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Joined 04-09-07, id: 1256224, Profile Updated: 07-22-12
Author has written 14 stories for Cats, X-overs, Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, NCIS, and Once Upon a Time.

Random fanfiction from over the years... I'm warning ya, the really early stuff is pretty bad. Read at your own risk.

Current obsession: Once Upon A Time

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Dead Banana by Channel D reviews
Tim, Ziva, Gibbs, and a monkey, who just might be Tony. Since Tim appears shirtless here, the word "dead" must be in the title, by tradition. Written for the NFA Humor skills challenge. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Saying Goodbye by CKLizzy reviews
Something like an Episode Tag or Missing Scene to "Judgment Day", a conversation between Ziva and Tony, and the last goodbye of Jen and Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Communist by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
Gibbs makes his team, along with Ducky and Abby, play the “American or Communist” game. Everyone’s paranoid. Everyone’s a suspect. Can the team pick out the commie or will they all be destroyed? Four part short story, very silly. :D Now complete!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Toliet Wars by Dragons Quill reviews
The Snape's answer s to that age old battle between men, women and the john. **See what happens when you let my imagination run wild for any length of time : ** SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
Surprises by teshara reviews
100 word challenge. Hermione. McGonagall. Crookshanks. Just plain wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hermione G., Minerva M., Crookshanks - Complete
Elevator by Medoc0 reviews
This is the randomest thing I have ever written. An IM conversation with the team concerning certain...activities between their boss and the Director. AU, Jibbsish.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
I Never Dreamed by SakuraWillow reviews
Jane gets Poppins power, how does she handle it?
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
April 16th 1912 by SakuraWillow reviews
Mary & Bert come to the rescue of Michael & Jane after the Titanic sinks and kills their parents.
Mary Poppins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
The Lioness, the Snake and the School Nurse by MQ1 reviews
The two most feared Professor's are scared of who?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats by Ekwy reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
So, You Want to Murder the Jellicles? by Puddycat reviews
Possibly the most ridiculus ways of killing a Jellicle cat you are ever likey to read. Don't believe me? Take a look. 8 MISTOFFELEES' SECOND TURN! Once again, please read the note at the end.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Teacher Cooties by Sammypenny reviews
Hermione says goodbye to the teachers for Christmas holiday and catches Teacher Cooties. Just a cute little drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Until My Dying Day by Kittensbreath reviews
Madame Giry's thoughts after the Hannibal rehearsal. [SONGFIC] [Chapter 2 coming soon]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Madame Giry, Erik - Complete
A Jolly Quidditch Game by Lady Serenity2 reviews
it's a parody of Mary Poppins and Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2001
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Ice Skating reviews
Plotless Red Snow fluff :)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Tortured reviews
AU, minor spoilers for "In the Name of the Brother". The world discovers the magical town of Storybrooke. Just imagine what they would do to a werewolf... Rated T for animal abuse themes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
We Both Know How This Will End reviews
Title: We Both Know How This Will End Fandom: Once Upon A Time Pairing: Red Queen… kinda. Rating: R Summary: We both know how this will end. But I do it again. Spoilers: None really. Warnings: abuse I'm sure there are others, but I'm not 100% sure what else to put here, if someone could help me out…
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
I Believe in You and Me reviews
Title: I Believe in You and Me Fandom: Once Upon A Time Pairing: Red Snow Red Riding Hood/Snow White Rating: PG Summary: Alternative way the curse was broken. Spoilers: Pretty much everything. Except the finale. A/N: Thanks to the lovely Lilly for beta-ing! Also, Natalia Kills "Wonderland" was the inspiration for this, so go take a listen. :
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
True Love reviews
It didn't matter in the end. True love had prevailed. Red Snowing Red/Snow/Charming
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood
The American Transfer Witch reviews
An American witch transfers to Hogwarts. Rather cliche, I know, but I'm trying to make it NOT cliche. Comprendre? Rating is T for some mild language and for later chapters. Rating might move up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Minerva M., OC
Judgment Day reviews
I'm sorry for the very unoriginal title. This is basically short drabbles about Jenny's death.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Jenny Shepard - Complete
Mary Manipulated reviews
Hopefully, this is a funny fic about Mary Poppins. She's acting very strange, and Bert has to explain to the children why. MaryBert at the end.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Scary Mary reviews
She's back... be afraid.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise reviews
Several wizards and witches reaction to a very interesting movie they happen to stumble upon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
I Thought I Had Lost Him Again reviews
Minerva McGonagall's thoughts during the final battle at Hogwarts.EDITED! No huge paragraph in the middle! Yay! Rated T now, because I realized that K was too low of a rating. Contains violence, and some curse words. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
The Story of Ayisha reviews
Demeter and Bombalurina are captives of Macavity. But when their friend Phillipeda dies giving birth to her kitten, they know that they must escape soon.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007
Cats do Clue reviews
What happens when the kittens come up with the idea of the Junkyard doing their own version of the movie Clue? Read to find out!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007
CATSHarry Potter Drabbles reviews
Yea, I was bored, so here's some CatsHarry Potter drabbles... Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete