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Joined 04-09-07, id: 1256420, Profile Updated: 07-06-09
Author has written 5 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Transformers/Beast Wars, Thief Lord, Misc. Movies, and Harry Potter.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
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I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I love Music

Paramore--Misery Business, Emergency, Pressure, Hallelujah, Decode, Born for This, For a Pessimist I’m Pretty Optimistic, I Caught Myself, Let the Flames Begin, Crushcrushcrush, All We Know, Miracle, Fences, That’s What You Get, When it Rains, We are Broken, Brighter,
Evanescense--Imaginary, Bring Me to Life, Snow White Queen, Haunted, Tourniquet, Lacrymosa, Call Me When Your Sober, Going Under, My Immortal, Everybody’s Fool
Metro Station—
Wish We Were Older, Shake It, Seventeen Forever
AFI—
Prelude 12/21, Endlessly She said, Love Like Winter, Miss Murder, Summer Shudder, The Interview, Girl’s Not Grey, Bleed Black, Dancing Through Sunday, Days of the Phoenix, This Celluloid Dream, The Killing Lights, Kill Caustic, Miseria Cantare, The Missing Frame, The Prayer Position, Kiss and Control, Silver and Cold, Strength Through Wounding
The Used-
Pretty Handsome Awkward, Burning Down the House

Linkin Park—Bleed it Out, Leave Out All The Rest, New Divide, What I’ve Done

Escape the Fate—Friends and Alibis, My Apocalypse, The Guillotine, Reverse This Curse, When I go out, I Want to go out on a Chariot of Fire, There’s no Sympathy for the Dead, As You’re Falling Down, Dragging Dead Bodies in Blue Bags up Really Long Hills, The Flood, 10 Miles Wide, Situations, This War is Ours (The Guillotine Part II),

Alesana—This is Usually the Part Where People Scream, All Night Dance Parties in an Underground Palace, Obsession is Such an Ugly Word, Better Luck Next Time Prince Charming, Seduction, Ambrosia, Tilting the Hourglass, Early Mourning, As You Wish, Sirens Soliloquy, Icarus, Beautiful in Blue, Not a Single Word About This, Goodbye Goodnight for Good, What Goes Around (Cover)

Blessthefall—Times Like These, Rise Up, Higinia, Black Rose Dying, His Last Walk, I Wouldn’t Quit if Everyone Quit

3OH!3—Tapp, Don’t Trust Me, Starstrukk, Holler Till You Pass Out, ChokeChain, I’m Not Your Boyfriend Baby

Modern Day Escape—March of the Dead

Jamie’s Elsewhere—Just Dance (Cover)

Random:

1. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

2. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

3. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

4. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason copy this into your profile

5. 92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

6. Put this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

7. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

8. If you think the coco puff bird should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

9. If Gwen Stefani taught you how to spell bananas copy this into your profile

10. Pluto was declared not a Planet on August 27th of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off orbit' to some scientists likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO.

11. If you hate High School Musical, copy and paste this on to your profile

12. If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

13. If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

14. Normal people are weird and not very smart. Copy and paste this, if you've ever wished you could get your IQ tested, just so you could find out exactly how much smarter you are than everybody else.

15. Chocolate is good. It is yummy. It has sugar. Copy and paste this in your profile if you have chocolate in your veins instead of blood.

16. If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

17. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

18. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

19. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

20. Ninety-five percent of the kids out here are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're a part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add you name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie, Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angleofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, They Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM-'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfanbr, DU EBRITHIL, First Gurl Rider, Unfaithful444, MissImpatient

21. If you've ever tripped over air copy and paste this onto your profile.

22. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

23. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

24. If you LOATHE Hannah Montana and whenever you hear her sing you are deaf for an hour, copy and paste this onto your profile

25. If you love a band and all of their songs, copy and paste this into your profile

26. If you love Harry Potter, Eragon, Inkheart, or LotR, copy and paste this into your profile

27. If you are obsessed with books and have more than two bookshelves, copy and paste this into your profile.

28. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

29. About 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of these people are smokers. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think smoking should be made illegal.

Quotes

Lord of the Rings:

Three Rings for the Elves under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Me doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

The Childlike Empress: In the beginning, it is always dark.
Pippin:
I dont want to be in a battle, but waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse.
Rogers:
You should write a book: How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.

Evey Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Every: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. carves V into poster on wall The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. giggles Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Every: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
Evey: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.


V:
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.


Galadriel:
It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for a new ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword. And Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared another bearer. The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum. But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all...


Aragorn
I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.
Boromir: Our people, our people. I would have would have followed you, my brother... my captain... my king.
Aragorn: Be at peace, Son of Gondor.


Gandalf:
Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping?
Sam: I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me.
Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?
Sam: I heard raised voices.
Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak.
Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but... Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.


Favorite Books/Movies

1. LOTR Trilogy (Movies)

2. Harry Potter

3. TMNT

4. The Thief Lord

5. Inkheart Trilogy

6. Twilight Series

7. V for Vendetta

8. Transformers

9. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

10. Horton Hears a Who


Favorite Couples!

Rukia-Ichigo—Bleach
Sophie-Howl—Howls Moving Castle
Tifa-Cloud—Final Fantasy 7
Max-Fang—Maximum Ride
Sam-Danny—Danny Phantom
Jessica-Mickey—The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns
Alice-Jasper—Twilight

Bella-Edward—Twilight
Rosalie-Emmett—Twilight
Esme-Carlisle—Twilight
Roxanne-Dustfinger—Inkworld
Hermione-Ron—Harry Potter
Nymphodora-Lupin—Harry Potter
Ginny-Harry—Harry Potter

James-Lilly—Harry Potter


If I were in Hogwarts...

House: Gryffindor

Favorite Subject: DADA & Transfiguration

Quidditch Position: Seeker

Animagus: Cheetah

Patronus: White Tiger

Wand: 12 1/4 inches vine, with a core enchanted with Chimaera Scale which is very rare, yet very powerful. The vine grows spirally which symbolizes resurrection because its strength is preserved. The magical aspects include, Joy, Exhilaration, Wrath, Rebirth, Fidelity, Constancy, and Love.

Blood: Half-Blood

Clubs: Dumbledore's Army

Favorite Teacher: Professor Lupin


Jokes/Funnies

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his man-purse...

Whoever said that nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door...

Computer nerds have this ridiculous need to make up stupid terms for everything!

If at first you don't succeed do it like your mother told you...

If its tourist season...why can't we shoot 'em?

Can you shift gears...? Or are you stuck on stupid...?

When a police man asks if you knew how fast you were going don't say, "You should know moron you’re the one who pulled me over!" but it is okay to think it.

There are two kinds of Pedestrians in the world; the quick and the dead!!

Right now I'm having Amnesia and Deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before...

I only have PMS on the days that end in the letter 'y'.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Well I think the guns helps. If you stood there and said BANG, I don't think you'd kill many people!!

A friend will help you move a body; a BEST friend would help you move the dead body of your ex-boyfriend to the ditch on the side of the freeway!!

Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupid!

I finally got my head together and then my body fell apart!

I only do what the voices tell me to do!!

Growing old is mandatory! Growing up is optional!!

One of life’s many mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds!!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!!

Marriage is finding the special someone to annoy for the rest of your life!

I don't do perky!

I didn't say it was your fault! I said I was going to blame you!!


Favorite Character

Thief Lord: Scipio

Inkheart: Dustfinger & Farid

Peter Pan: Peter

LotR: Legolas & Haldir

Harry Potter: George

Garfield: Isn't it obvious.

Pirates: Jack Sparrow duh...

X Men: Warren aka Angel

Scooby Doo: The name says it all.

Twilight: Jasper

New Moon: Jacob

Eclipse: Seth

Breaking Dawn: Seth & Renesme

V for Vendetta: V

Transformers: Jazz

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: Wheelie


My Friends and me (stolen from Spaztastic reader):

(talking about the character Rafe from Blood and Chocolate)

Spazstasic: You know if you take the word Rafe and mix up letters or add letters you get all kinds of stuff.

Me: Yeah, like change the "f" to "k" and you get Rake =)

Spaz: and "f" to "p" is (whispers because in the lunch room) rape. Ohh and take the "e" away entirely it's RAF! (Raph for stupid peoples.)

laughing

Spaz: What did you think of when I said that. I was thinking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Me: DONATELLO.

Spaz: Wha? (laughing)


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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 81,216 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Seth
When The Cloudburst Meets The Blaze by Rhythmic5 reviews
Sequel to My Saving Raine. Seven years ago, Raine left Narnia and the love of her life behind. What happens when she is captured and taken back to Narnia, only to find out King Caspian isn't the man he was when she left him? Caspian/Raine. Enjoy!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,811 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Caspian X
The Forest Maiden's View by Nieriel Raina reviews
Does it really matter if I admire him' she wondered. 'I know he'd never look twice at me.' One maid watches, unknowing she is watched in return. Haldir/OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/30/2009 - [Haldir, OC] - Complete
Charmed Alive by Scribbled Truth reviews
Jenna is a normal girl who is completely obbessed with Charmed. Everything changes when she wakes up in the Manor with powers, could she have a destiny in a different reality? And more importantly with a certain whitelighter? Chris/OC, season 6
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,305 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Elise R. - Complete
Search for the City of Gold by AnimeGirl1988 reviews
Sequel to Search for the Treasure. Ben, Jen, Riley, and Abigail are back and this time Riley's sister Krista comes along for ride as Ben and Jen try to clear their family's name yet again. Riley/OC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,067 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Riley P. - Complete
The Life of Past and Future by sweethoneydew reviews
Sequel to 'A Slow Change of Heart', with no king to rule, the realm of faes may suffer war. Somehow a king must be chosen, with so many wanting to rule, who will prevail. Being EDITED by Kevin Berrios.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Prince Nuada - Complete
Galadriel's Mirror by Haldirsbaby reviews
Modern day earth is slowly destroying itself. The Valar sees this and bids a young woman, a mortal, to fulfill an ancient prophecy that was foreseen by Galadriel before leaving for Valinor. First Story in Series: Child of Prophecy written with beta-Balrog
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Haldir - Complete
A Slow Change of Heart by sweethoneydew reviews
Brought back to life, Nuada's title is stripped and forced to work with the BPRD. A young girl joins, can she change his view of humans or will she go crazy trying. Nuada/OC. Being EDITED
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,136 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prince Nuada - Complete
Tonight will be the night: An Abarai Renji oneshot by The Godess Freya reviews
A little fourth division is in love with the one and only Abarai Renji. What will she do to show him her love? A Renji/OC pairing.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Renji A. - Complete
Aslan's Return by ivory-sword reviews
Eve finds herself in Narnia after a car crash in her own world. She meets Prince Caspian and together they fight against the new evil that has darkened the land.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,941 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - [Caspian X, OC] - Complete
The Killing Moon by glockbird reviews
After Voldemort was defeated and she graduated from Hogwarts, Serafina Tracey decided to take a vacation in Bucharest. While there, she meets a strange girl and her unruly cousin. RafeOC
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,352 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007
The Gypsy and the Devil by Raven Hare reviews
X2 AU - Kurt/OC....An alternate prequel and slightly AU movieverse.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,597 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Nightcrawler - Complete
Destiny Waits by supergirl4u reviews
A human girl raised in Narnia is captured by Telmarine soldiers. Will she be able to find the happiness and family she's always dreamed of while being thrown into the biggest battle of her time? CaspianOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Falling In Doubt by ElfLuver13 reviews
An elleth of Mirkwood, and the March Warden of Lothlorien. One the maid, the other the master. What ever will become of the situation? HaldirxOC COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,936 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Haldir - Complete
Strange Feelings by CrypticCalico reviews
Will Scarlett battles with his feelings for a young woman whose family is killed in a raid. Based on the movie, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. My first fic. WillxOC
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Ryukaze: Dragon Wind by Lanse reviews
The moment she met him, she knew she wanted nothing to do with him. She knew those eyes could see everything that shouldn't be seen. NejiOC, hints of NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,227 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Neji H., OC - Complete
The Road Goes Ever On by original-creativity reviews
Sequel to Protecting the Fellowship: Kenzie and her company continue on with the next part of their quest. They soon find, however, that the Changer has a new plan to get the One and aid Sauron's evil force and it might cost Kenzie her life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,640 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Legolas - Complete
SuperEmmett! by ohxmyxria reviews
One fateful night, Bella stumbles along a Cullen Family secret no one ever wanted to know. And of course all the Cullens have to get in on it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Emmett - Complete
Cast Out by TerraMacMillan reviews
FINISHED! Thalyin is the daughter Lord Denethor never knew he had. When she is pulled into the destruction of the One Ring, she meets interesting people who can answer the questions to her past... and her future. LegolasOC, EomerOC, OCOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,941 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Her War with Peace by Corvaisis reviews
FINISHED! A lonely new student at Sky High falls for Warren and desires his friendship, but is unsure how to go about winning his affection. WarrenOC, NOT MarySue.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Dileriyen: Her Separate Road by DiLLiRgA reviews
My humble attempt at a LegolasOC fic. No 10th members of quest, no mary sues. Give it a chance, you might be pleasantly surprised. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,215 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Legolas - Complete
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Not My Right Mind
This is just a one-shot between my character Rose and George. Basically all fluff, lol....GeorgeOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/11/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
Third Temptation of Paris reviews
Just a oneshot at love between Griffin and an OC named Elliot. Before you jump to conclusions Elliot is a girl. No slash. that's just ew.....Griffin/OC
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Shadow Thief Returns reviews
Summary inside....basicly a pairing of ScipXOC
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008
The Second Time Around reviews
Okay in this story a girl named Ashton finds a second AllSpark. She has special powers like mutants from xmen do but this it not a TransformersXMen fanfic. But Jazz is back and there are new Decepticons along with Starscream and Barricade.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007
The New Girl reviews
Harper is a the new girl of the XMen. She is a seer and yet she is blind. This fan fic starts in the 2nd movie.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007