE!" and began aimlessly whacking at the air, post this on your profile.

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

If you believe that Demyx has a heart, post this on your profile.


"Have a Good Day my Ducklings" ~Aizen-Sama

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Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Difficulties In Communication by talinsquall reviews
Reno's completely straight. Why doesn't anyone believe him? Cloud doesn't care one way or the other. Now Complete. Cloud/Reno. Rufus/Tseng. Cid/Vin. Yaoi, OOC, Non-con, Lemons, Cursing, Sex Change, Mpreg. Revised 2/18/09.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,354 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
It's All About Zoology by MissChabre reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki finds a job in a zoo, and there he meets a lot of new friends and a sexy lover! GrimmjowxIchigo, yaoi, fluff, AU, lemon in later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,833 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Flicker of a Hint by kogasgal27 reviews
Grimmjow x Ulquiorra. Yaoi, yay! Let's see what happens when these two have weird urges throughout the day! Read and Review please!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,277 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U.
Akatsuki Home Cooking by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki! Learn to cook from our beloved evil organization! Rated for sexual mentions no sexual content .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Zetsu
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
The Scent of Success by crematosis reviews
Light wakes up one morning to find L practically throwing himself at Light...and all because he smells good? What is this scent that drives L crazy and where can he get more of it? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Why Light Loves L by drakie cakie reviews
Light lists reasons why he loves L, and how he fell in love with him. But can he save his newfound love from death? LxLight yaoi rated M for boysecks. Go ahead. I love flames. :3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Experimented Bondage by XhexaniaRose reviews
Ryuzaki’s legs propped up upon the couch barefooted, as he was entranced by the cake before him. Something unfamiliar stirred within Light as he watched him. What was this feeling?.....LightXRyuzaki....Lemon...Bondage ... oneShot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Just Let me sleep! by Cass-Tastic reviews
After going on a mission for a whole month, Kakashi is eager to get into bed, but Sasuke will have none of that! Rated M dearies! R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whore or What happens to cheaters by Windy Rein reviews
Their bodies were entwined on the bed. I knew I was the only one who could make him scream and beg. Yaoi, GrimmIchi & UlquiIchi, rated M. Warnings for lemon and something bordering on rape!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Math Book by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi/ Ichigo was pissed. First, a surprise math test, and now and Espada who insists on fondling him. Yup, today is the worst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
What's For Dinner? by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi/ "With a cry, the teenager whipped around to see who was attempting to molest him and was not the least bit surprised to see his lover Grimmjow standing behind him with an innocent little smirk plastered on his face."
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Fever by devious.rayne reviews
Sasuke has a fever and who better to take care of our lovable emo ninja than our other awesome platinum haired ninja.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
Lucky Gai's Irish Pub by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The evil organization and resident servant Tobi are invited to participate in the festivities at Konoha for St. Patrick’s Day. Featuring Kakuzu’s Pot O’ Gold, Bearded Sasori, Skittles spoofs, Zetsu’s seed and more! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Riders of the Red Dawn by dead drifter reviews
AU. The Akatsuki are a gang of outlaws in the wild west. They end up shacking up in a dying town called El Suna, where the leader of the group, Pein, falls head over boot heels for a pretty little whore named Konan. Crack humor, romance, het, shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Fertilizer by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi Zet/Kimi/Sai and Zet/Sai/Kimi. Kimimaro and Sai are sent to Zetsu to collect his special fertilizer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Zetsu, Sai - Complete
Craving by o0Kitsune0o reviews
It all started when Kakashi locked them in a room together as a punishment for bickering. Who knew falling so hard in love you could barely focus would be such a journey? It should be smooth sailing.. right? SasuNaru Team 7 lives together. Chapter41 UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,822 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Never Sacrifice a Whore by dead drifter reviews
After a virgin sacrifice gone wrong, Hidan ends up in Mario Land. Will he ever find a way back home?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hidan
Teh Ice Cube by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack. Kisame is sick and delusional. Deidara is annoying. Itachi to the rescue. Title spelled that way on PURPOSE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love Found In Unexpected Arms by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Matt catches Mello with an unlikey fellow. Heartbroken he runs into Near who's more then willing to help Matt with his pain. MattXNear. Past MattXMello, and an odd one... MelloXL. YAOI! GUYXGUY! No likey no read!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Matt, Near - Complete
The Little Big List of Rules by dead drifter reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang the Sequel! by dead drifter reviews
And Kakuzu thought that exploding cereal was the worst of his problems!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Clay is a Poor Substitute for Earplugs by dead drifter reviews
Pein and Konan decide to get down and dirty...and didn't have the common courtesy to supply Deidara and Itachi with earplugs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Take a Break by BrightBrightWorld reviews
With Pein burried in work and ignoring Konan, out bluehaired kunoichi turns to Deidara, who shares a little crossdressing secret of his that always manages to get his Danna to pounce on him. PeinKonan, Sasodei. Crossdressing, yaoi, sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Reading Material by dead drifter reviews
Hidan leaves his Bible in the open, and a certain missing Falls nin picks it up on his way to the john...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair by dead drifter reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Love Bites by Sumai-chan reviews
AU Yaoi He was a normal boy, well normal minus his unruly orange hair anyways. Kurosaki Ichigo was your average guy, he liked playing video games, and he liked kendo and martial arts, he thought homework was annoying, and in his spare time he loved...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,810 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Daddy Gaara by Hikari Dohjutsu reviews
To better improve his 'image' Garra is instructed to adopt a child. This should be interesting... Follow our favorite Kazekage as he discovers what it truly means to be a father. NOT a GarraO.C R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Gaara
Masochistic Tendencies by Dreamless Infinity reviews
Hidan’s a masochist, and Konan has to get a little rough when push comes to shove… Kodan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Drenched in Water Part Two by DisturbedDucky reviews
Yes, The continuation of Drenched in Water. Axel is having problems with Demyx when his eyes start wandering to a certain Gunner! And whats with Roxas?[AxD][SxX][RxZ][MxX][LxX][VxL][RxA]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Suicide Can Save You by Ensign Klutz reviews
ItachiXHinata Hinata runs away from her father, and is thinking of ending her life, but she is saved at the last minute by Itachi! He then takes her to the Akatsuki and they welcome her hoping she will keep them together! Better summary inside! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,947 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
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The Money Collector and the Religious Zealot reviews
Things are happening to Hidan and Kakuzu can’t figure it out. But when he wakes up it’s as if nothing happened. Though these symptoms happen at night will the day’s happenings have any effect on Hidan and Kakuzu’s relationship? YAOI KAKUHIDAN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
So Troublesome reviews
ShikaIno. Preg. Ino wants Shikamaru, but what happens when they take it further? A baby on the way, a murder, a suicide, and a broken man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Losses reviews
[GinTamaxNaruto]Crack fic! When Gin losses his motor scooter it seems the world is lost. But what happens when they happen upon two crazed fangirls and a horde of ninjas? MAYHEM and CHAOS!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete