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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

This thing is shit, i was so immature when i was little, god.

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Twilight Fanmail by SwiftLikeASpoon reviews
The title explains most. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
You Know You Wanted This xxx by Aglow reviews
Alice comes up with a great plan for the none existent sex life of Bella and Edward. With Jasper convinced to help and Bella unknowingly helping every step of the way, how much will Edward love Alice in the end? Hot Version
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Dressing up with the Cullens by Georgiana1234 reviews
It is even more rainy than the days that are rainier days than usual in Forks and the Cullens find themselves yet again with nothing to do. When Esme finds a old dressing up box what chaos will insue?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006
Rub My Tummy Edward by 99x9RedRoses reviews
a Bunch of one shots, T for safty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Vampire, Vampire, Human? by Tigerlillium reviews
My first fanfic. Bella and Edward marry and have a daughter. Daughter falls in love with Jacob's son. Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
bella's secret by JesiMarie93 reviews
bella has a secret that no one knows about unless its her parent's she's never told any one not even jacob...come on you no your Curious first ff WARNING:LEMONlike my other one untill i get another editer or mine talkes to me its on hold
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007
Vampire Idol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
The Cullen's have their own version of American Idol! It involves: cross dressing Emmett, Rosalie with a gun, Edward being emotional over Clay Aiken, Mike in a ninja suit, Edward as a horse, Emmett as a cowboy, and so much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Eddie! by afsluv reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT people wanted me to write a sequel so im like, oh,ok and i did! i did! IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE. PLZ READ! i changed the rating cuz it is getting a little suggestive....ok thats all
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
THE SUPER AWESOME DISCLAIMER ADVENTURES! by Enpowerswan reviews
OVER 900 HITS! The title pretty much explains itself. VERYY Approprate for almost any age, but T, just in case. Don't wanna ruin your innocence [taken from Two halfs and a Quarter]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
Just A Whole Bunch of OneShots by KateLovesEdward reviews
I compiled a ton of crazy oneshots into a comedy about the Cullens and Bella. There are gobs of OOC, much spoofy crazyness, and plot bunnies galore. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Busted by Chickens go Moo reviews
Edward and Bella are caught by Charlie doing some things. THIS IS RATED M FOR A REASON BELIEVE ME by my friend erin
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
The Reason I Wear Red Lipstick by SkyCullen reviews
Sky Marie Cull Bell is actually Bella Swan. Sky is a vampire and a very powerful one too. She's beautiful...but she doesn't look anything like Bella. Sky and her family move to Alaska and go to a new school, there they met the Cullen's. 1st Twilight story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,469 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
Zoorama! by xxpitchjasperxx reviews
This story is about a trip to the zoo. This is my 2nd fanfic and my 1st attempt at some fun for the characters. I'm thinking humor here. I'm rating it M for language but some minor adult scenes might come later on. It all depends on what fits.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Would The Razor Bend! by EdwardsBrandOfHeroin reviews
My First Ever FanFic! Yayyz, the title says all!EBOH sorry its teen but i was having trouble rating it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Tempting body, Tempting blood by Stickchick reviews
Edward is in more control of his need for blood than he ever immagined. This is good news for him and Bella! Chapter 4 is up! you won't beleive the surprise!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
Bunnies of Doom! by SinisterSweet07 reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
CONTEST!: by Chi Kartalia reviews
This is what happens when Chi has coffee...oh...dear...lord. Cullens and Wizards alike singing in a kareoke competition, what could be more amusing? Add in hyper Chi, and you've got a recipie for disaster!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Of Potions and Vampires by rosedown reviews
Bella decides to slip Edward a potion with interesting results. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
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Bella andthe Rocking Horse original reviews
6 IS UP! WOOT!, anyways rated M for sexuial contact and language..... Bella Dirty LITTLE SECRET!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007
Never Ending ADV! reviews
I Suck at these summaries but anyways this is my fist story i have written and.... yah.... enjoy! oh and p.s. there might be some small stuff in here that might be a bit disturbing..... REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete